Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

A classic portrait by Dean L Norton:

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/2709219/

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/2709219/

m_estrugo · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 160

Looks like deep linking is "403 forbidden" on Deviantart. And, of course, "Due to overwhelming demand, searches are limited to subscribers only for the time being." In other words, the site is so overloaded with flashy graphics, useless options and lists of totally unrelated things that you're gonna need a Pentium XIV server to handle more than two simultaneous searches. :b

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Looks like deep linking is "403 forbidden" on Deviantart. And, of course, "Due to overwhelming demand, searches are limited to subscribers only for the time being." In other words, the site is so overloaded with flashy graphics, useless options and lists of totally unrelated things that you're gonna need a Pentium XIV server to handle more than two simultaneous searches. :b

I corrected the link. Try it now (and then click on the "Mature Content" cover)

m_estrugo · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 160

No way. I get a big splash screen announcing subscriptions and the stuff. Deviantart has the worst possible interface ever implemented on an "art" gallery.

I've quit trying to access at anything at Deviantart.

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

I got it... for those that can't see it, it's some fanboy leering while an anime-esque woman in cat-ears and strategically covered bits looks in shock at a little purple skunk with a censored bar looks lustfully up at her.

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

I got it... for those that can't see it, it's some fanboy leering while an anime-esque woman in cat-ears and strategically covered bits looks in shock at a little purple skunk with a censored bar looks lustfully up at her.

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2302/Kevins_Animal_Magnetism.jpg

It's reminscent as if Donotsue was channeling the artist of "Rat Fink". :)

Donotsue · Coadjutor Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 106

Whassamatta fo you? =)

My homage (Fromage?) to Kevin! =)
http://www.furnation.com/donotsue/art/FaunialAttraction_II.jpg

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Whassamatta fo you? =)

My homage (Fromage?) to Kevin! =)
http://www.furnation.com/donotsue/art/FaunialAttraction_II.jpg

Just seeing this pic wants me to smear a whole bottle of NAIR all over my crotch area. Not that I'm anywhere near as hirstute of course, but that pic makes me wanna GET IT ALL OFFA ME!!!!!

The real Kevin wouldn't be as physical. He'd instead try to convince you that by touching his "merchandise", you are contractually obligated to make a purchase.

Remember, this is the same Kevin Duane that tried to give away free hot dogs in order to attract suckers to his table. Talk about the old joke about "You so ugly, that when you were a kid yo momma tied a pork chop around your neck just so the dog would play wit you."

And BTW, Kevin's been ripping off artists long before there was ever a "furry fandom" for him to corrupt/exploit/blight. Anyone ever hear of a thing called the "I HATE UNICORNS" book? Kevin's even shafted the likes of Frank Kelly Freas & Mark Bode with that scam.

m_estrugo · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 160

Whassamatta fo you? =)

My homage (Fromage?) to Kevin! =)
http://www.furnation.com/donotsue/art/FaunialAttraction_II.jpg

Aaaaarghh.... Now that's a real FURRY fan.

Donotsue · Coadjutor Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 106

In case no un raided the archives yet... here's the first... tamer one.

http://www.furnation.com/donotsue/art/FaunialAttraction.jpg

creature · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 132

Whassamatta fo you? =)

My homage (Fromage?) to Kevin! =)
http://www.furnation.com/donotsue/art/FaunialAttraction_II.jpg

http://www.furnation.com/donotsue/art/FaunialAttraction.jpg

I just have this urge to print out a couple dozen copies, put them into empty CD cases and have them spread around at cons Captain Googlyeyes is at.

God the hell I could cause...

IceCat · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 81

Whassamatta fo you? =)

My homage (Fromage?) to Kevin! =)
http://www.furnation.com/donotsue/art/FaunialAttraction_II.jpg

http://www.furnation.com/donotsue/art/FaunialAttraction.jpg

I just have this urge to print out a couple dozen copies, put them into empty CD cases and have them spread around at cons Captain Googlyeyes is at.

God the hell I could cause...

It's too late for that as he quit, with everone being able to burn thier own image cds cheeply these days Keven became an uneeded resorce. Though I'm lead to understand that he's attempting some sort of new scam much like his old ones.

Later

IceCat

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

It's too late for that as he quit, with everone being able to burn thier own image cds cheeply these days Keven became an uneeded resorce. Though I'm lead to understand that he's attempting some sort of new scam much like his old ones.

Later

IceCat

What a dork

I think I would seriously just rob a liquor store before I would even go thru the trouble...or at least a real scam ...like paper car accidents or something

something you can actually make money at

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

It's too late for that as he quit, with everone being able to burn thier own image cds cheeply these days Keven became an uneeded resorce. Though I'm lead to understand that he's attempting some sort of new scam much like his old ones.

Later

IceCat

Sadly enough, even though Digital InPUTRIDumb is 99% kaput (what between all of Kev's CDs now being downloadable for free via IRC and P2P, artists being able to make their OWN damn CD collections, and the obvious fact that Kevin's a slimy thieving nutjob), Kev STILL keeps bugging the few artists who will still listen to him and abuse their souls with increasingly lame & pathetic empty promises of riches if they'd only draw him some stuph.

Personally, I think Nekobe will get to yiff the Otter before Kevin ever follows through with his promises.

Gads. Just thinking about that googly-eyed asshole gives me a headache. How did he did he ever get so far in life without getting his head caved in at least ONCE? The guy is as pleasant as a sandpaper condom, and as welcome as spam.

Paul · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 138

And BTW, Kevin's been ripping off artists long before there was ever a "furry fandom" for him to corrupt/exploit/blight. Anyone ever hear of a thing called the "I HATE UNICORNS" book? Kevin's even shafted the likes of Frank Kelly Freas & Mark Bode with that scam.

Kevin Duane edited that? I have that book... in a moving crate... somewhere in the attic. I bought it YEARS ago and had totally forgotten about it until now. So I've actually paid money to Kevin Duane years before I knew who he is and what "furry" is... Weird.

creature · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 132

Gads. Just thinking about that googly-eyed asshole gives me a headache. How did he did he ever get so far in life without getting his head caved in at least ONCE? The guy is as pleasant as a sandpaper condom, and as welcome as spam.

Most folks don't understand how Work For Hire contracts work in the art world. You give the publisher part of the work, get money, repeat until contract is filled. Never know when the bastards will go byebye. Half the time you send them copies of the art instead of the original art as well.