Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

GoManVanGogh · Prattler Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 194

This has nothing at all to do with the phandumb, but it's still pretty cool..

http://fat-pie.com/salad.htm
http://fat-pie.com/salad2.htm
http://fat-pie.com/salad3.htm

Kadius · Venter Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 254

Saw these on newgrounds, interesting indeed.

"Hubert Cumberdale, fancy seeing you here."

Since we're sharing, I found this today: http://www3.telus.net/jefmil/stairwaybackwards.htm

MagKnightX · Prattler Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 196

There's a third one now?

*watches it*

Must... bleach... eyeballs... but eyball bleach... all... used because of... furries! NOOOO!

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 612

This has nothing at all to do with the phandumb, but it's still pretty cool..

http://fat-pie.com/salad.htm
http://fat-pie.com/salad2.htm
http://fat-pie.com/salad3.htm

Dammit! Now I'll NEVER find out what Jeremy Fisher tastes like.

Racist bastard! Only the white imaginary friends are worth his precious tongue. Is that it?

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

Dark chocolate.

Incidentally, if you mix "soot" and "poo," you get Spooo.

Tailgunner · Prattler Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 175

Dude, that is disturbing. Man, I'm going to bed soon, hope that cartoon won't taint my dreams tonight. Ugh.

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 612

Dude, that is disturbing. Man, I'm going to bed soon, hope that cartoon won't taint my dreams tonight. Ugh.

And just in case it doesn't, allow this image of HappyTard to be the one to push you over into the abyss.

MagKnightX · Prattler Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 196

You know, Michael, maybe you really are an asshole. I was going to be able to sleep soundly tonight, but NO. You had to make LARDASS dance. Not to mention those god damn raccoon balls.

Kadius · Venter Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 254

I think Mike just likes to rile people up. I can just imagine him sitting in a computer chair, wringing his hands together... "Dance puppets, dance!"

But maybe that's just me.

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 612

I think Mike just likes to rile people up. I can just imagine him sitting in a computer chair, wringing his hands together... "Dance puppets, dance!"

But maybe that's just me.

Yikes! Don't tell me that I'm too much for even CYD to handle, am I?

If tanuki balls and thrashtards offend you, then you must have just got onto the in-ter-net with your com-pu-ter.

The Outsider · Coadjutor Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 100

Yikes! Don't tell me that I'm too much for even CYD to handle, am I?

If tanuki balls and thrashtards offend you, then you must have just got onto the in-ter-net with your com-pu-ter.

What's amazing is that for words on a computer monitor, what you type has a lot of punch. When I get accused of being some sort of "disturbing presence,' my reply is "you gimme waaay too much credit."

The Outsider

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 612

What's amazing is that for words on a computer monitor, what you type has a lot of punch. When I get accused of being some sort of "disturbing presence,' my reply is "you gimme waaay too much credit."

As Jerry Collins once said to me, "You could be the head librarian at Miskatonic University".

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

One can take some small comfort in the fact that the tanuki's huge balls are not a furry creation, though. That's just the way the legend is. The really painful part is they're supposed to beat on them and play them like a drum. Makes me double over mentally just thinking about it.

Now that I think about it, furries are always quick to try and validate furrydom by saying it goes as far back as even ancient Egypt, with the animal-headed gods. Maybe, however, it would be more appropriate when attempting to use that lopsided logic if they said it goes back even as far as ancient Japanese mythology.... raccoons with big balls... that's where furry started. :lol:

Shmorky · Venter Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 208

I don't understand this reaction to those shorts. "Oh, it's so creepy" "it's disturbing!" "I'm gonna throw up!"

It's crap. He tries way too hard and the end result is incredibly boring. If he were a better animator it probably wouldn't be so hard to watch.

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

My predominating thought was, "Well someone's a fan of Tim Burton and Edward Gorey."

GoManVanGogh · Prattler Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 194

I don't understand this reaction to those shorts. "Oh, it's so creepy" "it's disturbing!" "I'm gonna throw up!"

It's crap. He tries way too hard and the end result is incredibly boring. If he were a better animator it probably wouldn't be so hard to watch.

*SHRUGS*

Such is the subjective nature of art.

GoManVanGogh · Prattler Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 194

As Jerry Collins once said to me, "You could be the head librarian at Miskatonic University".

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
That's it, Mikey... Just KEEEEEEP going!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

MagKnightX · Prattler Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 196

I don't understand this reaction to those shorts. "Oh, it's so creepy" "it's disturbing!" "I'm gonna throw up!"

It's crap. He tries way too hard and the end result is incredibly boring. If he were a better animator it probably wouldn't be so hard to watch.

I do agree that he is a pretty bad animator (you know what pisses me off? When people say, "well, I bet you couldn't do any better yourself" to defend their "honor." Maybe I can't now, but you can damn well bet if I knew enough Flash to be able to make about two dozen over-a-minute-long cartoons, I would probably be able to. Thing is, Flash isn't much of a marketable skill anymore since half of everybody knows how to do it; it's just a timewaster for those who don't have anything new to add. This completely off-topic rant is brought to you by Piss-Flavored Cornflakes! Who's been pissing in YOUR cornflakes?), but at the same time, it is scary. It is disturbing. Not in the traditional way, but more in the way of "what the fuck? Did that thing just rub nettles on its chest? What the hell is wrong with this animator?!?"

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

Maybe I'm just jaded by the kind of prevalence this form of humor or whatever has gained in the media, but leaking nipples, nettle massages, folks on meathooks, scarecrow stitchheads.... it's just the flavor of the month right now. This really isn't anything you can't see on Invader Zim or a host of other NickToons. It's just kind of a copycat of that brand of stuff.

Dogthing · Venter Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 257

The only part that was slightly creepy or scary to me was when Hubert Cumberdale did his GRRAAGT thing in the dream.

Everything else was lackluster.

MagKnightX · Prattler Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 196

But why was Milford Cubicle so angry?

Shmorky · Venter Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 208

But why was Milford Cubicle so angry?

because he's in a shitty cartoon

....HI-YOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

My spoon's too big.