Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/288456

The pig is George

The sheep is Seinfeld

"Whats so great about humans? Whats the deal with those thumbs?"

EDIT:
for those who thought that was the only thing furry to make front page
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/221288
NSFW "My cats sleep in the nude"

Beauty of Nature · Venter Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 246

At least they used a 3D program instead of MS PAINt ?

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

newgrounds is for little kids

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

If newgrounds was for little kids, then why all the naked women in there daily film feature?

All I'm showing is furries are becoming more and more front page, almost like a recruiting tool to get people into furdum.

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

If newgrounds was for little kids, then why all the naked women in there daily film feature?

the internet :o

MissMab · Qualificator Joined: 09 Jan 2006 Posts: 33

Its internet logic. You make any site that allows people to direct the path of content...sooner or later its going to strike porn.

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 547

Its internet logic. You make any site that allows people to direct the path of content...sooner or later its going to strike porn.

On unrelated news, your icon rocks, Miss Mab.

Ray Prower · Prattler Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 171

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/288456

The pig is George

The sheep is Seinfeld

"Whats so great about humans? Whats the deal with those thumbs?"

EDIT:
for those who thought that was the only thing furry to make front page
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/221288
NSFW "My cats sleep in the nude"

On another note, it would appear someone posted it at Fchan, with the following comment: "Posted just because the Pig disses humans."

I really don't have to say anything else here, do I?

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Vociferator Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 732

EDIT:
for those who thought that was the only thing furry to make front page
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/221288
NSFW "My cats sleep in the nude"

There's also this and this. Both are NSFW.

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

Thank you for that Guy. I never knew.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

Whatever gets people to visit Newgrounds and earn them advertising dollars. Newgrounds is the sort of site that will whore itself out to anybody and everybody for the sake of making money. And if that means catering to furries on the side, then so be it.

0r0ch1 · Qualificator Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 27

Who ARE these people?! (lolz couldn't resist)

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 316

HA HA HA HA HA the waiteress said "meh, it's a living" in regards to her crummy job. I have never heard a joke like that before. This fellow is truly the King of Comedy!

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

On another note, it would appear someone posted it at Fchan, with the following comment: "Posted just because the Pig disses humans."

So what you're saying Ray is: Furries think the pig is funny for dissing humans, but don't relize that they themselves are really humans?

I really don't have to say anything else here, do I?

I don't know. Do you have anything else to say about it? The thing was front page, everyone whos been to Newgrounds would have seen it, and they have over 3/4 million members.

Charisma · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 346

Better than a lot that I've seen on Newsgrounds, which meant I watched something until the end for once.
Not funny in any way though. Shame.

Beauty of Nature · Venter Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 246

The whole thing is totally unfunny from beginning to end.
On the technical side I would like to know what software was used and how they did it.
Meshing lines around 3D models is a lazy way to animate but it is good enough for flash cartoons.
It does not come close to a real animation,but little have the skill to actually do that.
Better something like this than a squiggly bunch of free drawn lines going through tweening cycles.

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

On the technical side I would like to know what software was used and how they did it.
Meshing lines around 3D models is a lazy way to animate but it is good enough for flash cartoons.

It may be even lazier...

Like just setting up a texture outside that draws the lines for you...

Shmorky · Venter Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 231

I didn't think you could make Seinfeld more boring, but there ya go.

Beauty of Nature · Venter Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 246

Is anyone here that thinks Seinfeld was ever funny in any way ?

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

I think it was funny how executives thought that Michael Richards had proven his comedy and acting skills enough to merit him his own show after Seinfeld got cancelled.

Beauty of Nature · Venter Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 246

I just found info on google that Michael Richards will partake in a animation series called "Cat Tales" this year.
Now I wonder if it will be as unfunny as Seinfeld and feature crappy CGI talking animals...

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

You have to wonder how many of the other Seinfeld veterans will want to jump onboard.

Captain Cowgirl · Needs to get out more Joined: 27 May 2005 Posts: 1151

Is anyone here that thinks Seinfeld was ever funny in any way ?

My dad. My boyfriend.
Jerry Seinfeld.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 705

Is anyone here that thinks Seinfeld was ever funny in any way ?

Ask this of the American television watching public in about twenty years when the current strain of stupid passes like it did for disco and doo-wop before it and people go "holy shit! Seinfeld sucked! Never ever watched it!" while thinking "better go hide all those TV Guide issues with Seinfeld stuff on the covers..."

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 142

Is anyone here that thinks Seinfeld was ever funny in any way ?

Eh, the few episodes of Seinfeld I saw had its moments. But I'm not very big on bland observational humor. George's well deserved misfortune and Kramer were the only things that made it watchable.

This cartoon was so boring I couldn't make myself suffer through the whole thing. What was this person thinking?

MissMab · Qualificator Joined: 09 Jan 2006 Posts: 33

Seinfeld was a show that had its occasional moments but thinking back I can't really remember a single one of them....and I can't really find myself feeling bad about that.

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

doo-wop blabla bla

emo

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 705

doo-wop blabla bla

emo

Are you confessing to having been into emo? Shame on you. That too was crap while it lasted. The box for tossing all your Love and Rockets fan tapes is on your right.

The same goes for your Emo Philips tapes.

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

doo-wop blabla bla

emo

Are you confessing to having been into emo? Shame on you. That too was crap while it lasted. The box for tossing all your Love and Rockets fan tapes is on your right.

The same goes for your Emo Philips tapes.

Wayd Wolf, youre a goddamn idiot that fails at comedy.

I'm calling you emo for complaining about 'American television watching public' and its penchant for listening to disco and doo wop. I never caught those shows on tv. That might be because you didn't reference any other tv shows but instead went to music genres as if the two things can be lumped together.
I've known plenty of hippie scenster fashion kids that do the same thing when the topic of the day happens to be politics, maybe comic books, whatever, they always go back to bitching about disco.

btw, Doo wop happens to take up a lot of the soundtrack in the best John Landis movie ever, wolf boy.

also, don't bother responding to this with five paragraphs of fursecution nonsense or whatever it is you talk about, because I'm not gonna read it.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 705

btw, Doo wop happens to take up a lot of the soundtrack in the best John Landis movie ever, wolf boy.

also, don't bother responding to this with five paragraphs of fursecution nonsense or whatever it is you talk about, because I'm not gonna read it.

Oh, I am scarred for life, I am cut to the quick, I am completely and forever undone.

No, no, I was wrong... That was gas.

Did you really not know that movie sucked big time or did you know and you just thought throwing a link to a movie on IMDB with the word "werewolves" would be cool? I only ask because I care about people, really, deeply, and it concerns me that someone, yourself maybe, thought that movie was anything other than sheer suckage.

No, no, I was wrong... It was still gas.

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

hahaha fart jokes i'm funny

youre still speaking furry, I need english pllz

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

Did you really not know that movie sucked big time or did you know and you just thought throwing a link to a movie on IMDB with the word "werewolves" would be cool?

Because any adult that likes werewolves inherently has shit taste in everything...

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 705

Did you really not know that movie sucked big time or did you know and you just thought throwing a link to a movie on IMDB with the word "werewolves" would be cool?

Because any adult that likes werewolves inherently has shit taste in everything...

I would add a phrase to that statement: "unless of course they make a lot of money off a brain dead mass consumer market with the werewolf thing in which case their taste may still be shit, but at least they can afford really expensive tasteless shit."

And then to go all emo for CEM lolgasmic joy, I refer you back to IMDB for this little piece of discouragement if you think that werewolves will make you lots of money for tasteless shit.

Like doo wop 78s.

That was gas.

youre still speaking furry, I need english pllz

That should read:

"You're stull speaking furry. I need English, please."

Must I explain everything to you?

AngryPuritan · TOP POSTER! Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Posts: 1437

Still on topic, I think, has anyone noticed that there seems to be less "furries DIE" comments on the anthro stuff at newgrounds? What's up with that?

Because any adult that likes werewolves inherently has shit taste in everything...

stuff

Failure to spot irony: Priceless

There are some lols furry can't provide, for everything else, there's Wayd Wolf.

So when are they making the blockbuster hit based on Afterwar?

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

...has anyone noticed that there seems to be less "furries DIE" comments on the anthro stuff at newgrounds? What's up with that?

I say its conspiracy Puritan; slowly the members of Newgrounds are "exploring" furry. They are being possibly led by a furry toward the other side of the tracks, maybe even being turned on by seeing less-than-fair flash animations...
(God damn the pube muppet)

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 142

Did you really not know that movie sucked big time or did you know and you just thought throwing a link to a movie on IMDB with the word "werewolves" would be cool?

Dude I love werewolf movies.

THIS IS COMING TO US FROM A GUY WITH A WOLF AVATAR.

COME ONNNNNNN

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

Dude I love werewolf movies.

THIS IS COMING TO US FROM A GUY WITH A WOLF AVATAR.

COME ONNNNNNN

I like werewolf movies too.
I don't think Wayd knows what a wolf is.

actully, I think he's confusing the movie I linked to with American werewolf in paris, which is like confusing star wars with star trek.

but it doesnt matter, because all he does is post furry comedy and make me wish there was an 'ignore user' feature.

Mitch, make an 'ignore user' feature.

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

Do not mention An American Werewolf In Paris in my presence lest I track you down and put a silver bullet in your head at point blank range. And there was an "ignore user" feature, only I never actually had any need to use it so I guess it either disappeared without my knowing or is just really well hidden.

Paul · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 1139

there was an "ignore user" feature, only I never actually had any need to use it so I guess it either disappeared without my knowing or is just really well hidden.

IIRC, the "ignore user" feature disappeared, along with the "spoil" and "spoiler" code tags, when the forum was changed to the FI Theme.

ChildEatingMonster · Prattler Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 107

5 bonus points to whoever can find links with information about seperate movies that all share the same title, with that title being simply the word 'Werewolf'

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118137/ <--- worst movie ever invented... (seriously)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092480/ <--- that thing that that guy linked to.

^Here are two to start everybody off

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 705

Dude I love werewolf movies.

THIS IS COMING TO US FROM A GUY WITH A WOLF AVATAR.

COME ONNNNNNN

Dude werewolf movies suck.

THIS IS COMING TO YOU FROM A GUY WITH A WOLF AVATAR.

I like werewolf movies too.
I don't think Wayd knows what a wolf is.

So you like movies that suck.

Wolves are animals that don't unnecessarily start shit, but usually finish it. Like most mature adults.

actully, I think he's confusing the movie I linked to with American werewolf in paris, which is like confusing star wars with star trek.

No, standing up in the theater and screaming out that the emperor was really Q would be confusing Star Wars with Star Trek. Don't tell me that was you! Damn. If I had known it was you, I wouldn't have thrown my popcorn at you that night.

Your shift key seems to be broken.

but it doesnt matter, because all he does is post furry comedy and make me wish there was an 'ignore user' feature.

Mitch, make an 'ignore user' feature.

No confusion. The movie you linked to was crap. Pure, unadulterated, as deep as a rain puddle, mass market crap. Like just about everything John Landis ever did or probably will do. Did the vastly overblown Animal House and beyond insipid Three Amigos somehow not register?

The only reason I'm not being more vicious and biting with regard to your error of mentioning An American Werewolf in London in a positive light is that Jenny Agutter was in it and it was nice to see her again so long after Logan's Run which also sucked except for her nude swim scene.

If you think that because I have a wolf avatar or wolf in my name means more than I think it means at any given moment then you've really been sitting too close to the monitor and while I do appreciate the brave men, women, and others, who volunteer for live testing of the relationship between electromagnetic field exposure and idiocy, you probably weren't told that they aren't paying you. You can sit a little farther back.

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 142

blub

Wayd, why does any of this matter?

Wasn't this thread originally about some shitty flash cartoon? How did it veer off into werewolf movies?

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

EFudd · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2005 Posts: 181

Thats right, people should be bashing this cartoon about a closet-bigot pig and an unfunny sheep, ripping off Seinfeld.

STOP talking 'bout werewolves, please

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

STOP talking 'bout werewolves, please

Can anyone enlighten the audience on the difference between a werewolf and an animagus?

Abysmal Pea · Qualificator Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 23

HAY GUYS WEREWOLF MOVIES ARE CRAP AND ANYONE WHO LIKES THEM IS A SHIT HEAD

See? You can do it with 90% less words. :D

Back on topic, however, I never made it past the onion part of that flash.

wtf · Prattler Joined: 20 Nov 2005 Posts: 199

Guys, stop picking on Wayd (Wolf).

You DON'T want him to get angry.

Kadius · Needs to get out more Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 921

IF I HAVE TO PULL THIS CAR OVER..!

Goofy · Vociferator Joined: 18 Mar 2005 Posts: 316

This isn't a car. This is a forum.

AND THERE'S A BOMB IN IT!! ARRRGHH!! FLEE!!