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Quantum Coyote
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Joined: 12 May 2004
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Posted: 8/25/2004 2:35:41 PM
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Ok this isn't about 'furs', its about skunks, sort of, close enough.
I've been wondering when somebody would build something like this, a skunk juice chemical weapon, that shit will wake the dead. (or any mephitophiles in a thousand mile radius, hopefully not dead mephitophiles tho)
http://channels.netscape.com/ns/news/story.jsp?id=2004082509070002027165&dt=20040825090700&w=RTR&coview=
le pue! |
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Joined: 20 Jan 2004
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Posted: 8/25/2004 10:38:15 PM
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The new device, which is not yet operational, releases a cloud so pungent that according to initial tests it permeates clothes for five years, the officials said.
Palestinians said such a weapon could be particularly unpleasant for devout Muslims since they cannot pray with clothes that smell and would have to throw them away.
Ha ha take that, Muslims!
Another weapon which is close to being operational is a fiberglass tank shell that disintegrates in the air, causing an enormous explosion but no casualties.
Only one of those weapons would be useful for furcon crowd control. Take it from me, I'm a skunk*. I know.
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Rankin
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Joined: 03 Jan 2004
Posts: 727
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Posted: 8/25/2004 11:51:45 PM
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Take it from me, I'm a skunk*. I know.
I think you have the roles reversed, son. |
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CrazyBomber
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Joined: 15 Sep 2003
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Posted: 8/29/2004 11:56:46 AM
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| I wonder from where can I buy some crates of skunkgas grenades... |
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MagKnightX
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Posted: 8/29/2004 4:26:58 PM
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| Here's about the closest civilian copy. |
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Rankin
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Posted: 8/30/2004 2:10:16 AM
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I wonder from where can I buy some crates of skunkgas grenades...
It won't do you any good. Furries are impervious to odour; much like any other fanboy. |
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thegunman
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Joined: 07 Oct 2003
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Posted: 8/30/2004 8:57:45 AM
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| sound nasty but you can accually extract stink juice from dead skunks. a buddy of mine is a professional trapper and keeps a bottle or two on hand for this and that. the stuff works graet on getting back people who pissed you off, just inject some in thier car seats during mid summer they'll never be able to get the smell out. :twisted: |
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CrazyBomber
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Posted: 8/30/2004 8:00:38 PM
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Artist's view about how would look a grenade of that kind. |
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