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Rankin
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Posted: 1/5/2004 5:39:55 PM
Post subject: Something for the vore fetish crowd.. |
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Meet Teddy, the Anatomical Bear! At only $199.00 US, he's sure to be a hit with anyone oen of these odd folks who just love the concept of being eaten, or eatign another.
Highlights include the Digestive System, the Urinary System, and the Respiratory System! Now your delusions can pass on into having your very essence 'breathed in'!
Plus, he's cute, and covered in fur. It is unknown if he has a 'usable' anus, but it is certainly physically attached - no need for an overly-customized SPH.
Act now, and we'll throw in, at no cost to you, the delightful 'pig poops' keychain!
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Rankin
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Posted: 1/5/2004 9:23:01 PM
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Dogthing
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Posted: 1/5/2004 11:12:07 PM
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| So people just stuff their other plushie animals into this thing's maw? What the fuck |
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Rankin
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Posted: 1/5/2004 11:21:47 PM
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So people just stuff their other plushie animals into this thing's maw?
Well, I suppose one could do that. They describe it as a simple way of teaching anayomy to children - but I think we all know the true purpose. ;) |
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Charisma
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Posted: 1/6/2004 12:05:34 AM
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ive got one of thsoe keychains, but mines a cow. they're in all the gift shops.
i think the bears kinda cute if you're gonna teach anatomy to children. but maybe its all a furry conspiracy too perhaps groom the children into believing that they are actually bears! |
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mouse
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Posted: 1/6/2004 1:16:16 AM
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Act now, and we'll throw in, at no cost to you, the delightful 'pig poops' keychain!
oh my GOD, I never thought I'd see these things again
I dunno if this happened anywhere else but here in Buffalo, these fucking things were EVERYWHERE a few years ago, it was gas stations selling them and they just could not keep them stocked fast enough,
it was like everyone over the age of 30 had them
then they came out with the different animal ones, then they tried to cash in a little too hard with the sound effect ones and they FINALLY faded into obscurity again
strange things
(i think its something in the water) |
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Zepper
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Posted: 1/6/2004 1:36:05 AM
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Heh! Mouse, the in thing around here is animals that poop brown jellybeans.
Those pooping animals are gross...especially when they have sat in the sun too long and get...a little runny. |
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Rankin
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Posted: 1/6/2004 1:50:06 AM
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I dunno if this happened anywhere else but here in Buffalo, these fucking things were EVERYWHERE a few years ago, it was gas stations selling them and they just could not keep them stocked fast enough.
strange things
(i think its something in the water)
We had a similar run here awhile back. They were never poopular, er, popular, but for soem reason, they were everywhere. I figured they'd make a good addition to 'Danny, the Digestive bear'. (I should have gone into marketing.)
Those pooping animals are gross...especially when they have sat in the sun too long and get...a little runny.
Ewwwwww... I can only imagine one of those sitting out in the sun and 'leaking'. |
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