Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

IceCat · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 81

Saw this banner ad on FurBid, so I took a look around...

http://www.furry-furry.com/

You'll find the usual assortment of furries with no sense, or any idea of why they get made fun of. The postings here are going to make you wonder, what the hell are these people thinking?

Later

IceCat

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

Peeked around briefly and sharing the wealth:

All I can tell you is that it?s the best thing ever. It?s the only time I can feel my true animal instincts come alive. Raw power from the stallion within; that?s what I feel.
So I say go for it, you won?t regret it.

has anyone ever shaved their puddy cat to use their fur? I just wonder if by doing this is it normal?

Hiya I'm a new Furry I'm a Female Snow leopard lookin for love and Friendship my YIM messenger is tiger_striped_wolf_Skunk come and talk tto me ^_^

Hi everyone. I just wanted to tell you all about the new vacuum I bought this weekend. I got the furriest vacuum I?ve ever seen. I needed a new vacuum cuz my old one crapped out on me and with two dogs I knew it wouldn?t take long for the piles of hair to build in the corners of the room.

Now I?m a simple bachelor yak that frankly could give two shits about the differences in vacuums?..I just want to turn it on and have it suck?..humm I wish everything was that easy. But as I was inspecting the plethora of models available to me, I saw it out of the corner of my eye. There it was in all of its purple glory spinning on a display like a sports car. As it drew me in; enticing me with its sexy curves the name hit me?.it?s actually called the Dyson Animal?..I have to say that I was impressed but not sold. Then I saw the box; there it stood laden with printed fur all over it like a crouching puma waiting to pounce. Well that was it?SOLD?.it is the single most expensive domestic appliance I own. Not only is it sexy but it really works like they say. It?s the best vacuum cleaner I have ever used.

If you want to be an artist, just a little bit of talent would come in handy

Furry community is not about setting new rules or laws. It's about removing existing ones. Usually from the "unwritten" kind. If you see someone in your common life, and you feel like greeting them by licking their nose, it's considered very inappropriate. If you both are furries, this kind of behaviour is acceptable though. If you want to have sex with a normal girl, you need strange methods of approach and if you offer her sex directly, expect her to slap your face and refuse really hard. If you are furries, just say "yiff?" and smile nicely to her, and at worst she will just shake her head "no", usually apologising Ask a strangefur to scritch you behind your ear, or to scritch your back... refusing to that would be rather rude
But if you don't feel like doing any of these things, nobody forces you - it's not something you -are supposed to- do. It's just something you -can- do
What you really are supposed to do is to show really deep tollerance and accept anything that is harmless in its nature as perfectly fine thing. So, if somebody asks you to scritch their back, is there any real reason (other than "but people don't do this"), why you can't, shouldn't, don't want to? If no, be friendly to the stranger and do it.

CIRCLE OF LIFE? Who made you the forest king/queen ? Do you allow me to live because your circle of life has yet to trap me inside of your hardened soul?

Where does it stop? DEATH to HUMANS TOO? Perhaps you could let the poor humans finish tanning before you wear them ?

If you are true to what you speak why wouldn't you take it to the next level ?

Some people do their own dirty work and others pay to have it done but either way its still dirty work. You are as much of a killer as the hunters of the furs.

Why don't you kill your own fur to get the hide?
Why don't you tan it yourself? Why dont you drink the blood of your fresh kill so you can take it to the next level and be one with your kill?

When is enuff enuff ?

Please tell me what drives your Fur Murdering mind?

Post:

I've done a couple zoophile, or quad yiff pictures in the past and had fun doing 'em. I'm curious however, to see if anyone else has any interest in said art.
Anyone...?

Response:

Now that's one stupid question.
(a hint: if someone says "no" they don't belong here.)

Anyone know of good source for STRAIGHT Furry Sex pics / videos?
Or Hell anyone making their own videos or pics they want to share with us?

As a curious femme fur, I'm wondering if there's such a thing as a plushie penis? I've seen LOTS with furry pink holes... but obviously that just isn't going to scratch this hyena's itch if you get my drift.

I?m actually pretty new to the furry-fandom. I was hooked the moment I first discovered the furry lifestyle. I would like to get to know more furs; in fact that?s why I run this BBS. You see, I?m a fur that craves knowledge; and I want to learn about all aspects of the furry lifestyle. I know there are still things out there that I may like and just don?t know about. I?m very into fursuit construction; I love the technical challenge of it. As a matter of fact I?m probably a little geeky when it comes to it.

I like to travel and I?m into photography and videography. Let?s see, you probably would like to know about my human stats; I?m 31 yrs, I have blond hair, blue eyes, I?m 5?9? about 160lbs, average build. My furry side is a minotaur; a yak to be specific. I dig all species but I have to admit that I have a fetish for minotaur. I?m into yiffing and would like to meet some new furs with the same interests. I live in Peoria, IL (about 2.5 hrs from Chicago. If you want to talk drop me a line or post to this forum.

Zeis Montero · Apocrisiary Joined: 16 Mar 2004 Posts: 49

CIRCLE OF LIFE? Who made you the forest king/queen ? Do you allow me to live because your circle of life has yet to trap me inside of your hardened soul?

Where does it stop? DEATH to HUMANS TOO? Perhaps you could let the poor humans finish tanning before you wear them ?

If you are true to what you speak why wouldn't you take it to the next level ?

Some people do their own dirty work and others pay to have it done but either way its still dirty work. You are as much of a killer as the hunters of the furs.

Why don't you kill your own fur to get the hide?
Why don't you tan it yourself? Why dont you drink the blood of your fresh kill so you can take it to the next level and be one with your kill?

When is enuff enuff ?

Please tell me what drives your Fur Murdering mind?

....what?

GoManVanGogh · Coadjutor Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 140

....what?

I find it's better not to ask.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

:shock:

:roll:

Only furries could host a personals section that fairly guarantees it will almost never result in a hook-up as normal people would define it.

Paul · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 138

CIRCLE OF LIFE? Who made you the forest king/queen ? Do you allow me to live because your circle of life has yet to trap me inside of your hardened soul?

Where does it stop? DEATH to HUMANS TOO? Perhaps you could let the poor humans finish tanning before you wear them ?

If you are true to what you speak why wouldn't you take it to the next level ?

Some people do their own dirty work and others pay to have it done but either way its still dirty work. You are as much of a killer as the hunters of the furs.

Why don't you kill your own fur to get the hide?
Why don't you tan it yourself? Why dont you drink the blood of your fresh kill so you can take it to the next level and be one with your kill?

When is enuff enuff ?

Please tell me what drives your Fur Murdering mind?

....what?

I presume the author of that rant found out that some people actually... *shudder*... wear furs.

Yo furries, I've got a furry hat that's made from a real killed animal and in winter I wear it to keep warm when I go outside! That hat's one "furry" I really like.

Shmeckopolis · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 103

has anyone ever shaved their puddy cat to use their fur? I just wonder if by doing this is it normal?

Nah, s'perfectly normal. In fact, be proud! Wear your kitty fur right out in public, specifically around the Los Angeles area. Oh, and be sure to tell 'em where you got the fur from.

Hiya I'm a new Furry I'm a Female Snow leopard lookin for love and Friendship my YIM messenger is tiger_striped_wolf_Skunk come and talk tto me ^_^

My god, they've taught leopards to type! Ha! Suck on that, monkey! You had to get some stupid hy00m@n to interprit your lame sign language. And may I add how hilariously desperate that message is? "I NEED FRIENDS! TALK TO ME!"

Hi everyone. I just wanted to tell you all about the new vacuum I bought this weekend. I got the furriest vacuum I?ve ever seen. I needed a new vacuum cuz my old one crapped out on me and with two dogs I knew it wouldn?t take long for the piles of hair to build in the corners of the room.

Now I?m a simple bachelor yak that frankly could give two shits about the differences in vacuums?..I just want to turn it on and have it suck?..humm I wish everything was that easy. But as I was inspecting the plethora of models available to me, I saw it out of the corner of my eye. There it was in all of its purple glory spinning on a display like a sports car. As it drew me in; enticing me with its sexy curves the name hit me?.it?s actually called the Dyson Animal?..I have to say that I was impressed but not sold. Then I saw the box; there it stood laden with printed fur all over it like a crouching puma waiting to pounce. Well that was it?SOLD?.it is the single most expensive domestic appliance I own. Not only is it sexy but it really works like they say. It?s the best vacuum cleaner I have ever used.

...And then he proceeded to fuck the bejeezes outta that vaccuum cleaner. His cries of "oh, Hoover! HOOVER!" could be heard echoing throughout the night....

If you want to be an artist, just a little bit of talent would come in handy

Anyone else see the irony here? What am I saying, of course you do.

but perhaps the end of that quote was omitted.....

...and if that doesn't work, then I have 3 words for you; herms, shit, blood. They're the keys to popularity, my furiend!

CIRCLE OF LIFE? Who made you the forest king/queen ? Do you allow me to live because your circle of life has yet to trap me inside of your hardened soul?

Where does it stop? DEATH to HUMANS TOO? Perhaps you could let the poor humans finish tanning before you wear them ?

If you are true to what you speak why wouldn't you take it to the next level ?

Some people do their own dirty work and others pay to have it done but either way its still dirty work. You are as much of a killer as the hunters of the furs.

Why don't you kill your own fur to get the hide?
Why don't you tan it yourself? Why dont you drink the blood of your fresh kill so you can take it to the next level and be one with your kill?

When is enuff enuff ?

Please tell me what drives your Fur Murdering mind?

This message brought to you by weed and Linkin Park, and lots of 'em.

Furry community is not about setting new rules or laws. It's about removing existing ones. Usually from the "unwritten" kind. If you see someone in your common life, and you feel like greeting them by licking their nose, it's considered very inappropriate. If you both are furries, this kind of behaviour is acceptable though. If you want to have sex with a normal girl, you need strange methods of approach and if you offer her sex directly, expect her to slap your face and refuse really hard. If you are furries, just say "yiff?" and smile nicely to her, and at worst she will just shake her head "no", usually apologising Ask a strangefur to scritch you behind your ear, or to scritch your back... refusing to that would be rather rude
But if you don't feel like doing any of these things, nobody forces you - it's not something you -are supposed to- do. It's just something you -can- do
What you really are supposed to do is to show really deep tollerance and accept anything that is harmless in its nature as perfectly fine thing. So, if somebody asks you to scritch their back, is there any real reason (other than "but people don't do this"), why you can't, shouldn't, don't want to? If no, be friendly to the stranger and do it.

Apparently, someone thinks the Outback Steakhouse announcer is an oracle of some kind. But hey, if they say to tolerate everything, why argue it? Sorry I cracked your skull with that Louisville Slugger, Mr. Fur, but it's just the way I am. I'm violent-minded! You wouldn't be so intolerant as to shun me for it, would you? No? Great!....

....Oops! Hey, get up! Quit bleeding, ya wuss!

Ah, loopholes....

But thanks for sharing the wealth of funny, ZenZhu. Funny shit.

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

Credit really goes to IceCat for providing the link. I just give you some of the highlights.

That last one is the one I really find fucked up, but also very much the embodiment of where furry has gone. I've put the stuff that really says it all in bold. Of course, this is only one person.. but.. still.....

Furry community is not about setting new rules or laws. It's about removing existing ones. Usually from the "unwritten" kind. If you see someone in your common life, and you feel like greeting them by licking their nose, it's considered very inappropriate.

R00L3Z AR3 B@D! R00l3z g3t 1n t3h w@y 0f my d1cK! This is one thing common among a lot of furries and probably one reason it holds an increasing allure for teens. Sure, not all rules are fun.. and sometimes some rules don't make sense. But some exist/evolved for a reason... like the social rule of not licking a total stranger because who know where that tongue has been. Furry utopia is pretty much utter hedonism.

If you both are furries, this kind of behaviour is acceptable though. If you want to have sex with a normal girl, you need strange methods of approach and if you offer her sex directly, expect her to slap your face and refuse really hard. If you are furries, just say "yiff?" and smile nicely to her, and at worst she will just shake her head "no", usually apologising

What the hell planet does this guy live on? Even most of your easy furs... especially the rare females... are not likely to FREAKING APOLOGIZE for not having sex with you. I assume he means "No, sorry." That hardly constitues an apology for not doing the mattress mambo. It's almost more "No... sorry to be you and denied AGAIN." I really hope this guy dosn't claim furry isn't about sex... because he's basically saying "Come on in... it's a comic-book whorehouse!"

Ask a strangefur to scritch you behind your ear, or to scritch your back... refusing to that would be rather rude But if you don't feel like doing any of these things, nobody forces you - it's not something you -are supposed to- do. It's just something you -can- do

Nobody forces you to rake your nails down their greasy, hairy back.... no.... but IT WOULD BE RUDE OF YOU NOT TO! I wonder what Miss Manners would have to say about this.

"Dear Plushie Humper in Oregon:
When at a furry con, it's considered poor form to decline when someone asks you to skritch them. If you are new to the scene, it is especially important that you ingratiate yourselves to the more popular furs. No matter how large, hairy, or sweaty the fur, refusing to give them a skritch will likely get you labeled as an intolerant nazi, and will make a poor first impression. In time, you will find there are certain furs whom will expect you to either bend over for them, or suck their cock. Again, denying to do so would most likely offend their sense of status among the furry community and will make you appear unfriendly in the eyes of their groupies. Do you really want that kind of social stigma following you and your characters? So be open and friendly and skritch away. Remember, it's the enlightened thing to do."

What you really are supposed to do is to show really deep tollerance and accept anything that is harmless in its nature as perfectly fine thing. So, if somebody asks you to scritch their back, is there any real reason (other than "but people don't do this"), why you can't, shouldn't, don't want to? If no, be friendly to the stranger and do it.

Oh yes, we all simply have an aversion to running our hands over some 400 lb. greaseball because it's what society told us not to do.

Wayd Wolf · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 456

For people who talk so much of sex, they certainly do very little and what they do is certainly not worth doing. Only furries could be so screwed.

To steal from Dennis Leary, whatever happened to just fucking, smoking a joint, rolling over and going to sleep? Is that too much to ask?

Well, furries do way too many drugs. Over the counter and weed usually.

They can't bring themselves to fuck usually.

Rolling over and going to sleep is the one thing they do passably on a regular basis.

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

Rolling over and going to sleep is the one thing they do passably on a regular basis.

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