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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 8/1/2004 6:50:27 PM
Post subject: The absolute biggest jerk on the face of this earth... |
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I want everyone who reads this message to insult, berate, chastise and otherwise put me down as they have never put down anyone in their life!
Spare no amount of vitriol and do not bother to take the least account of my feelings!
I shall offer no response to anything you have to say except "Yes", "I know" and "You're right"!
I deserve all this and worse because....
I FORGOT MY MOTHERS BIRTHDAY!!!
Let the verbal smackdown begin.... |
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Wayd Wolf
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Posted: 8/1/2004 6:57:44 PM
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I forgot my mother's name. And her birthday. And mine. And my wife's And my wife's maiden name. And what number house I live at. And where I was going at work the other day....
Don't be so hard on yourself. |
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GoManVanGogh
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Joined: 18 Nov 2003
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Posted: 8/1/2004 7:27:54 PM
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I forgot my mother's name. And her birthday. And mine. And my wife's And my wife's maiden name. And what number house I live at. And where I was going at work the other day....
Don't be so hard on yourself.
No, you don't understand, her birthday was yesterday and I didn't even CALL her! |
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Rankin
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Joined: 03 Jan 2004
Posts: 727
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Posted: 8/1/2004 9:34:37 PM
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No, you don't understand, her birthday was yesterday and I didn't even CALL her!
The only cure for forgetfulness is unbirthing.
Ewwwwww. |
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Joined: 20 Jan 2004
Posts: 159
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Posted: 8/1/2004 10:15:25 PM
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No, you don't understand, her birthday was yesterday and I didn't even CALL her!
So... what are you going to do to make it up to her? I suggest flowers and a hug, and take her out somewhere nice to eat. It's not that big of a deal that you forgot the actual date, it happens. But if you're sincere about it and really want to make it up to her, she'll know. That's what moms are good at. |
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Rankin
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Joined: 03 Jan 2004
Posts: 727
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Posted: 8/1/2004 10:49:25 PM
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That's what moms are good at.
Parents are much better at guilt, than love. This is because they were raised in the same manner. Give her a slap on the ass, buy her a cake, take her out and say you love her. If you get her drunk enough, neither of you will ever mention it again. Problem solved!
... er... profit?
www.gmvgmilf.com/partay |
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Joined: 20 Jan 2004
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Posted: 8/2/2004 12:10:43 AM
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No no, I meant moms are good at knowing what's going on with their sons. When you're a kid, you only think you're getting stuff past her. She knows more than you think she does
We need more emoticons...
your link doesn't work. :roll: |
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Kadius
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Joined: 10 Feb 2004
Posts: 254
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Posted: 8/2/2004 12:38:10 AM
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She knows more than you think she does.
Mommy knows when you're masturbating. |
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Rankin
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Joined: 03 Jan 2004
Posts: 727
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Posted: 8/2/2004 1:02:42 AM
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Mommy knows when you're masturbating.
Dude... that's HOT |
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MagKnightX
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Joined: 04 Dec 2003
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Posted: 8/2/2004 1:55:34 AM
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Seriously, Rankin, you scare the fuck out of me.
In the 18 years I lived under her roof, 4 of which were spent happily fapping away, either she never knew or never cared. |
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The Outsider
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Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 100
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Posted: 8/2/2004 3:57:00 AM
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Mommy knows when you're masturbating.
Why do I suddenly hear the "Cock and balls" gag from Adam Sandler's "What the Hell Happened to Me?" CD?
At ZonieCon 2000, I got to play "mom" when Scott "Calbeck" Malcomson went into the bathroom in the hotel room that was the dealer's den. I knocked on the door saying "What are you doing in there? What's taking so long? What's that funny smell?" It was good for yoks.
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Wayd Wolf
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Joined: 06 Oct 2003
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Posted: 8/6/2004 1:13:50 AM
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No, you don't understand, her birthday was yesterday and I didn't even CALL her!
The only cure for forgetfulness is unbirthing.
Ewwwwww.
As my hat says, "I Can Get You A URL For That..." |
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Wayd Wolf
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Posted: 8/6/2004 1:20:06 AM
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Mommy knows when you're masturbating.
Dude... that's HOT
I am now solidly hearing everything you say in the voice of Butthead from Beavis and Butthead.
Good Sign: Your father gives you his Playboy magazines when you're a teen right after the sex talk.
Bad Sign: Your father gives you his Playgirl magazines when you're a teen right after the sex talk.
Worse Sign: Your mother gives you her Playboy magazines immediately after.
Good Sign: Your mother never says a thing about how long you're in the bathroom when you're a teen, obviously masturbating.
Bad Sign: Your mother leaves those "private" pictures of herself in the bathroom for you.
Worse Sign: Your mother leaves those "private" pictures of your father in the bathroom for you.
For these and many others, please refer to Jerry Springer. |
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ZenZhu
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Joined: 22 Mar 2004
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Posted: 8/6/2004 4:38:50 PM
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| Furry sign: Your parents leave copies of Equestiran magazine in the bathroom for you. |
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