Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

IceCat · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 81

Check this one out, and while you'e there click on the link to the wall mural (Apperantly he's married(?), and his wife puts up with it), this guy is obsessed with Gadget,and the Rescue Rangers, excesivly so from the looks of it. Oh and he draws bad Gadget Smut too, you won't find any of it there but he does post it on alt.binaries.nospam.toons from time to time.
But mostly the site is just horrible.

http://members.tripod.com/jonescientific/

Later

IceCat

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

Check this one out, and while you'e there click on the link to the wall mural (Apperantly he's married(?), and his wife puts up with it), this guy is obsessed with Gadget,and the Rescue Rangers, excesivly so from the looks of it. Oh and he draws bad Gadget Smut too, you won't find any of it there but he does post it on alt.binaries.nospam.toons from time to time.
But mostly the site is just horrible.

http://members.tripod.com/jonescientific/

Later

IceCat

You do realize by bring this to a broader audience's attention you're only helping that person gain more attention and hits than they probably deserve? Again, if its horrible to see why share the scare (and just how did you run into this site anyway?)

I thought we were against this stuff yet we're only helping to spread it? Weren't we against the usage of commercial cartoon characters being turned into porn stars? Find it odd you're looking on an adult toon binary to find this stuff. Shame on you. You're just helping feed the monsters.

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

http://members.tripod.com/jonescientific/

You do realize by bring this to a broader audience's attention you're only helping that person gain more attention and hits than they probably deserve? Again, if its horrible to see why share the scare (and just how did you run into this site anyway?)

I thought we were against this stuff yet we're only helping to spread it? Weren't we against the usage of commercial cartoon characters being turned into porn stars? Find it odd you're looking on an adult toon binary to find this stuff. Shame on you. You're just helping feed the monsters.

Hmm, I understand where you're coming from, but you should calm down. I don't think him posting the link would have any negative effects.

Still, I think I know who would like this: the Portal of Evil folks. Me, I can't do the POE thing. I can only summon apathy for the majority of their links.

The link was more or less relevent to this forum, though.

Dogthing · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 207

These people need to leave Gadget alone. Seriously. I mean, the entire fandom needs to. Fuck.

Thank god I haven't stumbled upon any Mrs Brisby smut yet, else my entire childhood be blasted by their horrible fetishes.

Shmorky · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 182

Hmm, I understand where you're coming from, but you should calm down. I don't think him posting the link would have any negative effects.

Still, I think I know who would like this: the Portal of Evil folks. Me, I can't do the POE thing. I can only summon apathy for the majority of their links.

The link was more or less relevent to this forum, though.

He probably doesn't want us laughing at him, and that is just what I am going to do.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

The SA forums are much better than the PoE ones, but that's mostly because it's much more organized.

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

That guy is like the total inverse of this guy.

As for his mural... wow. It looks like the work of a 7-year-old. The site seems familiar; I think it was mentioned on Portal Of Evil back in the "Foxglove Feature" forum.

Shmorky · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 182

That guy is like the total inverse of this guy.

HAHAHA, WHAT THE FUCK?!!

Genghis · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 186

That guy is like the total inverse of this guy.

I can't believe I read all the way through that.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

The obsession with Gadget seems to be similar to the situation in Terminator 2. Like the Terminator never turning on John, never hurting him, never disappointing him, Gadget is the ultimate female friend that they never had.

She's always perfectly cute, perfectly sexy, perfectly fun, perfectly unconditional...

She's the ideal replacement for real life. A girlfriend in reality might be scary. Might not be totally happy with everything. You might fight. She might not always be perfectly cute. She might be unsexy and fart or belch at times. She might not be into everything you are.

Gadget is the perfect permanent playmate. She'll never disappoint you. You'll always be unconditionally loved.

It's a nice fantasy when you're a lonely troubled kid. When you're an adult, you need to get out there and get used to real imperfect people. If you're married and obsessed this way, you need to ask why before SHE does. Your marriage can't possibly last too long with this issue. The first guy's wife is a saint if she doesn't or just very dim...

Chris Baird · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 78

Gadget is the perfect permanent playmate. She'll never disappoint you. You'll always be unconditionally loved.

Christ, you're a scratched record on that issue... ("How can I turn every topic here into an excuse to expound on my piss-poor one-dimensional analysis of human psychology...?")

Back when Rescue Rangers first aired, the foremost remark about Gadget's appeal was her intelligence and geekiness. A lot of intelligent and geeky males in those early days of the pre-September-that-never-ended Internet unashamedly publically remarked how that made her more attractive than if she had F-cup breasts...

(The episode where she was dressed in a 'cocktail lounge singer' dress was undoubtably fan service.)

A large proportion of Gadget fans went on to become Princess Sally fans...

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

Gadget is the perfect permanent playmate. She'll never disappoint you. You'll always be unconditionally loved.

Christ, you're a scratched record on that issue... ("How can I turn every topic here into an excuse to expound on my piss-poor one-dimensional analysis of human psychology...?")

Back when Rescue Rangers first aired, the foremost remark about Gadget's appeal was her intelligence and geekiness. A lot of intelligent and geeky males in those early days of the pre-September-that-never-ended Internet unashamedly publically remarked how that made her more attractive than if she had F-cup breasts...

Do you know how to crochet?

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

That guy is like the total inverse of this guy.
I can't believe I read all the way through that.

I thought it was really ok (read: awesome for an honest-to-god fan-fiction)

And this is coming someone who regularly watched the show
altough i really wasnt that into it at the time
(then again, at car shows and whatnot im sure people have overheard me say things such as "..you know who could probably build a real sweet-ass street rod... "
usually met with, at first - confusion, and then moments later - complete agreement)

These people need to leave Gadget alone. Seriously. I mean, the entire fandom needs to. Fuck.

thats for sure, although, like in Computolio's recent article,
the fact that there is someone out there who does or at least DID specialize in jetsons porn (i dont whether to laugh or to puke..i hated the jetsons)
...this stuff would, unfortunatly, be around with a furry fandom or not

sometimes this sort of thing can be funny as hell though,

Correct me if i am wrong, but I think one of the first pieces (or one of the major ones) that got Frank Kozik attention was of a burned out looking Fred Flintstone with a heroine needle hanging out of his arm, a 5oclock shadow , swastikas all over his tie and with a thought bubble of a naked devil-girl over his head
(this is NOT a defense of any pornographic slash..i just feel like mentioning Frank Kozik)

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

That guy is like the total inverse of this guy.
I can't believe I read all the way through that.

I thought it was really ok (read: awesome for an honest-to-god fan-fiction)

And this is coming someone who regularly watched the show
altough i really wasnt that into it at the time
(then again, at car shows and whatnot im sure people have overheard me say things such as "..you know who could probably build a real sweet-ass street rod... "
usually met with, at first - confusion, and then moments later - complete agreement)

I didn't watch the show regularly but close to it. I remember it being trite even by my low standards as a 8-10-year-old. However, I can unashamedly say that that comic KICKS ASS. It's one of those shining examples of fan-fiction that's BETTER than the material it's based on. Even the very fact that it exists is hilarious, thanks to it's overdone nature.