Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

IceCat · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 87

Message: 1
Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 23:35:34 -0700
From: Robert Johnson <alohawolf@pridelands.net>
Subject: Califur.1 Semi-Occasional-Monthly Newsletter for September 2004

Well, Califur.1 is Pleased to Announce our Theme, "The Islands" and we
are also pleased to introduce you to our new Mascots, Jonas and Sierra,
drawn by the wonderful A. Husky, who also does the Webcomic "Fur-piled"

http://califur.com/jonas72.jpg
http://califur.com/sierra72.jpg

I am also Pleased to Announce our Artist Guest of Honor, Brian Wear, who
helped us out Greatly, with our Art Needs for Last Years Con.

And For those who couldn't make it to Califur, or who missed out on the
Pictures, we also have a Gallery on-line, everyone feel free to take a
looksie

http://gallery.califur.com

and keep your Eyes and Ears peeled for an announcement from us, within
the next month we will be announcing our New Venue, and opening our
Registration System up

Robert Johnson
Chairman Califur.1

Feel Free to check out the horrors in the gallery.

Later

IceCat

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

Great, looks like modern rock gone totally wrong.

And WTF is up with this? Shorts too big? Kilt gone awry?

"Hold still, this won't hurt... much. Sorry I forgot the Astroglide!"

Someone might want to tell Dexter Holland that his look is being stolen... badly.

"Filthy humans! Kneel before the Goa'uld!"

Somewhere, a feminist has an entire doctoral thesis to write about this one picture.

One of those times Meat Loaf finds very good reason upon waking to stay on the wagon and not fall off.

The fursuit pics are not needing commentary. They are self-damning.

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 612

"SIEG YIFF! SIEG YIFF! CYD RAUS!"

It's official. They've finally turned into "furscists".

"Gooba wan goh bawoobi, Han Solo. Huhhh huhhhh huhhhhh huhhhhh......"

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

Great, looks like modern rock gone totally wrong.

I think he's freebasing fursuits.

Somewhere, a feminist has an entire doctoral thesis to write about this one picture.

IT IZ A FUZZY POTATO SACK MIT DER KITTIE EARZ!

The fellow in the right is a dripogryph... part horse, part schmuck.

The real miracle of this fursuit is that he hasn't been spooged on 127 times between the time he walked into the room, and the time this picture was taken.

"Someone rub my tummy! Or, at least scritch my scrotum!"

I love a parade.. especially when the prizes they're throwing to the crowd are repressed childhood issues.

The kangaroo is escorted about the con floor by Osama bin Laden, recently returned from a stay in Long Beach.

Boydyke of indeterminate gender AHOY!

Fursuit in the sun.... you can almost smell the funk.

The advantage of a diaper fetish mixed with fursuiting is you can take a squat anywhere.

Here we see three furries dressed up as a deer, a dog, and a honey-baked Virginia ham.

I'm not sure which is worse... cavorting in a fursuit, or a really lame hat and utility vest.

Legend has it that if a unicorn appears before people that do not believe in them, they will simply see a white mare. These days, however, when a unicorn appears before people, many simply see someone making an ass of themselves.

Are you people at a con, or going fly fishing? Make up your mind! Of course... if you're straining your pants pockets just by putting them on, I suppose a tackle vest WOULD be necessary.

Under normal circumstances, black is very slimming.................. under normal circumstances. In this case, a black out would be very slimming.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! OMFG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

The scariest part about this is that someone, somewhere, sometime, has been in contact with this man's dick.

Coming soon, to a post office bulletin board near you.

Yogurt is supposed to be good for weight loss. UNLESS YOU STIR HAM INTO IT!

This was taken moments before these fellows' mere presence set the sprinkler system off.

POSTER BOY FOR TEH FURRIEZ! You know life has gotten pretty bad when YOUR BELLY IS YOUR OWN TRAVELLING ARM REST!

Here a furry demonstrates how his ability to contort his arms comes in handy FOR STREAMLINING HIMSELF TO BE INSERTED INTO THE PREVIOUS FELLOW'S RECTUM!

And they call US Nazis.

From the Channel 5 LiveTeam field crew.... this just in... you're old, fat, ugly, and BALDING. Get a haircut, hippy!

A late-breaking report from our man on the street indicates that YOU IDIOTS ARE NOT HARRISON FORD! Loose the hat, goober. Fedoras may be stylish in noir films, but not when paired with a t-shirt and fettucini hair.

"I've been having such a good time, I'd like to buy a t-shirt. Do you have any small sizes?"
"Miss, you are aware this is a furry con, don't you?"
"Hmm... well, I suppose I could keep one in my car as an emergency tent."">

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 612

Here we see three furries dressed up as a deer, a dog, and a honey-baked Virginia ham.

Uggggh. Normally, I'd be all in favor of a photo of an asian chick in a collar, but my fantasy is forever ruined. Now I'll have visions of her walking in and going "Do you know where you put the Cheez Its at?"

I'll bet she was like Nikki Chao before the furries got to her.

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

She'd actually be okay if she just didn't pick her clothes from the reject piles of a Catholic school and an old Cyndi Lauper video. A tailored business suit with a smart skirt and some better glasses, and I'd let her spank me... maybe run a brush through that bird's nest, too.... and what'd yer momma tell you about standing up straight!

GoManVanGogh · Prattler Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 194

The "Furry Fans for Common Dignity/Friends of Michael Hirtes" Mixer Extravaganza! (The two in back thought it was the ice-cream social)

This little girl expresses my sentiments perfectly!

Activate cross-hairs!

"Dude, you realize you're not REALLY a dog, right?" "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!"

Dick Cheney: On second thought, screw state's rights!

KALI-MAR! Shunk-ti-dae! KALI-MAR! Shunk-ti-dae!

*PANT-PANT* Musn't... remove... suit! Must... feed... fetish! *PANT-PANT*

See, uh... it's a teddy bear, but, uh... it has CLAWS! That makes it, uh.... IRONIC... or something...

O-WAH-TAH-FAH-GAIAM... O-WAH-TAH-FAH-GAIAM...

"Hot furs? Where? Behind the 400-pound she-beast?" "The hot fur IS the 400-pound she-beast!" "Oh."

I'm a fur AND a goth! FEEL MY ANGST!

"Uh, honey, that's just a PAINTING. You can't EAT it." "Liar! You just want it for YOURSELF!"

Insert earplugs NOW!

Y'know, I wish I had a THIRD way of avoiding human contact...

Agent 03 calling Lowtax... Agent 03 calling Lowtax... Infiltration success... They don't suspect a thing... Over...

"Hello... My name is Dave, and.... And I'm a s'mores-addict!" "Hi, Dave!"

Well, y'know, this gallery may have some pictures of weird-looking folks, but so far I haven't really seen anything overly perver- OH, MY POLE-VAULTING CHRIST!!!

Handy Hotel Rule #373: When hosting a Fur-Con, be sure to have Roto-Rooter set to speed-dial

Ohhh, for a zyklon-B cannister!

Tonight on "Bands Reunited"... the surviving members of "Josie and the Pussycats

*SLURP* Doggie head look like GUM-DROP! Globtor WANT! *SLOBBER*

Ready... Aim... EAT MY COOOOOOCK!!!

No, no, no! You're supposed to slit your wrist LENGTH-wise!

It's the Avner-Mobile!

Take this, all of you, and eat it... This is my cock, which shall be given up for you...

Which kitty has the biggest titties?

Look! Three asses!

She's young, she's pretty, she's female.... What went wrong?

You'll notice he's ALONE... There's a REASON for this!

Ha! Let's see you flip us off with four fingers, dumb ass!

Half-beagle, half-rabbit, ALL schmuck!

Get me Ted Nugent, NOW!!!

And now, a poem entitled "Loss of My Virginity"... "Here, Fido, Good boy..."

Look, just because you're BUILT like Povarotti doesn't mean you can SING like him!

H-h-h-HOCK...

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 612

The "Furry Fans for Common Dignity/Friends of Michael Hirtes" Mixer Extravaganza! (The two in back thought it was the ice-cream social)

OOO! Right off the bat and you start off with being a butthole. Still looking for that room to AFF, Zippy?

Shmeckopolis · Prattler Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 140

In Hell, all they play is Furry rock bands

See the poorly made fursuit check out the fat man's ass!

The Fursuit Dance has been postponed?! Great, I got a head start to run away!

I dunno which sound to put to this--Chewbacca's roar or a severely out of key version of "I Will Always Love You"...

In front of you, a Furry beatnik striking an amazing resemblance to a post-hitting-of-the-rockbottom Chris Jericho. In the back, a thuroughly astounded retard.

Like a horrifying Zelda dungeon...

In a perfect world, this would be the attendance of Califur...

JESUS-MOTHER-OF-FUCK!!!

Finally! Someone gets mauled at a furry convention!

Making a "Gaytrix" joke or whatever would just be too easy here...

Dressed like Anubis, because he's dead on the inside...

A first, lades and gentlemen; a man and a woman dancing together at a fur con! A MILESTONE, THIS IS!

Kadius · Venter Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 254

The horror.

*rides bikes with Rankin*

IceCat · Coadjutor Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 87

Insert earplugs NOW!

And now for a musical interlude...

to the tune of Mr Sandman.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Mr. Miller wont you shut up?
I've heard your sceams and I've heard enough.

Blah, blah, blah, etc.

MR Miller wont you shut-up!

Blah, Blah, Blah, etc...

Later

IceCat

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

You should be chasing your dreams, not chasing your tail... chasing your dreams... chasing your dreams...

GoManVanGogh · Prattler Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 194

In front of you, a Furry beatnik striking an amazing resemblance to a post-hitting-of-the-rockbottom Chris Jericho.

I will never... E-e-e-e-ever... Go to this Furcon again!

A first, lades and gentlemen; a man and a woman dancing together at a fur con! A MILESTONE, THIS IS!

You call THAT a woman?

Shmeckopolis · Prattler Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 140

By normal standards, no. By furry standards, she's Pamela fuggin' Anderson (though the most female furries I've seen are the fat goth bitches from the "let's get those SA terrorists" clip).

Damn furry assclowns...

I want to yiff you, Mr. Anderson....

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

She's young, she's pretty, she's female.... What went wrong?

She must be the plant sent in by SomethingAwful. There's a camera in those go-go boots.

That'd be an interesting sight... hire a model, stuff her C-cups in a SomethingAwful shirt, send her in.... and just see what happens. Would she be tolerated for the purposes of being the only attractive woman in there? Would she be escorted out, because she IS a woman, rather than a gheyboi? Or, would the furries just keep a 50-ft. swath around here at all times out of sheer xenophobia.

Dogthing · Venter Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 257

But I like my fedora...

:(

And it comes in handy when it's raining and I don't have a poncho. FUCK YOU FURRIES FOR RUINING THE FUN OF WEARING IT :x :x :x :x

Ps.

(Picture of young attractive girl)

Hell, furry or not, I'd hit that. I probably have a better chance than all the fuckfaces at that convention, too. :)

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

Hopefully it's not wool. I had a wool outback hat at geology field camp... after our first rain, I quickly abandoned it. It should have come with a label saying "Caution: Stinky When Wet."

There's nothing wrong with fedoras, but it takes a certain person to get away with wearing them. Something like a fedora is a good accent to an overall clean-cut and well-dressed appearance. At the very least, it can be pulled off with a nice button-down shirt..... I can't think of the name... the shirts that are cut like Hawaiian shirts, but without the loud prints.

The furries you generally see sporting a fedora or any kind of hat other than a ball cap... usually violate the sensibilities of good hat taste in two ways. (Mind you, I'm being glib here.... I'm hardly a member of the fashion police... but I think we can agree on some furry trends that are just wrong) The first is a fedora with long hair. Loose or in a ponytail, it's just a dorky combination. If you're an outdoorsy type, long hair and a "Snowy River" hat can be more successful, but it's still a fairly dorky look. The second is a fedora paired with jeans and a t-shirt.... double demerits if the shirt is some inane animal print.

If you pair the fedora, jeans and t-shirt with a trench coat (or one of those awful Austrialian dusters) and Converse sneakers, then you really have the makings of furry fashion. Furries have this strange notion that a fedora is instant noir-ish class. Put a fedora on a geek, and you don't have Bogart.. you have a geek that just enhanced his dork factor exponentially. I may not be fashion-forward, but I know a dufus when I see one. :D

Let's review, class:

No

No

Yes

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

Yes

I thought you were straight. Ah well, live and learn. :twisted:

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

Well, once you explained to me why you enjoyed removing the seat from your Huffy when we would ride bikes, it was all downhill from there. :D

Dogthing · Venter Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 257

If you pair the fedora, jeans and t-shirt with a trench coat (or one of those awful Austrialian dusters) and Converse sneakers, then you really have the makings of furry fashion.

Ah, see, I always wear my fedora with cargos, a utilitarian open brown jacket, and hiking boots.

And only when I'm hiking.

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

Ah, see, I always wear my fedora with cargos, a utilitarian open brown jacket, and hiking boots.

And only when I'm hiking.

I'd imagine that's a modified Raiders of the Lost Ark look, and.. not like I'm an authority or anything.. but not out of place when hiking. Fashion sense is fair game when hiking, anyway, in the face of practicality and not wanting to wear anything you don't want to mess up. As someone with no hair on their head other than their eyebrows, I can attest to how the need for head covering when out and about often lends itself to making less than fashionable choices in the face of necessity. When I hike, I tend to take along a Buff. That alone confirms I'm no fashion guru. But, it fits in my pocket (I favor cargos for general wear as well as hiking... hard to find jeans cut to fit my quads, and I actually use the pockets, contrary to what certified fashion gurus might theorize) or on my wrist when not covering my head. It's light and airy when keeping the sun off, but has enough material to be a godsend in colder weather. A second one also comes in handy for the face if on very dusty trails (very handy in Montana).

So, I certainly have no qualifications to tell someone what to wear. But, I think most of us will agree that a fat furry stuffing himself into ratty jeans, a Metallica t-shirt, a black trenchcoat, converse hi-tops, and then trying to add class by topping his greasy head with a fedora is just laughable.

And yes... I have one of these...

CrazyBomber · Apocrisiary Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 46

Ohhh, for a zyklon-B cannister!

A Zyklon-B cannister? At your command, Sir!

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

But I like my fedora...

:(

And it comes in handy when it's raining and I don't have a poncho. FUCK YOU FURRIES FOR RUINING THE FUN OF WEARING IT :x :x :x :x

Ps.

(Picture of young attractive girl)

Hell, furry or not, I'd hit that. I probably have a better chance than all the fuckfaces at that convention, too. :)

Listen to the women first and foremost. I get plenty of compliments when I'm wearing my suit, black trench, and black leather hat. Especially with a black shirt and black tie. Not one bit of white. When you lean forward at the strip bar and they didn't see you because the other guys are in white shirts that are bright as small novae under the UV lights, they take notice more of you from then on. My wife used to be a stripper and I've been around hundreds of them. They prefer something to set you apart and given how many men they see, if you can get past their jaded senses, you're doing something right.

Long hair not going with fedoras kids? Please. Until I cut my ponytail, I used to get compliments on average at least once a week, especially with my leather hat. Even with the glasses.

Maybe it's more in the attitude, look on the face, and small talk. But I've done very well with my hats and hair.

What makes furries look so insufferably weird is the total combination. Vacuous conversation inbound to furry, chubby faces without any sign of work to them(when I had more weight and carried more in my face, I at least looked like I was chunky DESPITE working very fucking hard.), black t-shirts with tan shorts, socks with sandals, trench coats in the wrond season and temperature for them, and so forth.

It's one part how you look, one part how you act as well.

Most furries don't carry themselves as if they had any confidence and people smell prey. Smelling predator is sexier to people. They want to sense strength, confidence, intelligence, and a sense of ability to relate. Some empathy and some light comedy go a long way with this.

Furries aren't known for putting together a good package, personality and image together. So they compensate by trying harder to look weirder. Doesn't work.

Genghis · Venter Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 214

I have an old army-surplus greatcoat for those occasions that I really need a jacket. I don't wear it much at this time of year, and it needs replacing since it's pretty much worn out, but I didn't get the thing for fashion. I got it because it's utterly impervious to scottish weather, and having a full-length coat is damn nice when the rain's coming in horizontally.

And although I do own a cossak hat, the only time I wear it is when I'm taking the piss. Or if it's really cold, at which point fashion be damned.

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

Long hair not going with fedoras kids? Please. Until I cut my ponytail, I used to get compliments on average at least once a week, especially with my leather hat. Even with the glasses.

Maybe it's more in the attitude, look on the face, and small talk. But I've done very well with my hats and hair.

Maybe it depends on what circles you run in.

Dogthing · Venter Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 257

And although I do own a cossak hat, the only time I wear it is when I'm taking the piss

wait

You have a hat you take with you to the bathroom?

MagKnightX · Prattler Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 196

He's a Scot. Their beer is awful (hence why they drink Whiskey), and is referred to as "piss" because of its taste. Therefore, "taking the piss" is consuming alcohol.

Kadius · Venter Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 254

So piss is a term for beer..

I can see where people get the two confused.

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

To make things even more confusing, in Australia, 'taking the piss' generally means to be tormented or chided by one's peers. So when someone is teasing you mercilessly, you're taking the piss.

Goddamned watersports freaks.

a-mole · Recusant Joined: 11 Sep 2004 Posts: 1

Boydyke of indeterminate gender AHOY!

LOL! That's jwoulf!

As seen here:
http://www.jwoulf.net/
Here:
http://jwoulf.deviantart.com/
And here:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/jwoulf/

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 335

Boydyke of indeterminate gender AHOY!

LOL! That's jwoulf!

As seen here:
http://www.jwoulf.net/
Here:
http://jwoulf.deviantart.com/
And here:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/jwoulf/

Yeah, very funny, Jwoulf. Do you really want everyone here saying "Who is this Jwoulf?" and Googling your name and whatever? I mean, they might find something like this and who knows what hilarity might result.

comicartist42 · Recusant Joined: 11 Sep 2004 Posts: 9

Oh god... Oh god....
*shudders incontrollably, rocking back and forth*

I have an irrational fear of mascot suits. This topic was more horrifying than anything the VCL could throw at me.

What's worse is the people NOT wearing costumes are just as hideous and terrifying as the costumes themselves!!!

*goes to curl up in a corner for about a week*

Skunkfunker · Recusant Joined: 18 Mar 2004 Posts: 17

... in Australia, 'taking the piss' generally means to be tormented or chided by one's peers. So when someone is teasing you mercilessly, you're taking the piss.

In Britain (ie Scotland, England, and Wales), "taking the piss" is to make fun of X. The one doing the teasing is the one "taking the piss".

I have never heard of "taking the piss" being a reference to drinking, at least, not in England.

You all know about 'fags' right?

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

... in Australia, 'taking the piss' generally means to be tormented or chided by one's peers. So when someone is teasing you mercilessly, you're taking the piss.

In Britain (ie Scotland, England, and Wales), "taking the piss" is to make fun of X. The one doing the teasing is the one "taking the piss".

I have never heard of "taking the piss" being a reference to drinking, at least, not in England.

You all know about 'fags' right?

And bin liners, chips, and probably a bunch of others we absorbed via Doctor Who, Monty Python, and Tracey Ulman. And before Chris Baird mentions it, we probably might also be aware of Australians having more ways to cover beer/drunk-related throwing up than is mentally healthy.

W/regard to fags, we also call them cancer sticks in the US.

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

W/regard to fags, we also call them cancer sticks in the US.

Whereas we usually call fags "Wayd" or "Hirtes". Sorry, I just couldn't resist.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

W/regard to fags, we also call them cancer sticks in the US.

Whereas we usually call fags "Wayd" or "Hirtes". Sorry, I just couldn't resist.

Bitchy little queen you're becoming there. I think your cock ring has cut off circulation to the well behaved portion of your brain.

(I can slap back when I feel like it you know. I just generally ignore it the way I ignore my boss, my wife, my neighbors, etc. Mostly I couldn't give a fuck, but sometimes I'm willing to waste space with a pointless reply.)

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

(I can slap back when I feel like it you know. I just generally ignore it the way I ignore my boss, my wife, my neighbors, etc. Mostly I couldn't give a fuck, but sometimes I'm willing to waste space with a pointless reply.)

483 by my count.

Ya knows I loves ya. Let me get my cockring. :twisted:

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 612

W/regard to fags, we also call them cancer sticks in the US.

Whereas we usually call fags "Wayd" or "Hirtes". Sorry, I just couldn't resist.

Okay. I'm kind of wondering how I can be compared to a fag (the ciggie or the homo).

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

Okay. I'm kind of wondering how I can be compared to a fag (the ciggie or the homo).

Many folks would take pleasure in setting you alight? :wink:

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 612

Okay. I'm kind of wondering how I can be compared to a fag (the ciggie or the homo).

Many folks would take pleasure in setting you alight? :wink:

I'll settle with just giving them all cancerous tumors.

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

It's not a toomah!

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

Okay. I'm kind of wondering how I can be compared to a fag (the ciggie or the homo).

Many folks would take pleasure in setting you alight? :wink:

So would they enjoy doing the same to us all.

(In honor of being now able to record Iron Chef on a PVR with my digital cable, I am copping Zen Zhu's avatar... sort of...)

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

(In honor of being now able to record Iron Chef on a PVR with my digital cable, I am copping Zen Zhu's avatar... sort of...)

Today's theme ingredient...... smooth, refreshing Colt .45.

ALLEZ CUISINE!

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

(In honor of being now able to record Iron Chef on a PVR with my digital cable, I am copping Zen Zhu's avatar... sort of...)

Today's theme ingredient...... smooth, refreshing Colt .45.

ALLEZ CUISINE!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

For furries, it would be more like Nutella.

Yukio Hattori: I'd don't think I've ever heard of any Chinese dishes, or any other cuisines, using this ingredient.

Kenji Fukui: That might explain Chen's comments when the ingredient was announced which are not fit for repeating here on television.

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 612

For furries, it would be more like Nutella.

Yukio Hattori: I'd don't think I've ever heard of any Chinese dishes, or any other cuisines, using this ingredient.

Kenji Fukui: That might explain Chen's comments when the ingredient was announced which are not fit for repeating here on television.

Someone probably mentioned to them that it's "Kobe's Favorite" and then assumed that if an entire city in Japan is that ga-ga about it, who are they to dispute.

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 405

(In honor of being now able to record Iron Chef on a PVR with my digital cable, I am copping Zen Zhu's avatar... sort of...)

That photoshop brings me back to the salad days of the Calculando Calrissian 2000...