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Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

http://news.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=489572004&20040430182254

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

For those of you who don't want to register to read this bit of 'meh':

Rapist carrying blow-up sheep attacks teenager
JANE HAMILTON
CRIME REPORTER

POLICE are hunting a rapist who they believe was on a stag night when he attacked his teenage victim outside a central Edinburgh shopping centre.

The 17-year-old was raped outside the St James Centre after being befriended by her attacker at a nearby bus stop.

The man was carrying an inflatable sheep when he met his victim.

Police today appealed to friends or relatives of the man who think they recognise the description of him to contact them.

The girl was approached by the man, who was in his 20s, had blond hair and possibly an English accent while she waited at a bus stop outside the St James Centre shortly after midnight on Saturday.

It is understood the two chatted for several minutes before the man led the girl up the steps leading to the entrance of the shopping centre.

When they reached the paved area outside the Boston Bean Company the man forced the girl to the ground and raped her. A few minutes later her attacker was disturbed by someone shouting and he fled down Leith Street.

He was carrying a large inflatable sheep, which he took with him after the assault.

The girl, who had been on a night out with a friend, managed to make her way home and alert police.

Detectives appealed for anyone who remembers seeing the man, possibly as part of a group, earlier in the evening to contact them.

The attack suspect is described as white, in his twenties, with short blond hair, thin build and possibly an English accent.

He was wearing a white T-shirt and light-coloured trousers.

A Lothian and Borders Police spokesman said: "We are appealing for the help of the public to trace anyone who may have been in the vicinity of Leith Street and the St James Centre and who remembers seeing this man, who may have been part of a stag night.

"He would have been quite noticeable as he carried the sheep down the street with him.

"Perhaps someone knows of someone who has a similar item in their possession or recognises the description of the culprit."

The spokesman added: "It is probable the man has taken the sheep home with him and perhaps a flatmate, girlfriend or partner knows they have that item in their house.

"We would urge anyone with information to contact the police."

The attack came after an 18-year-old girl was raped by a man she befriended in a pub on Friday night.

The teenager was in the Bridges Pub on Leith Walk and agreed to let him walk her to a bus stop.

However, when the pair reached an industrial estate in Jane Street, she was sexually assaulted.

Police have renewed their appeal for a middle-aged couple walking their dog who came to the girl’s aid after the attack to contact them.

Mitch · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 290

http://news.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=489572004&20040430182254

Do you think that post of yours might have incited Mr. Squeakypony to post this to a.f.f.:

The latest research has shown conclusively that no matter how pathetic some folks<1> think furries are, the disguntled anti-furry nutball sites like PoE/SA/CYD/EAF will ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS be a million times more so.

We keep hearing about how SA Goons think being cruel to furries is funny, because furries supposedly "don't know how to laugh at themselves."<2> Yet whenever we direct the same sort of humor back, giving them even a little taste of their own medicine, THE SA GOONS CRUMPLE LIKE A USED KLEENEX WITH TEARS AND BOOGERS AND VOMIT MASHED INTO IT.

That's REAL irony.

That's REAL comedy gold.

Oh damn, he called us pathetic, and someone else on a.f.f. called us insane. That's it, I can't go on, the fursecution is too much. Those fiends!

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

Oh damn, he called us pathetic, and someone else on a.f.f. called us insane. That's it, I can't go on, the fursecution is too much. Those fiends!

I'm here for ya man. Have a cry on my shoulder; write some angst into your livejournal, then we'll "MAEK YIFFS" until the sun comes up. Of course, I'm not gay, so I'll pretend you're a girl, and I expect the same! 8)

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Oh damn, he called us pathetic, and someone else on a.f.f. called us insane. That's it, I can't go on, the fursecution is too much. Those fiends!

Yep. Xydex figured us out and the jig is up. It's time to close down CYD and go grovel for forgiveness from our fat, smelly, fursuit-wearing Overlords.

Zeis Montero · Apocrisiary Joined: 16 Mar 2004 Posts: 49

At last, I have learned the error of my ways.

....no, wait, no I haven't.

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

I'm too mundane to understand my deeper connection to animals... both deeper in my spirit, and deeper in my pants... hence, I'm too mundane to realize the error of my ways.

I did recently open myself up to letting a cow get in touch with a deeper part of me, though.

It was called "eating a cheeseburger."

Get in mah belleh, you bovine totem!

viron · Apocrisiary Joined: 04 Mar 2004 Posts: 49

I recognize lots of names of furries you all don't like, but i've never heard of this xydexx fella. Why is he such a 'tard? Gimme the horrible details.

Genghis · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 186

I recognize lots of names of furries you all don't like, but i've never heard of this xydexx fella. Why is he such a 'tard? Gimme the horrible details.

I wasn't around for most of it, but what I do know is that his site got featured on PoE several years ago and he still occasionally feels the need to whine about them. You know, as if the PoE crowd haven't moved on to newer and more interesting things.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

Xydexx isn't strange in shagging inflatables, but most men stop at female constructs. Xydexx goes for inflatable non-humans. And has in the past had the problem of speaking about it openly as if it is normal.

Nice if a bit twisted.

Personally I'd prefer people in furry to go on about boinking real people even if they are the same sex, but that's something you generally get silence on, and if you do it, you get ranted at as if you're the pervert.

Yeah. I screw my wife silly for the first time in a month (all work and no play and all that) and mention it (JUST ONCE, in VAGUE terms) and I'm the pervert. The guy going on about his character licking the inside of some other characters rectum with his prehensile tongue and asking for a commission of it at a con is perfectly acceptable.

Welcome to the jungle.

M0us3_Zero · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 209

*quirks eyebrow*

It's really interesting how when someone makes a joke here, the phurrie dramaz begin in technocolor horror. >.<

Indeed, welcome to the jungle.

Although, the concept of blow-up furry sex dolls is a hidden, and lucrative, market.

Imagine all the bored, lonesome furverts. Needing some portable and hideable company.

You know, I'm getting too much lol-factor outta this...