Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 142

As sort of a part 2 to the furries: shitting up religion thread, I give you the Pagan hierarchy chart. Check out the bottom rung.

http://seapagan.org/pagan-hierarchy/pagan-hierarchy.png

They even chose to include schizophrenics, just to drive their point home. Now that's harsh.

You would think that people practicing a religion that got started in the 50's would be a little more tolerant.

Beauty of Nature · Venter Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 246

The chart shows me that pagan have not one other believe system that they do not look down upon. Pagans are dicks.
Who - even considering those out of their right mind - would think otherkin are not the bottom of the barrel ?

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 142

The chart shows me that pagan have not one other believe system that they do not look down upon. Pagans are dicks.
Who - even considering those out of their right mind - would think otherkin are not the bottom of the barrel ?

I think the moral of the story is that no matter where you slice the Pagan cake, there's always going to be a nice drama center right there in the middle.

Moonbeam · Qualificator Joined: 12 Dec 2005 Posts: 30

The chart shows me that pagan have not one other believe system that they do not look down upon. Pagans are dicks.
Who - even considering those out of their right mind - would think otherkin are not the bottom of the barrel ?

I think the moral of the story is that no matter where you slice the Pagan cake, there's always going to be a nice drama center right there in the middle.

LOL. That's the truth.

Plus, EVERY SINGLE PAGAN has a flow chart like this in his/her mind, with things changed around and him/herself on top. Hahahahahahahaha.

Mine is not quite as involved. It goes:

Moonbeam
|
Everyone else

:twisted:

Abysmal Pea · Qualificator Joined: 15 Dec 2005 Posts: 23

Hoshit. I want to be a mystical visionary.

Monkey King · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jun 2005 Posts: 488

I thought the Church of the Sub-Genius was just an overly complicated, long-running internet joke?

Stoneth · Needs to get out more Joined: 01 Dec 2004 Posts: 1267

I loathe the term "pagan" because it's too damn broad. It can be used to describe anyone who isn't a Christian, Muslim or Jew. It's like saying "gentile". Most people who call themselves pagans are folks who follow some cult which was made up by either themselves or someone still living today.

I wonder where Christian Otherkin (yes, they exist) rank on this chart.

Interestingly, I had a friend back in my old Jesuit school whose last name was "Pagan".

RailFoxen · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jan 2005 Posts: 639

Some SubGenii take the joke waaaaaay too seriously (re Modemac).

nopedestrian · Prattler Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 142

I thought the Church of the Sub-Genius was just an overly complicated, long-running internet joke?

Yeah, same here.

Discordians have something to do with aliens..?

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 705

I thought the Church of the Sub-Genius was just an overly complicated, long-running internet joke?

Yeah, same here.

Discordians have something to do with aliens..?

That was Scientology and they managed to actually tame (somewhat) and civilize (almost) one (an alien that is) and they named it Tom Cruise.

CotSG came about well before the net IIRC.