Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Sean · Recusant Joined: 05 Nov 2003 Posts: 16

http://www.nothingkat.com/

Of note is the "Confessions" section...he removed his most recent commentary because of some legal fooferaw with FurNation.

Apologies if this has been linked or mentioned before.

IceCat · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 81

http://www.nothingkat.com/

Of note is the "Confessions" section...he removed his most recent commentary because of some legal fooferaw with FurNation.

Apologies if this has been linked or mentioned before.

and he put a link to this..

http://www.pounced.org/index.php

lot's of furry loosers here..

Later

IceCat

creature · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 132

http://www.nothingkat.com/

Of note is the "Confessions" section...he removed his most recent commentary because of some legal fooferaw with FurNation.

Apologies if this has been linked or mentioned before.

and he put a link to this..

http://www.pounced.org/index.php

lot's of furry loosers here..

Later

IceCat

I know the people that run pounced. Good group of guys, and they admit they didn't want it to become a collection of losers, and are trying to keep it from becoming that.

Least they are fighting a good fight.

Mitch · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 290

http://www.nothingkat.com/

Of note is the "Confessions" section...he removed his most recent commentary because of some legal fooferaw with FurNation.

Apologies if this has been linked or mentioned before.

How do you get to the "Confessions" section from the front page?? I'm baffled.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

The Pounced site has me nervous. The CT listings show only two females, one of whom is sixteen and the rest are either males right around legal or two forty-somethings and the whole of them seem to be looking to yiff. Didn't they ever hear of Yahoo personals if they want to get laid? Me, I just need to talk my wife's friends out of their clothes while she's drunk on tequila and voila. Oh yeah, I remember... furries have no confidence. Does make that whole interpersonal relationship thing kind of hard. :roll:

nothingkat · Recusant Joined: 30 Mar 2004 Posts: 7

Yep. Information about me was request from Furnation so I am basically covering my own ass here. This will just make me dig deeper now. Apparently, I cost Nexxus a job because of that article.

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

The Pounced site has me nervous. The CT listings show only two females, one of whom is sixteen and the rest are either males right around legal or two forty-somethings and the whole of them seem to be looking to yiff. Didn't they ever hear of Yahoo personals if they want to get laid? Me, I just need to talk my wife's friends out of their clothes while she's drunk on tequila and voila. Oh yeah, I remember... furries have no confidence. Does make that whole interpersonal relationship thing kind of hard. :roll:

Well, when you're so nasty that even your own hands reject you...........

creature · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 132

The Pounced site has me nervous. The CT listings show only two females, one of whom is sixteen and the rest are either males right around legal or two forty-somethings and the whole of them seem to be looking to yiff. Didn't they ever hear of Yahoo personals if they want to get laid? Me, I just need to talk my wife's friends out of their clothes while she's drunk on tequila and voila. Oh yeah, I remember... furries have no confidence. Does make that whole interpersonal relationship thing kind of hard. :roll:

Hell, you look, most of the women on the site (all 25 of them out of 300 I think) are barely legal or underaged. Luckily most of the girls are just looking for friends and not sex.

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

Unfortunately, it's what the other side is looking for from them that can give rise to problems. :cry:

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

This brings up an interesting thing I've noted about furries. Many talk of "yiffing" constantly, sometimes to the point of making you want to strangle them and dump their carcass in the hyena pen at the zoo.

But... if you want to separate the sexually together from the merely fucked in the head, simply challenge them. That's right, challenge them. 95% of all "yiffy" furs will find some excuse, any excuse, to get out of having sex with you after trying to get you to "yiff" forever. 3% will come back with a counter-offer of something more outrageous than you ever expected largely because they are A) fucked in the head and B) expecting YOU to back down. 2% will drop their pants and go to it.

I've used this and proven 9 out of 10 to be sheer talk.

Just remember, NO fursuits, NO stuffies, NO animals, just naked old-fashioned sex. If those conditions aren't enough... CHALLENGE TO YIFFY FUR:Just drop on your knees and satisfy me or the other way around or shut the fuck up about yiffing me ever again. That challenge eliminates nearly every yiff beast in two seconds. Those aren't eliminated? Well, up to you if your partner de jure is worth pursuing further.

Mulciber · Recusant Joined: 05 Sep 2003 Posts: 3

But... if you want to separate the sexually together from the merely fucked in the head, simply challenge them. That's right, challenge them. 95% of all "yiffy" furs will find some excuse, any excuse, to get out of having sex with you after trying to get you to "yiff" forever. 3% will come back with a counter-offer of something more outrageous than you ever expected largely because they are A) fucked in the head and B) expecting YOU to back down. 2% will drop their pants and go to it.

I've used this and proven 9 out of 10 to be sheer talk.

OMG HOW COULD ANYONE POSSIBLY REFUSE TO YIFF THIS STUDLY SEX MACHINE?? INCONCEIVABLE!

Dude, if you're being serious, you really need to get a grip. Alternatively if this 'Wayd Wolf' schtick is all a colossal parody of some knowitall blowhard then I'm in awe because it's totally brilliant.

Shmorky · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 182

Yep. Information about me was request from Furnation so I am basically covering my own ass here. This will just make me dig deeper now. Apparently, I cost Nexxus a job because of that article.

I think that digging up information on people is pretty yawnworthy and pathetic unless this person is extremely evil and/or a danger (racist, rapist, pedophile.)
That Tin Crash guy was being ruthlessly made fun of on the Something Awful forums and that was great. We all had a great laugh. It was when people started "digging up" information on the guy that the thread took a turn for the worse. They decided to contact people he worked with and such trying to get him in trouble somehow. The thread eventually got closed.

If this guy is harmless, it's best to just sit back and laugh at the guy from your home base rather than try to ruin his life. If he's not harmless, go ahead and rip him a new one.

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

I think a lot of furs are an interesting combination of socially/sexually maladjusted and desperately craving contact/attention. They recoil and all but run screaming at the prospect of real human sex, but they will molest you within an inch of your life online. They talk about "yiff," but mostly wind up with all of the hugging, cuddling, skritching, and crap.

It's almost like they view honest-to-gosh sex as repugnant, but are in need of physical attention. Maybe a lot of them had really cold, distant parents as a kid. I dunno. But it often seems like they're trying to make up for something with all of the furpiling and cuddleskritches and crap. When I RPed online, I played a lot of female characters. I never really RPed to "be myself." I RPed to "breathe life" into characters I had created on paper. Sure, they represented some part of my psyche, but not like a helium-hootered hyena babe in a miniskirt. I'm talking about hippos, rhinos, elephants... very unconventional and "unattractive" animal characters. I despised how frequently you saw stuff like this:

Cuddleslut says, "Hello."

Rhinogal says, "Hi."

Cuddleslut says, "How are you?"

Rhinogal says, "I'm good, and you?"

Cuddleslut beams, "I'm great, though a little lonely."

Rhinogal nods, "Ah."

Cuddleslut leans in and nosebeeps you.

<several minutes pass as you try to simply ignore them>

Cuddleslut climbs into your lap and murrskritches.

At which point, I'd usually haul off and deck them, squash them into a volleyball and spike them, then be chased out of the room for being an unsociable skritch nazi or something. I mean, fer gawd's sake, you wouldn't molest a perfect stranger offline.... at least try to have a little real-world decorum.

And for all their talk of yiff, it's really the simple touch of affection they seem to crave. But, in the furry world, you're only as valuable as how well you put out... so yiff is the currency by which your social status is bought and sold.... that is, if you can't draw.

Hell, even the word "yiff" comes off as basically an attempt to take the concept of having actual sex and make it seem, somehow, nicer.... less sticky, less smelly, less carnal. For all their talk of "being more in touch with their inner animal," furries sure do a good job of dodging one of the most instinctual acts humans engage in. Yiffing is basically fucking with rainbows and lollipops. Sugar and spice and everything nice... that's what good yiffs are made of.

Honestly, in my bygone days of looking for a wank partner, I'd have rather had someone say "Hey, wanna fuck?" thank "Wanna yiff?" At least "fuck" implies lust and a potential par-tay. Yiff is like Strawberry Shortcake carpet-licking Holly Hobbie.

But, of course, furries are masters of euphamistic speech. Your current fucktoy is a "mate." Your collection of fucktoys is your "pack." You don't blow your wad, shoot your load, or blast your chunky clam chowder, you "spill your seed." That thing you use to deficate with is your "tailhole" (bonus demerits if it's winking). You don't spank the monkey, whip the lizard, beat the meat, or visit Rosy Palms and her five sisters.. you "paw off." You don't have a fragile construct meant to convince you you're somehow superior to all of the slings and arrows of the real world... you have a "furry lifestyle." :twisted: You don't shove your cock in a child's toy... you enjoy "plushie love."

I mean, hey.. if it doesn't hurt anyone and you enjoy it.... yay for you. But can we at least call a spade a spade? Euphamisms are great for if you're trying to refer to something you don't want readily overheard and interpreted..... but it's kinda nutty to try and make something "nicer" than it is just because you're uncomfortable with the reality of it.

It reminds me of a friend of mine where I used to live. She will go out and have one-night stands to satisfy her carnal urges, then feel guilty about it..... but she won't even consider masturbating or using toys instead because those are "icky." :shock:

Speaking of euphamisms, the whole "mate" thing never quite sat right with me. I know gay people (though straight furries use it too) don't have a lot of socially-accepted ways to refer to their other half. And "partner" probably gets tiresome. "Boyfriend" sounds glib. But the whole "mate" thing seems to be used by people who:

1) aren't really committed to the relationship, but are trying to convince themselves they are.... "She's my mate and I love her dearly and would do anything for her. Buuuuuuut.... no, I don't plan on marrying her. I'm not comfortable with that kind of committment. But she's my mate... that's even deeper than any marriage." "Mate" in this sense often seems to be little more than a shared roof with friends with fringe benefits playing at something more.

OR

2) started using that term after the second date, and are now obsessed with the person..... kind of like how that guy mentioned on Nothingkat's site... the one that despises women... refuses to share his "packmates." "Mate" kind of carries the whole "many animals mate for life.... I sucked you off once, now you're mine forever an' ever an' ever an' ever!" obsessive connotation.

nothingkat · Recusant Joined: 30 Mar 2004 Posts: 7

I didn't really dig up anything deep on Nexxus himself. I didn't go around posting his work number, phone number, address, and all that good stuff just so some guy on a lonely night has something to do for shits and giggles. In that article, I mostly just talked about "furnation" as the image it showed off of furs to other people. However, Nexxus insisted that this was a personal attack against him. But either way...
How can furnation.com accidently lead to a bestiality site one day?

And oddly enough, how can a rather unknown article cost someone a job? I felt powerful for a second.

A side note to Shmorky: Love the Purple Pussy comic.

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

Looking in the general direction of a furry is a personal attack. The worst I've ever really done was one fur had a "hidden" site he was passing the URL for around on FurryMuck. This had kiddie pr0n stuff on it... photos, not like Todd Sutherland stuff, so I passed it along to the FBI.

I'll add my voice to those who like Purple Pussy. I'll probably get cranked on the head with a pipe wrench for this, but I picture or main trio with the voice actresses from Powerpuff Girls:

Purple - Buttercup

Ah.. duh... uhmm... the rabbit (the name eludes me) - Bubbles

Roofie - Blossom

Shmorky · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 182

How can furnation.com accidently lead to a bestiality site one day?
.

oh no.

hahahahaha

creature · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 132

Yep. Information about me was request from Furnation so I am basically covering my own ass here. This will just make me dig deeper now. Apparently, I cost Nexxus a job because of that article.

Yeah, Nexxus was bitching up a storm on IRC about it. Rather funny to me.

21st Century Digital Boy · Qualificator Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 34

That thing you use to deficate with is your "tailhole" (bonus demerits if it's winking).

S'funny, just recently at the wildlife rehabilitation center I volunteer at, we had a raccoon come in that had an infected open fracture in his tail after being hit by a car, and had to have it amputated and the stump sutured up. Unfortunately, being the raccoon that he was, he decided to tear out all of the sutures, leaving a bloody, gaping hole (you could actually see a little bit of vertebrae poking out) for us to stitch up again. I don't think I'll ever be able to read the word "Tailhole" again without thinking of that lovely image.

Also, winking? I… Just… uh…

Fuckin' EEEEEEWW!

Shmeckopolis · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 103

How in the fuck can one's asshole wink? The logic baffles me. Even if it were to mean something like tightening it closed or some shit (pun unintended), wouldn't that be BLINKING? There has to be two to wink.

Bah, I need to stop trying to put logic to furry bullshit.

The New Meat · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 327

How in the fuck can one's asshole wink? The logic baffles me. Even if it were to mean something like tightening it closed or some shit (pun unintended), wouldn't that be BLINKING? There has to be two to wink.

Bah, I need to stop trying to put logic to furry bullshit.

No, you have it backwards. There have to be two to blink, one to wink.

A WINNER IS ME!!!

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

T NOTHINGKAT:

Plz repost article here, kthnx.

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

The only thing I could ever figure was the winking was the flexing of the sphincter. But, these are furries we're talking about. Go figure 'em.

And I don't think I'll ever be able to separate the concept of a winking tailhole from Lindz.

nothingkat · Recusant Joined: 30 Mar 2004 Posts: 7

Yeah, Nexxus was bitching up a storm on IRC about it. Rather funny to me.

Hey creature. Do you happen to have a log of said bitching?

To Computolio:
http://www.nothingkat.com/confession/furnationFREESPEECH.htm

creature · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 132

Yeah, Nexxus was bitching up a storm on IRC about it. Rather funny to me.

Hey creature. Do you happen to have a log of said bitching?

To Computolio:
http://www.nothingkat.com/confession/furnationFREESPEECH.htm

Affraid not. He was ranting about you costing him a job, but ohwell.