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Computolio
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Posted: 8/7/2004 6:08:34 AM
Post subject: And now, a JJcoolJ chat log |
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Taken from http://www.diddlers.info/images/Jazzy.20031201.txt :
Session Start: Sat Dec 06 22:22:43 2003
Session Ident: Jazzy
Session Ident: Jazzy (~jason@nwc56-161.nwconx.net)
< 22:22:43 > < Jazzy > fuck you asshole fucking unban me
< 22:22:52 > < AnimalControl > that's not a nice thing to say
< 22:25:54 > < AnimalControl > Well fine then
< 22:26:38 > < Jazzy > i fucking hate yoyu you fucking loser
< 22:26:52 > < AnimalControl > Oh =<<<
< 22:27:00 > < AnimalControl > Why must you be so full of rage =<<<<<<<<<<
< 22:27:21 > < Jazzy > i am so angry i have so much rage i want to fucking kill you so bad
< 22:27:34 > < AnimalControl > Why would you do that :(
< 22:28:06 > < Jazzy > unban me right fuckign now or else i wont fucking go back
< 22:28:23 > < AnimalControl > Why wouldn't you go back, JJ!
< 22:28:38 > < Jazzy > i am sick of this fucking bullshit
< 22:28:42 > < Jazzy > i keep going through this
< 22:28:47 > < Jazzy > why do you fucking do this to me
< 22:28:51 > < Jazzy > im fucking crying right now
< 22:28:52 > < AnimalControl > Do what?
< 22:28:55 > < Jazzy > because this wont fucking stop
< 22:29:03 > < Jazzy > you wont fucking stop this harrassment of me
< 22:29:08 > < Jazzy > because im obsessive compulsive
< 22:29:12 > < AnimalControl > o rly
< 22:29:12 > < Jazzy > and i cant help going to the channel
< 22:29:17 > < Jazzy > and you fucking abuse me
< 22:29:25 > < Jazzy > and you will fucking rot in hell for putting me through this torture
< 22:29:29 > < Jazzy > you fucking loser
< 22:29:32 > < AnimalControl > I'll rot in hell?
< 22:29:36 > < Jazzy > i hope you fucking die
< 22:29:42 > < Jazzy > you immartures asshoelw
< 22:30:00 > < AnimalControl > I am not an immartures asshoelw :(
< 22:30:09 > < Jazzy > GO TO HELL
< 22:30:11 > < Jazzy > I FUCKING HATE YOU
< 22:30:14 > < Jazzy > FUCK YOU
< 22:30:26 > < Jazzy > FUCK YOU MUNDANE ASSHOLE BREEDER JERK YOU WILL BE NOTHING IN LIFE YOU WILL DIE
< 22:30:28 > < AnimalControl > Now who's the immartures asshoelw
< 22:31:34 > < AnimalControl > So wait, I'm both a mundane AND a jerk?
< 22:31:37 > < AnimalControl > Aren't you being a bit harsh
< 22:31:52 > < Jazzy > HIUHWAe iSJHSFDsgDSFFD
< 22:31:52 > < Jazzy > FG
< 22:31:53 > < Jazzy > HFD
< 22:31:53 > < Jazzy > H
< 22:31:53 > < Jazzy > FD
< 22:31:53 > < Jazzy > HDF
< 22:31:55 > < Jazzy > H
< 22:31:56 > < Jazzy > FHK
< 22:31:59 > < Jazzy > HGL
< 22:32:00 > < Jazzy > K
< 22:32:02 > < Jazzy > HL
< 22:32:04 > < Jazzy > KHJ
< 22:32:06 > < Jazzy > KHG
< 22:32:08 > < Jazzy > K
< 22:32:10 > < Jazzy > GHJK
< 22:32:12 > < Jazzy > HJKHGK
< 22:32:15 > < Jazzy > H
< 22:32:16 > < Jazzy > GK
< 22:32:18 > < Jazzy > GHJ
< 22:32:21 > < Jazzy > KHG
< 22:32:23 > < Jazzy > K
< 22:32:24 > < Jazzy > GHK
< 22:32:27 > < Jazzy > HG
< 22:32:29 > < Jazzy > KH
< 22:32:30 > < Jazzy > JK
< 22:32:32 > < Jazzy > HJKRD
< 22:32:35 > < Jazzy > YUWRE
< 22:32:36 > < Jazzy > T
< 22:32:39 > < Jazzy > 5
< 22:32:41 > < Jazzy > HJDF
< 22:32:42 > < Jazzy > BCMGH
< 22:32:44 > < Jazzy > GH
< 22:32:47 > < Jazzy > MJHL,
< 22:32:48 > < Jazzy > HJL,
< 22:32:50 > < Jazzy > H
< 22:32:52 > < Jazzy > ,H
< 22:32:54 > < Jazzy > MGH
< 22:32:57 > < Jazzy > MG
< 22:32:58 > < AnimalControl > o rly
< 22:32:58 > < Jazzy > MGF
< 22:33:01 > < Jazzy > MGF
< 22:33:03 > < Jazzy > MFG
< 22:33:04 > < Jazzy > ,JH
< 22:33:07 > < Jazzy > ,GK
< 22:33:08 > < Jazzy > ,H
< 22:33:10 > < Jazzy > ,HJ
< 22:33:13 > < Jazzy > JK
< 22:33:14 > < Jazzy > KJ,
< 22:33:16 > < Jazzy > ,K
< 22:33:19 > < Jazzy > GHDMDGH;.NGFHFGMHGGM
< 22:33:20 > < Jazzy > GMH
< 22:33:22 > < Jazzy > MF
< 22:33:24 > < Jazzy > MHGGMHGHMFMGHMGHMHMGHNXFG
< 22:33:26 > < Jazzy > FGXNGXFNDFNZSFDdfF
< 22:33:29 > < Jazzy > ZFDGZDDF HCVVJHFTGXS
< 22:33:30 > < Jazzy > ZDFGGFNJHWreslkghldzzlfj.zzlg
< 22:33:53 > < AnimalControl > o rly
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The Outsider
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Posted: 8/7/2004 7:35:57 AM
Post subject: Re: And now, a JJcoolJ chat log |
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Taken from http://www.diddlers.info/images/Jazzy.20031201.txt :
Session Start: Sat Dec 06 22:22:43 2003
Session Ident: Jazzy
Session Ident: Jazzy (~jason@nwc56-161.nwconx.net)
< 22:22:43 > < Jazzy > fuck you asshole fucking unban me
< 22:22:52 > < AnimalControl > that's not a nice thing to say
< 22:25:54 > < AnimalControl > Well fine then
< 22:26:38 > < Jazzy > i fucking hate yoyu you fucking loser
< 22:26:52 > < AnimalControl > Oh =<<<
< 22:27:00 > < AnimalControl > Why must you be so full of rage =<<<<<<<<<<
< 22:27:21 > < Jazzy > i am so angry i have so much rage i want to fucking kill you so bad
*snip* with a machete
Hurm.....sounds like a typical night in 40's chat to me.
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The New Meat
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Posted: 8/7/2004 8:11:54 AM
Post subject: Re: And now, a JJcoolJ chat log |
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< 22:31:52 > < Jazzy > HIUHWAe iSJHSFDsgDSFFD
< 22:31:52 > < Jazzy > FG
< 22:31:53 > < Jazzy > HFD
< 22:31:53 > < Jazzy > H
< 22:31:53 > < Jazzy > FD
< 22:31:53 > < Jazzy > HDF
< 22:31:55 > < Jazzy > H
< 22:31:56 > < Jazzy > FHK
< 22:31:59 > < Jazzy > HGL
< 22:32:00 > < Jazzy > K
< 22:32:02 > < Jazzy > HL
< 22:32:04 > < Jazzy > KHJ
< 22:32:06 > < Jazzy > KHG
< 22:32:08 > < Jazzy > K
< 22:32:10 > < Jazzy > GHJK
< 22:32:12 > < Jazzy > HJKHGK
< 22:32:15 > < Jazzy > H
< 22:32:16 > < Jazzy > GK
< 22:32:18 > < Jazzy > GHJ
< 22:32:21 > < Jazzy > KHG
< 22:32:23 > < Jazzy > K
< 22:32:24 > < Jazzy > GHK
< 22:32:27 > < Jazzy > HG
< 22:32:29 > < Jazzy > KH
< 22:32:30 > < Jazzy > JK
< 22:32:32 > < Jazzy > HJKRD
< 22:32:35 > < Jazzy > YUWRE
< 22:32:36 > < Jazzy > T
< 22:32:39 > < Jazzy > 5
< 22:32:41 > < Jazzy > HJDF
< 22:32:42 > < Jazzy > BCMGH
< 22:32:44 > < Jazzy > GH
< 22:32:47 > < Jazzy > MJHL,
< 22:32:48 > < Jazzy > HJL,
< 22:32:50 > < Jazzy > H
< 22:32:52 > < Jazzy > ,H
< 22:32:54 > < Jazzy > MGH
< 22:32:57 > < Jazzy > MG
< 22:32:58 > < AnimalControl > o rly
< 22:32:58 > < Jazzy > MGF
< 22:33:01 > < Jazzy > MGF
< 22:33:03 > < Jazzy > MFG
< 22:33:04 > < Jazzy > ,JH
< 22:33:07 > < Jazzy > ,GK
< 22:33:08 > < Jazzy > ,H
< 22:33:10 > < Jazzy > ,HJ
< 22:33:13 > < Jazzy > JK
< 22:33:14 > < Jazzy > KJ,
< 22:33:16 > < Jazzy > ,K
< 22:33:19 > < Jazzy > GHDMDGH;.NGFHFGMHGGM
< 22:33:20 > < Jazzy > GMH
< 22:33:22 > < Jazzy > MF
< 22:33:24 > < Jazzy > MHGGMHGHMFMGHMGHMHMGHNXFG
< 22:33:26 > < Jazzy > FGXNGXFNDFNZSFDdfF
< 22:33:29 > < Jazzy > ZFDGZDDF HCVVJHFTGXS
< 22:33:30 > < Jazzy > ZDFGGFNJHWreslkghldzzlfj.zzlg
< 22:33:53 > < AnimalControl > o rly
At the risk of not being hip and with it, what the fuck does this bit here mean? Is this gibberish or is it actually some sort of crazy code speak? |
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 8/7/2004 8:19:15 AM
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It's stuff like this that reminds me you guys are so fucking inside I'll never hope to be as fucking inside as you guys :oops:
not really a compliment, actually.
thx fr the laffs, tho. |
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The Outsider
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Posted: 8/7/2004 4:22:01 PM
Post subject: Re: And now, a JJcoolJ chat log |
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At the risk of not being hip and with it, what the fuck does this bit here mean? Is this gibberish or is it actually some sort of crazy code speak?
Heh...that's good ol' Gen-Yner angerspeak. Soooooo angry they just beat the keyboard and post. Frightening.
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Mitch
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Posted: 8/7/2004 5:20:45 PM
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< Jazzy > MHGGMHGHMFMGHMGHMHMGHNXFG
< Jazzy > FGXNGXFNDFNZSFDdfF
< Jazzy > ZFDGZDDF HCVVJHFTGXS |
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Rankin
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Posted: 8/7/2004 5:48:59 PM
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Ah... Somethingawful, and the advent of JJcoolJ.
Long story short, someone bought Jason a furry avatar, and he grew rather attached. then started 'yiffing it up'. I exposed him as a trolling fraud due to his rather eloquent handcrafted webpage which was quite amusing - to which he countered by removing his website, eventually claiming that his friends fond out he was furry since he deleted his index.html and they found his 'yiffy images' in a subdirectory.
Oddly enough, if you had a SomethingAwful Archive account, you'd find that he went from a relatively intelligent, if ignored poster into a blathering fool.
I also hate 'AnimalControl'/'Method Loser', but merely because he "hangs out with furries, but is not a furry. Ha ha, look at the furries" - he's also an inbred little bitch. :twisted: |
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Khroan
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Posted: 8/7/2004 6:53:12 PM
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< Jazzy > MHGGMHGHMFMGHMGHMHMGHNXFG
< Jazzy > FGXNGXFNDFNZSFDdfF
< Jazzy > ZFDGZDDF HCVVJHFTGXS
BRILLIANT |
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Kadius
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Posted: 8/7/2004 7:40:33 PM
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Am I the only one who noticed his nose? Disturbing. |
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 8/7/2004 10:26:40 PM
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| I think the nose sort of blends into the general horror of the rest of the face. I feel slightly ill just looking at it. |
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Dogthing
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Posted: 8/8/2004 5:05:08 AM
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=<<<<<<<<<<
Edit: GOD DAMMIT! He's wearing the same kind of County Line courdoroy shirt that I have! I just noticed that.
http://www.dogthing.net/picture_library/meshirt.jpg |
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Rankin
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Posted: 8/8/2004 3:53:58 PM
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Bubba Ho-Tep Jr.
Dude... are you one of those guys who worships Zena... and wants to lick her feet, and stuff?
Nice muttonchops. :twisted: |
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Kadius
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Posted: 8/9/2004 2:39:24 AM
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On a related note: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=JJCoolJ
Such a lovely fellow, except for his slightly disturbing fascination with stuffed toy animals. I don't really know what's up with that.
"I just flushed a huge jjcoolj down the toilet"
I am amused.
Edit: DEAR GOD THERE'S A FLASH ABOUT HIM.
And it's apparently done by our very own Shmorky. Awesome, budday. |
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Posted: 8/9/2004 4:42:56 AM
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| Oh. So you are AnimalControl. Explains a lot. |
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Shmorky
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Posted: 8/9/2004 4:47:07 AM
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Yeah, I did a number of Flash animations about people who got banned. They were timely because I finished them on THE DAY of the VERY BANNING. I personally do not think they stand the test of time, but that's just me I guess.
I don't do them anymore though. I spend more time on just being weird now (and doing any work that comes my way): http://www.shmorky.com/animation.html |
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Josh Z.
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Posted: 8/9/2004 11:54:02 AM
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Dear Shmorky,
I love your flash animations to death but your weird loading progress bars always annoy the shit out of me
xoxo
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Dogthing
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Posted: 8/10/2004 12:30:53 AM
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That "JJCOOLJ GOT PERMABANNED" thread in FYAD was the first thread I ever posted in.
Memories :)
Edit: bobby Sperm whale laffo. Didn't he get banned shortly after that, also? |
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ZenZhu
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Posted: 8/10/2004 1:43:18 PM
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I'm seeing a resemblance here. |
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The Outsider
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Posted: 8/10/2004 4:27:53 PM
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I'm seeing a resemblance here.
Even worse, I can imagine the dialogue from a "King of the Hill" episode.
Hank: "Oh my GOD! What the hell are you supposed to be?!"
Bobby: "I'm being my inner animal, Dad."
Dale: "He's one of them furverts! It's too late for him, Hank! He needs to be taken out now!"
Hank: "Dammit, Dale! Put that gun down!"
Boomhauer: "YeahIheardaboutfurvertswheniwasontheinternetgoingclickityclickclickclick."
Bill: "Awww...Bobby looks so cute. I want to hug him and squeeze him and name him George."
Hank: "Dale, shoot Bill instead."
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Rankin
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Posted: 8/10/2004 6:14:02 PM
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Hank: "Oh my GOD! What the hell are you supposed to be?!"
Bobby: "I'm being my inner animal, Dad."
Dale: "He's one of them furverts! It's too late for him, Hank! He needs to be taken out now!"
Hank: "Dammit, Dale! Put that gun down!"
Boomhauer: "YeahIheardaboutfurvertswheniwasontheinternetgoingclickityclickclickclick."
Bill: "Awww...Bobby looks so cute. I want to hug him and squeeze him and name him George."
Hank: "Dale, shoot Bill instead."
Hank: The... the penis... goes - goes into... the mangina... Oh god. |
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M0us3_Zero
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Posted: 8/10/2004 11:05:32 PM
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*ROFLMAO*
Now that's comedy. ^O^ |
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The Outsider
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Posted: 8/11/2004 4:52:03 AM
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Hank: The... the penis... goes - goes into... the mangina... Oh god.
Imagine the cast of "King of the Hill" as "Watchmen" characters.
Dale: the Comedian
Bill: Rorschach
Hank: Nite Owl II
Boomhauer: Mothman
Peggy: Sally Jupiter with the niece being Silk Specter
Bobby: Seymour
(and just for yoks) John Redcorn as either Ozymandias or Dr Manhattan.
Sh-boom tsssss!
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<Blasphemy>
The Power of Christ Compels You!
The Power of Christ Compels You!
The Power of Christ Compels You!
The Power of Christ Compels You!
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I am sorry... I just take that book very seriously... |
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The Outsider
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Posted: 8/12/2004 9:25:05 AM
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The Power of Christ Compels You!
The Power of Christ Compels You!
The Power of Christ Compels You!
The Power of Christ Compels You!
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I am sorry... I just take that book very seriously...
Blasphemy? I admire the book, always wanted to see a "Tales of the Watchmen" featuring my boy the Comedian. I always hope for the movie and that Dennis Farina is the Comedian.
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eatenmyeyes
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...Dennis Farina is the Comedian.
That is exactly the person I would cast. I am getting good at this. A few years ago I guessed Gary Oldman for Sirius Black... |
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The Outsider
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Posted: 8/15/2004 4:27:31 AM
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...Dennis Farina is the Comedian.
That is exactly the person I would cast. I am getting good at this. A few years ago I guessed Gary Oldman for Sirius Black...
My best casting call guess was Michael Clarke Duncan as the Kingpin in the "Daredevil" movie. Dennis Farina as Cousin Avi in "Snatch" clinched it for me.
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