Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Genghis · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 186

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Long story short, Divefox gets sued for being an asshole (furry legal action actually going through, now that's a first), and proceeds to make a complete tard of himself on TV.

DON'T FORGET MY INTERNET!

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

That's one Pedo that I wish was dead. I know of him attempting to allure underage friends to have sex with. William Shaw needs to be taken out of the gene pool.

creature · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 132

Yeah, it's been around for a while. They did a rerun of it the other day while I was at the gym. Nearly choked to death trying to laugh under my breath.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

Was the other couple wearing identical shirts or are my video codecs malfunctioning again?

All in all, it didn't even rate a yawn on my DILLIGAF meter. Although, it did reinforce the longstanding notion that furries are incapable of snappy dressing.

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

Was the other couple wearing identical shirts or are my video codecs malfunctioning again?

...Although, it did reinforce the longstanding notion that furries are incapable of snappy dressing.

No, they looked exactly the same. After they muttered that they found Willyboy find a job at Arbys, that instantly turned into the Arby's shirt pair to me, even if it's not. I do hope they sing acapella as I wait for my sandwich to be trimmed and dressed.

Of course, you sir are the epitomy of studliness in your trenchcoat and glasses. :wink:

tyy · Recusant Joined: 24 Apr 2004 Posts: 5

I registered here just to say that this video is utterly priceless

Pycnopodia · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Dec 2003 Posts: 72

The movie is not working here, I get sound during the whole clip but the picture freezes in the beginning of the movie..

Shmorky · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 182

I registered here just to say that this video is utterly priceless

hahahahaha

Dogthing · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 207

Downloading now, eagerly awaiting furries going at each other in front of a national audience and a sassy black man.

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

It's down- are there any alternate sources/mirrors?

tyy · Recusant Joined: 24 Apr 2004 Posts: 5

It's down- are there any alternate sources/mirrors?

Slashdotted by FYAD :(

It's one of those things that demand a torrent but seeing as I have no idea how to set one up I'd best stop this line of consideration right h

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

Oddly, I haven't deleted it yet. I've got no bandwidth, however. I'll see what I can do. :(

M0us3_Zero · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 209

DON'T FORGET MY INTERNET! The "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" of 2004!

Shmeckopolis · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 103

I keep listening to that song.... and I don't know why.....

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

Was the other couple wearing identical shirts or are my video codecs malfunctioning again?

...Although, it did reinforce the longstanding notion that furries are incapable of snappy dressing.

No, they looked exactly the same. After they muttered that they found Willyboy find a job at Arbys, that instantly turned into the Arby's shirt pair to me, even if it's not. I do hope they sing acapella as I wait for my sandwich to be trimmed and dressed.

Of course, you sir are the epitomy of studliness in your trenchcoat and glasses. :wink:

Hey watch where you put your hands!

Has anyone here ever been in court? Show of hands.

Well, if so then you know you DO NOT wear crap like that. If ONE had worn the outfit and the other something else, it would have been fine. But identical outfits are just asking for a contempt of court charge. I shit you not. Judges do not like ANYTHING that feels like the court, the process, or they, are being mocked IN ANY WAY. Any judge I've ever been in front of would have given an immediate order that the situation NOT be repeated next session.

I know, it's TV, but it's just exemplary of furry thinking. Not rational, been to court before and knowing to show deep respect thinking. LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE.

Snappy dressing is easy. First, dress normally... Okay, not so easy for furries. Second, dress like it matters what you look like. Okay, even harder for furries. Third, dress for the occasion. Damn. Near impossible for furries.

Worst style mistake anywhere in furry: the dressing like their mom just dressed them for a day at summer camp. White over the calf tube socks with colored bands at the top and Birkenstocks. Baggy cargo shorts with not one of the 67,000 pockets usefully used while cell phones, PDAs, etc. all dangle from the waistband. T-shirts with furry crap on them. Hair that looks like it was weedwhacked and then whipped into place by one of those old-style salon hairdryers powered with a GE-90 turbofan. Skin that screams out they've got an ongoing acne problem they never bother dealing with and only scrubbed this ONE occasion so they'd look yiff-worthy. Scent that wilts FAKE PLASTIC house plants at three hundred paces.

Second worst style mistake in furry: dressing mostly in black and carrying a sword like they're some kind of dead meat de jure from Highlander: The Series. Does anyone remember Highlander III? The part where Mako shows Lambert how to disarm an opponent and take their head with their own sword? You just want to do that so bad when you see these fucks. My godson could take them out with a butter knife and he's not even two yet. It's like an awful Photoshopping of a picture of a kitten with huge horns and fangs and claws on it. It's like putting Eddie Deezen in battle armor with spikes out of some post-apocalyptic movie. It's STILL Eddie Deezen underneath.

Third worst style mistake in furry: fursuits outside the costume contest. ANYWHERE outside the costume contest. That regular annual march around the hotel should result in drunken hillbillies with elephant guns opening up on them. Followed by the feeding on the carcasses by stray dogs. And the celebratory orgies amid the carnage afterward.

And here's one I see too much among the goth chicks: the The Matrix: Reloaded Trinity in a Vinyl Dominatrix Outfit routine. When I see that much vinyl, I want to have it pressed flat for records. With them still wearing it. And despite all that waterproof gear, when do they wear it? When it's dry. And when it's wet? They wear something else that gets soaked. Like going scuba diving in a wool sweater and wearing the scuba suit while riding a bike. Brainless.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

Oddly, I haven't deleted it yet. I've got no bandwidth, however. I'll see what I can do. :(

I have it on one of my DVD-R dumps when I cleared HD space so I will have to look for it and put in out on eMule.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

That's one Pedo that I wish was dead. I know of him attempting to allure underage friends to have sex with. William Shaw needs to be taken out of the gene pool.

He's not remotely the only one. Furry history is replete with instances of underage boys getting soundly schtupped by overage miscreants who don't think the law applies to furries.

Anyone think they'd get away with it if their paramours were girls? Hmm? Of course not.

What's worse is the parents who let their underage sons go to a con half way across North America by themselves. "Aw mom, I'm just going with some friends... It'll be okay." Oh yeah, what friends they've got. Friends with KY and a penchant for making the housekeeping staff's job harder and more distasteful than it already is.

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Oddly, I haven't deleted it yet. I've got no bandwidth, however. I'll see what I can do. :(

I have it on one of my DVD-R dumps when I cleared HD space so I will have to look for it and put in out on eMule.

Waitamin. YOU'VE got DVD-R ability now too? I thought you said you were still waiting to get a 2nd VCR before you could send me any of that CF footage for my "Sick Sad World of Furry" Project? Wouldn't sending me a disc copy be even better, since it would mean that it's already on a digital format I can work with?

GoManVanGogh · Coadjutor Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 140

I thought you said you were still waiting to get a 2nd VCR before you could send me any of that CF footage for my "Sick Sad World of Furry" Project?

Say, are you thinking of including celebrity interviews?

A couple I'd like to see...

Mark Hammil,

Kevin Smith,

Wil Wheaton,

Evan Dorkin,

Harry Knowles

You could find them all at this year's SDCC and ask them the following questions;

"Have you ever heard of a 'furry'?"

(if yes) "Describe, in your own words, what a 'furry' is."

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

Oh damn... I'd LOVE to see that.

The_Censorship_Nazi · Rasophore Joined: 07 May 2004 Posts: 59

Actually, if I'm not mistaken, Wil Wheaton was a guest speaker at a sci-fi convention down here in L.A. back in November. He HAD to have been exposed to furry there SOMEHOW! (I met a lot of furries there, see.)

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Actually, if I'm not mistaken, Wil Wheaton was a guest speaker at a sci-fi convention down here in L.A. back in November. He HAD to have been exposed to furry there SOMEHOW! (I met a lot of furries there, see.)

Long story made short, (1) Wil does indeed know about furries, and (2) he's said that they've made his life a living Hell (his own words).

As far as Hairy Knowlitall goes, who cares what that mutant lawn gnome thinks? All that clown needs is a fursuit and he's ready to yiff.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

Oddly, I haven't deleted it yet. I've got no bandwidth, however. I'll see what I can do. :(

I have it on one of my DVD-R dumps when I cleared HD space so I will have to look for it and put in out on eMule.

Waitamin. YOU'VE got DVD-R ability now too? I thought you said you were still waiting to get a 2nd VCR before you could send me any of that CF footage for my "Sick Sad World of Furry" Project? Wouldn't sending me a disc copy be even better, since it would mean that it's already on a digital format I can work with?

The AAC98 footage is on VHS and I have no capture capability yet. Waiting to get an MPEG-4 hardware encoder to do it. The DVD-R doesn't help with VHS.

I'll let you know when I can get it done. I'm trying to close on a mortgage on a family member's house and get three hundred other things done at the same time.

M0us3_Zero · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 209

Actually, if I'm not mistaken, Wil Wheaton was a guest speaker at a sci-fi convention down here in L.A. back in November. He HAD to have been exposed to furry there SOMEHOW! (I met a lot of furries there, see.)

Long story made short, (1) Wil does indeed know about furries, and (2) he's said that they've made his life a living Hell (his own words).

As far as Hairy Knowlitall goes, who cares what that mutant lawn gnome thinks? All that clown needs is a fursuit and he's ready to yiff.

He came to the Twin Cities for CONvergence '99 and '01, and all I have to say is, that the furniture still has dents.

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

The AAC98 footage is on VHS and I have no capture capability yet. Waiting to get an MPEG-4 hardware encoder to do it. The DVD-R doesn't help with VHS.

I'll let you know when I can get it done. I'm trying to close on a mortgage on a family member's house and get three hundred other things done at the same time.

Understandable.

If all push comes to shove, you can always mail the actual cassette to me (insure/register the shit out of it if you wanna be REALLY sure the Post Office does it's job), and then I can run it off onto DVD-R and return it the same way. I'm pretty quick with other people's property, just to get it out of my hands (and stop worrying) as soon as possible.

Up to you. Hope the house deal comes through OK.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

The AAC98 footage is on VHS and I have no capture capability yet. Waiting to get an MPEG-4 hardware encoder to do it. The DVD-R doesn't help with VHS.

I'll let you know when I can get it done. I'm trying to close on a mortgage on a family member's house and get three hundred other things done at the same time.

Understandable.

If all push comes to shove, you can always mail the actual cassette to me (insure/register the shit out of it if you wanna be REALLY sure the Post Office does it's job), and then I can run it off onto DVD-R and return it the same way. I'm pretty quick with other people's property, just to get it out of my hands (and stop worrying) as soon as possible.

Up to you. Hope the house deal comes through OK.

I hope the house deal works too. I've been in court and lawyers' offices more in the last month than most people not involved in the legal profession(Shakespeare keeps coming to mind).

For now the tape is sitting on my shelf waiting for the ConvertX from Plextor and I'm drinking some JD and iced tea while doing my tax calculations(I should have known I'd need to be a CPA to be self-employed).

I wonder how many furries who run their own little art businesses ever bother paying taxes. Be interesting to see tax agents hit a con for some enforcement.

Paul · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 138

Be interesting to see tax agents hit a con for some enforcement.

The sure-fire way to nail somebody who's non-legit: let the IRS at 'em. That's how they got Al Capone. An IRS crackdown on furrydom could be interesting: "Mr. Schwarz, it seems you have not reported income from the artwork you sign TDK..."