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The New Meat
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Posted: 8/10/2004 3:52:09 AM     Post subject: The Greatest Story EVAR Told (long post)  
i expire
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M0us3_Zero
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Joined: 22 Mar 2004
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Posted: 8/10/2004 4:00:33 AM     Post subject:  
Oh god, he's infiltrated the Dr. Who fandom!

CONDITION ORANGE!! or is it Mauve...

In any case, WHATTA WANKER! >_<

And I have a strange suspicion he's a stalker... O_O
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Kadius
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Posted: 8/10/2004 4:26:26 AM     Post subject:  
I CAN WRITE FUREE SIGHENCE FIKSHON TO.

Dear god. Mous3_Zero, I think this calls for the alert level to be raised to:
AGENT ORANGE, ORANGE

Or some other ridiculous color.
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Genghis
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Posted: 8/10/2004 5:39:52 AM     Post subject:  
what

the fuck

is this shit
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21st Century Digital Boy
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Posted: 8/10/2004 5:53:30 AM     Post subject:  
I managed to get about three paragraophs into that before my brain cells began rebelling and committing suicide one-by-one. Can I get the cliff notes instead?
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Michael Hirtes
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Posted: 8/10/2004 7:45:45 AM     Post subject: Re: The Greatest Story EVAR Told (long post)  
How absolutely craptacular!
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DA
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Posted: 8/10/2004 8:11:52 AM     Post subject:  
*eyetwitch* And I thought my craptastic attempts at fanfic sucked...my first one is still floating around in mst form, someone royally took the piss out of my abortion of a lemon...but that dr who rip off defeats even mine.
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Computolio
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Posted: 8/10/2004 9:18:33 AM     Post subject:  
i gave up after it said tardis
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ZenZhu
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Posted: 8/10/2004 2:15:39 PM     Post subject:  
I stopped after "hotbuns."
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Mitch
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Posted: 8/10/2004 4:50:41 PM     Post subject: Re: The Greatest Story EVAR Told (long post)  
i expire

A SHORT REVIEW

I laughed, I cried, I wet myself. Never have I been more moved by two simple words. Truly The New Meat is a master of the postmodern, ultra-compressed "narrative". From the bleak, simple, uncapitalized "i" so very reminiscent of e.e. cummings and irresistibly calling to mind the modern depersonalization of humankind, to the brutally efficient "expire" suggesting a termination somewhat more elaborate than simply writing "die", this is a ferociously concise parable of existensial despair and death which I cannot praise to highly. I look forward to more in this exciting and original vein with bated breath.

Last edited by The New Meat on 10 Aug 2004 03:42 pm; edited 1 time in total

AH-HA!
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Dogthing
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Posted: 8/10/2004 7:21:28 PM     Post subject:  
what
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The New Meat
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Posted: 8/13/2004 12:53:24 AM     Post subject:  
WTF? Where'd my post go?
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