Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

IceCat · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 81

The local Fur-B-Q, came and went I missed it as is usual, but these two posts came up, so I just had to share them.
My Comments are in ((Thease))

Message: 2
Date: Sun, 27 Jun 2004 07:18:42 -0000
From: "Kurt Miller" godhi@hotmail.com
((yes that's right "godhi", as if anything he has to say is from on high like a god.))

Subject: Thanks to Everyone at the Fur-B-Que

Just wanted to say thank you to the organizers of the Fur-B-Que and
to everyone who brought food, drinks, and other essentials.
I had a great time!

((More then likely becuase he did'nt bring anything, and just sponged the food and drink off of everyone else who did, I can't get within 10 feet of the man, withou wanting him to go away.))

Your obedient servant,
Kurt Miller

"Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog,
it's too dark to read!"
--Groucho Marx

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Message: 3
Date: Sun, 27 Jun 2004 07:23:45 -0000
From: "Teddy" <teddyz>
Subject: Fur-B-Que

Get ready for my little review of today's.. er.. yesterdays
Fur-B-Que.
I know I don't post much, except to say how much I liked an
event that I attended, but this one will have a little twist.

And now my short and sweet review.
Well another Fur-B-Que has come and gone and for the most
part it was great. If you had to miss it I feel sorry for you. It
seemed everyone there had a good time, for the most part. Except a
large green ball that ended up in a tree, which Stalking Cat
convinced to come back down.

Now for the little twist. An actual downside to the Que.
Normally I enjoy the fact that a large group of diverse people can
show up to have a good time. But there were a couple of people there
who, in a lot of furs opinion should have just sat down and ate
their food, but they didn't, they just had to express their options
or belief. Which I am not opposed to, unless you mindlessly wind up
insulting a large group of people with lame bigoted comments. One of
these people was most noticeable, do to the fact when he spoke he
made sure anyone within Thirty feet around him heard him.
((don't have a clue as to who that was, any guesses?))

I've heard of people in-love with their own voice but this guy could
give a politician a run for their money. Plus he sounded like
one, mostly because you could tell he had no clue about most
of the things he was talking about, which made hear him even
more irritating.
((sounds like Kurt Miller, Talks Like Kurt Miller, Must be Kurt Miller))

Too bad he was so oblivious to the looks that were given him,
and the fact that after he started talking to different people
they always walked away within a minute or two. The best
line I heard from a fur there was. "**** **** has had only
one conversation, but its lasted over Twenty years."

((I've heard that before, it was aBout Kurt Miller, and is a line often used by Ken Pick to describe Kurt))

Well that is the end of my review and little rant.

Zeis Montero · Apocrisiary Joined: 16 Mar 2004 Posts: 49

who's Kurt Miller?

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

who's Kurt Miller?

Who cares?

Voted cheesegod.

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

robot717 · Recusant Joined: 28 Jun 2004 Posts: 16

Does a Fur-B-Que involve roasting actual furries?

Tailgunner · Coadjutor Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 161

No. It involves dousing furries in lighter fluid, tie them to a pole in the middle of a charcoal pile, and set them ablaze. Just remember to bring steaks and marshmellows.

Shmeckopolis · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 103

Sounds like a party.

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

Sounds like a party.

Who'd want to eat the food? BYOB (Bring your own 'Boinkables'? God, shoot me for even recalling that term.)

The_Censorship_Nazi · Rasophore Joined: 07 May 2004 Posts: 59

I went to the thing myself. Personally, the high points for me were getting some paid commissions from a couple of them, playing a rather entertaining card game called "Apples to Apples," and going for a walk across the park to the lake, where I rented a water tricycle for a half-hour of moderate exercise.

Other than that, it was just eating and rambling. Oh, and meeting some of the strange and disturbing people I've seen online.

What may have been most mortifying to some would be that my own mother was providing me transportation to and from it. What's even stranger is that she doesn't mind furries...in general. She does, however, feel that "Tiger Guy" is off his block for all of the tattoos and plastic surgery.

Makes you glad to know there are some tolerant sane people left in the world, huh?

Scraccoon · Recusant Joined: 12 Jan 2004 Posts: 4

I have yet to comprehend exactly why *furries* who in all forms of the word are here due to their like of animals, commonly merging their own form with an animal to develop a 'fursona', always have *barbeques* or *hog runs* (to 'hog's breath', a restaurant with a scarily happy pig as a mascot)

Barbeques involve the cooking of animal flesh caught and/or slaughtered by a third party. Of all people to sit around chewing on meat when they get together, why furries? now I'm not suggesting that we gather around to eat grass, or talk, or something, but these 'OMGWTFBBQs' are a little too common.

I have heard of, but have yet to meet, a bovine furry. But when I do, I'm sending them to one of these barbeques just to see what happens.

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

Barbeques involve the cooking of animal flesh caught and/or slaughtered by a third party. All all people to sit around chewing on meat when they get together, why furries? now I'm not suggesting that we gather around to eat grass, or talk, or something, but these 'OMGWTFBBQs' are a little too common.

Never been to a Fur-B-que or whatever its called...but some of the more out-there furries are all into hunting and eating raw meat because ...well who the fuck knows...maybe because thats what animals do I guess? This mostly comes from the sector of furry fandom that thinks they have totems, or they have the 'spirit' of whatever animal..

Logically, you would think there would be more vegan or at least vegetarian furries but there SERIOUSLY isn't..no lie..

I personally tend to avoid meat whenever possible (for all kinds of reasons), but liking cartoon animals really has absolutely nothing to do with it.

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

I personally tend to avoid meat whenever possible (for all kinds of reasons), but liking cartoon animals really has absolutely nothing to do with it.

*Cough* Mad cow Disease *cough*