Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 670

Entertainment continues to be found in the strangest places. I got an inquisitive e-mail on New Years Day asking me about some very nasty things that are being said about me on a message board called one-chan. For those who don't know, one-chan is, appearently, an entirely unmoderated and unregulated message board. So naturally, it has a very active furry section where people can troll, flood, and spit menstrual blood on each other, and what have you.

The Onechan thread in question is chock full of lulz, not least the bizarre offtopic political interjections of an ~~anonymous~~ easily identifiable friend of Jay:

I'm an athiest, and most importantly a capitalist. Darwinian theory should be excercised, and thus those unable or unwilling to get a job and make their own ways, should be allowed to step out of the gene pool.

(and more in that pleasant Loonytarian vein.)

Naturally, the fans rally round and commiserate and whatever. But what's this!? Mr Naylor has a suspect! His eternal nemesis! Who every other furry has long since forgotten about!

My theory is that there is a cadre of 2 or 3 people who hate me with a visceral passion. This post could have been made by Hirtes. He's the only one who's ever accused me of bashing Jews before.

The New Meat · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 937

This post could have been made by Hirtes. He's the only one who's ever accused me of bashing Jews before.

That's a bald-faced lie. I accused him of hating Jews way before it was cool to accuse him of hating Jews.

I'll bet he hates rich dolphin-marrying Jews, too.

Philip Savage · Prattler Joined: 17 Nov 2005 Posts: 140

I'll bet he hates rich dolphin-marrying Jews, too.

Damn ghetto nazi. HEIL INCEST! Damn. You just made post in a Naylor thread (any thread with the slightest mention of him).

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 547

I'm an athiest, and most importantly a capitalist. Darwinian theory should be excercised, and thus those unable or unwilling to get a job and make their own ways, should be allowed to step out of the gene pool.

Uhm. Somebody didn't read about the Euthanasia Project.

And then they get all surprised when they're compared with nazis.

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 199

http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~01-01-06_27.gif

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 127

Somebody didn't read about the Euthanasia Project.

Did somebody say "youth in Asia"?

Seraph · Apocrisiary Joined: 02 Jan 2006 Posts: 50

http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~01-01-06_27.gif

It's true, it's not too hard to get me to shed tears. But when I do so, it's generally a few steps before I beat someone's face in. Yeah, I have anger issues, but I think some folks need to be taught that lesson.

MagnusSkin · Prattler Joined: 22 Nov 2005 Posts: 114

Nazis = Considerably nicer than women...

wow, SA found a forum not just full of virgins but virgins who hate women. Glad they decided to stop trying to get into the gene pool.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~01-01-06_27.gif

What was the point of posting that? It's intensely stupid, vile and hateful, but it ain't furry.

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 199

What was the point of posting that? It's intensely stupid, vile and hateful, but it ain't furry.

Uhm. Somebody didn't read about the Euthanasia Project.

And then they get all surprised when they're compared with nazis.

The Nazis "taking care of their loved ones" thing.

Unrelated would be this (and probably highly offensible to the Germans and/or Nazis).

Beauty of Nature · Venter Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 246

What was the point of posting that? It's intensely stupid, vile and hateful, but it ain't furry.

Uhm. Somebody didn't read about the Euthanasia Project.

And then they get all surprised when they're compared with nazis.

The Nazis "taking care of their loved ones" thing.

Unrelated would be this (and probably highly offensible to the Germans and/or Nazis).

tb;dw. That link is over 70 Megs.

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

Did somebody say "youth in Asia"?

are those kids going to mcdonalds? I dont get it.

Strychnine Velcro · Rasophore Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 59

My theory is that there is a cadre of 2 or 3..

...international bankers?

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 199

this (and probably highly offensible to the Germans and/or Nazis).

tb;dw. That link is over 70 Megs.

Kirchen mit Hitler!

Silly stuff.

Beauty of Nature · Venter Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 246

You mean 'Kochen mit Hitler'.
That looks funny,maybe I download it later.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 678

Mein hundt hat keine nase!

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

Stop that, GoManVanGogh, we had that joke in another thread already!

...

...

... arrrgh can't resist!

Wie riecht er?

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 678

Schreckleich!

And I plan to do this every time a thread devolves into discussions about Nazis, so there!

Les Bannables · Lurker Joined: 06 Jan 2006 Posts: 1

Hi folks. Hirtes here. I know Compy is gonna squash this account too as soon as he sees this post, but I felt I had to resubscribe just to drop in my 2 cents worth in this thread.

The following is my email to Jay a few minutes ago:

Date: Fri, 6 Jan 2006 12:17:54 -0800 (PST)
From: Michael Hirtes <mhirtes@XXXXX.XXX>
Subject: Boogieman! OOO!
To: jay@jaynaylor.com

"My theory is that there is a cadre of 2 or 3 people who hate me with a visceral passion. This post could have been made by Hirtes. He's the only one who's ever accused me of bashing Jews before."

Someone pointed this line out to me. I assume you got at least a scrap of proof that I'm the one behind any of this? As for you being known for bashing Jews, Hell, I have read entire CYD threads that have linked comments you have made about Jews.

I have to admit that I'm somewhat flattered that you have honored me as your #1 Boogieman, but you really are barking up the wrong tree here. Wish it WAS me, but it wasn't. Guess that means you may have to actually consider the fact that you have more than one person out there who doesn't worship you (HORRORS!).

Still, at least this time you managed to check yourself and not go into a jibbering tirade about what horrid things I may have committed nearly ten years ago (I noticed that you neglected to make mention about all the things we couldn't enjoy in Vegas because you were being such a wet blanket, and how you had to control _everything_ and decide where the group went, because you MUST be in charge).

Please try to make sure you have actual, undeniable proof of things before you go shooting off your mouth again in the future, ok? Your hunches are as flawed as your politics sometimes.

-- Michael

PS: Did Fisk REALLY fuck his sister?

Squizzle · Prattler Joined: 20 Dec 2004 Posts: 127

words

Oh Hirtes.

Computolio · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 866

FUCK

YOU

HIRTES

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

Hirtes. Just when you thought it was safe to tread on the internet again.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 705

And the problem with Hirtes is exactly what?

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

And the problem with Herpes is exactly what?

do we even have to get into that?

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

And the problem with Hirtes is exactly what?

He's banned.

Ebonyleopard · Venter Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 275

And the problem with Hirtes is exactly what?

He's banned.

What'd he do? (Really don't follow the forum much in the fall and winter).

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

And the problem with Hirtes is exactly what?

He's banned.

What'd he do? (Really don't follow the forum much in the fall and winter).

Hirtes was himself and he was eventually banned for it. Which makes me sad because nothing can replace the sissy fights that you and him used to have.

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 639

Hirtes was a standard we would wave upon our march into battle. But he was a weapon too powerful, too arcane to control.

I miss our Nazi-head-melting box guy.