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MagKnightX
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Posted: 12/31/2003 6:00:15 AM     Post subject: A little bit o' creativity at half past midnight  

I guess I've been listening to too much Dire Straits, but...

"Skritchies for Nothing"

Now look at them furries, that's the way you do it,
You draw the yiff art on the VCL!
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it,
Skritchies for nothin' 'cause your art won't sell!
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it,
Lemme tell ya them furs ain't gay,
Maybe get a guy who hit on you unwanted,
Maybe get a guy who'll finally pay!

We gotta draw those hermtaur vixens!
Custom commission foxguy queens!
We gotta draw those yiffy bunnies!
We gotta draw those unbirthing scenes!

See the little furry with the fursuit and the plushies,
Yeah buddy that's his own smell!
That little furry got his own yerf account,
That little furry he's on the VCL!

We gotta draw those hermtaur vixens!
Custom commission foxguy queens!
We gotta draw those yiffy bunnies!
We gotta draw those unbirthing scenes!

I shoulda learned to draw the yiff art.
I shoulda learned to play them drums.
Look at that papa, he got it stickin' in the plushie!
Man he really looks dumb.
And he's up there, what's that? Fursuiting contest?
Shakin' his money like a jiggly bell!
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it!
Get your skritchies for nothin' 'cause your art won't sell!

We gotta draw those hermtaur vixens!
Custom commission foxguy queens!
We gotta draw those yiffy bunnies!
We gotta draw those unbirthing scenes!

Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it!
You draw the yiff art on the VCL,
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it,
Skritchies for nothin' 'cause your art won't sell!
Skritchies for nothin' 'cause your art won't sell!

Okay, so it sucks. What'cha expect for 12:30 AM?
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