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Mitch
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Posted: 1/3/2006 9:04:49 PM     Post subject: Onechan on Naylor  

Entertainment continues to be found in the strangest places. I got an inquisitive e-mail on New Years Day asking me about some very nasty things that are being said about me on a message board called one-chan. For those who don't know, one-chan is, appearently, an entirely unmoderated and unregulated message board. So naturally, it has a very active furry section where people can troll, flood, and spit menstrual blood on each other, and what have you.


The Onechan thread in question is chock full of lulz, not least the bizarre offtopic political interjections of an anonymous easily identifiable friend of Jay:

I'm an athiest, and most importantly a capitalist. Darwinian theory should be excercised, and thus those unable or unwilling to get a job and make their own ways, should be allowed to step out of the gene pool.

(and more in that pleasant Loonytarian vein.)


Naturally, the fans rally round and commiserate and whatever. But what's this!? Mr Naylor has a suspect! His eternal nemesis! Who every other furry has long since forgotten about!

My theory is that there is a cadre of 2 or 3 people who hate me with a visceral passion. This post could have been made by Hirtes. He's the only one who's ever accused me of bashing Jews before.
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The New Meat
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Posted: 1/3/2006 9:17:35 PM     Post subject: Re: Onechan on Naylor  


This post could have been made by Hirtes. He's the only one who's ever accused me of bashing Jews before.


That's a bald-faced lie. I accused him of hating Jews way before it was cool to accuse him of hating Jews.


I'll bet he hates rich dolphin-marrying Jews, too.
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Philip Savage
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Posted: 1/3/2006 10:28:31 PM     Post subject:  

I'll bet he hates rich dolphin-marrying Jews, too.

Damn ghetto nazi. HEIL INCEST! Damn. You just made post in a Naylor thread (any thread with the slightest mention of him).
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m_estrugo
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Posted: 1/4/2006 1:33:25 AM     Post subject: Re: Onechan on Naylor  



I'm an athiest, and most importantly a capitalist. Darwinian theory should be excercised, and thus those unable or unwilling to get a job and make their own ways, should be allowed to step out of the gene pool.

Uhm. Somebody didn't read about the Euthanasia Project.

And then they get all surprised when they're compared with nazis.
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Posted: 1/4/2006 2:37:51 AM     Post subject:  

http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~01-01-06_27.gif
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Squizzle
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Posted: 1/5/2006 1:34:45 AM     Post subject: Re: Onechan on Naylor  

Somebody didn't read about the Euthanasia Project.

Did somebody say "youth in Asia"?
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Seraph
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Posted: 1/5/2006 1:50:48 AM     Post subject:  

http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~01-01-06_27.gif


It's true, it's not too hard to get me to shed tears. But when I do so, it's generally a few steps before I beat someone's face in. Yeah, I have anger issues, but I think some folks need to be taught that lesson.
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Posted: 1/5/2006 9:20:32 AM     Post subject:  

Nazis = Considerably nicer than women...


wow, SA found a forum not just full of virgins but virgins who hate women. Glad they decided to stop trying to get into the gene pool.
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Paul
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Posted: 1/5/2006 2:56:23 PM     Post subject:  

http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~01-01-06_27.gif

What was the point of posting that? It's intensely stupid, vile and hateful, but it ain't furry.
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wtf
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Posted: 1/5/2006 3:19:06 PM     Post subject:  

What was the point of posting that? It's intensely stupid, vile and hateful, but it ain't furry.


Uhm. Somebody didn't read about the Euthanasia Project.

And then they get all surprised when they're compared with nazis.


The Nazis "taking care of their loved ones" thing.


Unrelated would be this (and probably highly offensible to the Germans and/or Nazis).
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Beauty of Nature
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Posted: 1/5/2006 3:50:40 PM     Post subject:  

What was the point of posting that? It's intensely stupid, vile and hateful, but it ain't furry.


Uhm. Somebody didn't read about the Euthanasia Project.

And then they get all surprised when they're compared with nazis.


The Nazis "taking care of their loved ones" thing.


Unrelated would be this (and probably highly offensible to the Germans and/or Nazis).


tb;dw. That link is over 70 Megs.
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ChildEatingMonster
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Posted: 1/6/2006 9:14:53 AM     Post subject: Re: Onechan on Naylor  

Did somebody say "youth in Asia"?


are those kids going to mcdonalds? I dont get it.
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Strychnine Velcro
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Posted: 1/6/2006 12:46:42 PM     Post subject: Re: Onechan on Naylor  

My theory is that there is a cadre of 2 or 3..


...international bankers?
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wtf
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Posted: 1/6/2006 4:39:28 PM     Post subject:  

this (and probably highly offensible to the Germans and/or Nazis).


tb;dw. That link is over 70 Megs.


Kirchen mit Hitler!



Silly stuff.
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Beauty of Nature
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Posted: 1/6/2006 4:59:15 PM     Post subject:  

You mean 'Kochen mit Hitler'.
That looks funny,maybe I download it later.
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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 1/6/2006 6:17:47 PM     Post subject:  



Mein hundt hat keine nase!
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Paul
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Posted: 1/6/2006 6:56:33 PM     Post subject:  

Stop that, GoManVanGogh, we had that joke in another thread already!

...

...

... arrrgh can't resist!


Wie riecht er?
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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 1/6/2006 8:16:11 PM     Post subject:  



Schreckleich!

And I plan to do this every time a thread devolves into discussions about Nazis, so there!
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Les Bannables
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Posted: 1/6/2006 8:26:13 PM     Post subject: Re: Onechan on Naylor  

Hi folks. Hirtes here. I know Compy is gonna squash this account too as soon as he sees this post, but I felt I had to resubscribe just to drop in my 2 cents worth in this thread.

The following is my email to Jay a few minutes ago:


Date: Fri, 6 Jan 2006 12:17:54 -0800 (PST)
From: Michael Hirtes <mhirtes@XXXXX.XXX>
Subject: Boogieman! OOO!
To: jay@jaynaylor.com


"My theory is that there is a cadre of 2 or 3 people who hate me with a visceral passion. This post could have been made by Hirtes. He's the only one who's ever accused me of bashing Jews before."

Someone pointed this line out to me. I assume you got at least a scrap of proof that I'm the one behind any of this? As for you being known for bashing Jews, Hell, I have read entire CYD threads that have linked comments you have made about Jews.

I have to admit that I'm somewhat flattered that you have honored me as your #1 Boogieman, but you really are barking up the wrong tree here. Wish it WAS me, but it wasn't. Guess that means you may have to actually consider the fact that you have more than one person out there who doesn't worship you (HORRORS!).

Still, at least this time you managed to check yourself and not go into a jibbering tirade about what horrid things I may have committed nearly ten years ago (I noticed that you neglected to make mention about all the things we couldn't enjoy in Vegas because you were being such a wet blanket, and how you had to control _everything_ and decide where the group went, because you MUST be in charge).

Please try to make sure you have actual, undeniable proof of things before you go shooting off your mouth again in the future, ok? Your hunches are as flawed as your politics sometimes.

-- Michael

PS: Did Fisk REALLY fuck his sister?

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Squizzle
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Posted: 1/7/2006 3:28:15 AM     Post subject:  

words

Oh Hirtes.
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Computolio
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Posted: 1/7/2006 3:32:34 AM     Post subject:  

FUCK

YOU

HIRTES
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 1/7/2006 5:44:27 AM     Post subject:  

Hirtes. Just when you thought it was safe to tread on the internet again.
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Wayd Wolf
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Posted: 1/7/2006 6:18:32 AM     Post subject:  

And the problem with Hirtes is exactly what?
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ChildEatingMonster
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Posted: 1/7/2006 6:22:16 AM     Post subject:  

And the problem with Herpes is exactly what?


do we even have to get into that?
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AngryPuritan
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Posted: 1/7/2006 6:45:10 AM     Post subject:  

And the problem with Hirtes is exactly what?


He's banned.
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Ebonyleopard
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Posted: 1/7/2006 7:20:16 AM     Post subject:  

And the problem with Hirtes is exactly what?


He's banned.


What'd he do? (Really don't follow the forum much in the fall and winter).
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Stoneth
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Posted: 1/7/2006 3:08:15 PM     Post subject:  

And the problem with Hirtes is exactly what?

He's banned.

What'd he do? (Really don't follow the forum much in the fall and winter).

Hirtes was himself and he was eventually banned for it. Which makes me sad because nothing can replace the sissy fights that you and him used to have.
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Posted: 1/10/2006 12:50:21 AM     Post subject:  

Hirtes was a standard we would wave upon our march into battle. But he was a weapon too powerful, too arcane to control.

I miss our Nazi-head-melting box guy.
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