Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Quantum Coyote · Coadjutor Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 89

http://www.local6.com/news/3616080/detail.html

This guy sure did LOOK creepy enough to be a child groper. Not that looking creepy makes you guilty, I suppose that is why we have constitutionally mandated 'fair' trials instead of lynchings.
I hope justice was served.

Shmorky · Venter Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 208

the trail photos near the end are pretty hilarious.

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

Looking at the photo taken from Disney World, I can see how the fingers from the costume might brush that saggy cantalope the woman has when the costumer had his hand where he thought it was safe. As part of a job with a mall in my hometown as a puppeteer, I occasionally had to don a costume for the dinosaur mascot the mall had. The hands were bigger and unweildier than your average heavy ski-mitt. It is pretty hard to know where the ends of the fingers are. But, after you work with the costume a while, you get a good sense of where its physical presence is, and you adapt to when you need to duck (the head of this costume was 2 ft. above mine) and move to keep from knocking something over with the tail. So, I'd think this guy at least had a sense of where the parts of the glove were.

I'm not sure how anyone could cop a feel with one of those gloves and feel like they honestly got anything out of it, though. Anyway, it's entirely possible the "groping" wasn't intentional. Just from what they showed of the mother, she looks like the type that might have felt an inadvertent brush and either went apeshit or thought "cha-ching!"

The guy would probably be better off keeping his hands on their shoulders from now on.

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 612

So, is this gonna mean that furries are gonna have a new alibi and say "My dick just happned to fall in and out of his ass, your honor. It's hard to see what's going on inside a fursuit while your yiff.......I mean, posing with someone".