Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Tussan · Recusant Joined: 05 Jun 2003 Posts: 9

no wonder that there arn't really many g-rated anthro-morphic characters(like you see in walt-disney cartoons, robin hood, tale spin etc) that get displayed on public television as such. i'm figuring out the reason is that there are so many perverts lurking about on the internet, enjoying either witin stories or drawing porn version of this cartoon character.. whenever theres a new cartoon involving furries, i have no choice but to take a guess that there is someone out there that will spoil it. i've even seen someone draw pr0n pictures of disney characters on this web site(i think i forgot what it was)

When I was a little kid, i used to like watching animated cartoons with animals as such(not disney ones). I am fully aware that the internet is full of nasty surprises. the only way I found about the internet was when I was doing a google search for "starfox" or something like that and happen to come across a community... so this whole "starfox" thing was considerd furry. I look at this guys art on the furry archive site.. I was not surprised at all... indeed he had some what you so-call, furry fetish... so this is how i lost interst to all of the entire "furry" thing. it was also sad that people actually draw animals that looks like, and act like humans.. just replace the head, hand, and feet and add a tail.. that was it.. and then they drew them having sex.. it was no fun after that. furry + gays is like when two trains are on a head on collision.. or even worse.

i'm guessing that 70% to 80% if the "furry" fanboys on the internet are perverts.. furcadia 96%.

to my conclusion.. this is pretty much worse than just any plain old hentai.

p.s. i did get caught once by my grandma while i was looking at picures of Eric Schwartz's sabrina porn art because of the curiosity. shes tellin the whole NEIGHBORHOOD about looking at pics of a humaniod skunk with big boobs, and everyones laughing at me..

it sucks to be me.

SLaitila · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 126

And that's not even the worst part. Compared to the pathological obsession for animals and "animals within".

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

Oh, you dont know the half of it..

I was disappointed to read that one essay about Quozl(sp?) stalking babs voice actor. I was a kid when tiny toons was on the air, I liked the show and he killed it. :(

Rusty · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 82

Yea, me too. Was in junior high when TT was on. So sad that a single individual could ruin what was a fun cartoon for all.

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

So thanks to a putz,a fun series dies writhing.?.Thanks fer nuttin' "Q"man!I started to watch it with my oldest kid (very little then)It was a fun for all ages thing,but the animation quality was uneven,the stories became p.c. agit-prop and Dull :cry: man!thank God for the lab mice and old squirrel dame,that at least survived! :D now as to my question..what is all the hoopla about Minerva Mink?true,she is a beautifully designed character..but the character's personality was so obnoxious and mercenary,if I were a 'toon,I'D STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THE CRAZY WENCH!!!!please :roll: when it comes to pretty lady critters,I'd chose Miyazaki's Ms.Hudson or Polly Purebread from underdog any day!at least they had some BACKBONE!M.Mink..watta fink!I'm outta here!(Jerry)

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

:!: I would'nt sweat it if I were you, Jerry.
Minerva Mink would not even acknowledge
your existance rather you were a toon
or human, whatever.

Olive Oyl, on the otherhand, might give you
a nod,.....maybe.;)

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

"What is all the hoopla about Minerva Mink? If I were a toon
I'd stay the hell away from the crazy wench"

Hey Jerry, no one asked ya dude.

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

Yer right newt,NOBODY ASKED ME!....and your'e point is??? :wink: as to Ms .Oyl,ever notice how the famous studio version of Olive wore a lot of outfits(like harem girl stuff,jungle explorer get ups with shiny tall boots and cute little jodphur britches ,etc.)that hinted at a wee bit of the naughty?ohmigod!OLIVE PAGE?BETTY OYL?! :shock: hmmm.the less said about that,the better(Jerry Collins)p.s. MINERVA STILL SUCKS!( just ask any male Eric Schartz Character! :P )tee,hee,hee :twisted:

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

Yer right newt,NOBODY ASKED ME!....and your'e point is??? :wink: as to Ms .Oyl,ever notice how the famous studio version of Olive wore a lot of outfits(like harem girl stuff,jungle explorer get ups with shiny tall boots and cute little jodphur britches ,etc.)that hinted at a wee bit of the naughty?ohmigod!OLIVE PAGE?BETTY OYL?! :shock: hmmm.the less said about that,the better(Jerry Collins)p.s. MINERVA STILL SUCKS!( just ask any male Eric Schartz Character! :P )tee,hee,hee :twisted:

hey dude, you left a few emoticons unused in this post

:!: EMoTiCoNS SUCK!!! >=< :!:

but i agree
minerva DOES suck

snooty , stuck up , beverly hills 9-0-2-1-hoebag

shes like THAT girl in highschool (u knwo who im talkin about)

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN,Ms. HUDSON RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!MINERVA DRINKS CANAL WATER! :P (Jer)

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN,Ms. HUDSON RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!MINERVA DRINKS CANAL WATER! :P (Jer)

if minerva mink drank the canal water, the raw sewage churning in her cesspool of a SOUL would contaminate it into a toxic scar on the face of the earth

but....she is still kinda....hot

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

Yeah,she is a beautifully disigned character...but ,damn,she's still a NASTY,self serving snot!...Kinda like General Kala from the old early 80s "Flash Gordon"...a fine lookin lady,,,BUT JUST PLAIN ROTTEN!(and no doubt,after that comparison,TONS OF FUR FAN ARTISTS....FATAILIS will probably be the first...Will start drawing pics of Minerva in the skin tight cat suit/unitard uniform of said Gen.Kala!) I'm gonna hide in a bomb shelter till this blows over!praise "BOB"!I'M outta here!oy!fur&spandex!

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

I forgot to add"Dispatch Fudd&Sam to bring back his body!On the orders of emperor Wiley!"Gen.Mink,Imperial secret police(tee,hee,hee)

verix · Recusant Joined: 27 Jun 2003 Posts: 17

i'm guessing that 70% to 80% if the "furry" fanboys on the internet are perverts.. furcadia 96%.

To be fair, I think your numbers are slightly exaggerated. With my experiences in Furcadia, I'd say only about 60% or 70% of it is actually perverted. A lot of it I see is just a bunch of shitty roleplaying done by 9 year olds who can't grasp the concept of "detail." But alas, they're still learning to grow out of "what r u doing mom?????" "" But hey, at least Furcadia is going one step further to crush perversion-- they've disallowed "rape" fetish. That's nice, but it's still technically "rape" if you typefuck a 7-year-old female cat while your character is a 30-year-old lupin child molestor.

However, I don't care what anyone says, 95% of the fandom is perverted in one way or another. Yeah, yeah, okay, you're a Christian furry who actually has beliefs on sex and whatnot. Great, you get extra psycho points for being both Christian AND furry. You're still perverted in one fashion or another for liking anthropomorphic animals. Regardless of wonderous "sex" acts, you're still perverted. Also, I apologize that I'm beating a dead horse about the whole "FURRIES AND YIFF LOL OBVIOUS" crap, but whatever.

On a sidenote, if you actually scroll through the artists on VCL, compared to all the bullshit "I CAN'T DRAW, SO THEREFORE, I AM QUALIFIED TO DRAW A MISSHAPEN ANTHROPOMORPHIC... THING FUCKING ANOTHER... THING," you'd be surprised at how many of them DON'T draw porn. Or rather, don't upload it.

Anyways, now I'm ranting. Sorry about that. I'll shut up now.

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

Give 'em hell kiddo!

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

Say all the silly shit ya want about Minerva, you gay-ass homos.
At least your Mothers suck a mean dick,...ask Eric & any other
deviant.

Bring it on,..you gutless messageboard pussies!!!!

:evil:

Genghis · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 186

Say all the silly shit ya want about Minerva, you gay-ass homos.
At least your Mothers suck a mean dick,...ask Eric & any other
deviant.

Bring it on,..you gutless messageboard pussies!!!!

:evil:

Correct me if my grasp of the situation is lacking somewhat, but are you getting angry and defensive about a fictional character?

If so, there aren't enough rolleyes smilies in the world to fully express my opinion.

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

Now Newt,If you are going to tell secrets ,get them right!...(a) My mom doesn't suck Eric off,She puts on a Rubber Prussian uniform unitard and a double ender strap on dildo and boinks Eric in the Keister!(b) whatch what you say around mouse,in reality ,Mouse is not an American punker dude,but a 7ft2in400lb female sumo/leather geisha-dominatrix/martial artist who is just itching to stomp on the stupid.(C) everything I just said is compleat bollox,crap,fantasy,FICTIONAL!you know,Like Minerva!...grow up idiot Newt,stop worshipping pretend people and take your medication!(or I'll send Mrs.Hudson over with a paddle & handcuffs!)(Jer)

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

Say all the silly shit ya want about Minerva, you gay-ass homos.
At least your Mothers suck a mean dick,...ask Eric & any other
deviant.

Bring it on,..you gutless messageboard pussies!!!!

:evil:

You gotta be kidding me.

Minerva Mink was a mostly two-dimensional gag character. The closest thing to a furry pinup any American cartoonist would ever professionally animate, her sketches consisted of one joke dragged for an almost painful amount of time. The sketch was moved exclusively to the territory of the Animaniacs comics (where it worked a little better) and dropped from the show very early on. Granted, there were a lot of other unfunny sketches in the Animaniacs, but the saucy nature of the Minerva sketch gave it a special liability and so it was the first to go.

She probaby would have been forgotten by the show's producers and viewers alike if it wasn't for the fact that she quickly became furrydumb's equivalent of Faye Valentine and thusly gained a rather strange and infamous reputation. Indeed, the sketches only become funny with the knowledge that their basic gag (people acting like idiots from lusting after her) extends into real life.

-duncan

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

Re: Reply to the dick sucking faggots Jerry & Mouse

Say all the silly shit ya want about Minerva, you gay-ass homos.
At least your Mothers suck a mean dick,...ask Eric & any other
deviant.

Bring it on,..you gutless messageboard pussies!!!!

:evil:

now that im done laughing about it,
newt, there is nothing you can say to hurt my feelings..not over the internet ,sorry

i appriciate the vulgarity, but calling me a faggot and refering to my mom...you really could have tried harder than this

since your such a minerva fan you should have seen ..? all 2 cartoons she was in
i think computolio hit the nail on the head here:
"Indeed, the sketches only become funny with the knowledge that their basic gag (people acting like idiots from lusting after her) extends into real life."

The New Meat · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 327

Say all the silly shit ya want about Minerva, you gay-ass homos.
At least your Mothers suck a mean dick,...ask Eric & any other
deviant.

Bring it on,..you gutless messageboard pussies!!!!

:evil:

Is Newt being serious here?

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

Is Newt being serious here?

good question i thought so cuz:

jerry:"What is all the hoopla about Minerva Mink? If I were a toon
I'd stay the hell away from the crazy wench"

newt:"Hey Jerry, no one asked ya dude.

and you can see how it went from there

the only other thing that could be going on is that he is someone else pretending to be a crazed minerva fan...which would actually be a pretty damn funny thing to do
maybe ill try that sometime

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

Mouse: I hope you got at least a mild chuckle from the"female sumo-leather giesha-Dominatrix-martial artist"schtick( I figured with Newt taking the whole thing too seriously,crackin' on us and our moms..how Jr.High school!...somebody had to let off a silliness grenade!)New meat: thank you for being patient with an old duffer(moi) and not getting yourself pulled into the aggro-vortex of Newt's widdle tantrum!...Newt: if there are so many "non-lovers of Minerva"&"Dirty dick suckers" on this site..WHY DON'T YOU GO AWAY??your'e only wasting your time and ours,you embarassed yourself onTHE WORLD WEB...You acted like a spoiled psyco-brat..My 13 year old daughter caught sight of the web site when I was on it earlier today..she was shocked by the lack of maturity!So say what you like about anyone here..just be prepared for the response..none of us REALLY care!we all here at C.Y.D. will cheerfully ignore you and go on to a new subject..oh yeah,I think it's really" heroic "to pick fights with people who live in another country..THAT'S SOME REAL GUTS THERE COWBOY!...yippie-ki-yay!p.s.Minerva still sucks!

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

i was thinking, forget minerva mink

shirley the loon

id take her to vegas with me

im sure shes be able to use her weird powers and psychic ability to raise my odds at blackjack roulette...hell anything
id be winnign all kinds of crazy money

i wondering if im just remembering an episode of the show?? im sure they explored this obvious rainman/twilight zone parody hehe

what?
it was plucky wasnt it ?

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

hmm,Shirley the loon as a luck familiar...clever lad!hee,hee,hee.

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

Mouse: I hope you got at least a mild chuckle from the"female sumo-leather giesha-Dominatrix-martial artist"schtick( I figured with Newt taking the whole thing too seriously,crackin' on us and our moms..how Jr.High school!...somebody had to let off a silliness grenade!)

yup..hehe
i was laughing at all these posts after i logged on to find newt had a meltdown over it (which i admit was part of the reason i was upping the ante with you about minerva like that...i was kinda curious if someone was gonna come up in here and explode) too bad it wasnt the total shitstorm i REALLY wanted to see

hmm...maybe the "shitstorm" is going on in my mailbox ill have to check
(dont worry, id save anythign remarkable to share with you all)

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

Thank you mouse!I 'm kinda glad I butted heads with the Newtster.the experience was enlightening!when I was a young fan,squads of idiots would get into donnybrooks over this character and that,after a while it was less silly fun and more lame crap.I don't care if Biff Whitely hates Miyazaki,or if Suzy Snidelips disses my favourite author or if Billy Bob Fratbrat thinks I'm a weeny because "I don't lissen t' real moosick"(i.e. his).Life is just plain too short people!.we all have our likes& dislikes,why bend yourself up on such trite grot?...enjoy it while it's here m'friends!.....Hey! here's a silly idea!why dont we have a real(sort of ) contest,no cash,no prize..just bragging rights! Here's the skivvey..Remember that comment of comparing Minerva to Gen.Kala?why not have some of our fellow c.y.d.-ers (who are artists)do their versions of said Minerva as Kala? a vote for the best version!and a home for the art piece in the gallery..... It might be good for a laugh...or not,'just a silly idea.

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

hey check this out

this is stupid but: i was fucking around looking through the memberlist
mainly looking at people who've joined but not posted anythign

and i see :
#5 Newt joined 02 Jun 2003 posts:2

whatever

#8 Foxx St. Louis joined 04 Jun 2003 posts:0

and this guys got a link to his website:

http://foxx278.tripod.com/

so was just checking thru the site real quick , and look what i see on page 2 of his guest book:

Name: Newt
E-Mail: newt@peoplepc.com
Homepage Title:
Homepage URL:
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: The United States of America!!
Comments: GREAT page Foxx!!! Nice to see a site
from a TRUE 'toon fan:)
Keep it up, my friend!:)
Newt.
Suggestions

TRUE toon fans dont obsessively fantasize about fucking minerva mink and then go fucking ballistic over a criticism....dickwad

verix · Recusant Joined: 27 Jun 2003 Posts: 17

stuff

O No U DiDn'T! NoW U JuST ReLeAsHEd Da FuKkKKkKeN FuRy! Me 'N' SiBE gOnNA PwNz U

Seriously, though,

Get over it. If people don't like it, fine, but don't get all fucking defensive because someone doesn't like a cartoon character's attitude.

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

DAMN,...I'M all that!!!

Got you sploosers to post your asses off on this thread,.*SNICKER*
and all I had to do was ride-out your moms!!
AND call you pussies too.

Oh,..BTW Mouse,...odd YOU WERE THE ONE POST who mentioned
fucking Minerva,.....Freudian slip?

Simpiltons.

The ONE,...The ONLY,...NEWT!!!!!!! :D

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

Okay let's review,(A) you have a grown man acting like a Nazi-skinhead about a seldomly used character.(B)Said individual obviously cannot tell a fictional entity from a living being(C)Said individual has NO sense of humour,propriety,insight,tolorance,or when he is in over his pointy little head...Hmmmm.is that you Brian?if not,you sure act like Brian O'Connell!...Say folks,don't cha' find it REALLY ironic that the guy who wrote the article on Robert Guthrie's acts of loonancy is acting like such a freak himself?...SO LET'S LOOK AT THAT AGAIN! Pyschotic fascist fan boy freaks over fur frau;is clueless as a ritz Bros.detective,and acts like a drunken soccer hooligan(my appologies to drunken soccer hooligans for the comparison)..Newt, as a surfer friend of mine"syco"once said to his foe-men "Honk on my bo-bo,and don't you say NO-NO-! "grow up or die little man,no one cares Newt!so shut up you IDIOT!speak when you have something REAL and worth everybody's time to say.till then,fall off the planet for I care you gutless,cowardly,waste of flesh.p.s.Minerva still sucks.....AND NOBODY CARES! GET A CLUE! :P

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

sorry,that should be "fall of the planet FOR ALL I care"..and minerva still sucks...and nobody still cares!(Jer)

Genghis · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 186

DAMN,...I'M all that!!!

Got you sploosers to post your asses off on this thread,.*SNICKER*
and all I had to do was ride-out your moms!!
AND call you pussies too.

Oh,..BTW Mouse,...odd YOU WERE THE ONE POST who mentioned
fucking Minerva,.....Freudian slip?

Simpiltons.

The ONE,...The ONLY,...NEWT!!!!!!! :D

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Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

Hail noble mongol rodent warrior!salutimus!

Great gerbil emoticons!(looks like a lot of fun)
so,Genghis,everybody,can we go on back to the main theam or thread of this? or is Newt going to pick a fight with everybody till doom'sday?I hope to Hell& Heaven not!...
And might I add that anybody that has Gerbils,Hamsters,tame rats or lab mice for their fuzzy buddies is cool by me.(Jer)

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

DAMN,...I'M all that!!!

Got you sploosers to post your asses off on this thread,.*SNICKER*
and all I had to do was ride-out your moms!!
AND call you pussies too.

The ONE,...The ONLY,...NEWT!!!!!!! :D

Hmmmm,one& only?THANK GOD IN HIS IMPERIAL CELESTIAL GRACE!AMEN!

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

And let this be it...May I say,that as a person who is fond of frogs,toads,lizards and REAL newts,you have no right to shame so noble a species by STEALING their name.you sir,are what the late Frank Zappa would call"an over-educated shit head"!DIE!NEWT!DIE!...now that is over with,can the rest of us go on now? I'm tired of this baby crap. and Newt,for a guy so critical of Robert Guthrie you sure are out-classing him on the freakoid behaviour! :mrgreen: GROW UP!GROW UP!GROW UP!....(Jer)

Tussan · Recusant Joined: 05 Jun 2003 Posts: 9

p.s. i have never seen cartoon humanoid furries(animal with human characteristics) on television... ever..

mickey mouse don't count.

as for furcadia cracking down on the pervert thing is a good sign..

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

DAMN,...I'M all that!!!

not quite

Got you sploosers to post your asses off on this thread,.*SNICKER*
and all I had to do was ride-out your moms!!
AND call you pussies too.

yeah try to make it look like you had different intentions now...bullshit

Oh,..BTW Mouse,...odd YOU WERE THE ONE POST who mentioned
fucking Minerva,.....Freudian slip?.

freudian slip? i dont think so
you see when i criticize minerva mink and you act like im making fun of your girlfriend - its pretty obvious you have a giant stack of minerva jerk material in your room.

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

Mouse:Well said,well spoken!thank you!

verix · Recusant Joined: 27 Jun 2003 Posts: 17

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Couldn'tve said it better myself.

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

Mouse and Genghis have both said the best replies to this subject,I could never top that,well done guys,well done!

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

I wanted to add this before I go back to reality-town, Don't you guys think it's funny that "The Tyrant" a c.y.d.-er noted for his scorchted earth policies in dealing with the stupid,a Minerva fan,hasn't nuked me for not getting all giddy about Minerva? could it be that Tyrant seems to be,uh how shall I put it,apathetic to my dis-like of the character's personality..and that he feels( this is my own conjection) that: "so this Collins bozo doesn't like Minerva,feh,big deal"( I'm Only guessing what he might say,this is NOT a true quote of his.) Now I did say I thought that her disign was a beautiful one,IT WAS HER PERSONALITY that I found so repulsive. And I think Tyrant understands this...Newt on the other-hand..ummm,errr,..hoooboy! So if Tyrant didn't feel "death eyes" twards me for simply having a disagrement about a character's personality..What gives Newt the right to pishker on Me,Mouse,or anyone else fot that matter?as to my head-butting with others here (DA in particular) It's just a deeply ingrained reation of mine to pop the pompous..That's one of many resons why this site exists is it not?so there you have it folks,the aftermath of 3 very lonnnnng days of watching Newt go Nuclear,and the rest of us going.."wha'?"

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH fascist BLAH BLAH BLAH skinheadBLAH BLAH BLAH grow-up BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH ect, ect, ect.

Damn,..you are one BORING ASS liberal clod! Not a single original
insult in any of your rants. (Ok, I'll conceede that insulting ones
mom isn't much better or original either,..still it acheived the desired
effect)
I expected much more from such an esteemed talent like yourself.
Yeah,..right.
What's the real reason you are here, Jerry? Is it to make fun of
people or to try and attempt to revitalise a career that never really
existed in the first place? Hmmm?
Eh,..no matter, if it's to redicule others then you are indeed in the
right place. Just consider all the material I've provided you in such
a short time. BTW,.nice bit of ass kissing on your part in regards to
good 'ol Bob Guthrie;) I imagine he'll be posting any day now to
thank you for your support. Still trying to get your foot in the door,
huh?
You're correct about The Tyrant,..he is indeed a nice guy.
Far nicer than myself,..and no,..he really doesn't give a fuck if you
like Minerva or not.
Anyway,..this has become tiresome to me.
I don't fucking like you, nor you I. You suck, as did Frank Zappa's
lame ass hippie shit, and that is that.
You shall have the last word if you so choose,..I'm done with it.

Mouse,..eh fuck it. You aren't worth the keystrokes, you spaz.

"Sorry fellas, I can't play witcha anymore. I've got some IMPORTANT
work to do!"

The one,..the ONLY, NEWT!!!!!

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

"Sorry fellas, I can't play witcha anymore. I've got some IMPORTANT
work to do!"

yea....ill BET you do

youve more than shown where your priorities are

so go back to your lonely life and get down to business

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

*yawn*

Computolio · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 349

...And so, Newt joins TheTyrant in quitting in a huff of DRAMA. LIGHTEN UP DOOD.

Speaking of DRAMA, anyone here have drama.gif?

-duncan

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

thetyrants gone? musta been a while ago?! i hope it wasnt the same shit ?!?

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

zzzsnore-huh?wha? Newt Left?For real?hmmm, I didn't really notice to tell you the truth... I wonder if he'll come back??Guess I'll go back to sleep.*yawn*this is the old man,signing out(Jer)

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

(in the voice of "Uncle" from the Jackie Chan show) "One more thing",.......does anybody know what in the heck the ORIGINAL thread or theme was before the previous nuclear melt-down of you- know- who?( And I dont mean Voldemont!)

The New Meat · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 327

Jerry, I'm not telling you your tagline's no good (like I should talk) but is it implying that wizards are cannibals?

Drama.gif? What's that?

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

its very well known that ALL wizards are cannibals

www.churchofeuthanasia.org

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

My teen-aged daughter is screaming, "Harry Potter is NOT a cannibal!" Besides, if I were really a cannibal, I'd have you all in a stew by now...(burp).

It's a bit like an old trick of Cheech Wizard's (besides the old 'time-distortion trick'); take a jerk that's really annoying you, and turn them into either a can of beer or a joint, drink or smoke same, and put the remains in the trash, or sell it to a tourist.

BTW, my daughter came up with the tag line. I like my daughter. She's scary.

DA · Coadjutor Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 320

Has been making the rounds of the internet for ages, though usually it's the affairs of Dragons, not wizards.

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

feh,whatever floats yer boat kiddo,thanks anyway(Jer)

Jerry Collins · Coadjutor Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 162

and might I add.."picky,picky,picky".....(Jerry)

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

You're still perverted in one fashion or another for liking anthropomorphic animals.

Oh yay, I'm a perv for liking Daffy Duck cartoons. Of course, you know I only watched Bugs Bunny for those OMGpr0n shots of him kissing Elmer Fudd and dressing up in drag, right? :roll:

Wanna try again with a slightly less broad brush this time?

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

hmm,Shirley the loon as a luck familiar...clever lad!hee,hee,hee.

I did some fanart of her a long time ago, just because I liked her goofy character. Also, Sailor Moon was so damn --- everywhere --- that I just had to do this: http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vcl/Artists/Scott-Malcomson/sailcol.jpg

(yes, it's safe for work --- or anywhere else for that matter. It's parody, ya goof!)">

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

this thread is the most awesome thing you kids have ever featured on your site. beardy geriatric paranoid libertarian meltdown = COMEDY

ps if you're going to showcase terrifying artwork ditch the insipid commentary and just let the WTF value speak for itself

Mitch · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 290

...ditch the insipid commentary and just let the WTF value speak for itself

The New Meat · Coadjutor Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 327

WTF?!?

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

now you need to be careful about putting images of such irresistable men on your website on the internet. you'll be sending a mixed message.

LADIES IN THE CORNER WITH YA HAND ON YA HIP
I MAKE YA JUMP SO HIGH THAT THE RECORD WILL SKIP
I MAKE YA FEEL SO GOOD THAT THE ROOM START TO SPIN
MY FAVORITE KINDA NUT IS A MACADAMIAN

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

I agree with my compatriot Silver Potato both about the wtf value of atwork and also regarding showing your viewers such a sexy sexy man. They may feel included to whip it out and jerk it and then they'll realize they're masturbating to something on a furry page and they'll feel guilty (and then shoot themselves)

mouse · Coadjutor Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 662

They may feel included to whip it out and jerk it and then they'll realize they're masturbating to something on a furry page and they'll feel guilty (and then shoot themselves)

what's there to feel guilty for?

as long as its through the hole in the sheet, its all ok
you can do anything you want

-fuck a plushie
-jerk to furry porn

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

You know, it's really hard to jerk it through a sheet.
Really hard indeed.

Mitch · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 290

I agree with my compatriot Silver Potato both about the wtf value of atwork and also regarding showing your viewers such a sexy sexy man. They may feel included to whip it out and jerk it and then they'll realize they're masturbating to something on a furry page and they'll feel guilty (and then shoot themselves)

Dr Cube!! Yay, the gang's all here! You do know that your old pal Newt has left these humble forums, don't you? Check the member list.

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

Dr Cube!! Yay, the gang's all here! You do know that your old pal Newt has left these humble forums, don't you? Check the member list.

The mysterious Kaiju monsters all seem to be in communication with each other. So where there are one, there are many. This only goes to show you that at any time, anywhere, DANGER CAN/WILL HAPPEN.

Anonymous · Coadjutor Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 767

Dr Cube!! Yay, the gang's all here! You do know that your old pal Newt has left these humble forums, don't you? Check the member list.

The mysterious Kaiju monsters all seem to be in communication with each other. So where there are one, there are many. This only goes to show you that at any time, anywhere, DANGER CAN/WILL HAPPEN.

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