Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Blair · Rasophore Joined: 16 Jun 2003 Posts: 52

Just a shout to assholes who want to hang at the mephit furmeet, if you're an SomethingAwful Goon or A Cyd Poster and actually go to the con, Bug me. Ill be there, in the lobby drinking/smoking or probably trying to cripple some fucktard who tries to *skritch* me..

Dr.Blair

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 612

Just a shout to assholes who want to hang at the mephit furmeet, if you're an SomethingAwful Goon or A Cyd Poster and actually go to the con, Bug me. Ill be there, in the lobby drinking/smoking or probably trying to cripple some fucktard who tries to *skritch* me..

Dr.Blair

Cause some merry mayhem there by spreading a rumor that you heard that Michael Hirtes showed up as part of the SA/CYD group. Watch them fan out all over the hotel like a Transylvanian lynch mob, looking for "The Monster".

The Outsider · Coadjutor Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 100

Cause some merry mayhem there by spreading a rumor that you heard that Michael Hirtes showed up as part of the SA/CYD group. Watch them fan out all over the hotel like a Transylvanian lynch mob, looking for "The Monster".

"Hang heem!" (Kevin Kline in "The Wild Wild West")

It's been done at AC. The rumor is spread that I'm at the convention just to witness the (over)reaction of two individuals.

MFM? Nar, I'd rather spend Labor Day weekend at Dragon*Con.

The Outsider

M0us3_Zero · Venter Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 252

I can't wait for the reports. ^_^

Seriously. After that last time in Texas with those SA goons, I can bet the Memphis con will have something really odd happen too.

Although, I'm sure there are spies for that con here in the forums. So I bet they know.

Good luck. And let us know how it goes.

Blair · Rasophore Joined: 16 Jun 2003 Posts: 52

Im fairly well-known at mephit, mostly because ive been there since the first one in 97 and one of my good friends is the founder of the con.

But 10 years in the fandom have made me go from furry fan and artist to...christ..just drawing person..Not Wolf, Not Fox, Not manatee, Just a person who can draw cartoons.

Can't say i hate the fandom totally.....but about 60-70% it...yeah..i hate it.

Its gonna be fun....Nobody really knows who i am here as opposed to my anthro-artist nickname. The people that actually will get mad are people i could not give a shit and a half about. 70% of them are clones of squirrl man from Office Space. Same dude, with different hair.

Im not posting my nick here, id rather people have fuck-up looks on their faces.

AS for the SA shit happening......lets just say i keep in touch with my friends at the County Sheriff's dept back from when i was a Cadet.

Someone will be going to jail..and i won't be me :)

Blair · Rasophore Joined: 16 Jun 2003 Posts: 52

Oh yeah.....and this is a BIG oh fuckin Yeah!

From what my source told me, the fandom's biggest loser, ross riddick..aka Sibe,Alaskan,Faggot, whatever he calls himself, has decided to come to mfm. I really never gave a shit about what he did..just his attitude ingraciated my foot wanting to connect to his ass and kick his rectum out of his mouth.

Trust me..an little Sa and Cyd here and there is nothing compared to what mayhem that turd will cause being there.

Genghis · Venter Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 214

Is it a bad thing if I consider the sibe ftp drama to be funny as fuck?

I've never talked to the guy, so I wouldn't be able to comment on whether or not I'd like him or not, but the screeching comedy he gave rise to has scored him a few plus points in my book.

Blair · Rasophore Joined: 16 Jun 2003 Posts: 52

Yes, he caused much hilarity, though its more of the "Fuck you, ill be a brat" kind than a "fuck the fandom, artists, blah blah"

I dont like him because i just hate most people, with a very special spot in my heart for little haxor faggots like him who need to be raped with a broken bottle.

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 405

I wouldn't be caught dead at a furry convention.

Dogthing · Venter Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 257

I wouldn't be caught dead at a furry convention.

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

I wouldn't be caught dead at a furry convention.

If nothing else because of the necrofurs that would rape your dead ass.

I don't know if I could bear to go to any kind of sf/fantasy/comics/anime con. IF there was an anime one here in St. Louis, I might try to get in for a day to raid all of the goodies like gashapon and other figures and stuff. But it would be a Mission Impossible kind of thing... slip in, get the goods, slip out.

Although, I'm not sure a bridal fair isn't worse than a con for rabid crowds. Hordes of brides elbowing each other to get at samples, brochures, and stuff. Whenever cake decorators set out samples, it looks like one of those pirhana attacks in cartoons.

When my wife was picking out her dress, I went with her a couple of times to help her with general ideas. I didn't see the final selection until the wedding day. She got hers from David's Bridal. When you step in there, being a guy, there's this immediate sense of all eyes turning to you as if just walked into a Black Panthers meeting wearing a white sheet. The scene in there is like watching a shark tank at feeding time.

After that, maybe a con would seem tame by comparison.. just freakier.

robot717 · Recusant Joined: 28 Jun 2004 Posts: 16

I wouldn't be caught dead at a furry convention.

If half the things I've heard online are true,then niether would I.I can just see myself being lead away in cuffs because one of the freaks tried to "scritch" me and I ended up knocking it's fucking teeth down it's throat in reflex.
I only hope and pray that most of the stuff I've heard is an exxageration.I'm not sure I could handle it if there really were people out there that were that screwed up.

Tailgunner · Prattler Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 175

With all those suits made with Holloween costume material, a 5 gallon jerrycan of gas and a BBQ lighter can go a long way.

MagKnightX · Prattler Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 196

Man, I wish I were famous and hated among the PhURrIa3 f4ndumb. You think that capturing several furs and walloping them repeatedly about the torso with a rubber hose would help?

M0us3_Zero · Venter Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 252

Man, I wish I were famous and hated among the PhURrIa3 f4ndumb. You think that capturing several furs and walloping them repeatedly about the torso with a rubber hose would help?

No, I'd knock one with a sledgehammer, then put him into a Pedigree. Then after executing it, scream; "YOUR PUSH IS OVER!". Then walk out with a couple of CYD/SA members like you guys owned the place. Which you did.

Hrm... Uhh... That sounded ghey. never mind me, I'll sit in the corner.

GoManVanGogh · Prattler Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 194

No, I'd knock one with a sledgehammer, then put him into a Pedigree. Then after executing it, scream; "YOUR PUSH IS OVER!". Then walk out with a couple of CYD/SA members like you guys owned the place. Which you did.

WHOOOOOOOOO!

Come to think of it, isn't Eugene just PRIME furry material?

"Hey, Uncle Eric! I got a new costume! Wanna see?"

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

Man, I wish I were famous and hated among the PhURrIa3 f4ndumb. You think that capturing several furs and walloping them repeatedly about the torso with a rubber hose would help?

Just tell them you're responsible for the phone call that led to the "post-it note incident" at that con a few years back. Or do something equally sinister to put a hitch in their ability to peddle spooge art at the con. Get church groups stirred up like lobbing a hornet's nest into the middle of the con.

Or just lob a hornet's nest in to the middle of the con.

Although, I think irate, indignant, and self-important soccer moms and bingo biddies with signs bearing Simba with a strikethrough would be funnier.

M0us3_Zero · Venter Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 252

No, I'd knock one with a sledgehammer, then put him into a Pedigree. Then after executing it, scream; "YOUR PUSH IS OVER!". Then walk out with a couple of CYD/SA members like you guys owned the place. Which you did.

WHOOOOOOOOO!

Come to think of it, isn't Eugene just PRIME furry material?

"Hey, Uncle Eric! I got a new costume! Wanna see?"

Sad, but true. And if the WWE does read these forums and do this Idea... I'll never call myself a wrestling fan again.

Eugene was enough of a hard pill to swallow. Phurraie Eugene would be worse.

That would mean the CYD/SA version of Evoulution would have to clean up the place.

GoManVanGogh · Prattler Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 194

That would mean the CYD/SA version of Evoulution would have to clean up the place.

Uhhh.... YOU first!

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

Man, I wish I were famous and hated among the PhURrIa3 f4ndumb. You think that capturing several furs and walloping them repeatedly about the torso with a rubber hose would help?

No, you don't. I got that way by merely accepting the nice offer to have a social run-through of my wedding in front of AAC98 and thanks to their timing of it right in the middle of the costume contest, I got more venomous hatred than anyone has in furry short of Nekobe or Mike Hirtes. Made my life in furry ten billion times harder. Damn near assured that only a very few people in furry would talk to me: a few nice ones and a whole big stinking pile of crazy dog fuckers, plush humpers, and fursuit screwers just wanting to cozy up to me.

You don't want it. You might want to beat a few embarassing schmucks with a rubber hose, and seriously, who doesn't, but you probably don't need the headache.

The Outsider · Coadjutor Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 100

That would mean the CYD/SA version of Evoulution would have to clean up the place.

I want to be part of that faction. An Evolution/rWo merger.

rWo
The Outsider

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 405

please stop talking about wrestling

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

Actually, it would be better to do that incognito. Sure, you could beat them around with a rubber hose and get your face known.............

OR..... you could slip in in disguise, knock out someone and steal their fursuit (before they've had a chance to put it on... icky), then go make away with another furry to a janitor's closet where you beat them with a sack of valencia oranges. Then, ditch the suit back with the owner before they wake up. Find another fursuit and another victim, and repeat the process a few times over.... spreading seeds of suspicion and dissent among the furry populace... and watch them turn on each other, rather than against you.

MagKnightX · Prattler Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 196

What a waste of perfectly tasty oranges.

The Outsider · Coadjutor Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 100

What a waste of perfectly tasty oranges.

Instead of a sackful of oranges, you can use a sackful of ugly bricks.

The Outsider

Kadius · Venter Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 254

<....>to a janitor's closet where you beat them with a sack of valencia oranges.

They won't leave a bruise, but it'll let 'em know who's boss.

M0us3_Zero · Venter Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 252

Starting to sound like the Sopranos up in here.

I wouldn't be suprised we cause the security at the con to be getting tighter.

Or worse, claim we've been making threats.

Should be fun to see how this rattles out.

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 612

......and thanks to their timing of it right in the middle of the costume contest, I got more venomous hatred than anyone has in furry short of Nekobe or Mike Hirtes.

Please don't put me and NUTkobe in the same sentence. That guy is a seriously batshit ubberfurry.

MagKnightX · Prattler Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 196

your avatar... the dangling... it's almost hypnotic...

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

......and thanks to their timing of it right in the middle of the costume contest, I got more venomous hatred than anyone has in furry short of Nekobe or Mike Hirtes.

Please don't put me and NUTkobe in the same sentence. That guy is a seriously batshit ubberfurry.

I am basically in the same sentence so no easy time off for you either. We're all hated.in furry. For different reasons, of course.

I keep hearing that hip-hop tune "Magic Stick" and instead hum "Ugly Stick" so maybe we should use a big Ugly Stick to beat some furries.

Oops.

Too late.

I remember what some look like.

:shock:

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 612

......and thanks to their timing of it right in the middle of the costume contest, I got more venomous hatred than anyone has in furry short of Nekobe or Mike Hirtes.

Please don't put me and NUTkobe in the same sentence. That guy is a seriously batshit ubberfurry.

I am basically in the same sentence so no easy time off for you either. We're all hated.in furry. For different reasons, of course.

Yeah, but I don't write mouth-foaming drivel like this :

From: bart bervoets (nekobe@online.be)
Subject: Public copy of statement to Eurofurence organisation.

View: Complete Thread (2 articles)

Original Format
Newsgroups: alt.lifestyle.furry
Date: 2004-08-17 14:11:23 PST
This is a public copy of the statement sent to the Eurofurence organisation
on August 17 2004
This statement is posted for legal reasons, regardless of the response,
outcome or decision
by the Eurofurence organisation.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------

To whoever will receive and read this email:

Herewith i, Sunnylion, request to be allowed the attending of eurofurence
10.
I declare that i will not get involved in any criminal or civil offence of
any nature
before, during and after the convention.
A seperate police statement can be made and signed by me if required.

I think that the entire rumor mill around me has to come to an end here, i
do not wish to name
any names here but everybody knows which persons i mean.

The only thing i wish to do is talk to similar minded people about similar
minded topics, face to face,
instead of over the internet.

Finally, be adviced that due to heavy testicular cancer i lost both
testicles and therefor am unable
to achieve an erection or sexual feelings, so any claims of me being yiffy
or attempting to be yiffy
will be fake.

I await an adult response, i am 29 and most people organising and attending
should display a
behavior similar to mine, answer in a civilized manner.

This being said, that is all to say.
Thank you for your time.

Sunnylion

Sigh. If only they had just let him yiff teh otter..........

The Outsider · Coadjutor Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 100

Sigh. If only they had just let him yiff teh otter..........

But, that's otterly ridiculous.

Sh-boom tsssss!

For some reason, suddenly, Peter Gabriel's "Shock the Monkey" just became "Yiff the Otter."

Oy.

The Outsider

GoManVanGogh · Prattler Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 194

I keep hearing that hip-hop tune "Magic Stick" and instead hum "Ugly Stick" so maybe we should use a big Ugly Stick to beat some furries.

Oops.

Too late.

I remember what some look like.

:shock:

Shawn Keller doesn't do caricatures, he does PORTRAITS!

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

For some reason, suddenly, Peter Gabriel's "Shock the Monkey" just became "Yiff the Otter."

Or rather,

"Don't ya know ya gotta spank the monkey!
Spank the monkey!
Hey hey!
Spank the monkey!"

Of course,

"When I went fursuiting in Memphis...
(fursuiting in Memphis)
I was walking 'round like a total fucking dufus.
When I went fursuiting in Memphis
(fursuiting in Memphis)
..."

I haven't had the time to flesh it out but those have gone through my head for a while. Too busy with some serious Dish Pimp work.

The Outsider · Coadjutor Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 100

Or rather,

"Don't ya know ya gotta spank the monkey!
Spank the monkey!
Hey hey!
Spank the monkey!"

Of course,

"When I went fursuiting in Memphis...
(fursuiting in Memphis)
I was walking 'round like a total fucking dufus.
When I went fursuiting in Memphis
(fursuiting in Memphis)
..."

Instead of "Walking in L.A." by Missing Persons, it'd be "Yiffing in L.A."
How about butchering "Walk Like an Egyptian" by the Bangles to "Walk Like a Dipshit" (which is easy to do iwhile wearing a fursuit).

The Outsider

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

My family came to Hazard when I was just seven
Even then the folks in town said with prejudiced eyes
That boy's not right
Three years ago when I came to know Murry
First time that someone looked beyond the rumors and the lies
And saw the wolf inside

We used to walk down by the river
He loved to watch the tails go up
We used to yiff along the river
And roleplay our way out of this dump
...

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

We used to walk down by the river
He loved to watch the tails go up
We used to yiff along the river
And roleplay our way out of this dump
...

Wow, someone riffing on Richard Marx unless I miss my guess. Haven't seen that before.

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

Wow, someone riffing on Richard Marx unless I miss my guess. Haven't seen that before.

I have no idea why, either... I just had 'Hazard' pop into my head, and had to roll with it. :twisted:

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 405

Posting to say Rankin's avatar is awesome

WOOOO