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Even furs have standards. Sort of.
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Johnny S.
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Posted: 4/28/2004 1:09:56 AM     Post subject: Even furs have standards. Sort of.  

(Actual snippet from a profile from a yiff #irc chatroom. Nothing has been edited in any way.)


PERSONALITY: I'm not too smart but very posotive. In fact i'm downright dumb i'll admit it. I will yiff with anything. Young, old, male female, any type of animal and any style, i'm very open. I can dominate or be dominated. I am very succeptable to pain, most people who know me would say i loved it. (i had to add this note in after an incodent that happened: I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH FISH!)
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Tailgunner
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Posted: 4/28/2004 3:37:44 AM     Post subject:  

Will not have sex with fish huh? Anything to get the bar off the ground I guess.

Although he will have sex with anything else, hopefully with a muffler right after the car shuts off. >:}
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Rankin
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Posted: 4/28/2004 2:03:08 PM     Post subject:  

The Aye-Aye agrees.

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eatenmyeyes
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Posted: 4/28/2004 3:05:29 PM     Post subject:  

The Aye-Aye agrees.

picture of rat thing


What the Christ shit fuck cunt is THAT?
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ZenZhu
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Posted: 4/28/2004 3:28:34 PM     Post subject:  

It wantsss the preciousssssssss.
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Charisma
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Posted: 4/28/2004 5:26:25 PM     Post subject:  

what the hell is that bat-thing? where'd you get the image?

At least this guy is making it very clear in case fish get the wrong idea XD oh dear god
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Rankin
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Posted: 4/28/2004 11:06:31 PM     Post subject:  

That's one of these creatures. I snagged it from The French museum of Natural History.
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thegunman
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Posted: 5/6/2004 10:02:32 AM     Post subject:  

whats up with the photoshop teeth, it looks like a beaver-fox-monkey hybrid.

but i guess thats what you should expect from a furry board :) .
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M0us3_Zero
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Posted: 5/7/2004 7:11:08 AM     Post subject:  

I feel like making that into a pwned or STFU image.

AyeAyes are f'n awesome. Almost as sweet as Ninjas.
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Shmeckopolis
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Posted: 5/7/2004 7:23:00 AM     Post subject:  

Y'know, when you need to add the "will not have sex with fish" disclaimer, it may be time to reconsider your direction in life...
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The_Censorship_Nazi
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Joined: 07 May 2004
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Posted: 5/7/2004 9:05:42 PM     Post subject:  

I can certainly agree with that.

*The Censorship Nazi then looks at the text and censors several key parts.*

THERE! Now NO ONE will know what this dumbkopf has to say! MWAHAHAHAHA! *snap* Ach, hurt mein self.
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Donotsue
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Posted: 5/8/2004 1:12:48 AM     Post subject:  

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The_Censorship_Nazi
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Posted: 5/8/2004 1:41:11 AM     Post subject:  

Bwahahahaha!

Ah yes, the ever-loveable Donotsue. And he sure means his name too!
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M0us3_Zero
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Posted: 5/8/2004 4:34:25 AM     Post subject:  

I achieve my dreams. DAMNIT!


Enjoy, and if you do feel like using it somewhere, host it yourself.

My bandwidth is my preciousssss.

I still can't stop cracking up at this pic.
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The_Censorship_Nazi
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Posted: 5/8/2004 4:37:26 AM     Post subject:  

Whenever I see that face, I can't help but think of Gollum.

Feel free to dickslap me for saying that.
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