Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Michael Hirtes · Posted: 8/19/2003 1:12:34 AM Post subject: The furries. They never learn

Or bathe

Or have any common sense

Or ethics

http://www.tvguide.com/listings/search/searchresults.asp?FormText=animal%20imitators

You'd think after the whole Mtv fiasco, they would actually stfu, but NOOOOOOOOO!

Sure, they TALK about shutting up, but they just can't seem to zip it every time a camera gets switched on.

Maybe we don't need CYD. The furries are obviously their own worst enemies.

Anonymous · Posted: 8/19/2003 1:15:37 AM Post subject:

We love you too, Michael. -:D

BTW, you wanna buy back any of the furry art of yours I have in my sketchbook? $100/page, cheap. :roll:

Michael Hirtes · Posted: 8/19/2003 1:53:51 AM Post subject:

We love you too, Michael. -:D

BTW, you wanna buy back any of the furry art of yours I have in my sketchbook? $100/page, cheap. :roll:

What furry art?

Anonymous · Posted: 8/19/2003 2:09:04 AM Post subject:

What furry art?

Mm-hm.

Michael Hirtes · Posted: 8/19/2003 2:21:46 AM Post subject:

What furry art?

Mm-hm.

Okay. Uh, whatever. :?

mouse · Posted: 8/19/2003 4:51:39 AM Post subject: Re: The furries. They never learn

hahaha

anyhoo

http://www.tvguide.com/listings/search/searchresults.asp?FormText=animal%20imitators

You'd think after the whole Mtv fiasco, they would actually stfu, but NOOOOOOOOO!

Sure, they TALK about shutting up, but they just can't seem to zip it every time a camera gets switched on.

Maybe we don't need CYD. The furries are obviously their own worst enemies.

i heard on the thread on A.F.F. about this and that furry really doesnt get brought up, its mainly that tiger guy that heavily modified his body
and people similar to that

even though that tiger guy apperently hangs around furries..ah nevermind

i think 1 of the people on the show IS a "furry" and he posted some shit about that he has 60 emails back and forth with the producers for public view and that he felt is was going to be balanced or something....
maybe nobody gives a fuck what you think ? huh?

granted i think this is the discovery channel its going to be on, so it it might be a little more balance....lots of psychologists commenting probably

i mentioned it somewhere else before also, i seen that tiger guy on larry king one time and larry at first was like why would you want to do this etc etc, and later as the show went on seemed he thought it was pretty cool.

thats the thing about larry king, i cant say i really like his show, its pretty boring. but he comes across as a cool guy for the most part. mainly i think because he has almost no strong opinions on anything

Michael Hirtes · Posted: 8/19/2003 11:15:59 PM Post subject: Re: The furries. They never learn

i mentioned it somewhere else before also, i seen that tiger guy on larry king one time and larry at first was like why would you want to do this etc etc, and later as the show went on seemed he thought it was pretty cool.

thats the thing about larry king, i cant say i really like his show, its pretty boring. but he comes across as a cool guy for the most part. mainly i think because he has almost no strong opinions on anything

Yeah, "Stalking Cat" was on Larry King. But then again, so was Mr. Blobby (I kid you not, Mitch. I saw the entire horrific scene with my very own eyes one night.). That should tell you something.

BTW, ever notice that the freakier the guest is on Larry King, the more likely Larry keeps one hand underneath the table during the interview? Maybe he's holding a gun underneath it, a la Han Solo when he's talking with Greedo.

The New Meat · Posted: 8/20/2003 2:56:51 AM Post subject:

Who's Mr. Blobby?

Michael Hirtes · Posted: 8/20/2003 3:28:14 AM Post subject:

Who's Mr. Blobby?

A creature so mind-numbingly dreadful, it makes Barney the Purple Dinosaur look like a Nobel Prize winner for Physics.

(example of Blobby: http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/800000/images/_802752_blobby150.jpg)

As for the "Animal Imitators" program, it just finished airing in my time zone. Sorry Mouse. Not only DOES it discuss and feature furries and fursuiters, but.....

....but......ACK...............so hard to say it. Makes me wanna vomit.

Oh dear god give me strength...............

One............one............

ONE OF THE FURSUITERS WAS SHOWN WALKING AROUND IN THE OLD MARKET DISTRICT IN OMAHA! MY OMAHA! MY BELOVED HANGING-OUT GROUNDS!

Oh, the Little King sub shop, where I used to have lunch after coming back from the print shop when I published a new issue of my zine. Homer's Records, where I got my fave tunes. All my favorite joints. All have been soiled by the ooginess of A FURSUITER that has left his icky karma all over those once-beloved cobbled streets!

I feel like I wanna go hijack a street sweeper truck, load it up with bleach, and disinfect the place.

Then go back, load it up with some holy water, and give it another going over (just to be sure the ooginess has been cleansed)!