Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Mitch · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 290

From the Google cache of Badly Drawn Kitties from February 5th:

It seems to be a site devoted to people to hate Eric Schwartz, and express that hate by creating terribly written and rendered Sabrina ripoffs in which every punchline is a jab at Eric.

....this forum seems to be one of the most incredible Internet zoos I've ever seen.

I was going to discuss it at length, but I liken it to a dirty man with an outrageous beard who confronts you in the street and tells you to see the tuna. There's no need to later tell your friend every detail of this meeting, or analyze what tuna you were supposed to see or what was so interesting about it, because that would provide some kind of legitimacy to the statement.

The forum thread Shizawn pointed to was discussing Jay Naylor, and the author who started it seemed to have taken it upon himself to analyze Better Days and unravel Jay's psyche. He determined that Jay is some kind of anti-semetic, white-supremist, popularity monger who deeply desires to have sex with his mother, and is a friend of Eric Schwartz so is thus inherently evil anyway.

....the people behind it are maniacs, and you see little reason to ever look at it again except to punish your unsuspecting friends.

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

YAY! AFTER RECOGNITION COMES ACCEPTANCE.

oh, wait.

Fuck.

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

"Welcome to CYD. Come for the bile. Stay for the tuna canopes."

Assuming Shitty Howard (aka "Tumor the Ebony Leper") doesn't scarf them all up first (thanks for plugging CYD Howie. :) )

Heh. Maybe we oughtta sic Shmorky on this BDK guy's ass. "Clash of the Web Toonists!"

Shmorky · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 182

But all that shit about Naylor was painfully obvious.

It's okay to use one animal to present a certain race, but to use racial stereotypes along with that animal is pretty wrong and I believe that kind of shit went out of style long ago. You don't see jive talking monkeys these days do you?

EDIT: I don't know him personally. I'm just talking about all the very obvious terrible things he's drawn in the comic. I haven't read his journal.

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

But all that shit about Naylor was painfully obvious.

It's okay to use one animal to present a certain race, but to use racial stereotypes along with that animal is pretty wrong and I believe that kind of shit went out of style long ago. You don't see jive talking monkeys these days do you?

EDIT: I don't know him personally. I'm just talking about all the very obvious terrible things he's drawn in the comic. I haven't read his journal.

Naylor's web journal is pretty much the same sort of dittomonkey nuttiness that his comic portrays (the cheap shot about Jews and ham was typical).

I actually spent time with the guy on a Vegas trip once. It was like "Fear and Loathing....." but with Michael Savage instead of Hunter S. Thompson. Needless to say I'm not gonna repeat that mistake again.

MagKnightX · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 137

Michael Savage as in Red Diaper Doper Babies, or Michael Savage as in one of the NPR hosts?

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Michael Savage as in Red Diaper Doper Babies, or Michael Savage as in one of the NPR hosts?

Do you think Jay Naylor would resemble anyone associated with NPR?

MagKnightX · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 137

I dunno. I never really heard much about Naylor, besides that he's a gun owner, which I think is good, and a bestiality-drawer, which I think is bad.

Paul · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 138

Naylor's web journal is pretty much the same sort of dittomonkey nuttiness that his comic portrays (the cheap shot about Jews and ham was typical).

I actually spent time with the guy on a Vegas trip once. It was like "Fear and Loathing....." but with Michael Savage instead of Hunter S. Thompson. Needless to say I'm not gonna repeat that mistake again.

Sounds like one of those horrible-to-experience, but fun-to-tell things? Please share all the weird details!

As for BDK and Mat Sherer, it seems the existence of CYD annoys him somewhat, what with that text and this BDK strip. I have to admit I find a fair number of the BDK strips pretty funny, but Sherer's various writings on the BDK site does rather make him come off as some sort of furry supremacist nutter you wouldn't want to go to Vegas or anywhere else with.

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Naylor's web journal is pretty much the same sort of dittomonkey nuttiness that his comic portrays (the cheap shot about Jews and ham was typical).

I actually spent time with the guy on a Vegas trip once. It was like "Fear and Loathing....." but with Michael Savage instead of Hunter S. Thompson. Needless to say I'm not gonna repeat that mistake again.

Sounds like one of those horrible-to-experience, but fun-to-tell things? Please share all the weird details!

Actually, not much to tell, actually. It was just that he seemed to be a wet blanket in some cases (didn't wanna go check out Cheetah's, for example), and acting like he's the boss of the tour group in others (it was me, Jay, Ted Sheppard, and a few other friends).

He didn't go a biblical tirade in the middle of Frontier Street though, but it's just that a place like Vegas is completely wasted on a guy like Jay Naylor, who would no doubt be happier on GW Bush's ranch.

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

OH NOES - WE'RE A HATE GROUP

It's an honor having FURSECUTION called on us. It's an even bigger honor being compared to goatse.cx. NEVAR FORGET

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

Actually, not much to tell, actually. It was just that he seemed to be a wet blanket in some cases (didn't wanna go check out Cheetah's, for example), and acting like he's the boss of the tour group in others (it was me, Jay, Ted Sheppard, and a few other friends).

Ive never been to vegas, and although prostitution is legal there, the canadian strip clubs might be crazier.

I been to one before and up there, its like you lay on your back the stage with a rolled up dollar bill in your mouth, and girls will come by basically squat over you and..uh, take it from you. Sometimes they use their titties too. You'll go in there and see some guy laying on the stage, with money laying all over him and a dollar bill in his mouth, so you know they are gonna be there a while. If its your birthday they drag you on the stage, tie you to a chair, rip your clothes off, whip you with your own belt and draw all over you with magic markers. Its some crazy shit.

seems the american clubs its all pasties and all of that.
I think the canadian law actually says stippers have to have at least one shift completely naked. (thats what I heard)

But anyway, Wayd's the expert in this area

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

Ive never been to vegas, and although prostitution is legal there, the canadian strip clubs might be crazier.

Buh. Guh. Nooooo.

I lived in Nevada for over a decade, and I can tell you, I'd much rather have the harriest, most disturbing Quebequois snatch hovering over me only slightly more than that of the LV counterpart. Shudder.

I'm certain that the "relaxed" Canadian laws and such are much more prone to said things - I believe there's actually a rather strictly enforced "No Touch" rule for most of them..

Mitch · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 290

Returning to the topic of Things Folk Say, someone exploded on the Yahoo FurryMilitia Group:

I've had it.

I raise LEGITIMATE objections to vigilante murder of criminals, and
little kids having sex.

I get flamed.
"It just a fantasy..."

Real pedophiles start out with fantasies as well.

Now the asshole who draws that strip says I'm a liar, even though he
doesn't know my pagan friend AT ALL.

So I'm leaving this fucking group for good.

As to Jay, take your sick fantasies and lies and shove them back
where they came from.
Up your ass.

Your art is still very good.
But you're a sick SOB with sick fantasies.

BUT... the true hilarity (for me) - after the flaming and dust has settled down, someone says:

War ended. I suspect the author was one of the Crush Yiff Destroy people who finally showed himself.

I banned them. I'm removing thier messages now.

Genghis · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 186

Yes, because the only people who could possibly consider the stuff that goes on in that strip to be completely fucked up are all CYD regulars.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

...I suspect the author was one of the Crush Yiff Destroy people who finally showed himself.

CYD is the furry SomethingAwful+Portal of Evil+Aliens with anal probes+Ishtar all at once!

Christ on a crutch, people; just because someone doesn't agree with your perversion, or wish to pander to you, doesn't make them a hater. Even if they are; that doesn't mean they're any part of a secular group - perhaps they just have a bit of common sense, or taste left.

Well, Mitch, I can honestly say I've already taken 'flack' for folks who 'happened to be browsing' and saw me on CYD, and nothing's made me feel quite as oddly vindicated by having people stop talking to me because of a forum I frequent. Not in a "Joan of Arc" way, or even a "OMG GOATSE" way, but more of a "Well, that's less shit for me to deal with" way.

His name was Rankin Paulson... his name was Rankin Paulson... :wink:

Shmorky · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 182

...I suspect the author was one of the Crush Yiff Destroy people who finally showed himself.

CYD is the furry SomethingAwful+Portal of Evil+Aliens with anal probes+Ishtar all at once!

Christ on a crutch, people; just because someone doesn't agree with your perversion, or wish to pander to you, doesn't make them a hater. Even if they are; that doesn't mean they're any part of a secular group - perhaps they just have a bit of common sense, or taste left.

Well, Mitch, I can honestly say I've already taken 'flack' for folks who 'happened to be browsing' and saw me on CYD, and nothing's made me feel quite as oddly vindicated by having people stop talking to me because of a forum I frequent. Not in a "Joan of Arc" way, or even a "OMG GOATSE" way, but more of a "Well, that's less shit for me to deal with" way.

His name was Rankin Paulson... his name was Rankin Paulson... :wink:

Honestly. I think people take my teasing way too seriously. It's not like I go to their forums or IRC chat rooms (eww, IRC) and start shit. I stay on my side of the camp and just point and laugh.

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Honestly. I think people take my teasing way too seriously. It's not like I go to their forums or IRC chat rooms (eww, IRC) and start shit. I stay on my side of the camp and just point and laugh.

Remember though, these guys are "furry supremacists". They think that their behavior is not only OK, but it's actually superior to the average "mundane" out there. They seem to think that the future will one day vindicate their desire to have their own vat-grown foxy fuckslave and plain old ordinary furless hyoomunz will become as obsolete as the Neanderthal.

You'd think that after a lifetime of being ostracized, they would have at least developed a skin at least as thick as a condom.

To paraphrase the old "puritan" comment, a Furry is a person who is worried that somewhere, someplace, someone is daring to make fun of them.

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

BUT... the true hilarity (for me) - after the flaming and dust has settled down, someone says:

War ended. I suspect the author was one of the Crush Yiff Destroy people who finally showed himself.

I banned them. I'm removing thier messages now.

You know, this is impressive if nothing else. We've performed a forum invasion without lifting a single finger to click a single "post" button. They now imagine us behind every corner when all we've done is sit at our own stupid website and banter on about furry crazies. That's something special.

Oh, and just in case Naylor and/or friends are reading: I'm not one for going over there and HITTING THEM WHERE THEY LIVE. At least, not anymore. Mostly because it's lame, almost never funny and is hideously counter-productive.

Remember that we're here to HAVE A FUN and not to save furrydumb from itself or be A REAL INTERNET HERO or somesuch.

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

Remember that we're here to HAVE A FUN and not to save furrydumb from itself or be A REAL INTERNET HERO or somesuch.

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