Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

I know, this crap just speaks for itself, don't it.

Well, more for Mike's Sick Sad World of Furry.

Kadius · Coadjutor Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 147

This prelude of exciting events to come whisks us through the registration desk and outer area used to filter the non-furries (normal people) from the furries (crazy fucks). I assume the federal government and various police organizations passed a law prohibiting furries from coming into contact with non-furries during these events, as the backlash resulting from innocent normal people being exposed to a furry convention would result in a series of Timothy McVeigh-style bombings targeting every conference center throughout America and possibly the universe.

Oh... oh boy. Thousands (well, maybe hundreds..?) of livejournals are having posts added about this as we speak.

On the other hand.. how fucking sad.

Zeis Montero · Apocrisiary Joined: 16 Mar 2004 Posts: 49

I wanted to punch that dumbass in the fox fursuit who just HAD to keep clanging those damned cymbals...

And I like how the camera followed that creepy-looking white-faced cat-thing for a few seconds...kinda a 'what the fuck is that' moment.

Mitch · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 290

I wanted to punch that dumbass in the fox fursuit who just HAD to keep clanging those damned cymbals...

And I like how the camera followed that creepy-looking white-faced cat-thing for a few seconds...kinda a 'what the fuck is that' moment.

Rumour has it that one of the fursuiters seen is actually Doodles, Something Awful's authority on all things furry. Perhaps too perfectly ironic to be true, though.

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

Rumour has it that one of the fursuiters seen is actually Doodles, Something Awful's authority on all things furry.

SCANDALOUS!

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

Rumour has it that one of the fursuiters seen is actually Doodles, Something Awful's authority on all things furry. Perhaps too perfectly ironic to be true, though.

It's not terribly farfetched. Doodles has been a friend of Manawolf's for some time, and photos of him in rabbit makeup have surfaced. I wouldn't be suprised in the slightest if that was him.

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

I saw that beastpaint site a few years back, and I'm not entirely certain one of those people in their pics isn't my brother. With the makeup and the fact that I didn't want to stare at the pics that intently, it's hard to really tell, though.

<shudder>

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

I wanted to punch that dumbass in the fox fursuit who just HAD to keep clanging those damned cymbals...

"Yiffy Krishna! Yiffy Krishna! Yiffy-Yiffyyyyyy!"

BangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBangBang.....

Donotsue · Coadjutor Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 106

Well.. Judge not.. lest ye be.. yiffed!

Haven't we established already ages ago that if you lead a normal life and you have social abilities and contacts,
you're allowed to relax once in a while and dress up as weirdly as you wish! =)

Or.. uh...is this about the hypocracy of him judging others...??

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

Or.. uh...is this about the hypocracy of him judging others...??

Thats a good question, I just think its funny the way Ilthuain wrote it...like its some expose` on TV

It kind of reminds of those "Frontline" sketches from Chappelle's show (although, Im guessing you wouldn't know what Im talking about there)

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

It's not terribly farfetched. Doodles has been a friend of Manawolf's for some time, and photos of him in rabbit makeup have surfaced. I wouldn't be suprised in the slightest if that was him.

He is saying its not him in that thread now...its not like it matters either way, I have no negative opinion of Doodles, fursuit or not

I don't know him at all, I know he likes rabbits and stuff, so it would seem weird that he would wear a dog costume ...although fursuiters tend to have multiple suits and will sort of lend them out to friends to wear for things like that..parades and whatnot

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

I don't know him at all, I know he likes rabbits and stuff, so it would seem weird that he would wear a dog costume ...although fursuiters tend to have multiple suits and will sort of lend them out to friends to wear for things like that..parades and whatnot

Doodles is a realist. I've spoken with him before, and he fully admits to enjoying the cartoon porn, and aside from that, he has a few friends he's made on the 'net. I don't recall him being a fursuiter, but we spoke of it briefly. He was actually shown for a .5 second bit of "Monster Machines" or something like that as a 'riled' spectator. He looked like every other aging ponce in a Hawaiian shirt. ;)

The New Meat · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 327

...he's friends with Manawolf?

Why hasn't he been banned from SA again?

Genghis · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 186

Why hasn't he been banned from SA again?

Simple - it's because he, unlike a lot of the furries who get banned there, doesn't go out of his way to talk about it, or fly into a screaming rage when someone makes fun of furries, or anything like that. Simply put, he's not a flaming psycho.

Dogthing · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 207

Why hasn't he been banned from SA again?

Simple - it's because he, unlike a lot of the furries who get banned there, doesn't go out of his way to talk about it, or fly into a screaming rage when someone makes fun of furries, or anything like that. Simply put, he's not a flaming psycho.

Bondage Dog lol lol

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

...unlike a lot of the furries who get banned there, doesn't go out of his way to talk about it...

Or to scream on the "FURRY, BURN IT" crew. Yes, I'm implicating you. P.S. You are a furry because you draw fuzzy animals. Hurrrr.

The_Censorship_Nazi · Rasophore Joined: 07 May 2004 Posts: 59

Hmmm, the sarcasm meter just took a big spike...

Either we need to whack it with a hammer again, or we're being a little TOO sarcastic.