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IceCat
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Posted: 4/9/2004 1:16:27 AM
Post subject: How much is that yiffable plushie.....? |
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A lot of them for $25 each, mostly canids.. I think there's a theme of some sort here...
http://www.xxxpuppyfarm.com/hbgifts/plush.html
Later
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m_estrugo
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Posted: 4/9/2004 2:36:13 AM
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ARGH! they are so cute! And they're being sold to be yiffed with!? Those cute toys!? Aaack! A CRIME! A CRIME I TELL YOU!
Honestly, if I was the manufacturer of one of those toys and saw it on that page, I'd commit seppukku immediately. |
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M0us3_Zero
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Posted: 4/9/2004 2:38:03 AM
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| Okay. Now I'm scared. |
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Wayd Wolf
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Posted: 4/9/2004 3:15:37 AM
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BLUE?!
That's as bad as being horny for EITHER of the cretins who host that show and they're at least A)real and B)human..
And the chihuahua... Oh yeah. Gives new meaning to "drop the chalupa". There's a promotional tie-in Taco Bell never envisioned. Let me guess, the Geico Gecko is next... |
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Shmorky
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Posted: 4/9/2004 6:51:59 AM
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| I hope the owners of those copyrighted characters send him a cease and desist |
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M0us3_Zero
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Posted: 4/9/2004 7:14:48 AM
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I hope the owners of those copyrighted characters send him a cease and desist
Hell yes. I second that motion! |
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Computolio
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Posted: 4/9/2004 7:25:34 AM
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| As I read that page, a tear crossed my eye and I muttered cornily to myself: "This here's what the internet's all about". |
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Shmeckopolis
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Posted: 4/9/2004 9:12:57 AM
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| How sad do you have to be....to buy a fuckable, oh, sorry, "yiffable", plush doll from a website?! That should come complete with a friggin' mail bomb. |
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CrazyBomber
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Posted: 4/9/2004 9:34:18 AM
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25 bucks for a plush toy?!
That's ridiculous!
I would rather go to a county fair and shoot some bottles with a rifle if I want to get a plush toy for testing the cutting edge of my survival knife. |
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Rankin
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Posted: 4/9/2004 2:32:27 PM
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I'm not sure what's worse, that I actually resized FireFox to see the pictures everyone was talking about, or that I noticed that the 'Raccoon' was indeed a Red Panda before coming to the utmost conclusion that someone is selling these for the purpose of boinking.
Sigh.
v- Would you rather they were BREEDING? I'm sure the plush is a much better alternative; poor thing. |
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Paul
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Posted: 4/9/2004 2:50:05 PM
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Oh Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick, that just ain't right. The description and ordering instructions that go with this plushie - a children's toy, for heaven's sake! - are enough to make me SCREAM.
Oh well. At least it'll keep the furverts from breeding, as their semen is wasted inside some plushie.
... "as their semen is wasted inside some plushie." I can't believe I just wrote that. The concept is horrible. I have to go bash my head against a brick wall until this knowledge is erased. THANK YOU INTERNET. |
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ZenZhu
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Posted: 4/9/2004 3:57:47 PM
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How sad do you have to be....to buy a fuckable, oh, sorry, "yiffable", plush doll from a website?! That should come complete with a friggin' mail bomb.
What you do is set up your own site selling your own plushies, and put a needle at the end of the opening.
<CRAM> OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Or some kind of contraption like a mousetrap that clamps tight to their dick.
Or vials of industrial, instant-drying epoxy that rupture and mix the first time the stuff their pecker into it. |
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IceCat
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Posted: 4/9/2004 11:37:22 PM
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How sad do you have to be....to buy a fuckable, oh, sorry, "yiffable", plush doll from a website?! That should come complete with a friggin' mail bomb.
What you do is set up your own site selling your own plushies, and put a needle at the end of the opening.
<CRAM> OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Or some kind of contraption like a mousetrap that clamps tight to their dick.
Or vials of industrial, instant-drying epoxy that rupture and mix the first time the stuff their pecker into it.
And become a much passed around story in the medical profession too...
LOL... :twisted:
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Donotsue
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Posted: 4/10/2004 12:55:12 AM
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We've got a gorilla for sale...a plushie gorilla for sale.
Won't you buy him...take him home and try him...gorilla for sale.
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How much is that Gorilla in the ebay?" |
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Rankin
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Posted: 4/10/2004 10:21:38 AM
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| CANNN YOU FEEEL THE LOVEE TONIGHT |
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Wayd Wolf
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Posted: 4/11/2004 2:32:02 AM
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| Cock size? What are the answers for this question I wonder... Given the target demographic, probably under 4" length, 1.5" diameter in truth, but I'm guessing answers are more like 9+" length and 3+" diameter. Then watch them get a doll with too loose a fit and them bitch and moan all over alt.fan.furry about how the doll was made badly. |
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Rankin
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Posted: 4/11/2004 8:12:10 AM
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Cock size? What are the answers for this question I wonder... Given the target demographic, probably under 4" length, 1.5" diameter in truth, but I'm guessing answers are more like 9+" length and 3+" diameter. Then watch them get a doll with too loose a fit and them bitch and moan all over alt.fan.furry about how the doll was made badly.
I smell... SOUR GRAPES. |
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