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Wayd Wolf
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Posted: 2/26/2004 2:40:11 AM     Post subject: It's spreading, bring the pesticide!  



Okay, we're obviously not getting the point across that indiscriminate misuse of anthropomorphics can be dangerous. Now AOHell has been subverted (never mind perverted).

We MUST stop the microbial infection known as furry from spreading.

In the meantime, I can only guess that they're positing that squirrels are happy because AOL is more full of nuts than ever.
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Michael Hirtes
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Posted: 2/26/2004 3:04:56 AM     Post subject: Re: It's spreading, bring the pesticide!  



Okay, we're obviously not getting the point across that indiscriminate misuse of anthropomorphics can be dangerous. Now AOHell has been subverted (never mind perverted).

We MUST stop the microbial infection known as furry from spreading.

In the meantime, I can only guess that they're positing that squirrels are happy because AOL is more full of nuts than ever.


If it was a vast furry conspiracy, the pic would have had a full body shot of the squirrel, huge scrotum & all.
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Posted: 2/26/2004 3:15:22 AM     Post subject:  

Gah, the quotes again. Dude! You're the second person to post. I can SEE the original right there, you dont need to quote it!



:}

EDIT: That squirrel should be holding an AOL CD with a bullseye paint scheme.
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Posted: 2/26/2004 3:42:30 AM     Post subject: Re: It's spreading, bring the pesticide!  

Okay, we're obviously not getting the point across that indiscriminate misuse of anthropomorphics can be dangerous. Now AOHell has been subverted (never mind perverted).

We MUST stop the microbial infection known as furry from spreading.

In the meantime, I can only guess that they're positing that squirrels are happy because AOL is more full of nuts than ever.

Yep I use AOL, and yes it's full of nuts, and loosers, furries, lunatics, nutjobs, lamers, flamers, trolls of all kinds, and it's just like every other ISP out their becuase they all suffer from them too..

Later

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O-Negative
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Posted: 2/26/2004 5:08:35 AM     Post subject:  

I'll never touch AOL even if it was the last ISP left on earth lol.
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Rankin
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Posted: 2/26/2004 5:23:41 AM     Post subject:  

Jesus. That's as scary as Quiznos' new mascots.

Tailgunner: Get used to the quoting, it's normal, and "the way".

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DatdudeGil
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Posted: 2/26/2004 5:53:47 AM     Post subject:  

That can't be aimed at furries. It has neither breasts nor a wang the length of my car.
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Posted: 2/26/2004 6:12:59 AM     Post subject:  

Jesus. That's as scary as Quiznos' new mascots.

Tailgunner: Get used to the quoting, it's normal, and "the way".




Pr0n



I like that optical illusion quote block

is it a pyramid? is it a tunnel? who knows?
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O-Negative
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Posted: 2/26/2004 6:38:20 AM     Post subject:  

I saw that Quiznos commercial last week and I was like, "What...the...HELL." Freaked the crap out of me other than wanting to go get some toasted subs.
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The New Meat
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Posted: 2/26/2004 8:41:59 AM     Post subject:  

Yeah, what are those Quiznos things? Some sort of mutant hamster or something? My roommates thinks they photoshopped a tarsier.

If I'm not mistaken, those things premiered on a site called www.prettygood.com, and they're called the spongmonkeys. I guess Quiznos was trying to get on the INTERWEB band wagon and forgot the number one rule of advertising: Don't make your customers wretch.
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Rankin
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Posted: 2/26/2004 9:26:14 AM     Post subject:  

If I'm not mistaken, those things premiered on a site called www.prettygood.com, and they're called the spongmonkeys. I guess Quiznos was trying to get on the INTERWEB band wagon and forgot the number one rule of advertising: Don't make your customers wretch.


That, and #2, don't use the same dipshit who is a one trick pony, and already whored himself out to VH1. I can't stand VH1, granted, but I did enjoy watching the "We reminisce about 20 years ago because our lives suck" show, until that take of "Karma Chamelion" came on every fucking break.

Of course, I know of many INTARWEB folks in the UK who hate Weebl now since he's done commercials. I always hated that prettygood guy. Heeh, his site is down.
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Anonymous
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Posted: 2/26/2004 10:49:10 AM     Post subject:  

I think you mean rathergood.com.
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Rankin
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Posted: 2/26/2004 11:01:34 AM     Post subject:  

I think you mean rathergood.com.


"Prettygood" is an overstatement. "Rathergood" is downright libel.

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Michael Hirtes
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Posted: 2/26/2004 11:14:27 AM     Post subject:  

I think you mean rathergood.com.


"This is Billy! He was exposed to spooge for three seconds! His parents didn't use SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE-GUAAAAAAAARRRRRRDDD!!!!!"
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Charisma
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Posted: 2/26/2004 9:02:43 PM     Post subject:  

i found rathergood.com a few months ago and since then, the guy who makes those films (i always forget his name) has been commissioned for 3 ads. a bank, a milkshake and something else. (in the UK)

he even had a show channel 4 last month full of all his random funny clips
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