Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

I'm still working on my "Sick Sad World of Furry" DVD project, and I'm looking for a few embarrassing scenes on video.

One such nightmare caught on tape was from one of the "Fur Le Dance" cassettes put out by ConFurence, which featured one SERIOUSLY hilarious dolt that called himself "The Avian Dancer". What he did was wear a short shirt, hotpants, and taped a bunch of silver mylar ribbons to his arms, bouncing up and down while flapping franticly to "Rhythm Is A Dancer" and nearly stumbling off the side of the stage several times.

If ANYONE out there has this and stuff like this on video, please contact me, because I'd truly love to archive these terrors for posterity.

Shmorky · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 182

Do you want animated bumpers?

GoManVanGogh · Coadjutor Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 140

*SIGH*

Y'know, most people consider it fulfilling to their lives to find something worth HELPING rather than harming.

Well, if that's your logic, don't you think you can find something greater to help wipe out? Like terrorism, world hunger or poverty?

Then why are you always accusing it of being pathetic?

I might as well be talking to a cardboard tube.

SLaitila · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 126

As far as the topic goes...

Personally, I'd rather watch the sick sad world of furry dvd with a twelve pack of finnish lager than anything involving terrorism world hunger and poverty.

Charisma · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 158

Its no use, GoManVanGogh. (sigh)

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

As far as the topic goes...

Personally, I'd rather watch the sick sad world of furry dvd with a twelve pack of finnish lager than anything involving terrorism world hunger and poverty.

BTW, how is that lager in Finland? The crap we carry in even our better stores here tends to fail again most European brew.

(See? Even THIS subject WITHOUT the DVD is better than trying to fix furry. And we can drunk enough not to feel the pain of a once beloved area of enjoyment and endeavor being savaged and reduced to a pathetic sham by a horde of freaks with no regard for anyone else.)

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

I'm still working on my "Sick Sad World of Furry" DVD project, and I'm looking for a few embarrassing scenes on video.

One such nightmare caught on tape was from one of the "Fur Le Dance" cassettes put out by ConFurence, which featured one SERIOUSLY hilarious dolt that called himself "The Avian Dancer". What he did was wear a short shirt, hotpants, and taped a bunch of silver mylar ribbons to his arms, bouncing up and down while flapping franticly to "Rhythm Is A Dancer" and nearly stumbling off the side of the stage several times.

If ANYONE out there has this and stuff like this on video, please contact me, because I'd truly love to archive these terrors for posterity.

I have the con vid from AAC98 and I don't know what's on it as I barely watched it partially once. They fucking chopped up my wedding sequence badly and the rest of it was painful to watch. If you need a copy just let me know and you can add whatever's in that to your DVD. Just leave out my wedding. I've regretted doing it ever since (not marrying my wife, just doing the wedding at AC).

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

I have the con vid from AAC98 and I don't know what's on it as I barely watched it partially once. They fucking chopped up my wedding sequence badly and the rest of it was painful to watch. If you need a copy just let me know and you can add whatever's in that to your DVD. Just leave out my wedding. I've regretted doing it ever since (not marrying my wife, just doing the wedding at AC).

Wayd, please contact me at "mhirtes@mailexcite.com" and let's work out how to get a copy to me. Many thanks in advance.

BTW, does your tape also have the equally horrific performance by Rod O'Reilly wearing just a fedora and a pair of bikini shorts with a tattered tail stuck on the back?

And don't worry. Your wedding was probably one of the last noble (albeit futile, sad to say) attempts at trying to bring something sane and wonderful into furry fandom. Ergo, it's wouldn't be part of the DVD's theme.

What I'm trying to do is get as much video as possible of furry fandom's idiocy down onto disc. I'm not including anything like the "C.S.I." stuff (unless I just add it into the back of the disc as a seperate feature), but stuff like a brief glimpse into the Prancing Skiltaire and "Avian Dancer" making an ass of himself are pure comedy gold.

BTW, just in case it may have been caught on tape, if anyone has any footage of the fight between Karno and Shirm (where Karno took a bite of of him), I'd love to get that onto the DVD as well.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

I have the con vid from AAC98 and I don't know what's on it as I barely watched it partially once. They fucking chopped up my wedding sequence badly and the rest of it was painful to watch. If you need a copy just let me know and you can add whatever's in that to your DVD. Just leave out my wedding. I've regretted doing it ever since (not marrying my wife, just doing the wedding at AC).

Wayd, please contact me at "mhirtes@mailexcite.com" and let's work out how to get a copy to me. Many thanks in advance.

BTW, does your tape also have the equally horrific performance by Rod O'Reilly wearing just a fedora and a pair of bikini shorts with a tattered tail stuck on the back?

I will have to check on that, something which I am dreading, for the following reasons:

It's badly edited.
The content is excrutiating to watch.
It's very badly edited.
It's like watching that X-Files episode with the Lone Gunmen at the hacking convention but without the presence of people who are entertaining to watch.
It's horribly badly edited.
They desecrate the holy sound of the Doctor Who theme.
It's horrifyingly badly edited.
It very nicely captures the point at which the fandom set itself inexorably on the path to suicide by way of some very notable people sort of spinning their wheels at a crucial point which is painful to watch for those of us who once had higher hopes.
It's soooo badly edited.
Sam Conway dans l'abondance(nice man, awful Eddie Deezen haircut)
If it were any more badly edited, it would spontaneously combust.
It reminds me of all the geeks I went to school with.

And don't worry. Your wedding was probably one of the last noble (albeit futile, sad to say) attempts at trying to bring something sane and wonderful into furry fandom. Ergo, it's wouldn't be part of the DVD's theme.

Thank you much for that, Mike.

BTW, I'm sort of watching it in the background right now and well I am reminded of that line from Event Horizon again... "Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."

And I might add, we won't want them either.

ONE LAST BIG REQUEST: Please, please, please leave any footage of Plush-She out as a personal favor for me if you would. She's a very cool trippy person.

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

ONE LAST BIG REQUEST: Please, please, please leave any footage of Plush-She out as a personal favor for me if you would. She's a very cool trippy person.

Okay, you'll have to let me know what to watch out for and what she looks like (I don't go to furry cons so I have no idea what she looks like, remember?), and I'll do my best to avoid dubbing that stuff.

Standing by to hear from you via email, BTW.

SLaitila · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 126

BTW, how is that lager in Finland? The crap we carry in even our better stores here tends to fail again most European brew.

Karhu, with a bear logo is possibly the best or Olvi. They're very basic and most suitable to be enjoyed in large amounts. Lapin Kulta (lapland's gold) is possibly the only finnish beer in the foreign markets, and it's not good. The taste in general for finnish beer is between Carlsberg and Fosters.

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

ONE LAST BIG REQUEST: Please, please, please leave any footage of Plush-She out as a personal favor for me if you would. She's a very cool trippy person.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

I mean seriously, if she’s your friend I have no trouble with that.
But, The thing is, you attack people for doing the same kind of thing she does.

You’re naughty and bad.

HTH.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

ONE LAST BIG REQUEST: Please, please, please leave any footage of Plush-She out as a personal favor for me if you would. She's a very cool trippy person.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

I mean seriously, if she’s your friend I have no trouble with that.
But, The thing is, you attack people for doing the same kind of thing she does.

You’re naughty and bad.

HTH.

David, that is definitely your most lame attempt at trolling yet. I bitch slap problem furs. She ain't a problem fur. I know. She lived in my home for five months.

HAND

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

ONE LAST BIG REQUEST: Please, please, please leave any footage of Plush-She out as a personal favor for me if you would. She's a very cool trippy person.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

I mean seriously, if she’s your friend I have no trouble with that.
But, The thing is, you attack people for doing the same kind of thing she does.

You’re naughty and bad.

HTH.

David, that is definitely your most lame attempt at trolling yet. I bitch slap problem furs. She ain't a problem fur. I know. She lived in my home for five months.

HAND

You’ve ducked the Issue.

Quack.

Eternity Wall. Lions Gate. And thusly. Hammerite Hammered Finish.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

ONE LAST BIG REQUEST: Please, please, please leave any footage of Plush-She out as a personal favor for me if you would. She's a very cool trippy person.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

I mean seriously, if she’s your friend I have no trouble with that.
But, The thing is, you attack people for doing the same kind of thing she does.

You’re naughty and bad.

HTH.

David, that is definitely your most lame attempt at trolling yet. I bitch slap problem furs. She ain't a problem fur. I know. She lived in my home for five months.

HAND

You’ve ducked the Issue.

Quack.

Eternity Wall. Lions Gate. And thusly. Hammerite Hammered Finish.

I will ask this only rhetorically as you're in full on troll mode and thus not caring about the issue really, but how am I ducking it? I stated the facts, you refuse to accept them. I think you're merely jealous that I've lived with a sexy girl involved in furry and you probably only know what girls look like from pictures on the telly.

Now if someone is becoming a problem child, it's you Davy. But, I tolerate you because I have a strange masochistic sense of humor and you amuse me.

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

I will ask this only rhetorically as you're in full on troll mode and thus not caring about the issue really, but how am I ducking it? I stated the facts, you refuse to accept them. I think you're merely jealous that I've lived with a sexy girl involved in furry and you probably only know what girls look like from pictures on the telly.

You’re still ducking the issue.
As I can confirm, and so can all who saw the pictures, this “plush-she” person, CONSORTED WITH STUFFED ANIMALS IN A MANNER WHICH DEFIES THE VERY HEAVENS IN IT’S EVIL, and yet thou doth have the temerity to condemn others for doing the same thing.

If I was the pope, I would lay down an interdict on yo’ ass.

Now if someone is becoming a problem child, it's you Davy. But, I tolerate you because I have a strange masochistic sense of humor and you amuse me.

how so?
Last time I looked, I was not cavorting with plushes.
Indeed, I hope to be the next patriach.

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

You’re still ducking the issue.
As I can confirm, and so can all who saw the pictures, this “plush-she” person, CONSORTED WITH STUFFED ANIMALS IN A MANNER WHICH DEFIES THE VERY HEAVENS IN IT’S EVIL, and yet thou doth have the temerity to condemn others for doing the same thing.

If I was the pope, I would lay down an interdict on yo’ ass.

<3 <3 <3

Let it go, Wayd. Just let it go.

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

You’re still ducking the issue.
As I can confirm, and so can all who saw the pictures, this “plush-she” person, CONSORTED WITH STUFFED ANIMALS IN A MANNER WHICH DEFIES THE VERY HEAVENS IN IT’S EVIL, and yet thou doth have the temerity to condemn others for doing the same thing.

how so?
Last time I looked, I was not cavorting with plushes.
Indeed, I hope to be the next patriach.

Dude, this isn't AFF. Let's not play that sort of mental thumbwrestling here. Those AFFholes would LOVE to see CYD corrode into oblivion, just like they had their "victory" over the Burned Furs. Do you REALLY want to gives the likes of Xydexx Squeakpony the satisfaction of gloating over the demise of yet another group that dared to speak out?

Remember the common foe here, people: FURRIES!

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

You’re still ducking the issue.
As I can confirm, and so can all who saw the pictures, this “plush-she” person, CONSORTED WITH STUFFED ANIMALS IN A MANNER WHICH DEFIES THE VERY HEAVENS IN IT’S EVIL, and yet thou doth have the temerity to condemn others for doing the same thing.

how so?
Last time I looked, I was not cavorting with plushes.
Indeed, I hope to be the next patriach.

Dude, this isn't AFF. Let's not play that sort of mental thumbwrestling here. Those AFFholes would LOVE to see CYD corrode into oblivion, just like they had their "victory" over the Burned Furs. Do you REALLY want to gives the likes of Xydexx Squeakpony the satisfaction of gloating over the demise of yet another group that dared to speak out?

Remember the common foe here, people: FURRIES!

Mike, David's a mutant cross-breed of two of those sub-classes of Intertnet troll all too common to furry, namely those who think their rote knowledge makes them privy to some special understanding of the world and those who thrive on non-sequitr annoyances. He does this at a.f.f and IIRC, a.l.f with astounding regularity. He's almost ripe for the junior auxillary leagues of the Gang of Steves that follows Elf Sternberg around online or those Snuh dipsticks.

David is purposely being obtuse to annoy me in that he is willfully choosing to ignore my dividing line between an occassional fetish and the defining of furry based on those fetishes. What Plush did was kinky, IOW, an occaisional bit of fun outside the norm and thus not even a fetish except for the fanboys who spank religiously over those pics. She doesn't define furry by anything that she has done sexually. Never has.

Dave, you really really need to knock off the English history books and join the real modern world. Please start with the local singles scene. You need a life and someone to keep you anchored in it.

Dogthing · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 207

PISTOLS AT DAWN

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

What Plush did was kinky, IOW, an occaisional bit of fun outside the norm and thus not even a fetish except for the fanboys who spank religiously over those pics. She doesn't define furry by anything that she has done sexually. Never has.

Well, I'm not against her as I would be against someone like Ostrich or Xydexx (and no you skunkfuckers, it's NOT because she's a "g-g-g-gurrrrl"). It's the goofballs who make it into a "LIFESTYLE" who need to have their noggons whacked hard a couple times so their brains will reboot.

From what you've told me, she's a normal person who has fun. Not some lamer who thinks she's a skunk trapped in a hyooman's body, or that the way to climb up the social furry ladder is to backstab your friends (because they are seen as "the enemy").

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

"LIFESTYLE"

I like to think that people saying that "furry" is a "lifestyle" is somewhat analogous to the process whereby a corporation tries to market a brand as being a “way of life” or some similar abstract concept. (as opposed to being about selling more trainers)

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

Dave, you really really need to knock off the English history books and join the real modern world.

By reading “The Victorian Underworld”, I learnt a valuable lesson about the free market and crime and punishment too, which can be applied to the world today. (even if it was an edition published in 1970)

Hoorah, Etc.

Please start with the local singles scene.

I wouldn’t do that until I was confident that I was a mature and sensible individual.
FYI. HTH. HAND.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

Please start with the local singles scene.

I wouldn’t do that until I was confident that I was a mature and sensible individual.

Wow, a self-writing punch line right there.