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SLaitila
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Posted: 7/27/2004 12:01:04 AM     Post subject: Lamest paysite ever  

http://www.hotfurs.com/

Check out the samples. Bad art extravaganza, and now you can pay for it!
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Kadius
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Posted: 7/27/2004 3:32:46 AM     Post subject:  

"Okay guys, here's my idea. You've seen sexyfur, right? Well, it's kinda like that but bad. We make a pay site for furry porn, using crappy artwork. Show them some pics that would barely be accepted on VCL, and then we expect people to pay! Hur hur hur!"
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21st Century Digital Boy
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Posted: 7/27/2004 3:39:08 AM     Post subject:  

Holy shit, it's sexyfur's retarded kid brother! I wonder if anyone's actually been stupid enough to subscribed to it yet.

The sad thing is that that's at least the fourth strictly furry paysite I've seen so far.
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Rankin
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Posted: 7/27/2004 4:19:14 AM     Post subject:  

Everything I was hoing to say has been said. It's... a retarded, talentless Bernal - imagine if Kelly Price took over SexyFur... or rather SeXYFur YiffSkunkWolf III.
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Posted: 7/27/2004 12:42:34 PM     Post subject:  

Well that certainly sucked.

Everything I was hoing to say has been said. It's... a retarded, talentless Bernal - imagine if Kelly Price took over SexyFur... or rather SeXYFur YiffSkunkWolf III.

The spooky part is that SeXYFur YiffSkunkWolf III actually reads like a real fursona name.

I mean, check out the character names mentioned on the site: Yiffi S. Wolf... Yiverious Cougar... maaan... what's up with this tendency to admit, nay, flaunt the one-dimensionality of furry "characters" with their names?
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 7/27/2004 12:57:34 PM     Post subject:  

Artwork and Character design Hotfurs.com Alicia Rankin all rights reserved other artists have . Duplication or redistribution is prohibited by federal law.

Hotfurs has both MALE and FEMALE ARTWORK by various artists and special guest artists such as, Alicia Rankin, Serena Kitty, and much more not to mention Erotica by the well know Kodin Ridetsu!

RANKIN UR A GURL!? OMG HI 2 U!!

IknowIknowIknowsorrysorrysorrysorrysorry I'll stop, don't hit me please...

I take it there's no relation?
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Posted: 7/27/2004 2:17:14 PM     Post subject:  

Site by Alicia Rankin.... with special guest Alicia Rankin. Uhm....... since when was one a special guest on their own site? That's like saying "Thank you all for coming out to my birthday party. In honor of my birthday, we'll be having a special guest speaker...... me!" What kind of ego does it take to play yourself up as a special guest on your own site?

Overall, I'd assess it more like Sexyfur.com's idjit child run by Scott Alston.

I also love the misspellings added to the site for that feel of furry authenticity.

"Privew More" as seen in the site label above the taskbar. And:

Signing up is free, monthly membership is only 10 bucks....ONLY 10 bucks.You can get one moth at a time or get 30 for three. Or if you just wanna try it out we got a trial for you


Her sentence structure also makes it sound like you can pay $10 fro one month, or $3 for 30 months.

This sample doesn't even look so much like a lead in to an actual story as the the kind of crap furries draw as "Look at me, I have a hawt, horn33 babe" living-through-their-character's-exploits kind of thing. (Which is redundant to say, as that's most of what motivates furry art.)

Hotfurs is the cheapest site out there for High Resolution pics and fantastic quality content!

SPIT TAKE!


WE ARE ACCEPTING ARTISTS ARTWORK: If you send your artwork and it is of acceptable quality we will gladly post it and pay you royalties. Send work to The Admin and if you make the cut you will receive a notice of acknowledgement and then a request for address, we do need to know where to send the bill and who we are sending it to ...cheers.

If the "priview" work is any indication of what makes the cut, there will be many spastic monkeys with pencils up their noses will be featured on that site. Additionally, if you don't make the cut, I guess your art will be featured anyway... you just won't get a..... wait....... a bill? I guess it's bait-and-switch. Some unsuspecting furry will send their art in, hoping to get a little dinero for having their art featured, and will be billed instead.

To skip the show click the link below and start your full, uncensored, unmonitored, fullbodyed viewing!

Huh?
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DA
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Posted: 7/27/2004 9:16:11 PM     Post subject:  

:o Hell, I should set up my own pay site if they're making money off that... :lol:
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Posted: 7/27/2004 9:44:24 PM     Post subject:  

Guys! Don't you see it? It's a scam! Wish I thought of it.

Think about it, being a pay site, you know the most perverted folks will be willing to dish out their lunch money to purchase those pictures.

Anything that separates furverts from their money can't be entirely bad can it?
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Rankin
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Posted: 7/27/2004 10:39:14 PM     Post subject:  


RANKIN UR A GURL!? OMG HI 2 U!!

IknowIknowIknowsorrysorrysorrysorrysorry I'll stop, don't hit me please...

I take it there's no relation?


No, but I play one on IRC..

Ah, heck, no. I gave up IRC long ago, and sicne starting this new job, haven't even been tormenting people who deserve it.

...you, however, get by with a noogie. I like your name, dood - Even though you stink.


The spooky part is that SeXYFur YiffSkunkWolf III actually reads like a real fursona name.

I mean, check out the character names mentioned on the site: Yiffi S. Wolf... Yiverious Cougar... maaan... what's up with this tendency to admit, nay, flaunt the one-dimensionality of furry "characters" with their names?


I was trying to make fun of Kelly Price, and endedu p implicating the rest of the fandom? OH WELL.
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Posted: 7/27/2004 10:49:41 PM     Post subject:  

RANKIN UR A GURL!? OMG HI 2 U!!


BACK OFF RANKIN'S MINE HRGRGHRGRHRH
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Posted: 7/27/2004 11:20:01 PM     Post subject:  

RANKIN UR A GURL!? OMG HI 2 U!!


BACK OFF RANKIN'S MINE HRGRGHRGRHRH


Oooh! You manly-men going to fight over little old me? Teehee... whatever's a 'girl' to do? :oops:
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 7/27/2004 11:51:15 PM     Post subject:  


RANKIN UR A GURL!? OMG HI 2 U!!

IknowIknowIknowsorrysorrysorrysorrysorry I'll stop, don't hit me please...

I take it there's no relation?


No, but I play one on IRC..

Ah, heck, no. I gave up IRC long ago, and sicne starting this new job, haven't even been tormenting people who deserve it.

...you, however, get by with a noogie. I like your name, dood - Even though you stink.

Thank you. It's all in the butt-jelly drippings from the daily horsecock dildoing sessions that keep me limber and smooth.

Oh, you mean the name. Most people either like it or don't get it, though I've had at least one person show a stunning lapse in judgment and actually try and attack it.

For them I say "Yeah, way to miss the point, buddy".

Also, as a disclaimer: I have no idea who this person is :?
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Posted: 7/28/2004 6:51:04 AM     Post subject:  


Oh, you mean the name. Most people either like it or don't get it, though I've had at least one person show a stunning lapse in judgment and actually try and attack it.


When I see it, I envision a really messed-up "Laverne and Shirley" intro.

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight - schlemiel, schlemazal, Skunkfuckers Incorporated!"
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Posted: 7/28/2004 10:50:10 AM     Post subject:  

When I see it, I envision a really messed-up "Laverne and Shirley" intro.

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight - schlemiel, schlemazal, Skunkfuckers Incorporated!"


Funny, every time I see it my brain goes off and starts making a horrific re-mix of NIN's "Starfuckers, Inc."
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Posted: 7/28/2004 1:09:43 PM     Post subject:  

Funny, every time I see it my brain goes off and starts making a horrific re-mix of NIN's "Starfuckers, Inc."


my god sits at a desk at Anthrocon
my god draws for me some furry porn
my god draws male anthro animals that fuck
my god's a shallow little bitch trying to make a buck

I have arrived at furry-dom and I believe the hype
I listened to the furs now I know that the furs are right
I'll be there for you as long as I can get laid
I play a game
it's called fursuit sex

skunkfuckers
skunkfuckers
skunkfuckers, inc.
skunkfuckers

I enjoy every fucking kink and just a little more
I'm into bestiality but don't you dare call me a freak
and when I'm jerking off it's over a Zig Zag pic
and it's even better when I fursuit to look like her, yeah
(asslicker)

skunkfuckers
skunkfuckers
skunkfuckers, inc.
skunkfuckers

all our angst
how did we ever get by without furry?
you're prejudiced
I bet you think this song is about yiff
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?

now I belong I'm one of the furry ones
now I belong I'm one of the non-hyooman ones

skunkfuckers
skunkfuckers
skunkfuckers, inc.
skunkfuckers
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Rankin
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Posted: 7/28/2004 2:22:46 PM     Post subject:  

My whole family
gets quite yiffy
See them spooge constantly
They're on my PC

Skunkfuckery, Incorporated

Well, I know what's on the muck
I know just who too see
Got my lube, and my Genus with me

"SexyFur" and "Genus: All male - anally"
"The Monsters", and "Channel, Discovery"
I will always be fiddling whether
online or on TV

Oprah Winfrey talks to me
because of my kinks, yes, me!
Then soon it'll be
Jerry Springer and Kathy Lee..

Skunkfuckery Incorporated
Skunkfuckery Incorporated

...
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Posted: 7/28/2004 4:17:25 PM     Post subject:  

My whole family
gets quite yiffy
See them spooge constantly
They're on my PC


*SNIP* (with a machete)

In the words of Jesse Ventura (when he saw Arnold Schwarzenegger lift up the back of a truck in the movie "Predator")

"What th' f***?!":shock:

I liked it better when they were showing the Japanese hotties in their leetle costumes. :D


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Posted: 7/28/2004 6:27:52 PM     Post subject:  

Aww, jeez youse guys. You're makin' me blush over here :oops:
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Posted: 7/28/2004 7:59:36 PM     Post subject:  

I liked it better when they were showing the Japanese hotties in their leetle costumes. :D


The Outsider



Did someone say hot japanese cosplay?!
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Posted: 7/28/2004 8:51:30 PM     Post subject:  

I liked it better when they were showing the Japanese hotties in their leetle costumes. :D


The Outsider

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Posted: 7/28/2004 11:28:43 PM     Post subject:  

I liked it better when they were showing the Japanese hotties in their leetle costumes. :D


The Outsider



Did someone say hot japanese cosplay?!


...

Frugging Sailor Bubba... Curses!!!
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Posted: 7/29/2004 12:28:55 AM     Post subject:  

I'll see your Sailor Bubba, and raise you one Card Captor Will:

Best viewed while listening to Humpy Dance by the Digital Underground, or the Nine Inch Nails remix.




Unrelated *B*o*N*u*S* material: on the site with the Card Captor Will article, if you look around you'll come across another article on furry porn maven Dr. Comet, with pictures (the guy looks pretty normal, actualy).
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Posted: 7/29/2004 12:58:16 AM     Post subject:  

WTF?!? WTF?!? WTF?!?

What the mother loving deuce just smacked me upside my head?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Card Captor Mark?!?
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Posted: 7/29/2004 4:08:16 AM     Post subject:  


Did someone say hot japanese cosplay?!

YE F'N' GODS!!!

That gives a WHOLE new meaning to "be careful what you wish for, you might just get it." What Sailor Bluto's holding looks like a naughty verrsion of Auron's big-ass sword in "Final Fantasy X."


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Posted: 7/29/2004 4:14:31 AM     Post subject:  



Now THAT'S more like it. "And she kicks REALLY high."

Yeah, so does Batroc the Leaper's daughter (now I'm gonna get Batroc images in this thread).


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Posted: 7/29/2004 4:03:51 PM     Post subject:  

I see you all and raise one Man-Faye



I call.
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Posted: 7/29/2004 4:34:29 PM     Post subject:  

I see you all and raise one Man-Faye



I call.

*shows*


One fat Goku.

And two androgenous sailor scouts.

I have more if you like... :twisted:
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Posted: 7/29/2004 5:09:09 PM     Post subject:  

I see you all and raise one Man-Faye



I call.


OMFG!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

That is NOT Batroc's daughter!!!

"Oh that's TOO cruel!" ("Blazing Saddles")

"Oooooo...Faye-Faye." Shaddap, Edward.

All right...THAT does it!!! I'm going to get Sailor Bluto, and by whatever celestial body he represents, he will PUNISH you.


The Outsider (boy, this's fun! Beats hell out of the flamewars in a.f.f.)
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Posted: 7/29/2004 5:21:47 PM     Post subject:  


And two androgenous sailor scouts.

I have more if you like... :twisted:

It's time for androgeny...boy, they're fat...I mean....now here's Pat.

I'm sure they have a sweet spirit.

Uh...they don't like affect the tide or anything like that, do they?

I'm just afraid Sailor Hams...I mean...Moon's going to shine me and say "by the power of the moon, I shall punish you!" "ACK! I'm BLIND!":shock:

It's cosplay like this that's made me the Qualificator I am today :D


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Posted: 7/29/2004 5:33:42 PM     Post subject:  

*hides*

I'll stick to my AZN Hotties. Thank you.
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Posted: 7/29/2004 6:16:30 PM     Post subject:  

I see your Sailor Scouts (unfortunately) and raise you...

a retarded midget maid...



and a donut-loving Rinoa.

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Posted: 7/29/2004 6:36:50 PM     Post subject:  

It's cosplay like this that's made me the Qualificator I am today
I made Coadjutor today, woot. *just noticed*

I see your Sailor Scouts (unfortunately) and raise you... a retarded midget maid...


I'm sorry.
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Posted: 7/29/2004 6:44:32 PM     Post subject:  

At least the Sumo Scouts are a gag... where as Donut Rinoa just makes you want to gag.

Seriously, if I ever cosplayed, I wouldn't cram myself into some spandex outfit to try and look like my favorite character. Actually, I wouldn't even dress as my favorite characters. If I could, I'd probably try and do a costume like Kenshin Himura (Rurouni Kenshin), Sesshomaru or Miroku (Inuyasha). But, a guy that looks like Michael Chiklis from The Shield is NOT going to cut it as those characters, no matter how fit he is. I'd probably just make up a character and design a costume off of that. With the right materials and such, what I'd probably do is a lion dancer from Kabuki performances. That way, the facepaint obscures natural features that may look unnnatural in trying to be an anime character, the wig, while outlandish, is not trying to look like some spikey anime head, and... I just think they're cool.

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Posted: 7/29/2004 6:45:56 PM     Post subject:  


and a donut-loving Rinoa.



AAaaaaaaaaaw.... What's sad is that if she would cut her hair to about chin length and learn some correct posture I'd hit it.
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Posted: 7/29/2004 7:20:46 PM     Post subject:  

Seriously, if I ever cosplayed, I wouldn't cram myself into some spandex outfit to try and look like my favorite character.


Hell, I just wouldn't cosplay in the first place.

AAaaaaaaaaaw.... What's sad is that if she would cut her hair to about chin length and learn some correct posture I'd hit it.


Urg. My personal limit for the Fatty Scale, from Anorexia to Oh My God It's Trying to Eat Me, is John Edwards' daughter.
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Posted: 7/29/2004 7:46:57 PM     Post subject:  

I'm sorry.


You ought to be sorry. Sh-YEESH! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Talk about being hit with a sockful of ugly bricks.

I hope they DON'T do lapdances.

Two words: LADIES NIGHT! Oy. I'm not Jewish and I say "oy."


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Posted: 7/29/2004 9:03:53 PM     Post subject:  

Unrelated *B*o*N*u*S* material: on the site with the Card Captor Will article, if you look around you'll come across another article on furry porn maven Dr. Comet, with pictures (the guy looks pretty normal, actually).


Well of course. That's the beauty- looking normal and restrained for the purpose of saving all the raw weird kickass insane for the drawing table. (Oh, and securing the Tabasco sauce, apparently.)
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Posted: 7/29/2004 9:40:02 PM     Post subject:  

Unrelated *B*o*N*u*S* material: on the site with the Card Captor Will article, if you look around you'll come across another article on furry porn maven Dr. Comet, with pictures (the guy looks pretty normal, actually).


Well of course. That's the beauty- looking normal and restrained for the purpose of saving all the raw weird kickass insane for the drawing table. (Oh, and securing the Tabasco sauce, apparently.)


Hey, who are we to judge. I'd rather him go insane on the paper and give me pron! Atleast he's not screwing adolecent boys in hotel rooms and getting arrested. (That we know of, then again Comet appears to be very straight.)
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Posted: 7/29/2004 9:42:28 PM     Post subject:  

What's really kind of sad is the Sumo Scouts at least have better costumes and pull the whole thing off a little better than your average pasty ham stuffed into a sailor schoolgirl outfit.

Y'hear that all of you pale, bloated cosplayers in crappy costumes made out of felt and construction paper? Sumo wrestlers make better Sailor Scouts than you do!
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Posted: 7/29/2004 11:08:42 PM     Post subject:  

What's really kind of sad is the Sumo Scouts at least have better costumes and pull the whole thing off a little better than your average pasty ham stuffed into a sailor schoolgirl outfit.

Y'hear that all of you pale, bloated cosplayers in crappy costumes made out of felt and construction paper? Sumo wrestlers make better Sailor Scouts than you do!

Keeping with the Sailor Scouts theme (and taking this rare opportunity to melt into a gooey puddle of anime faggishness):


Has anyone else seen the live action Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon series? And liked it? Or have I just stepped over the line and turned into a total pussy by admitting I have, and I did?



FOR QUEEN BERYL, SUH!!
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Posted: 7/29/2004 11:33:47 PM     Post subject:  

At what point do some of you come clean and admit you would be blessed to get that BBW to even consider letting you hit it, maybe?

Fine, the cosplay is dumbass, but let's not act as though everyone on this board is diddling Paris Hilton every night and has to have helpers hold signs up stating, "Do Not Stare Directly Into Heavenly Glare Emitted by Furry Critic".

Yeesh, I mean, the majority of the planet is about as good looking as any of these cosplay shmoes out of their costumes. We keep this up and we just charicature ourselves into total ineffectiveness. "Yeah, they had a point about those fursuit fuckers but they really lost it when they turned into the damn fashion and body look police. They've totally lost it over at CYD."
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Posted: 7/29/2004 11:48:16 PM     Post subject:  

Yyyyyyyyeeeeahhhhhh....... rriiiiiiiiggggghhhhttttttt. :roll: You do know you put milk in Wheaties, not piss, right?
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Posted: 7/29/2004 11:52:37 PM     Post subject:  

Yyyyyyyyeeeeahhhhhh....... rriiiiiiiiggggghhhhttttttt. :roll: You do know you put milk in Wheaties, not piss, right?

Wayd crawled out from whatever rock he's been hiding under and deciding to come crash the little party we've been having in his absence. Much to our chagrin.

There's a differance between being blessed to have the opportunity to bang ugly fat chicks and actually doing it. Also note, Wayd that 2/3 of these cosplayers that've been posted are CROSSDRESSING. And that we've handpicked the worst we could find. But hey.. what do I know.

/Being a smartass.
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Posted: 7/30/2004 12:16:01 AM     Post subject:  

I liked this thread more when people were trying to seduce me. :(
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Posted: 7/30/2004 1:30:00 AM     Post subject:  

Fine.

Hey there, sexy, wanna have a good time WITH MY TURGID COCK PENETRATING YOUR SPHINCTER!
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Posted: 7/30/2004 1:57:22 AM     Post subject:  

I liked this thread more when people were trying to seduce me. :(


Ah...mon cher...ze Outsider, he wants to seduce you een ze worst way (which is EXACTLY what he's doing). Your eyes, your leeps, your...BOOBS! Oh, hi, Ellen...

ELLEN?! :shock:

WHAM!!!



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Posted: 7/30/2004 2:32:36 AM     Post subject:  

Hey there, sexy, wanna have a good time WITH MY TURGID COCK PENETRATING YOUR SPHINCTER!


No. See the fox-maid down the hall.
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Posted: 7/30/2004 2:36:45 PM     Post subject:  

It actually is possible to find entertainment from some of the shenanigans people pull without truly mocking them. With the cosplayers, some of us, if not most or all, are not mocking the people, but the choices they make. Take Donut Rinoa. The girl is actually kind of cute, and I do prefer a little more meat on my women than what the media would have me think I should lust after (Paris Hilton, Wayd? I tend to steer away from air-headed skanks.) But.... while I make no assumption on her as a person, her choice of costuming is still entertaining. It's kind of the anime version of What Not to Wear.

I constantly see people that dress to keep up with the latest fashion trends, when those trends are not something that is flattering to their body. Capri pants are in with the soccer moms, but most soccer moms look terrible with their wide thighs and skinny legs crammed into a pair of pastel blue capris and finished off a pair of mules that are like clogs. But, that's what humans do.. mindlessly follow trends and fashions and such. While I won't assume they're complete morons for doing so, I can still allow myself to be amused by their current attire.

American cosplay is, for the most part, a parade of people that look nothing like a character assembling costumes out of the cheapest materials with marginal sewing skills. I don't think any of us are knocking them for doing something they find fun. We all do stupid stuff for fun... stuff others might point and laugh at. But, when someone does a Dragonball Z costume and makes super saiyan hair out of foam rubber and colored with a highlighter..... that's pretty entertaining. Moreso if they take themselves seriously.

And some of us, being of artistic bent, might also look at it from the standpoint of craftsmanship. Many cosplayers aim high, but fall short on the time and work invested in a costume and skimp on materials. They also don't put much thought into a character costume that will let them work within their skill set and budget.

For example, take the costume of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat someone posted here. That is a deceptively involved costume to make it look decent. If you're just going to sew some yellow pannels onto some black cloth with marginal skill, it's not going to look decent. On top of which, that kind of surcoat is going to hang funny on someone who doesn't at least have a modest build. So, is it a costume you could do effectively?

Raiden, from the same game series, is, alternatively, a fair bit easier. Instead of making a really detailed costume, a simple gi is the foundation, and you can pick those up at any marial arts supply store. If you go with later versions of him, he wore a tunic which is pretty simple.. a swath of cloth with black trim and a place to poke your head through. Some black forearm guards, white tabi with leg wraps, a coolie hat, and you're done. I black, stretchy cowl that you can pick up during Halloween will add the finishing touch, but it isn't inherently necessary. When I did a Raiden costume years ago, I also put some blue glowstick rope inside the hat to cast a blue glow on my eyes.

So, chill out. We're just finding ourselves amused by the zany stuff people do for fun. We're not saying Donut Rinoa is a bad person.. just in a bad costume. To paraphrase the knight in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, "She chose.......... poorly."

And personally, I wasn't aware CYD had any credibility, let alone any concerns about it.
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Josh Z.
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Posted: 7/30/2004 6:12:51 PM     Post subject:  

Y'all are crazy. The bigger the waistband the deeper the quicksand.
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MagKnightX
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Posted: 7/30/2004 6:41:21 PM     Post subject:  

Hey there, sexy, wanna have a good time WITH MY TURGID COCK PENETRATING YOUR SPHINCTER!


No. See the fox-maid down the hall.


GODDAMMIT! Why do you have to bring back painful memories that I had almost blocked out?
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