| Author |
Message |
Rankin
Coadjutor
Joined: 03 Jan 2004
Posts: 488
|
Posted: 7/25/2004 6:07:39 PM
Post subject: ONE TWO THREE FOUR, I DECLARE A YIFF WAR! |
|
|
| I cast magic missle at your multiple genetalia. |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
MagKnightX
Coadjutor
Joined: 04 Dec 2003
Posts: 137
|
|
Posted: 7/25/2004 6:37:08 PM
Post subject: |
|
|
| My forty-two dicknipples block your magic missile and spray burning hot cum on your face. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Rankin
Coadjutor
Joined: 03 Jan 2004
Posts: 488
|
|
Posted: 7/25/2004 6:51:54 PM
Post subject: |
|
|
My tongue of salvation usurps your stinging salts, utilizing their carnal powers for my own fortitude. I counter with my -42 of Jailhouse-Gay - forcing you to lavish the joys of male upon male physical activity - at least - until you might find an ugly wench who's vapid enough to have sex with you.
Move back two spaces. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Computolio
Coadjutor
Joined: 01 Jun 2003
Posts: 349
|
|
Posted: 7/25/2004 8:51:45 PM
Post subject: |
|
|
| FAGGOT: THE GATHERING |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Rankin
Coadjutor
Joined: 03 Jan 2004
Posts: 488
|
|
Posted: 7/25/2004 10:47:06 PM
Post subject: |
|
|
FAGGOT: THE GATHERING
Shit. You're joining? I guess that means you get to be the dong master.  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Skunkfuckers Inc.
Coadjutor
Joined: 20 Jan 2004
Posts: 75
|
|
Posted: 7/26/2004 8:53:52 AM
Post subject: |
|
|
| I call upon the All Seeing Eye of Faggamoto to shroud me in the Hoary Mists of Apathy and Indifferance, rendering even your most powerful Fagics useless against me. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Dogthing
Coadjutor
Joined: 26 Oct 2003
Posts: 207
|
|
Posted: 7/26/2004 3:54:49 PM
Post subject: |
|
|
| I wield my +4 Macro Horsecock of Penetration and furiously stab the closest soft target. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
CrazyBomber
Apocrisiary
Joined: 15 Sep 2003
Posts: 41
|
|
Posted: 7/26/2004 4:15:00 PM
Post subject: |
|
|
| I launch a good ol' Polaris missile loaded with tear gas from my nuclear submarine to the closest target on land. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
ZenZhu
Coadjutor
Joined: 22 Mar 2004
Posts: 475
|
|
Posted: 7/26/2004 4:46:25 PM
Post subject: |
|
|
| I smite thee with the Hemrroids of Cthulu cast from the diaper-clad anus of a squidlike babyfur. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Skunkfuckers Inc.
Coadjutor
Joined: 20 Jan 2004
Posts: 75
|
|
Posted: 7/26/2004 8:03:54 PM
Post subject: |
|
|
I bust out my spelling-fagjutsu for a late hit:
I cast magic missle at your multiple genetalia.
RANKIN YOU MISSPELLED "GENITALIA" YOU KAK.
As such, this war was obviously launched under false pretenses. I call upon fellow forum denizens to boycott any further military actions undertaken by Rankin and his government unless complete, irrefutable evidence is presented to support a cause for war.
I just kidding :roll: I love you. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Kadius
Coadjutor
Joined: 10 Feb 2004
Posts: 147
|
|
Posted: 7/26/2004 8:27:29 PM
Post subject: |
|
|
| I CAST CIRCLEJERK OF FURRAY ARTISTS! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
SLaitila
Coadjutor
Joined: 03 Jun 2003
Posts: 126
|
|
Posted: 7/26/2004 8:38:27 PM
Post subject: |
|
|
| I summon David Hopkins. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Rankin
Coadjutor
Joined: 03 Jan 2004
Posts: 488
|
|
Posted: 7/26/2004 8:56:01 PM
Post subject: |
|
|
As such, this war was obviously launched under false pretenses. I call upon fellow forum denizens to boycott any further military actions undertaken by Rankin and his government unless complete, irrefutable evidence is presented to support a cause for war.
I just kidding :roll: I love you.
I can't speel. It's because my roadrovers love has no bounds... much as mien for you. Be my baby tonight.
I retort with Chanta-Ra. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
ZenZhu
Coadjutor
Joined: 22 Mar 2004
Posts: 475
|
|
Posted: 7/26/2004 9:20:12 PM
Post subject: |
|
|
| This war wasn't so much instigated on false pretenses as it was started based on bad information from the FBI and CIA, who had the lack of imagination to predict the actions of furry freaks. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Kadius
Coadjutor
Joined: 10 Feb 2004
Posts: 147
|
|
Posted: 7/26/2004 9:44:45 PM
Post subject: |
|
|
This war wasn't so much instigated on false pretenses as it was started based on bad information from the FBI and CIA, who had the lack of imagination to predict the actions of furry freaks.
But we're safer now! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Rankin
Coadjutor
Joined: 03 Jan 2004
Posts: 488
|
|
Posted: 7/26/2004 9:59:02 PM
Post subject: |
|
|
But we're safer now!
7/25/04 - NEVAR FORGET! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
ZenZhu
Coadjutor
Joined: 22 Mar 2004
Posts: 475
|
|
Posted: 7/26/2004 10:17:57 PM
Post subject: |
|
|
But we're safer now!
Just don't drop the soap in the barnyard.
Actually, scratch that. If you dropped soap, all furries within a 1-mile radius would flee.. so your ass would be quite safe. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Kadius
Coadjutor
Joined: 10 Feb 2004
Posts: 147
|
|
Posted: 7/26/2004 10:29:01 PM
Post subject: |
|
|
Current alert level: Magenta.
That's just one below Seafoam Green people! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
M0us3_Zero
Coadjutor
Joined: 22 Mar 2004
Posts: 209
|
|
Posted: 7/27/2004 12:31:17 AM
Post subject: |
|
|
*glares*
Oh, that's it. I'm just one second away from unleashing my hordes of sailor suit clad ninja warriors...
Either that, or my boss Gollum AyeAye, is gonna have to regulate with his misshapen claws.
Snikety Snikety Shnoink! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
MagKnightX
Coadjutor
Joined: 04 Dec 2003
Posts: 137
|
|
Posted: 7/27/2004 12:44:43 AM
Post subject: |
|
|
I cast Tensor's Floating Dick and raep your SOUL!
Goddamn, you know you've been playing too much D&D when you use the term Tensor's Floating anything. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
M0us3_Zero
Coadjutor
Joined: 22 Mar 2004
Posts: 209
|
|
Posted: 7/27/2004 3:43:51 AM
Post subject: |
|
|
Okay, I play 2 blue mana and... wah wah wahhhh... Counterspell. Then with my remaining blue mana, MANA SHORT! Try casting anything now! MWHAHAHAHA!
I PWN. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Genghis
Coadjutor
Joined: 01 Jun 2003
Posts: 186
|
|
Posted: 7/27/2004 5:33:36 AM
Post subject: |
|
|
This war wasn't so much instigated on false pretenses as it was started based on bad information from the FBI and CIA, who had the lack of imagination to predict the actions of furry freaks. the un inspectors have yet to find any weapons of ass destruction |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Skunkfuckers Inc.
Coadjutor
Joined: 20 Jan 2004
Posts: 75
|
|
Posted: 7/27/2004 8:25:01 AM
Post subject: |
|
|
I can't speel. It's because my roadrovers love has no bounds... much as mien for you. Be my baby tonight.
I retort with Chanta-Ra.
I cast the rarely seen Furry Chastity Fetish* to protect myself from any cherry-popping advances + enchant large shears to come alive and *snip* your Chanta-ra dripping pink cumsnakes to bits, but not before taking vile cumsnake splash damage + -10 Intellect hit for knowing what 'Chanta-ra' is.
*Yes, a fetish centered around not getting any seems to be inexplicably unpopular in the biggest jailhouse-gay community outside of prison... |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Dogthing
Coadjutor
Joined: 26 Oct 2003
Posts: 207
|
|
Posted: 7/27/2004 1:34:20 PM
Post subject: |
|
|
I cast the rarely seen Furry Chastity Fetish* to protect myself from any cherry-popping advances + enchant large shears to come alive and *snip* your Chanta-ra dripping pink cumsnakes to bits, but not before taking vile cumsnake splash damage + -10 Intellect hit for knowing what 'Chanta-ra' is.
*Yes, a fetish centered around not getting any seems to be inexplicably unpopular in the biggest jailhouse-gay community outside of prison...
That is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever heard. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
ZenZhu
Coadjutor
Joined: 22 Mar 2004
Posts: 475
|
|
Posted: 7/27/2004 2:25:46 PM
Post subject: |
|
|
I play the Steve Burt quadruple-amputee on a barbeque spit for -10 damage and you're immobilized for 2 turns.
I then protect myself with..... EXUBERANCE...
Furthermore, I set Coriander upon you......
Yes, folks, whether you knew it or not, your yiff war was actually the result of channeling the essences of other furries' ideas.
Before anyone asks, I was not aware of this game. Theorizing that someone had to have made a yiffy version of a MTG card, I searched Google's image search with the term "yiff card." Lo and behold, I found....... that. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Kadius
Coadjutor
Joined: 10 Feb 2004
Posts: 147
|
|
Posted: 7/27/2004 8:55:50 PM
Post subject: |
|
|
That's sad, very sad. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Rankin
Coadjutor
Joined: 03 Jan 2004
Posts: 488
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
