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Anonymous
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Posted: 5/11/2004 5:04:54 AM     Post subject: Please Help Me............................................  

...........I am looking for some Inter-Species pics either lesbians and human males screwing female furries. If you have those pics can we schedule a time for us to file transfer them? My AOL IM is StarcraftCmnd069 and I would like to get them.

Are there any pictures like the ones here and do you know where I can get them? I appreciate anyt assistance you can give me and I thank you.
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Posted: 5/11/2004 5:50:32 AM     Post subject: Re: Please Help Me..........................................  

...........I am looking for some Inter-Species pics either lesbians and human males screwing female furries.


human?

What the ...what the fuck is a human?
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thegunman
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Posted: 5/11/2004 6:25:22 AM     Post subject:  

when did this forum become a furry art swap site!!

did i miss something or is this guy lost.

and to answer your question use your search engine and type in "retarded deviant art that sould be set on fire" and you sould find plenty.
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Rankin
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Posted: 5/11/2004 6:36:24 AM     Post subject:  

It's getting hot in here *uh-huh*, so put on all your clothes.
I'm gettin' so hot I wanna take the head off.
It's getting hot in here, so put on all your clothes
I am gettin' so hot I wanna take my the head off.
With a little bit of wuff-wuff
Mix a little bit of wuff-wuff with a little bit of purr-purr.
Mix a little bit of wuff-wuff with a little bit of purr-purr.
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The_Censorship_Nazi
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Posted: 5/11/2004 6:42:58 AM     Post subject:  

You sure like rewriting the lyrics to songs, doncha Rankin?

And as for you, Omega Wolfy...erm...I think you've got the wrong place. Might I recommend looking through VCL or Pureyiff instead? We're more on conversation and humor than art.
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Posted: 5/11/2004 6:49:38 AM     Post subject:  

Don't pay him any mind, fact is he's been spamming Yahell Groups with the same question too..

Later

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Posted: 5/11/2004 6:53:15 AM     Post subject:  

what?!

you guys dont think a post like that is serious, do you?



Im just trying to figure out if they are a regular troll or a rare furry troll that intentionally baits anti-furry or non-furry boards (in which case I would be ecstatic....if more furries were good at that sort of thing, they could actually create some TOP SHELF comedy)
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Posted: 5/11/2004 6:58:30 AM     Post subject:  

What's really sad is being a shitty troll at the age of 34.

On another note, I made this pile of dreck for the next 'new user' introduction, but it may work here.

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Posted: 5/11/2004 7:07:45 AM     Post subject:  

what?!

you guys dont think a post like that is serious, do you?



Im just trying to figure out if they are a regular troll or a rare furry troll that intentionally baits anti-furry or non-furry boards (in which case I would be ecstatic....if more furries were good at that sort of thing, they could actually create some TOP SHELF comedy)


yes furvert trolls would be wonderful.


hello this is a call to all fandom nerds out there to stop watching and come defend your furry self.

spell it out for them and they will come.
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Posted: 5/11/2004 7:48:44 AM     Post subject:  



yes furvert trolls would be wonderful.


hello this is a call to all fandom nerds out there to stop watching and come defend your furry self.

spell it out for them and they will come.



Well I didnt see Icecats post before I wrote that, I didnt know the guy was all over yahoo groups...troll, net kook

who cares
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Posted: 5/11/2004 2:22:47 PM     Post subject:  

Suit up boys...... time to go to work.

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Posted: 5/11/2004 4:40:08 PM     Post subject: Re: Please Help Me..........................................  

...........I am looking for some Inter-Species pics either lesbians and human males screwing female furries. If you have those pics can we schedule a time for us to file transfer them? My AOL IM is StarcraftCmnd069 and I would like to get them.

Are there any pictures like the ones here and do you know where I can get them? I appreciate anyt assistance you can give me and I thank you.


Serious question: do you do anal?
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Posted: 5/11/2004 5:49:41 PM     Post subject:  

Suit up boys...... time to go to work.

< image >


Ya know... I believe those are actually called "bunny-suits", in the industry (especially suits for clean rooms)
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Posted: 5/11/2004 7:26:07 PM     Post subject:  

Suit up boys...... time to go to work.



I'll see your haz-mat gear, and raise you an armour plated bear-proof deathsuit.
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Posted: 5/11/2004 7:28:36 PM     Post subject:  

I was looking for one of the fire suits like firemen and volcanologists use, but didn't want to take much work time searching for them, so this was the closest. I've heard the standard ones for sterile environments called bunny suits... like the guys from the Intel commercials (I have a beanie of one of those guys). The similar suits in HAZWOPR responses are referred to as clean suits or "Level A" as that's the highest level of protection for hazardous substance response.
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Posted: 5/11/2004 9:37:29 PM     Post subject:  

This board is titled:

Chit Chat
You can talk with other members of the board about various topics of interests here. Don't hesitate to post your thoughts!


Thats what I did and this is the appropriate area to post my question.


when did this forum become a furry art swap site!!

did i miss something or is this guy lost.

and to answer your question use your search engine and type in "retarded deviant art that sould be set on fire" and you sould find plenty.
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Posted: 5/11/2004 9:39:47 PM     Post subject: Re: Please Help Me..........................................  

Well I am a guy and no I don't do Anal.


...........I am looking for some Inter-Species pics either lesbians and human males screwing female furries. If you have those pics can we schedule a time for us to file transfer them? My AOL IM is StarcraftCmnd069 and I would like to get them.

Are there any pictures like the ones here and do you know where I can get them? I appreciate anyt assistance you can give me and I thank you.


Serious question: do you do anal?
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Posted: 5/11/2004 10:31:26 PM     Post subject:  

We shall not flag nor fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall yiff in France and on the seas
and oceans; we shall yiff with growing confidence and growing strength in the air.

We shall never surrender and even if, which I do not for the moment believe, this furdom or a
large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our fandom beyond the seas, armed
and guarded by the VCL Fleet, will carry on the struggle until in Dog's good time the
New Furry World with all its power and might, sets forth to the liberation
and rescue of the Old."

Winston Furrpile
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Wayd Wolf
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Posted: 5/11/2004 10:35:58 PM     Post subject:  

You know, what happened in Iraq was NOT torture. A night in an Amsterdam fuck club, a night at an S&M bar, or a Jagermeister weekend, but NOT torture. This request on the other hand IS torture and yet, at the same time, has Jagermeister written all over it.

Not me as Mitch can tell by IP. Also, I'm out of Jager and subsisting on JD and Chambord. Makes me sleepy, not, (laughs at using the word) , yiffy.

Will pics of lesbians screwing men work for you? I can get you a URL for that.
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Posted: 5/11/2004 10:55:11 PM     Post subject:  

Yeah.... I have told many, that some people would PAY to take part in
such yiffpiles as those poor, suspiciously clean, innocent Iraqi prisoners
were forced to...... =)
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Posted: 5/11/2004 11:01:00 PM     Post subject:  

Yeah.... I have told many, that some people would PAY to take part in
such yiffpiles as those poor, suspiciously clean, innocent Iraqi prisoners
were forced to...... =)


Ain't it true though?

And the biggest scapegoat is FEMALE.

It is the NATURAL BORN JOB of ALL females to torture and humiliate men, starting with that little gold ring that whispers about chocolate, lattes, and diamonds and makes you wish you could find a discredited Rosicrucian, four midget stoners, a gay tree hugger and some short bearded lady to take it off your hands to a volcano...

Which is why we know this ain't true folks. What happened was INSUFFICIENT to rank as torture by a female. I mean, she didn't even take them home to meet her parents for cryin out loud.

Yeah, my wife loved those jokes too.

To steal shamelessly from Eddie Izzard, can you see the military using a corp of dominatrixes? "Bloody Hell..."

"I will tell you nothing!"

WHACK!

"You will tell me nothing WHAT?!"

"I will tell you nothing MISTRESS!"

"Better."

She wrote that.
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Posted: 5/12/2004 1:36:00 AM     Post subject: Re: Please Help Me..........................................  

Well I am a guy and no I don't do Anal.


Well fucking fine already. Do you liek noodles?
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Posted: 5/12/2004 4:30:29 AM     Post subject: Being Harrassed here  

So am I going to be harrassed or is anyone going to help me? If your going to keep on harrassing me, do stop. I don't appreciate it.
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Posted: 5/12/2004 4:48:01 AM     Post subject: Re: Being Harrassed here  

22 messages in:

So am I going to be harrassed or is anyone going to help me?
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Posted: 5/12/2004 4:53:00 AM     Post subject: Re: Being Harrassed here  

Huh...

Hmmm...

So am I going to be harrassed or is anyone going to help me? If your going to keep on harrassing me, do stop. I don't appreciate it.


Fuck you nigger.
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Posted: 5/12/2004 10:31:46 AM     Post subject: Re: Being Harrassed here  

Huh...

Hmmm...

So am I going to be harrassed or is anyone going to help me? If your going to keep on harrassing me, do stop. I don't appreciate it.


Fuck you nigger.


god damn i thought i was harsh on this motherfucking board, and to answer your question FUCK NO. first off what would be the fun in that and second there is plenty of other places to find crap such as what you are seeking
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Posted: 5/12/2004 3:06:20 PM     Post subject: Re: Being Harrassed here  

Thats what I did and this is the appropriate area to post my question.

Yes, yes... your self-righteous indignance is justified. This is the appropriate place for your request, much like a gay pride parade is the appropriate place to suggest Matthew Shepard got what he deserved. (Not that I think that.. just illustrating a point here.)

So am I going to be harrassed or is anyone going to help me? If your going to keep on harrassing me, do stop. I don't appreciate it.

Son.. Ah say... son, you all do realize what you've done is the equivalent of walking into a PETA rally eating a baby seal-meat cheeseburger, right? Nice boy, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice. If you don't appreciate being harrased for coming onto a site designed to discuss how fucked-up furrydom is and asking for fucked-up furry art, then don't do it.

But, if the only way to quell a clueless git like yourself is to give you some hot girl on catgirl action, then I'll throw you a bone.

Get your Kleenex and hand lotion ready and click away. I should warn ya, though... this lusty furry action is NSFW.
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Posted: 5/12/2004 7:17:11 PM     Post subject: Re: Being Harrassed here  

So am I going to be harrassed or is anyone going to help me? If your going to keep on harrassing me, do stop. I don't appreciate it.


You are an idiot...do you actually read boards before you post to them? Appreciate this, try reading before posting asking for stuff to get your rocks off too...it might just might garner you less insults.

For those who don't know he's spammed the exact same message on the Yerf boards. :roll: It takes a special kind of moron to ask for porn on a family safe site and an even more special kind to ask for furry porn on a site that points and laughs at said furry porn. :twisted:
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Posted: 5/12/2004 11:26:11 PM     Post subject:  

I couldn't be that dense no matter how much I drank, and I've walked into a police station three sheets and a yardarm to the wind asking which way to Dunkin Donuts.

This sounds like Internet Performance Art, or a new level of mental degeneracy.
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Posted: 5/13/2004 2:37:49 AM     Post subject:  

Oh that's it, Comm-Wolf-Pilot-Whateverthehellyournameis...

YOU TEH WINNAR!



OF THIS WEEK'S GOLLUM AYE AYE STFU AWARD!

YASE!
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Posted: 5/13/2004 7:39:37 AM     Post subject:  

i guess i'm the asshole of the board. out of all the people who told him to fuck off and die he quotes from my post like i'm the only asshole.

now don't get me wrong i'm not pissed, i thought it was FUNNY AS HELL and it made my day. :D
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Posted: 5/13/2004 8:16:55 AM     Post subject:  

now don't get me wrong i'm not pissed, i thought it was FUNNY AS HELL and it made my day. :D


Oh, shut up you pompous ass. ;)
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Posted: 5/13/2004 9:15:07 AM     Post subject: Re: Please Help Me..........................................  

Well I am a guy and no I don't do Anal.


Well fucking fine already. Do you liek noodles?


I like pie!
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Posted: 5/13/2004 3:01:52 PM     Post subject:  

Greetings fellows. Pray, what is happening in this thread we are in? 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Posted: 5/13/2004 3:58:42 PM     Post subject:  

Some clueless furry was hoping we could give him links to interspecies lesbian furry porn. To which folks started toasting him appropriately and I directed him to a picture of aborted fetuses.
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Posted: 5/13/2004 8:11:01 PM     Post subject:  

Then I gave him the Weekly Gollum Aye Aye STFU award.

Then the phurraie ran away. Auh. -.-;
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Posted: 6/3/2004 7:14:33 AM     Post subject: Some help  

Well I guess that fellow Furry Fans don't like to help other fans with any help when they ask. Why is that?
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Posted: 6/3/2004 7:58:27 AM     Post subject: Re: Some help  

Well I guess that fellow Furry Fans don't like to help other fans with any help when they ask. Why is that?


He is either trolling or retarded. I'm gonna go for the retard train of thought. Something about this moron just strikes me as retard.
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Posted: 6/3/2004 2:38:54 PM     Post subject:  

I'd have to go with retarded as well... trolls don't get indignant when you don't help them out with their hunt for dumbass porn. Even trolls have enough sense to know that such a request on a board like CYD is going to garner some ribbing at most, but nothing outstanding. That kind of stunt is better performed some place a little more brain-dead, like EAF, where the order of the day isn't so much a focus on where furry went wrong as "FURR13Z ARE TEH SUXXORZ!" There's a guy that floats around other boards, by the name of Mew Guy - who I assume is furry, but I've seen mostly on non-furry boards - that has a similar level of clueless retardation to Alpha... so it's not uncommon.

Take a hint, Alpha, what you've basically done is wandered into a Black Panthers meeting carrying a white sheet and asking of you can get directions to the local KKK hoedown. If you can't see this is the wrong place to be asking for interspecies porn, then you really need to rent a clue. But don't give up hope. Remember......
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Posted: 6/4/2004 5:07:40 AM     Post subject:  

WE ARE NOT FELLOW FURRY FANS. WE ARE APPRECIATIVE OF ANTHROPOMORPHICS AND THAT IS IT. CUT AND DRIED. WE ARE NOT HERE TO HELP ANYONE WITH REQUESTS FOR FURRY PORN OF ANY KIND. WHAT PART OF THIS OBVIOUSNESS ARE YOU HAVING A PROBLEM UNDERSTANDING?

The above was entered in CAPS to SHOUT at the offending ding-a-ling and get its attention.
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Posted: 6/4/2004 7:52:56 AM     Post subject:  

Since no one else here is willing to help you out, then I'll do it.

I don't know of any direct links, I do know of a way to get them:

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Posted: 6/4/2004 10:13:33 AM     Post subject: Re: Some help  

Well I guess that fellow Furry Fans don't like to help other fans with any help when they ask. Why is that?


i am not nor ever been a retarded FURRY so do not look to me for help or call me one of your fellow furverts.

and since you singled me out i end this message by saying you are retarded and need to leave the forum.

that may have been to blunt and rude but needed to be said(damn near everone who has repleyed has already told you this in one way or the other) get it throught your tiny brain

yours truly the gunmen and (proudly) the asshole of the forum!
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