Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 575

Recently, a fellow by the name of Mix Hyenataur has popped up around some exchange communities on Livejournal, and he's quickly becoming very hated becasue he's asking for any art that's done for him to not have signatures on it.

As you can see, he's made just a few people pretty darn angry.

What the hell is wrong with people nowadays. Sheesh.

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

I was reading about him on 'artists beware' only today

Some people are so up their own backsides it's tragic

Charisma · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 346

how did I miss this one? I leave LJ for a couple of hours and look what happens! man I need to get back to college and out more

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 155

I like my art raw...

That's a likely story. "Oops, look at that, photoshop accidentally copied and pasted my own signature onto this commission. Oops, now the file accidentally dropped itself into my FTP client connected to VCL. Oh well..."

I might be mistaken, but this sounds like something Canus Claxass would do.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 732

Mix Hyenataur needs to get on some drugs because the guy is batshit. What with his obssessive need for NO SIGS, his diatribe against people who sign their work, and his response of "Shut the fuck up" to everyone who disagrees with him makes me think the guy's mom signed her name on him when he was a kid or something. Either that or he's just a nutty asshole.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 639

God, Mix again. Who the fuck told him he was a 'big name' in furry? Wayd died and proclaimed him the keeper of furry badassery?

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 575

I like my art raw...

That's a likely story. "Oops, look at that, photoshop accidentally copied and pasted my own signature onto this commission. Oops, now the file accidentally dropped itself into my FTP client connected to VCL. Oh well..."

I might be mistaken, but this sounds like something Canus Claxass would do.

I was thinking more along the lines of he might be possibly selling prints or whatnot.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

Hyenataur

...I'm going to kill again.

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

Oh yeah, I love the STFU attitude he has...I mean I could perhaps understand his dislike of signatures (especially with some of the crappy watermarks I've seen)...but then him swearing and bellyaching at the world and his wife and playing the sob-story card really makes me want to smother him wth a pillow

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

smother him wth a pillow

Or a chainsaw. VROOM! I'M A LUMBERJACK! *cough* sorry.

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

Or Timmy Mallets...mallet...god that's a fate worse than Mr Blobby

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

Or Timmy Mallets...mallet...god that's a fate worse than Mr Blobby

Who, what?

(Sounds very British.)

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/410000/images/_414837_blobby150.jpg
-Mr Blobby...kinda like a Tellytubby for adults, but he came out before Tellytubbies and was a co-star on an evening entertainment show 'Noels House Party'....god he's awful >_<

http://www.maths.strath.ac.uk/~aap03102/img/timmy.jpg
- Timmy Mallet, kids show presenter...a complete loony...kinda fun though and not as awful as Mr Blobby

Ruggy · Qualificator Joined: 15 Dec 2004 Posts: 14

No, I just have a personality issue I guess

No kidding. o_O

It's MY character, my SOUL.

OH SHIT. SIGNING YOUR WORK IS SOUL RAEP. :O :O :O All those Christmas cards I sent...! What have I done?!

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Wait. Isn't Mix a goon? Or am I getting my furries mixed up again...?

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

Hyenatard wrote:

HA! HyenaTARD! You're so witty!

Ruggy · Qualificator Joined: 15 Dec 2004 Posts: 14

Hyenatard wrote:

HA! HyenaTARD! You're so witty!

I do try. I fail, but I try. :P

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 165

I like my art raw...

That's a likely story. "Oops, look at that, photoshop accidentally copied and pasted my own signature onto this commission. Oops, now the file accidentally dropped itself into my FTP client connected to VCL. Oh well..."

I might be mistaken, but this sounds like something Canus Claxass would do.

Heh, I dunno. Anyone who's passed the Eric Bauman school of photoshop knows it's not hard to remove copyrights and logos from images. Then again, he could be an idiot who wouldn't know what the rubber stamp tool did if it bit him.

LoKi · Venter Joined: 09 Mar 2005 Posts: 287

That would be pretty amusing to see someone get bit by a rubber stamp. I just think the furries are paranoid over their non-existant copyrights. :O

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 165

That would be pretty amusing to see someone get bit by a rubber stamp.

Yes it would, wouldn't it? More likely the ink pad would tho. The lids on them can give a nasty nip!

Zod God · Prattler Joined: 15 Jun 2005 Posts: 113

Everyone gets lol'ed at in those links. Fursuits are stupid.

Xarai · Coadjutor Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 94

Wait. Isn't Mix a goon? Or am I getting my furries mixed up again...?

Indeed he was, though he got banned once for drama. He was also the idiot who got in trouble with some con (AC, I want to say) for wearing an SA T-shirt. Nobody likes him, goons and furries included.

He comes from around the Chicago area, so I've known about him for a while (though I've never met him, thank God), as he's a nonstop drama-creating machine. He's one of those people who would be a really hilarious parody of furries if he only weren't real - but as he is real, it's just pathetic instead.

Edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

Edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wait...so he's selling HIMSELF?

His HANDS?

His ARTISTIC ABILITY?

This just makes me think he's an art whore

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 732

Buy It Now for $ 1000.00

No.

Beauty of Nature · Venter Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 246

All materials and shipping charged extra.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 575

Buy It Now for $ 1000.00

No.

srsly. According to what i understand, he's trying to sell this art, however he refuses to offer any examples of his artwork. Some simple digging, however, shows up with this as being him.

pretty yucky art (what scant bit there is there) for a grand, huh?

Beauty of Nature · Venter Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 246

Buy It Now for $ 1000.00

No.

srsly. According to what i understand, he's trying to sell this art, however he refuses to offer any examples of his artwork. Some simple digging, however, shows up with this as being him.

pretty yucky art (what scant bit there is there) for a grand, huh?

I don't see any art. Just a photo of his fursuit, one image made with the Flash Southpark character generator, screenshots and crap.
The colorscheme he used for the site alone makes me twitch.

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 575

http://www.sheezyart.com/full/320901/

Pretty sure that's his.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 678

No.

NOOOOOOooooooo!

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 639

His SA page is so dark.

Like his soul.

Which was been RAEPED

BY SIGNATURES

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

His SA page is so dark.

Like his soul.

Which was been RAEPED

BY SIGNATURES

My computer screen is so old that it doesn't go very bright, so any dark picture or image get blurred down to nothingness. I could barely read his page...I got lost o_o

Barry Scott · Prattler Joined: 09 May 2005 Posts: 165

http://www.sheezyart.com/full/320901/

Pretty sure that's his.

Gah! There needs to be a law against furries using Flash! I partially like the long use of the ultra l33t walk cycle to show off his mad skillz!

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

Mix is an experiment by God to see if a goon can be as annoying as a furry fucktard. It was a raving success.

vanilla rin · Apocrisiary Joined: 03 Jul 2005 Posts: 45

Didn't Mix get banned from SA (somethingawful, not sheezy)? Or at least mocked so badly he left?

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 705

God, Mix again. Who the fuck told him he was a 'big name' in furry? Wayd died and proclaimed him the keeper of furry badassery?

:roll:

His SA page is so dark.

Like his soul.

Which was been RAEPED

BY SIGNATURES

Turn off the television and step away from the remote. You're now officially watching way too much Aqua Teen Hunger Force and channeling Master Shake.

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

Didn't Mix get banned from SA (somethingawful, not sheezy)? Or at least mocked so badly he left?

You can take the furry out of Something Awful, but you can never take the Something Awful out of the furry.

Xarai · Coadjutor Joined: 25 Aug 2004 Posts: 94

Didn't Mix get banned from SA (somethingawful, not sheezy)? Or at least mocked so badly he left?

Indeed he was, though he got banned once for drama. He was also the idiot who got in trouble with some con (AC, I want to say) for wearing an SA T-shirt. Nobody likes him, goons and furries included.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

I was offered a 1GB CompactFlash card (Lexar, good quality) by mix_hyenataur in exchange for some fursuit items.

He can't even pay money for his fursuit? He's trying to purchase a fursuit with a flash card. Let me repeat, he has no money so he has to barter computer parts for a fursuit. This is delicious.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

He can't even pay money for his fursuit? He's trying to purchase a fursuit with a flash card. Let me repeat, he has no money so he has to barter computer parts for a fursuit. This is delicious.

If he's money-less, I'd say it's confounding more than delicious. If I had no money I'd be more worried about getting food than any, um, items for, er, recreational activities. Perhaps he's just a skinflint and tried to get rid of a CompactFlash card he no longer needed anyway.

stinkweedskunk · Prattler Joined: 14 Nov 2005 Posts: 155

I was offered a 1GB CompactFlash card (Lexar, good quality) by mix_hyenataur in exchange for some fursuit items.

He can't even pay money for his fursuit? He's trying to purchase a fursuit with a flash card. Let me repeat, he has no money so he has to barter computer parts for a fursuit. This is delicious.

This just sounds like a stereotypical furry living with his mother, unemployed and whatnot. Like art in exchange for "yiff" *shudder*. Seriously, I have heard of this happening.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 260

If he's money-less, I'd say it's confounding more than delicious. If I had no money I'd be more worried about getting food than any, um, items for, er, recreational activities. Perhaps he's just a skinflint and tried to get rid of a CompactFlash card he no longer needed anyway.

I said it before, but I can't find it. So I'll fake quote myself.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Internet_poor
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Internet_poor
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Internet_poor
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Internet_poor
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Internet_poor

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

He can't even pay money for his fursuit? He's trying to purchase a fursuit with a flash card. Let me repeat, he has no money so he has to barter computer parts for a fursuit. This is delicious.

If he's money-less, I'd say it's confounding more than delicious. If I had no money I'd be more worried about getting food than any, um, items for, er, recreational activities. Perhaps he's just a skinflint and tried to get rid of a CompactFlash card he no longer needed anyway.

Maybe she said at some point that she wanted such a card, and he jumped at the chance to get rid of a card he didn't want in exchance for fursuit items

or he's a cheap bastard, who knows

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 260

Maybe she said at some point that she wanted such a card, and he jumped at the chance to get rid of a card he didn't want in exchance for fursuit items

or he's a cheap bastard, who knows

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Internet_poor
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Internet_poor
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Internet_poor

Seriously, however, I believe it to be the latter, the first reason being that they found a price cheaper than than what mix was saying its value was. Furthermore, word choice (offered, not agreed) seems to hint that Mix was the instigator. Unless, of course, there was some LJ entry about 'Ears to anyone that can score me a flash card!'.

I find it unlikely that someone that has the skills to make a costume would want a flash card; what would they do with it? If they're sewing/gluing/cutting/stitching, they're going to be a very tactile person. Would they store costume ideas on a small, breakable card, or use a pencil and paper notebook to sketch ideas with without a laptop? I would hazard to guess that one can still draw while wearing large gloves, and is cheaper to protect against dripping hot glue.

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

I find it unlikely that someone that has the skills to make a costume would want a flash card; what would they do with it? If they're sewing/gluing/cutting/stitching, they're going to be a very tactile person. Would they store costume ideas on a small, breakable card, or use a pencil and paper notebook to sketch ideas with without a laptop? I would hazard to guess that one can still draw while wearing large gloves, and is cheaper to protect against dripping hot glue.

...I don't even know where to start with this

Banrai · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jan 2005 Posts: 575

I find it unlikely that someone that has the skills to make a costume would want a flash card; what would they do with it? If they're sewing/gluing/cutting/stitching, they're going to be a very tactile person. Would they store costume ideas on a small, breakable card, or use a pencil and paper notebook to sketch ideas with without a laptop? I would hazard to guess that one can still draw while wearing large gloves, and is cheaper to protect against dripping hot glue.

...I don't even know where to start with this

He was offering her the card because she had made a post that said basically that she would offer a full suit, or the equivilant of items, in exchange for a camera and a memory card.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

I find it unlikely that someone that has the skills to make a costume would want a flash card; what would they do with it? If they're sewing/gluing/cutting/stitching, they're going to be a very tactile person. Would they store costume ideas on a small, breakable card, or use a pencil and paper notebook to sketch ideas with without a laptop? I would hazard to guess that one can still draw while wearing large gloves, and is cheaper to protect against dripping hot glue.

It's not like having one talent or interest prevents you from having several others as well. Most people will have a wide range of equipment reflecting various needs... sewing needles, pots, computer, cutlery, power tools, external HD, paint brushes, scissors, DVD burner, pencils... (continue list as needed)

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 260

Random uninformed ramblings

...I don't even know where to start with this

He was offering her the card because she had made a post that said basically that she would offer a full suit, or the equivilant of items, in exchange for a camera and a memory card.

Oh, hey. Yeah. They're used for digital cameras! Mea culpa. :oops:

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

I find it unlikely that someone that has the skills to make a costume would want a flash card; what would they do with it? If they're sewing/gluing/cutting/stitching, they're going to be a very tactile person. Would they store costume ideas on a small, breakable card, or use a pencil and paper notebook to sketch ideas with without a laptop? I would hazard to guess that one can still draw while wearing large gloves, and is cheaper to protect against dripping hot glue.

...I don't even know where to start with this

He was offering her the card because she had made a post that said basically that she would offer a full suit, or the equivilant of items, in exchange for a camera and a memory card.

Bob seemed to be insinuating that just because you make fursuits or any other type of fashion item that you therefore do not use any kind of computer software or hardware for the purpose of your art...which I disagree with

Gah, my typing is terrible because my hands are freezing. Damn student house

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 260

Bob seemed to be insinuating that just because you make fursuits or any other type of fashion item that you therefore do not use any kind of computer software or hardware for the purpose of your art...which I disagree with

The sad part is that I'm not one of the ones that drink while posting, so I don't even have that excuse. I don't know what I was thinking on that one.

As you can tell, the thought of digital cameras and whatnot didn't even enter it. I was honestly trying to figure out what a fashion item designer would want with a flash card because the only time I see them in use is as a hard drive for an embedded system. Not that I'm saying that said person necessarily wouldn't be making... but... but...

Can I start drinking while posting now, and retroactively chalk it up to misfired neurons? :?

raygirl · Prattler Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 198

Bob seemed to be insinuating that just because you make fursuits or any other type of fashion item that you therefore do not use any kind of computer software or hardware for the purpose of your art...which I disagree with

The sad part is that I'm not one of the ones that drink while posting, so I don't even have that excuse. I don't know what I was thinking on that one.

As you can tell, the thought of digital cameras and whatnot didn't even enter it. I was honestly trying to figure out what a fashion item designer would want with a flash card because the only time I see them in use is as a hard drive for an embedded system. Not that I'm saying that said person necessarily wouldn't be making... but... but...

Can I start drinking while posting now, and retroactively chalk it up to misfired neurons? :?

No, but if you say you have the typhoid or the cholera you can slip out of the argument with no problems

Octan · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Feb 2005 Posts: 95

Or if you claim to have Aspergers. Supposedly that'll get you off the hook for the rest of your life. But let us not go there again.

TheBobSays · Venter Joined: 19 Jun 2005 Posts: 260

Or if you claim to have Aspergers. Supposedly that'll keep working long-term. But let us not go there again.

No thanks. I'll stick to the typhoid and/or cholera, thank you very much.