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IceCat
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robot717
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Posted: 8/14/2004 10:56:44 PM
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| I think I'm going to be sick. |
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Tailgunner
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Posted: 8/15/2004 1:42:43 AM
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| 35 dollars minimum bid? That money could be better spent on the ammunition to shoot the guy that designed that stuff. |
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thegunman
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Posted: 8/15/2004 6:31:56 AM
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35 dollars minimum bid? That money could be better spent on the ammunition to shoot the guy that designed that stuff.
funny you mention that, thats about the amount of money i spend on ammo every pay day. :twisted: |
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Michael Hirtes
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ZenZhu
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Joined: 22 Mar 2004
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Posted: 8/16/2004 3:35:21 PM
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Haven't done an auction in quite some time. Thought it would be a good time to do a few. That and I could use the help guys, have bills to take care of and dreams of my own.
Dreams of fucking stuffed animals, apparently. Nothing says "shoot for the stars" like wanting to get your freak on with a 6' Pink Panther.
Bad technical writing. If you have to tell them what a "modification" is, wouldn't it be reasonable to define what an SPH is? In this case, however, it's better that was overlooked.
Fur or fleece.... wouldn't you want something you can.. y'know... clean out? I mean, after a few uses, dried, crusty fleece is going to get awfully pointy, then you might as well stuff your salami in between a few rasps taped together.
Paypal does not accept credit cards.
You sure they don't accept credit cards just from furry freaks? My credit card has always worked fine.
I do not accept personal checks.
Would that be because you know any furry that will apparently pay to have Meeko modified for fuckability is not likely to have two pennies to rub together? And if they did have two pennies to rub together, they would be more likely to be used to generate a high-pitched grinding noise that would attract squirrels for the purpose of trapping them and stuffing them in their pants rather than going into their checking account to cover the check they sent you signed with a picture of a hermaphroditic Minerva Mink?
The photo is but a few examples of my work. I have been doing this for years and have had many satisfied furries.
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Skunkfunker
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Joined: 18 Mar 2004
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Posted: 8/16/2004 4:44:29 PM
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Closes in: Auction is closed
Number of Bids: 0
A-ha-ha-ha. |
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Charisma
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Posted: 8/16/2004 10:47:40 PM
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| I wouldnt mind if that were supposed to be comical like the blow-up sheep in sex shops...but that just disturbs me... |
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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 8/16/2004 11:06:20 PM
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I mean, after a few uses, dried, crusty fleece is going to get awfully pointy, then you might as well stuff your salami in between a few rasps taped together.
We should be so lucky!
True, they'll likely never reproduce as it is, but, better safe than sorry, right? |
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Paul
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Joined: 01 Feb 2004
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Posted: 8/16/2004 11:49:50 PM
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| It would be wicked to plant a little surprise in such a "modified" plushie. Like a mousetrap. Or a small capsule of super glue that'll break when the plushie is, er, used. Image a furry trying to explain the situation at the hospital: "Well doctor, I was taking a bath, and slipped on the soap, and... uhhh... fell dickfirst into the plushie... and I seem to be stuck..." |
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ZenZhu
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Posted: 8/17/2004 1:48:10 PM
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"Well that's fine, son, but that doesn't explain why the plushie had a place for you to fall dickfirst into in the first place."
As I've said before, I don't really care what a person does behind closed doors. If they want to put a lube tube in the Velveteen Rabbit, then that's fine. But... and maybe I'm just overly prone to think about why I do the things that I do.... but, if your taste in women can be best summed up by the phrase "Gotta getta Gund." then maybe... just maybe... you should step back for a moment and assess what's goin' on in the old noodle. |
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