Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Zeis Montero · Apocrisiary Joined: 16 Mar 2004 Posts: 49

Furry fandom seems to contain a disproportionately-high number of clock-stoppingly ugly* people, wouldn't you say?

Who would you say takes the prize of ugliest furry?

*kudos to whoever made this up...don't remember where I first heard it. It fits pretty well.

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

Ya know, this is usually something more for the PortalOfEvil guys. I mean, we can speculate all day over wether Kevin Dwayne or Eric Schwartz smells and looks worse - but we rarely tread this way.

We're not that snide and bitter. Usually.

Open Source.

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

I think its going to be a close race between:

Kevin "BURN THE CHAIR" Dwayne
Mark "Purple Hot Pants" Merlino
Brian "Cheezy-poofs" O'Connell

And that totally fucked up guy that was reclining on that green vinyl couch/bed thing in front of the pepsi-machine...

No idea where that pic came from or who it was. It was wearing snow-tiger furry pants though...ugh

(you know the pic... it was like zig zag + Timmay! + an elf)

GoManVanGogh · Coadjutor Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 140

Nah. I'd have to give my vote to Bondage Bob.

Pycnopodia · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Dec 2003 Posts: 72

Zeiz Montero, Are you suggesting something? Like, I should be afraid of furry/furries for some reason?

SLaitila · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 126

Bart "nekobe" Beervoets

He has no teeth.

Genghis · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 186

Thread over.

Donotsue · Coadjutor Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 106

And we have a weener!
So He's the one lurking there behind my back ? =)

He sure takes the cake... literally!

Zeis Montero · Apocrisiary Joined: 16 Mar 2004 Posts: 49

...I declare this contest to be officially over. :cry: though I WOULD like to see pictures of the others mentioned.

Mitch · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 290

...I declare this contest to be officially over. :cry: though I WOULD like to see pictures of the others mentioned.

Here's Kevin Duane (or so I believe):

Donotsue · Coadjutor Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 106

On this Cliff Yablonski's kewl hatepage, there's Brian with a jar of Cheesypoofs... =)

http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-145.htm

And that pic of Duane is edited... for our safety I assume... there should be no furry head goin down on him. =)

Ohh The horror....

O-Negative · Qualificator Joined: 24 Feb 2004 Posts: 31

This thread just about quilifies for the "OMG My Eyes!" forum, lol.

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Ya know, this is usually something more for the PortalOfEvil guys. I mean, we can speculate all day over wether Kevin Dwayne or Eric Schwartz smells and looks worse - but we rarely tread this way.

We're not that snide and bitter. Usually.

Open Source.

Dunno what Schwartz, but I CAN tell you that Kevin Duane is as ripe as he is bizarre looking.

Lance Rund, although not exactly terribly fugly, does have a mouth straight out of "The Book of British Smiles" (no offense meant, Mitch <g>).

Brian O'Connell. 'Nuff said on that, eh?

Mark Merlino: Refer to Jerry C.'s caricature of him in the CYD Gallery section.

"Bondage Bob", looking like Chief Wiggum's son in grown-up form, also has an odeur similar to a loaf of liverwurst after being left on a picnic table in the middle of August. This I know all too well.

I DO have a brief snippet of "Bob" on video. I wonder if I should make an .mpg of it and offer it here for others to view the horror?

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

Dunno what Schwartz, but I CAN tell you that Kevin Duane is as ripe as he is bizarre looking.

I believe Schwartz' odor is primarily due to his size, seconded only by his lack of hygene. How someone can fill a 'newly printed' box of shirts with lint and grime is beyond me. I lived with a rather large roommate for awhile; and no matter what, he always, always, always smelled of sour milk and ass. Ugh. Thank god those days are over.

Of course, everyone (here) cringes when they see Frank Gembeck. Looking at that picture, yeah, I twitch a bit - but I met him at FC '01, and he was actually a nice, down to earth guy. Given the chance between him, and Steve Martin, I'd much rather sit and dine with Gembeck, than "Psst, got any pics of underage neon skunkbunnies in heat? Want some?" Martin.

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

UPDATE: I got my DV camcorder out of storage, relocated my COMIC CON 2001 cassette, and through the magic of Firewire, was able to get an .AVI file made of "Bondage Bob" in action, which you can get here here.

(Please save the file instead of viewing it online so it saves bandwidth, OK?)

One of these days, I hope to get one of those doodads that will connect to my Mac via Firewire so I can run my VCR & DVD player (like I can with my camcorder) to make more .AVIs of some of furrydom's saddest. I dunno if Mitch would have the HD space & bandwidth, but I'd love to be able to feature my "Sick Sad World of Furry" stuff up on CYD for free download once I do get everything ready.

Anyway, imagine if you dare, this table at Comic Con where Mary Hildebrandt (daughter of the Greg half of the famous "Brothers Hildebrandt"). I pray that she never finds out about furry fandom (and vice-versa).

Along comes that smell of rotting liverwurst, and then the stumbling mass of goo known as "Bondage Bob" comes up to her table (FUCK NO!!) and then asks her if she would draw him some BAWWWWWNDAGE.

Fortunately for her, she was already too busy drawing something for me to take any requests, as you can see in the video (and no, it was a clean G rated pic, ya pervs!).

Bob then tries to strike up a conversation with the other guy at the table, and askes him if he draws Smurfs (and you KNOW what KIND of Smurf art Bob's gonna want, eh kids?). Other Guy also tells Bob that he's too busy to draw for him (a nice way of saying "Get the fuck out of my face you drooling freak! You scare me!").

Bob, actually able to sense the massive OWNAGE and the fact that I was standing there to record the hilarity, beats a hasty retreat.

Teh funnee!

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Furry fandom seems to contain a disproportionately-high number of clock-stoppingly ugly*

*kudos to whoever made this up...don't remember where I first heard it. It fits pretty well.

Raises hand. :twisted:

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

That movie sucks. It wasn't condescending enough. Still, yes, we can see 'Bob' is amazingly low on the mental agility scale.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

...I declare this contest to be officially over. :cry: though I WOULD like to see pictures of the others mentioned.

Here's Kevin Duane (or so I believe):
IMAGE REDACTED TO SAVE THE INNOCENT AND UNKNOWING

ARRRRGHHHHHHH!!!

MITCH YOU SON OF A...

ARRRRGHHHHHHH!!!

On sight, I instantaneously screamed like a girl meeting a vampire.

Holyfreakingfuckballs...

I better save a copy of that for my Xmas cards. The ones I send to creditors.

Yeesh, I've had people trying to kill my ass with gunfire and blades and that is NOT nearly as scary as that fucking picture.

Well, on the bright side Mitch, I will probably cut my caloric intake for the day and not eat dinner now. So I should lose another inch off my waist...

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

Okay, so to be fair and show we're not a mystery, anyone care to post pics of themselves? Or are we all in our own minds fugly as well?

Genghis · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 186

Okay, so to be fair and show we're not a mystery, anyone care to post pics of themselves? Or are we all in our own minds fugly as well?

I'm not exactly the best looking person I know (I need a shave something horrid, for a start), but my ugliness pales in comparison to the people featured in this thread.
I'll see if I can get a shitty webcam photo when there's enough light for the damn thing to work.

The last time a picture of myself was circulated online was when I went to a pub crawl in London last year, and you couldn't really recognise me from it - I was wearing a gas mask, a cossak hat, an officer's greatcoat and a soviet flag as a cape. KAPTIN KOSSAK WILL DEFEAT THE CAPITALIST PIGS

Dogthing · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 207

This is a picture of me at a ren-faire down here in the wang of america. I'm not as big a nerd as I look. My best friend's girlfriend took this as I was taking a demo sword off of a rack at the Adrian Empire castle. 8)

Yes, the background is badly blurred out.

Tailgunner · Coadjutor Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 161

WTF Genghis?!

It's PAT!

Jeezus, it's been 3 hours and I'm STILL trying to determine what gender that "person" is from the photo!

My god, there is a poster child for celibacy if i ever saw one.

Should be titled "Girls, THIS is what you will give birth to if you have premarital sex."

*Oh god, I almost vomited at the following thought I just had: What must the parents even LOOK like to spawn a creatue like that? Can you imagine what it must look like when two people just as equally fugly to actually copulate? *Barf*

Sehvekah · Qualificator Joined: 11 Mar 2004 Posts: 22

...I declare this contest to be officially over. :cry: though I WOULD like to see pictures of the others mentioned.

Here's Kevin Duane (or so I believe):

While I could have done without that, it didn't seem so bad for a moment(thanks to the glory of the 'net I've seen far worse). Then I saw it's face...

The eyes... Those horrible, horrible eyes... :shock:

Tailgunner · Coadjutor Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 161

If you stare at it hard enough, he can see you too.

Repomancer · Apocrisiary Joined: 13 Jun 2003 Posts: 47

I give you STALKING CAT, alias Tiger Boy, alias a fat balding guy named Dennis.

Game over, I win.

Zeis Montero · Apocrisiary Joined: 16 Mar 2004 Posts: 49

I don't think Lumbering Cat counts. While he is undeniably hideous, he wasn't born looking that ugly.

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

I give you STALKING CAT, alias Tiger Boy, alias a fat balding guy named Dennis.

And I give Tiger Boy back to you, with a grenade duct-taped to it's big goofy forehead.

The New Meat · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 327

Okay, so to be fair and show we're not a mystery, anyone care to post pics of themselves? Or are we all in our own minds fugly as well?

No. I am the most beautiful man in the history of the universe.

DatdudeGil · Qualificator Joined: 25 Feb 2004 Posts: 36

I'm late, as usual. No Incredibly ugly furries here (though I may have a few fresh ones come next week, yay! ^_^) , just one that looks like he's 12.

http://www.deviantart.com/view/5485631/

That particular photograph is seven months old, but.. I still look like me. and yes, that's a DDR machine behind me. It's how I keep my girlish figure :P

Dogthing: RenFaire sucks now that it's no longer in Largo. My entire thoughts on that.

On an (un)interesting note, that picture was taken by *gasp* my best friend's girlfriend.

Pycnopodia · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Dec 2003 Posts: 72

This is me :D
I consider myself a furry, but everytime I log on to the internet I almost feel ashamed of it :oops:

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

Me:

HAH!

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

Ok, so anyway

somewhere out there, is an uncensored Kevin Dwayne pic...and as horrifying as that thought is...it would also be a fearsome weapon

So Im wondering why this fat digusting naked guy in the chair is not the new goatse.cx already

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Ok, so anyway

somewhere out there, is an uncensored Kevin Dwayne pic...and as horrifying as that thought is...it would also be a fearsome weapon

So Im wondering why this fat digusting naked guy in the chair is not the new goatse.cx already

Well, he IS being used as fodder for Fark Photoshoppers:

I worry that one day there is going to be a convention of "Internet Cliches" a decade or two from now, with Kevin being a GoH along with the guy who posed for the "Coyote Gal" pic and "Star Wars Kid".

O-Negative · Qualificator Joined: 24 Feb 2004 Posts: 31

Arrg, my turn!

I'm really into WW2, playing with the M1 Carbine is so fun, especially unloading 30 rounds clips in like 7 seconds.

Pycnopodia · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Dec 2003 Posts: 72

Are you playing airsoft? That gear was fucking cool, it looks like its taken right out of Band of brothers :D
Im into airsoft, but a more modern gameplay. Im into german outfit, and I want a L96 sniper-rifle but havent purchased one yet, its expensive..
http://www.home.no/victork/fleck2.jpg <-- Badass! :D

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

Well, he IS being used as fodder for Fark Photoshoppers:

Holy Shit. SA isn't exaggerating one fucking iota when they mock Fark's Photoshop abilities......

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

Well, he IS being used as fodder for Fark Photoshoppers:

Holy Shit. SA isn't exaggerating one fucking iota when they mock Fark's Photoshop abilities......

Let's see, how bad are they? Well, I've been on the net since 95 and I NEVER heard of Fark prior to SA mentioning them. I'd heard of SA mentioned in the same breath as The Onion and Hamsterdance for Internet classics OTH.

As for pics, mine's been already seen but...

Okay, Mike. You're next.

DA · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 320

Well I would post a pic of me...but every single damn pic taken of me within the last few years once I stopped looking like a bean pole and started looking like a woman has been bad, in every single one I look like I'm frigging dozing off..I need to find a better photographer :P

Pycnopodia · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Dec 2003 Posts: 72

As for pics, mine's been already seen but...

Okay, Mike. You're next.

Lol @ Sunglasses =)

O-Negative · Qualificator Joined: 24 Feb 2004 Posts: 31

I like Airsoft so I can buy replicas of my favorite guns cheap that are like really 2 or 3 grand, but that's a real .30 caliber M1 Carbine. Yeah, and that picture of the HKMP5 is badass, you can unload 30 9mm bullets with that thing in 3 seconds.

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Okay, Mike. You're next.

Sorry. I'd rather keep myself as a "Man of Mystery" because the furriez have been DYING to know what I look like, and it drives them truly batshit(tier) to have nothing but a visual blank to go with the name that they despise so much. The best supervillains always keep their faces hidden, don'cha know.

Having such anonymity also helps whenever I make the rare visit to a major con. Why bust my ass saving up for at least a year just so some asswipe with a tail can walk right up and ruin it for me (which they LOVE to do if they get the chance)?

No, I'd rather let the furries have only the knowledge of a person who's face they cannot recall, but they did notice that I was wearing a PROFESSIONAL badge at San Diego Comic Con (that little fact truly drives 'em up a wall). :twisted:

Pycnopodia · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Dec 2003 Posts: 72

Micheal, Sure, have fun :)
You know, you could just put on a mask, hood or fursuit or something like that on cons :wink:

Dogthing · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 207

Are you a bounty hunter operating in arizona, or something? Cause that's what I think when I look at you.

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Micheal, Sure, have fun :)
You know, you could just put on a mask, hood or fursuit or something like that on cons :wink:

Nah. Cosplay creeps me out as much as fursuits.

Besides, you know some a-hole furry would then bust out and accuse me of hypocrisy by wearing a coistume after all the things I've said about fursuiters.

Sorry to dissapoint you.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

Are you a bounty hunter operating in arizona, or something? Cause that's what I think when I look at you.

That's me on vacation in MA, at the Quincy Adams train station on the Red Line getting ready to grab a train into Boston. Bounty hunters take people back alive and I can't see why you'd want them alive. But, no. Nothing nefarious on that day.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

Micheal, Sure, have fun :)
You know, you could just put on a mask, hood or fursuit or something like that on cons :wink:

Nah. Cosplay creeps me out as much as fursuits.

Besides, you know some a-hole furry would then bust out and accuse me of hypocrisy by wearing a coistume after all the things I've said about fursuiters.

Sorry to dissapoint you.

Do what I'm going to do. Redefine fursuit. You can buy animals skins and pelts online and there's a number of tailors who will make a suit out of just about any fabric you can supply. I'd like a double-breasted business suit made with fox, wolf, and coyote skins as well as vest and pants with a deerskin shirt. Then imagine the reaction from furries as you stop and ask, "I'm sorry, relatives of yours?"

Ped_Xing · Recusant Joined: 17 Mar 2004 Posts: 3

Does anyone know where the photo of Nekobe looking like a zombie can be located? The toothless Belgian may get my vote on this one (although Frank Gembeck's teeth are truly frightening).

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

As for pics, mine's been already seen but...

"waydwolf.jpg"

True story: all earlier today since like 11am-7pm I been helping a guy who been kicked out of his apartment move all this shit into storage. And there was this 90 year old guy that lived downstairs, he had about 5 minutes worth of memory available to him at any time. He must of asked the guy like 4-5 times if he was the one moving out. Anyway this old guy HAD THOSE EXACT GLASSES

throw em away

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Do what I'm going to do. Redefine fursuit. You can buy animals skins and pelts online and there's a number of tailors who will make a suit out of just about any fabric you can supply. I'd like a double-breasted business suit made with fox, wolf, and coyote skins as well as vest and pants with a deerskin shirt. Then imagine the reaction from furries as you stop and ask, "I'm sorry, relatives of yours?"

Or, that could backfire and you find youself "being bumped into a lot" or encounter several peculiar crusty stains on your back when you weren't looking.

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Does anyone know where the photo of Nekobe looking like a zombie can be located? The toothless Belgian may get my vote on this one (although Frank Gembeck's teeth are truly frightening).

Describe, plz. Sharkmouth, gap-toothed, or like "two rows of Indian corn"?

And speaking of NUT-Kobe, I've wondered about creating a character meant to spoof Chester, called "Yiff The Otter".

And when doing a search on Nekobe, I came across this audio file of Nekobe having sex that someone secretly recorded. Dunno if this is of our famous wackjob from Belgium or that other furry that calls himself "Nekobe", but it still kinda makes that urban legend of the oil drilling team that recorded the sounds of Hell seem less disturbing, doesn't it?

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Ped_Xing, I dunno if this is close enough, but this was all I could find:

http://www.knightwolfsrealm.com/moose/documents/

Enjoy (and when I say "enjoy", I mean "recoil in utter horror").

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

Re: Sunglasses
Those are Solarshields, original design. They are wrap-around UV blockers and typically used by opthamologists for their patients after surgery, especially senior citizens. I'm hypoglycemic and sensitive to light to varying degrees at varying times so I wear them when things are too bright.

Pycnopodia · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Dec 2003 Posts: 72

Oh, solar shields..
That sounds like something I could use. My eyes are sensitive to light to :?
Who is this Nekobe guy? What did he do?

Donotsue · Coadjutor Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 106

Well...Read all of what hides behind Michael's link... It could have happened to us all... Scary bedtime reading indeed...
and seems it's even being updated every now and then... =)

Tailgunner · Coadjutor Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 161

I'll ask this question again, gengis posted a pick of some "person" wearing glasses. It has been a couple days now and I am STILL trying to determine its gender. Could someone help me?

Donotsue · Coadjutor Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 106

The grinning thing with glasses on page one of this thread?
Gembeck.... To my knowlege It's a male... =)

Tailgunner · Coadjutor Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 161

Like I said before, that face should be on a sex education poster with the following headline:

"Girls, if you have premarital sex, THIS is what you will give birth too!"

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Well...Read all of what hides behind Michael's link... It could have happened to us all... Scary bedtime reading indeed...
and seems it's even being updated every now and then... =)

I'm surprised you don't know more details about him than us 'Merkins would, since he seems to be even more notorious in the EU.

Still, to think there's someone even more nutzo than Duane? *shudders*

Donotsue · Coadjutor Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 106

Perhaps I have avoided him because I don't keep an eye on the eurofandom at all... Not even the finnfandom...
From what I hear from Nimbl, who amuses us now and then by reading their forum and livejournals, the newbies are all more or less insane... =) But... Maybe they'll get better when they get older...

I learned of this Nekobe about a year ago... and was mighty glad I didn't happen to any of the same cons... but still ...Belgium is not far enuff from here! =)

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Perhaps I have avoided him because I don't keep an eye on the eurofandom at all... Not even the finnfandom...
From what I hear from Nimbl, who amuses us now and then by reading their forum and livejournals, the newbies are all more or less insane... =) But... Maybe they'll get better when they get older...

I learned of this Nekobe about a year ago... and was mighty glad I didn't happen to any of the same cons... but still ...Belgium is not far enuff from here! =)

Florida is ever farther, but that doesn't seem to stop him any. How DO these loons get transcontinental airfare? Does the legendary European system of government subsidies also include free airline tickets?

No idea where he's at now (I guess his radio tracking collar fell off). Maybe he's sitting on a street corner in Brussels, holding up a cardboard sign that reads "Laissez-moi yiff la loutre!"

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Re: Sunglasses
Those are Solarshields, original design. They are wrap-around UV blockers and typically used by opthamologists for their patients after surgery, especially senior citizens. I'm hypoglycemic and sensitive to light to varying degrees at varying times so I wear them when things are too bright.

Yeah. I've got a pair of those too. Ordinary sunglasses are useless to me because I have to wear prescription glasses (astigmatism so bad that I can't even wear contacts), and when wearing clip-ons or transitional lenses, there are still gaps for blinding sunlight to seep through, and when your pupils are already widened by the shaded lenses, that makes you even more at risk of UV damage, IMO.

Some assheads think they're nothing more than darkened shop ed glasses, but I think those skinny sunglasses look even dumber.

And, anyone remember that fiasco Burger King had with those "Wild Wild West" granny styled sunglasses they gave away as premiums? Seems the lenses were NOT UV-protective, which made your eyes even more at risk than not wearing any sunglasses at all. Morons!

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

Oh, solar shields..
That sounds like something I could use. My eyes are sensitive to light to :?
Who is this Nekobe guy? What did he do?

I have a mutual promise with Nekobe that I will NOT slag him off publicly and he will not cross my path again and so far, he's pretty much kept it. Unlike those who've never met him and only heard of him, I was his host for three months and don't hate or despise him, only feel sympathy for him. For while he can be uber-eccentric, he is also an idiot-savant of sorts with electronics as while having no formal training I could get him to speak of, he can fix nearly any arcade video game, printer, television or stereo, or use the broken item to fix another of the same kind. Wizard with a soldering iron. Master scrounger of items you'd never think to bother with.

I shit you not. If you need a PacMan machine fixed, or an old Bally pinball machine made right, he can do it with minimal tools. He held a job doing that work while he was here and when he passed through the area again a year later, he was rehired on the spot.

Ped_Xing · Recusant Joined: 17 Mar 2004 Posts: 3

Good effort, Herr Hirtes, but that's not the Nekobe-droid I was looking for.

As far as I can tell, that pic (along with his metnally disturbed fursuit pics) are no longer on the web. Quite sad, really.

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

And when doing a search on Nekobe, I came across this audio file of Nekobe having sex that someone secretly recorded. Dunno if this is of our famous wackjob from Belgium or that other furry that calls himself "Nekobe", but it still kinda makes that urban legend of the oil drilling team that recorded the sounds of Hell seem less disturbing, doesn't it?

That's almost the goddamn scariest thing I've heard in my life.

It beats out most of the totally unexplained deep-sea ocean noises that researchers keep hearing, and it's almost scarier then the number stations that broadcast endlessly over some obscure shortwave channel.

HOWEVER, the only thing keeping the creepy factor down in that recording is it's short duration and the absurd dubbed-over lion roars. If it wasn't for those two limiting factors, I'm not sure even some robotic German voice repeating the words "Papa November" over and over could compete with the sheer auditory mundfuckery.

Zeis Montero · Apocrisiary Joined: 16 Mar 2004 Posts: 49

That isn't him. It's from a series of stories about a gay guy who shacks up with an anthropomorphic lion named Nekobe, whom our crazy dentally-challenged Belgian buddy is believed to have gotten the name from.

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

That isn't him. It's from a series of stories about a gay guy who shacks up with an anthropomorphic lion named Nekobe, whom our crazy dentally-challenged Belgian buddy is believed to have gotten the name from.

Like I said though, it's still disturbing as hell to listen to. Maybe Mitch ought to imbed it into his opening page html just to give the newly-arrived an audio sample of the SSWoF (Sick Sad World of Furry). :twisted:

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

Like Gandalf said"tHERE ARE THINGS FOULER AND OLDER THAN ORCS"

O-Negative · Qualificator Joined: 24 Feb 2004 Posts: 31

So, what do I win being the ugliest fur?

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

And in closing let me just say:"AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHH!AAAH!AHH! MY EYES!MYEYYYYYYYES!THE PAIN!!!!!!

Donotsue · Coadjutor Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 106

You win a faboulous, all expenses paid, blind date with Gembeck...
-Blindfold-date that is... =)

Donotsue · Coadjutor Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 106

Okay... My turn...

Look at this weirdo wasting his life away! =)

http://www.furnation.com/donotsue/kit/KIT-10-36.jpg

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Okay... My turn...

Look at this weirdo wasting his life away! =)

http://www.furnation.com/donotsue/kit/KIT-10-36.jpg

My first thoughts were "Now is deh time on Sprokets ven ve danz!"

(Sorry. Obscure American comedy/pop-culture reference)

Either that, or it's a guy who's trying to fulfil some sort of "Turbo Teen" cartoon fantasy (sorry. Another American pop-culture reference).

Shmeckopolis · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 103

He does look like the dude from Sprockets, without the glasses. You can almost hear "Wierd Nun" playing in the background...

But is that some kind of bowling alley scoreboard he's in front of!? The hell is that?!

Donotsue · Coadjutor Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 106

Oh for... -- Thats me building my summer wheels! =)

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Oh for... -- Thats me building my summer wheels! =)

Yes we know. We're just funnin'. I assume the "KIT" part of your url means that you're working on a "Knight Rider" Trans Am refit?

Now, may I please touch the monkey? :twisted:

GoManVanGogh · Coadjutor Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 140

Okay, Mike. You're next.

Sorry. I'd rather keep myself as a "Man of Mystery" because the furriez have been DYING to know what I look like, and it drives them truly batshit(tier) to have nothing but a visual blank to go with the name that they despise so much. The best supervillains always keep their faces hidden, don'cha know.

Yes, there's also that whole "Outlawed by the Geneva Convention" thing.

Donotsue · Coadjutor Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 106

I assume the "KIT" part of your url means that you're working on a "Knight Rider" Trans Am refit?

It's been ready for a year..... and y'all have talked bout it in an Ancient thread .

Whoa.. That Sprockets Dude looks weird.. =)
I don't look anything like him... except on hangover mornins...

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

I assume the "KIT" part of your url means that you're working on a "Knight Rider" Trans Am refit?

It's been ready for a year..... and y'all have talked bout it in an Ancient thread .

Now all you need is your own Gary Coleman and you're set.

It is a good thing that KR came along. Otherwise, the Trans Am would have been trapped into being a redneck icon associated with the "Smokey and The Bandit" series. What a lousy fate that would have been for such a good vehicle.

Whoa.. That Sprockets Dude looks weird.. =)
I don't look anything like him... except on hangover mornins...

Dieter is played by Mike "Austin Powers" Meyers, BTW.

As irony would have it, there was a Dieter movie in the works (now on hold cuz Meyers hasn't signed onto it yet) where David Hasselhoff plays an evil version of himself who kidnaps Dieter's monkey after Sprockets beats Baywatch in the ratings.

Talk about all things in the Universe being connected.

Donotsue · Coadjutor Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 106

Austin Powers was where I drew the line when it comes to dumbass teen movies... I like the Airplane and Top Secret and other Zucker stuff from the era.. but these modern films suck so bad I have deliberately avoided ...say, Scary Movies and Everything from Myers. =) So no wonder I was all
clueless... =)

Agh.. Everyone pulls that picture of Hazelnut and Coleman on me whenever topic turns to KR.

I am not letting ugly pygmies anywhere near my car!

Charisma · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 158

What about that new movie out at the cinema, Shaun of the Dead? That looks like a good spoof movie. Or maybe I'm biased as I LOVE zombie movies!

Anyway, my turn....

I'm not a maid really okay. :p I was at a fancy-dress Rocky Horror Picture Show birthday party. I've been a 60s chick, school girl, cowgirl and a vamiperess in the past at parties. Just aiming for the chance to go as a nurse or policewoman next time! yay, what novelties.

Fins · Qualificator Joined: 19 Dec 2003 Posts: 25

Donotsue:
Nice job :D I used to love Knight Rider... that car's just the sort've thing I wanted to drive when I grew up.

Charisma:
Ugly? Not even close. *points to thread title* Please try again.

Pycnopodia · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Dec 2003 Posts: 72

Knightrider was good, but as I remember it Airwolf and A-team were better. Macgyver takes the entire cake though, Macgyver rules :D

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

Austin Powers was where I drew the line when it comes to dumbass teen movies... I like the Airplane and Top Secret and other Zucker stuff from the era.. but these modern films suck so bad I have deliberately avoided ...say, Scary Movies and Everything from Myers. =) So no wonder I was all clueless... =)

Actually, there IS one good Mike Myers movie besides the first Wayne's World, and that's So I Married An Axe Murderer. It's quite a bit different from the rest of his stuff.

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

I like the Airplane and Top Secret and other Zucker stuff from the era..

Ive seen both the airplane movies and I like that style, Top Secret is really the best one though, IMO. Its something I caught on the comedy station one night, and no one I know has ever seen it.

but these modern films suck so bad I have deliberately avoided ...say, Scary Movies and Everything from Myers. =) So no wonder I was all
clueless... =)

I havent seen any of the Austin Powers movies, I thought they were supposed to be funny though?
Theres a lot of really bad 'teen movie' comedies, stuff like roadtrip old school euro trip rat race...there is a million of them...basically anything with ex-saturday night live cast members.

Actually, there IS one good Mike Myers movie besides the first Wayne's World, and that's So I Married An Axe Murderer. It's quite a bit different from the rest of his stuff.

So I married an Axe Murderer didnt do to well did it? I seen a thing on Meyers on CNN a while ago and they were kind of saying that one hurt his career for a little while

SLaitila · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 126

Okay, my turn.

www.cc.puv.fi/~e0300312/drunk.jpg

No photographs whatsoever have been taken of me being sober since approx 1997.

CrazyBomber · Apocrisiary Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 41

And now is my turn...

Just me in a bad mood.

Nobody was harmed during the taking of this photo.

If you can't see the pic:
http://www.deviantart.com/view/3335244/

Zeis Montero · Apocrisiary Joined: 16 Mar 2004 Posts: 49

http://www3.sympatico.ca/robert.wagman/lox.jpg

Pookie strikes again!

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

Charisma:
If there's furries lurking through here, then you've just created your own fanboy following. Nudes will be demanded of you soon. RUN!!!!!

Mouse:
Val Kilmer singing was the high point of Top Secret and I've been known to whip out a recording of "Skeet Surfing" and play it on family vacations when stuck in traffic at which point my wife and I will roll down the windows, sing along, and boogie in our seats like a beach party. We can often get five or six other cars in on it.

All:
Here's some more pics.

This was on a shirt at a local fair. The reason wolves put up with Indians? Hot Indian babes!

Here's yours truly next to his ride. I prefer the baggy shadowy look.

My former room mate Blizzard and my godson, who we call The Roast for his prodigious ability to put away food and turn into a linebacker at an early age.

And finally, we have the insignia of my ride which gives it the name Bouncing Betty which I got from Ken Singshow at AC2K1.

My next ride will be done up like something out of 2 Fast 2 Furious with neon, nitrous, and all sorts of other goodies. AND it will be a cable bucket truck. Now that should get some stares in the field. And just for good measure, I'll probably commission some airbrush art for the whole thing.

O-Negative · Qualificator Joined: 24 Feb 2004 Posts: 31

Alright, I have a few more...

Everyone thinks I'm insane, but I don't think so...

And this is my ride, lol.
It only looks like the day I wash it, as soon as it get on the construction site, it gets all muddy and dusty.

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

Sigh
I'd have my six four fixed up by now if I wasn't spending all my money on cocaine and fursuits...

And finally, we have the insignia of my ride which gives it the name Bouncing Betty which I got from Ken Singshow at AC2K1.

I think the sticker is the only part of your 'ride' I like.

My next ride will be done up like something out of 2 Fast 2 Furious with neon, nitrous, and all sorts of other goodies. AND it will be a cable bucket truck. Now that should get some stares in the field. And just for good measure, I'll probably commission some airbrush art for the whole thing.

WHAT?!

I did NOT just read that

Lets not beleaguer the fact that 'doing up' ANYTHING like '2 Fast 2 Furious' in any fashion is super bad idea #1...just let me know how much horsepower gain you get from nitrous on what presumably will be a deisel engine ..ok?

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

Hay. Last decent self-picture before my old SCSI based camera died. That'd make it about 6 months out of date.

I'm only doing this because Donotsue told me to. :oops:

Oops. That shitty host killed my account. Fixed.

The New Meat · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 327

They call me MR. Fag. No. I mean, Herr Doctor Professor Fag. Yes.

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/3555207/

DA · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 320

Hotlinking from DA does not work, A link will do yah know?

Mitch · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 290

My next ride will be done up like something out of 2 Fast 2 Furious with neon, nitrous, and all sorts of other goodies. AND it will be a cable bucket truck. Now that should get some stares in the field. And just for good measure, I'll probably commission some airbrush art for the whole thing.

WHAT?!

I did NOT just read that

Lets not beleaguer the fact that 'doing up' ANYTHING like '2 Fast 2 Furious' in any fashion is super bad idea #1...just let me know how much horsepower gain you get from nitrous on what presumably will be a deisel engine ..ok?

No, Wayd hasn't looped out here, diesels and nitrous do actually go well together.

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

No, Wayd hasn't looped out here, diesels and nitrous do actually go well together.

hmm..never heard of that

also, reading this, I realize I know nothing about diesels

Standing firm on the fast and furious issue tho :)

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

My next ride will be done up like something out of 2 Fast 2 Furious with neon, nitrous, and all sorts of other goodies. AND it will be a cable bucket truck. Now that should get some stares in the field. And just for good measure, I'll probably commission some airbrush art for the whole thing.

WHAT?!

I did NOT just read that

Lets not beleaguer the fact that 'doing up' ANYTHING like '2 Fast 2 Furious' in any fashion is super bad idea #1...just let me know how much horsepower gain you get from nitrous on what presumably will be a deisel engine ..ok?

No, not diesel. Bucket trucks are more often than not gasoline and you can drop anything that will fit in the truck frame. You've never seen low-rider drag-racing pickups? Putting an over-center extending articulated bucket boom on is no big deal.

Actually what I'd really like to do is build a gas-electric hybrid given the costs of gas. I did $15 for today's gas and $237 for today's income which sucks as ratios go.

Whatever I do, it's going to have enough neon, horns, lights, and every other damn thing on it to totally piss off every neighborhood I work in. I am SICK of telecom white trucks. 'Bout time the industry had some color.

BTW, I intend to get a set of these truck tracks for winter and muddy back road use.

m_estrugo · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 160

Consider getting a Pinzgauer. That's the ultimate SUV, not because of looks, but because of brute force. They're exported and sold in the US, too.

O-Negative · Qualificator Joined: 24 Feb 2004 Posts: 31

Oh my god, that's no truck, that's a god damn civilian tank, lol. I would love to see one of those driving down the street running over shit.

SLaitila · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 126

I personally consider cars as a medium for easy transportation. That's why my ride is small and gay. But, big cars and body building are for men with small penises anyway. ;P

http://www.vanmeenen.com/okkazie/foto/peugeot_106.jpg

(not mine, but the color matches)

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

But, big cars and body building are for men with small penises anyway. ;P

uhoh

Is this something I should be worried about?

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

Is this something I should be worried about?

Yes, because if you don't sand down and patch up that rust, I'll do you in, myself, mister! That's an Olds! Treat it with respect!

That'd be one hell of a sleeper, at 3mpg. :)

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

But, big cars and body building are for men with small penises anyway. ;P

uhoh

Is this something I should be worried about?

Ah those were the days. Back when cars were wide and expansive, giving you the Tardis feeling of bigger inside than outside. Where you could go without a seatbelt and on impact, fly forward but lose inertia through simple air drag and come to a landing on the dashboard which was big enough to seat a family down to Sunday dinner. The kind of cars with bench seats; not bench as in bleachers, but bench as in your father's work bench where you could probably do carpentry in the back seat like building a breakfront or china cupboard and not worry about having room left over for your sister and little brother. The kind of cars you could stuff more than one body in the trunk and still have room for five cement bags, a shovel, and a full sized spare tire with jack. Ah, those were the days.,