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21st Century Digital Boy · Qualificator Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 34

i am a female Squirrel

i am transgendered, m~f, and have not had an opporation

i am gay. this meens i sleep with men. though i'm accualy pansexual. this means that i'll love anyone regardless of there gender, speices and other things that are basicly irelivent. i just happen to have this tendency to sleep with people of my own psysical gender.

someone tought me that word today. means i don't have to be both gay and bi anymore. Huh!

i also suffer from depresion pretty bad, and this reflects in my posts

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i am a zoo, and badly run this comunity pip_squeak

i am not a pervert nor a rapest, nor have i ever had sex with any animal nor do i ever intend to abuse an animal

zoophile meens animal lover and not zoosexual. please reserch

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i follow the shamanic rout and am a natureist, i am perticualy parcel to woodlands and small forrest critters, in perticuler Squirrels, Mice, Rats and Skunks. i am a freind of, and hopefully to the Fox

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i am a fur, i have carictors all over the place and i love them all. and have also written screen plays, story's, mello rock songs, and other creative things. i sometimes go to londonfur meets

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not least, i DO beleive in Fairies, as in real Fairies, and i take my little pony VERY serously. i am am my own aprentist ballerina and will be a King of Rats in 2005 before hopefully taking the part of a principle princess or sumething. i am into wikka, satanism, paganism and shamanism. i worship, and i am part of, the spirit of the forrest

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so, i'm furry, Yellow Rat 'foxysquirrel' Fairydiddle is my real name, Fox Squirrel is my spieces, female is my gender, none is my religion. i am gay. i am transgendered. i am a FemniCub. i am nice.

I was positive it was just a joke LJ untill I looked at his calander, I don't think anyone could be that committed to an internet prank.

Also, googling his pseudonym turns up some interesting results

Kadius · Coadjutor Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 147

OH MY GAWD

Completely true about his profile. It seems this is either extremely elaborate or, (shudder) it's real. And if that's the case, this guy needs some serious help.

I also loved his email: Ninja_Ballerina_Company@yahoo.co.uk

Zeis Montero · Apocrisiary Joined: 16 Mar 2004 Posts: 49

s/he forgot to add 'i suffur from seveer retardashon' to that list.

Genghis · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 186

Oh look, it's a crazy fucked up furry who happens to be from the UK. Which part? Oh look, it's the south east, what a shock...

Paul · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 138

Oh, the humanity...

The list of communities this Fox Squirrel is a member of is quite a collection: add_me, adulternatives, advice, alt_nation, animre, asperger, bears_and_cubs, bisexual, bunnygirls, dirtyhippie420, eurofurs, femboysfrmvenus, fufeminism, furrtive, genderoutlaws, glbt_pagan, ikissgirls, londonfurs, my_little_pony, nw_druids, nw_lesbians, otherkin, pip_squeak, satanists, seduce_me, totem_animals, transtexas, uk_goffs, ukfurs, unifursal, venusenvious, viralmemite.

It takes a demented furry to put my little pony and otherkin together. GAH.

Shmeckopolis · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 103

Did that seem nonsensical to anyone else? First it's a guy, then a girl. Oh well, it's still a sad individual. Let's point and laugh, children!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

M0us3_Zero · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 209

Hmmm, does this qualify for the Weekly Gollum Aye Aye STFU award? There are a lot of candidates this week, and Mr. Aye-Aye is getting ansy.

Oh, what the hey. Mr... Miss... WHAT-THE-HELL-EVER Fairy-FoxSquirrel.... BAH... Whatever you are, YUO TEH WINNAR!

Congratulations! FREAK!

Oh, did I see she/he was a member of Asperger?

As in, the form of Autism?

*coughshortbuscough*

thegunman · Qualificator Joined: 07 Oct 2003 Posts: 37

hey if you think that guy is bad check this fool out

http://www.geocities.com/Reptoid_27/ThePassage.html

found the link off of david icke's freaky paranormal investigation site awhile back and figure i'd share with you guys.

the guy who runs the site claims all kinds of freaky shit such as, having a sexual affair with a lizard type alien since he was a kid and even claiming he was one in a past life.

i don't understand some of the people in this world but at least it's good for a chuckle.

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

Ya see, gibbon-fucking furries hold their chains like THIS, whereas fucked-by-hyena furries hold their chains like THIS.

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

i am a female Squirrel

That squirrel's name wouldn't be Amy, would it?

i am gay. this meens i sleep with men. though i'm accualy pansexual. this means that i'll love anyone regardless of there gender, speices and other things that are basicly irelivent. i just happen to have this tendency to sleep with people of my own psysical gender.

Pansexual.... is that the new PC term for meaning you'll sleep with anything that moves and almost anything that doesn't? This is nothing new. Jimmy Buffet had a more accurate take on it, I think.

That yella whiskey runnin' down my throat
like honey dew vine water
And I took another slash,
Took another'n an another'n an another'n
For you knew I'd downed one whole jug of that shit
and commenced to gettin' hot flashes
Goose pimples was runnin' up and down my body
And a feelin' came over me
like somethin' I'd never experienced before
It was like, like I was in love
In love for the first time, with anything that moved
Animate, inanimate it didn't matter
It's like there's a great neon sign flashin' on an' off
in my brain sayin' "Jimmy Buffett there's a great day a comin'"
`Cause I was drunk
I wasn't knee crawlin', slip slidin', Reggie Youngin'
Commode huggin' drunk
I was God's own drunk and a fearless man

someone tought me that word today. means i don't have to be both gay and bi anymore. Huh!

There's a shorter term.. "easy."

i also suffer from depresion pretty bad, and this reflects in my posts

:shock: You don't say. A depresed mentally transgendered furry that will bang just about anything that isn't nailed down. Well I do declare.. now I have seen everything.

i follow the shamanic rout and am a natureist, i am perticualy parcel to woodlands and small forrest critters, in perticuler Squirrels, Mice, Rats and Skunks. i am a freind of, and hopefully to the Fox

How wonderfully Redwallian.

not least, i DO beleive in Fairies, as in real Fairies, and i take my little pony VERY serously. i am am my own aprentist ballerina and will be a King of Rats in 2005 before hopefully taking the part of a principle princess or sumething. i am into wikka, satanism, paganism and shamanism. i worship, and i am part of, the spirit of the forrest

TH3 C0M3DY G0LDM1N3!!!

so, i'm furry, Yellow Rat 'foxysquirrel' Fairydiddle is my real name, Fox Squirrel is my spieces, female is my gender, none is my religion. i am gay. i am transgendered. i am a FemniCub. i am nice.

Fairydiddle...... let's all take a moment to meditate on that, shall we? Perhaps Fairydiddler would be more apt.

m_estrugo · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 160

i am a female Squirrel. i am transgendered. i am gay. i don't have to be both gay and bi. i also suffer from depresion pretty bad. i am a zoo. i am not a pervert. i follow the shamanic rout and am a natureist
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i am a fur

Hence why being a "furry" doesn't mean being fond of funny animals anymore.

Khroan · Qualificator Joined: 29 Dec 2003 Posts: 37

This is just so obviously a troll that it's not even funny.

It seems like furries just love to reach into a bag, grab a handful of labels, then slap them on themselves and prance around while giggling, "look at me I am a transgendered pansexual female hermaphrodite bisexual raver goth otherkin gay wolfiefox murrrrrrmrururrrr!!!"

What they don't realize is that they're broadcasting 'i am a sad sad sack of organs and am so desperate that i will hump anything that moves/doesn't move lolslobberdrool crap my drool shorted out my computer no more jerking off *SOB*'

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

It is kind of a fine line being walked here between troll and just plain stupid... mostly evidenced by the claim to being "pansexual" in one breath and "gay" in another. Last I checked... gay didn't imply you slept with anything that had a pulse... it meant you slept with folks of the same gender.

So, which is it, kiddies? Someone that's gay... someone that's indiscriminate in who they screw.. or just an idiot?

DA · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 320

If that's real, I'm moving..it lives near me.. :shock: I wonder if the weathers nice on the moon cos thats the nearest I'd want to be to anything like that, and to think I actually considered going to a londonfur meet once.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

I have weirder customers at least once a month in broadband work, no shit.

Installed for two dozen people with furry artwork on their walls.

Makes me want to work from home.

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

I have weirder customers at least once a month in broadband work, no shit.

Installed for two dozen people with furry artwork on their walls.

At least now we know why you're so bitter and stubborn. Should have remembered to wear an EVERLAST(tm) anus guard.

M0us3_Zero · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 209

I have weirder customers at least once a month in broadband work, no shit.

Installed for two dozen people with furry artwork on their walls.

Makes me want to work from home.

I feel for ya. *cosses you a miller* you deserve it for wading through the muck and mire.

Just remember, it's only on occasion you run into the phurri3s. Otherwise you're installing broadband for us normal folks.

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

I have weirder customers at least once a month in broadband work, no shit.

Installed for two dozen people with furry artwork on their walls.

Makes me want to work from home.

Suddenly, I know empathy.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

I have weirder customers at least once a month in broadband work, no shit.

Installed for two dozen people with furry artwork on their walls.

Makes me want to work from home.

I feel for ya. *cosses you a miller* you deserve it for wading through the muck and mire.

Just remember, it's only on occasion you run into the phurri3s. Otherwise you're installing broadband for us normal folks.

Well let's see... normal... sometimes.... maybe...

Other than furries, I've also got Goths, Wiccans/Pagans, LARPers, frequently a combo of the first three, as well as nudists, and other assorted weirdos.

In a year, I get told I'm supposed to babysit their kids as they try to run out the door and leave me in charge of their house, on average at least five times. In that same year, I have at least twelve women who will wear varying degrees of clothing heading towards none and if I haven't pissed off G-d, they are actually almost bearable to look at, and if truly blessed they're under forty and will bend over in front of me and they frequently do. I have at least nine women offer sex to get me to give them free cable or satellite. Four people in that year will ask me to help change their baby's diaper. Around thirty households a year will have porn out in open view and half of those places will have kids present.

I've installed for a man whose live-in lover was actually his own mother, a woman who couldn't stop talking about the design and spirituality of dildos, a man who wanted to sell me some land in the fifty-seventh state, a gay Lawrence Fishburne lookalike(Morpheus by way of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, no shit), and a woman who wanted to show me a family photo album of her family... holding their yearly orgy.

I installed DSL once for a gay couple who'd been apart as one had been out of town on business and they couldn't hold back and when I came out of the den from putting in the line, they were going at it buck naked in front of the front door to the apartment. I had to climb out the bathroom window onto the fire escape.

Normal folks indeed.

So when these weirdos you all find are posted, I think, "I knew someone just like that in (town pre-redacted) and holy fucking..."

Quantum Coyote · Qualificator Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 40

You think I'm makin' this shit up?

No, but I think this socially deluded, partially english speaking fruit is way too easy a target IMO. It's like going bunny hunting with an RPG-7.
We all know shit like this, and much worse, exists. End of comment. <YAWNS>

QC

Sandstar1 · Recusant Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Posts: 4

I have weirder customers at least once a month in broadband work, no shit.

Installed for two dozen people with furry artwork on their walls.

Makes me want to work from home.

I feel for ya. *cosses you a miller* you deserve it for wading through the muck and mire.

Just remember, it's only on occasion you run into the phurri3s. Otherwise you're installing broadband for us normal folks.

Well let's see... normal... sometimes.... maybe...

Other than furries, I've also got Goths, Wiccans/Pagans, LARPers, frequently a combo of the first three, as well as nudists, and other assorted weirdos.

In a year, I get told I'm supposed to babysit their kids as they try to run out the door and leave me in charge of their house, on average at least five times. In that same year, I have at least twelve women who will wear varying degrees of clothing heading towards none and if I haven't pissed off G-d, they are actually almost bearable to look at, and if truly blessed they're under forty and will bend over in front of me and they frequently do. I have at least nine women offer sex to get me to give them free cable or satellite. Four people in that year will ask me to help change their baby's diaper. Around thirty households a year will have porn out in open view and half of those places will have kids present.

I've installed for a man whose live-in lover was actually his own mother, a woman who couldn't stop talking about the design and spirituality of dildos, a man who wanted to sell me some land in the fifty-seventh state, a gay Lawrence Fishburne lookalike(Morpheus by way of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, no shit), and a woman who wanted to show me a family photo album of her family... holding their yearly orgy.

I installed DSL once for a gay couple who'd been apart as one had been out of town on business and they couldn't hold back and when I came out of the den from putting in the line, they were going at it buck naked in front of the front door to the apartment. I had to climb out the bathroom window onto the fire escape.

Normal folks indeed.

So when these weirdos you all find are posted, I think, "I knew someone just like that in (town pre-redacted) and holy fucking..."

Wait, what? And furries are supposed to be bad?

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

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Wait, what? And furries are supposed to be bad?

Mainly because they don't keep their manias, psychoses, neuroses, and just plain perversions in their own homes. They wrap anthropomorphics around their every mental, emotional, moral, spiritual, sexual, etc. defect and say proudly, "this is what furry really means."

Only in furry is this gotten away with. In sci-fi, those sorts are actively shunned and disclaimers given readily regarding them. The vast majority, if weird, keep it to themselves mostly. They don't tend to wrap their every failing as a being in sci-fi and claim that their idiocy defines sci-fi.

Only in furry can you be a dog fucker with living on welfare with ten other similar imbeciles, never have any sort of social life recognizable as normal by 99.999% of the global human population, and spend your every waking thought on whacking your weiner, call it a lifestyle, and be fucking applauded for it.

My weird customers at least are being weird in their homes and not claiming that any of their shit defines their particular social/economic/ethnic group.

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

Mainly because they don't keep their manias, psychoses, neuroses, and just plain perversions in their own homes. They wrap anthropomorphics around their every mental, emotional, moral, spiritual, sexual, etc. defect and say proudly, "this is what furry really means."

Only in furry is this gotten away with. In sci-fi, those sorts are actively shunned and disclaimers given readily regarding them. The vast majority, if weird, keep it to themselves mostly. They don't tend to wrap their every failing as a being in sci-fi and claim that their idiocy defines sci-fi.

Only in furry can you be a dog fucker with living on welfare with ten other similar imbeciles, never have any sort of social life recognizable as normal by 99.999% of the global human population, and spend your every waking thought on whacking your weiner, call it a lifestyle, and be fucking applauded for it.

Truer words have never been spoken.

At the chance of throwing this thread even further of course; I was a party to furries, long before I ever knew what they were..

If I knew then, what I know now - that those 'cute heads' they spent so much time making was for the purpose of... I just don't want to think about it.

:cry:

Sandstar1 · Recusant Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Posts: 4

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Wait, what? And furries are supposed to be bad?

Mainly because they don't keep their manias, psychoses, neuroses, and just plain perversions in their own homes. They wrap anthropomorphics around their every mental, emotional, moral, spiritual, sexual, etc. defect and say proudly, "this is what furry really means."

Only in furry is this gotten away with. In sci-fi, those sorts are actively shunned and disclaimers given readily regarding them. The vast majority, if weird, keep it to themselves mostly. They don't tend to wrap their every failing as a being in sci-fi and claim that their idiocy defines sci-fi.

Only in furry can you be a dog fucker with living on welfare with ten other similar imbeciles, never have any sort of social life recognizable as normal by 99.999% of the global human population, and spend your every waking thought on whacking your weiner, call it a lifestyle, and be fucking applauded for it.

My weird customers at least are being weird in their homes and not claiming that any of their shit defines their particular social/economic/ethnic group.

Yeah, I know. It was mainly a comment on how fucked up the people you visited were, rather then an attempt to defend furries.

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

I have weirder customers at least once a month in broadband work, no shit.

Installed for two dozen people with furry artwork on their walls.

Makes me want to work from home.

Where these furries who asked you to install for them, or just got a surprise when you got there?

I've installed for a man whose live-in lover was actually his own mother,

Ok, stop. How could you ever know that? Did they both present ID and they were fucking when they got there? or did they just openly admit all this?

and a woman who wanted to show me a family photo album of her family... holding their yearly orgy.

Im sorry, this also sounds like a tall tale. Theres no way of you proving to me , but still ....

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

I have weirder customers at least once a month in broadband work, no shit.

Installed for two dozen people with furry artwork on their walls.

Makes me want to work from home.

Where these furries who asked you to install for them, or just got a surprise when you got there?

Don't know their "net names" or "furry handles", just noted the sheer amounts of furry art, some of it spooge, plastered across their bedrooms.

I've installed for a man whose live-in lover was actually his own mother,

Ok, stop. How could you ever know that? Did they both present ID and they were fucking when they got there? or did they just openly admit all this?

They openly admit all this. This is why they are nuts.

and a woman who wanted to show me a family photo album of her family... holding their yearly orgy.

Im sorry, this also sounds like a tall tale. Theres no way of you proving to me , but still ....

Think what you like. But it is completely true. Just the other day, I saw a cafeteria napkin doing 40+MPH at an altitude of 500+ft. and this in front of customers. Must have caught a thermal at a factory parking lot nearby and hit a good draft of wind. Came down three miles off if my spotting with the binoculars was correct. Reminded me of how we used to make paper butterflies out of pieces of notebook paper in school and fly them over the high school. Drove the math department nuts because the circulation pattern put them right through the windows.