Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

GoManVanGogh · Coadjutor Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 140

It seems we don't have to concern ourselves with this "fandom" stuff anymore, because apparently...

It doesn't exist!

According to a letter from Paul Kidd, which was quoted in turn to a mass-mail I received from a good friend of mine;

"Today I got to sternly defend Erma Felna in court. Seems were deciding SHE was underage, too. I have also had a prosecutor inform me that the existence of fandom is a lie, and that there is no such thing."

Well, I dunno about you, but the word of a national court of law is good enough for me!

So, what should we talk about from now on?

How 'bout them Cubs?

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

I bet it thrilled him no end to be able to claim he defended one of his masturbatory idols in court... much like the fellows I encountered once in one of my first forays into a comic shop that sent me screaming in the opposite direction as they discussed events in The West Coast Avengers as if they were actual events recently relayed on CNN.

Dogthing · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 207

I'd rather the law confirm its existence.

And then subsequentally outlaw it.

Violations punishable by death.

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

"Today I got to sternly defend Erma Felna in court. Seems were deciding SHE was underage, too. I have also had a prosecutor inform me that the existence of fandom is a lie, and that there is no such thing."

Well, I dunno about you, but the word of a national court of law is good enough for me!

Why is this reminding me of the courtroom scenes from "Miracle on 34th St."?

"If it would please M'lud, we intend to prove that Erma Felna does exist!"

Now, WTF does any of this have to do with Erma Felna, one of the most boring characters ever to be drawn in any fandom?

God, I'd just LOVE to find out what Paul's prison nickname is gonna be? Anyone wanna make any suggestions?

Kadius · Coadjutor Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 147

I don't believe in furries, they're not real! You're not real!

And Mike, I'm going for Paulena, guys named Bubba don't usually have that much creativity. :wink:

Mitch · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 290

It seems we don't have to concern ourselves with this "fandom" stuff anymore, because apparently...

It doesn't exist!

According to a letter from Paul Kidd, which was quoted in turn to a mass-mail I received from a good friend of mine;

"Today I got to sternly defend Erma Felna in court. Seems were deciding SHE was underage, too. I have also had a prosecutor inform me that the existence of fandom is a lie, and that there is no such thing."

So! The case DOES have something to do with furry art after all! Damn, I would pay good money to read a transcript of whatever the hell is going on in that courtroom. And hey - nobody mention crowbars!

Well, I dunno about you, but the word of a national court of law is good enough for me!

So, what should we talk about from now on?

How 'bout them Cubs?

How about THESE cubs?

Shmeckopolis · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 103

God, I'd just LOVE to find out what Paul's prison nickname is gonna be? Anyone wanna make any suggestions?

Little Kidd

Cub Scout

Animal Boy

Kindergarten Cock

Paula

Bitch

The Outsider · Rasophore Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 69

Little Kidd

Cub Scout

Animal Boy

Kindergarten Cock

Paula

Bitch

There's also "Beast Boy," "Chutney Ferret," "Little Puppy" and quite possibly "Squeekums."

The Outsider

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

There's also "Beast Boy," "Chutney Ferret," "Little Puppy" and quite possibly "Squeekums."

LOL @ "Squeekums". It sounds like a Paul Kidd sort of word when in the midst of some cellblock "not-quite-so-happy-wriggles".

"MMMMMMboy. You look mighty cute in them jeans."

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

DUDE,

YOU DO NOT DO THAT TO MR. T.

Dogthing · Coadjutor Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 207

DUDE,

YOU DO NOT DO THAT TO MR. T.

I agree. :x

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

DUDE,

YOU DO NOT DO THAT TO MR. T.

I agree. :x

Hell, I even came up with something funnier: "You coulda been somebody, but now you're somebody's FOOL."

The Outsider · Rasophore Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 69

LOL @ "Squeekums". It sounds like a Paul Kidd sort of word when in the midst of some cellblock "not-quite-so-happy-wriggles".

"MMMMMMboy. You look mighty cute in them jeans."

I still have the cassette of "Eddie Murphy: Comedian" when he did that impersonation of Mr. T. Back when we could laugh at such humor.

The Outsider

Quantum Coyote · Qualificator Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 40

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

Hey guys... you remember the 80s? They're back... in POG form!

Michael Hirtes · Coadjutor Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 519

Hey guys... you remember the 80s? They're back... in POG form!

I wish they were! That way it may be possible this time to stop Mark Merlino and get rid of him (like what anime fandom had done) before he can get his fingers into furry fandom and he perverts it into some nerdy geek dork spazzo gay pride parade.

Rankin · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 488

Hey guys... you remember the 80s? They're back... in POG form!

I wish they were! That way it may be possible this time to stop Mark Merlino and get rid of him (like what anime fandom had done) before he can get his fingers into furry fandom and he perverts it into some nerdy geek dork spazzo gay pride parade.

... so you'd wish to be the unsung saviour of the less flouncy POG people? :?:

ZenZhu · Coadjutor Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 475

So far, it looks like furries are going to get their feelings hurt either way.

If the court decides furrydom isn't real, you bascially have Australian legal entities denying furries of what they seek most - validation. If they figure furrydom doesn't exist, then they will effectively be making a ruling based on the idea that furry lifestyleism, furry "religion," furry "sexuality," and other such furry-is-a-part-of-every-moment-of-my-life things are completely bogus. Of course, if my memory serves me correctly, this is the country that refused to recognize Wicca/witchcraft as a formal religion eligible for tax exemptions and such.

If the court is convinced that furrydom exists, it doesn't sound like it's going to make their outlook any more favorable. In fact, it might result in them taking a harder and possibly sterner look at furrydom in their country.

Overall, either will still be hardly a blip on the radar. But with the furry talent for making a mountain out of a mole (LAME MACROFURRY JOKE ALERT), it'll probably be big enough to them.

Once gets around on his block, I'm guessing his nickname will be "Happywriggles." Or maybe "Spot" or "Fido." Or, perhaps, Squeee.

Of course, we could become pen-pals with his jailmates and suggest "Skunkfucker."

In searching his name to see if anything came up from LiveJournals or such, I came across this. Not the Paul Kidd we know and love, but, well....... it's just too perfect. That pic in the upper right should be stuffed into a fortune cookie and delivered to him with the check on his next outing to the Chinese buffet. "You will make many good friends at your next residence. Your lucky numbers - 69, 69, 69, 69, 69."