Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 612

Donny might get a kick out of these:

http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html

Sean · Qualificator Joined: 05 Nov 2003 Posts: 26

I heart Foamy. The squirrel voice just does it for me.

Quantum Coyote · Coadjutor Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 89

Theres no gravy on Sean's fries, I'm afraid something is terribly amiss in the northernlands.

Donotsue · Venter Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 209

No gravy on our "fresh vegetables"... we eat healthy! =)

These bits are kinda amusing.. Rant II deals with whiny kids.. I relate to that! =)
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Squirrel wrath!

Quantum Coyote · Coadjutor Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 89

Hmm, Foamy seems pretty cool. tis a bit longwinded, but then they are supposed to be rants.. Something says 'been done before' to me about it for some reason.
However, killer squirrels are always something to admire (fruck those devilbunnies)

30-Second Bunnies Theatre is a well done set of flashs. I like 'The Shining' the best :)

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Prattler Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 159

However, killer squirrels are always something to admire (fruck those devilbunnies)

Bunnies -even demonic ones- are basically just cute fwuff muffins* that occasionaly bite, whereas squirrels are these twitchy, chittering things darting all over the place. If they decided to attack en masse one could imagine they have the potential to strip a human's flesh to the bone in a matter of minutes, not unlike little furry, urban land piranha.

Power enough to topple even the mighty Doom!

*An exception being the Cthulu-beast/bunny crossbred rabbit from Donny Darko, of course.

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

*An exception being the Cthulu-beast/bunny crossbred rabbit from Donny Darko, of course.

Don't forget Sasha... the usurping smashed dont genital bunny of the planet of Bernal. That scares me more than 'Fred'.

Ebonyleopard · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 92

However, killer squirrels are always something to admire (fruck those devilbunnies)

Bunnies -even demonic ones- are basically just cute fwuff muffins* that occasionaly bite, whereas squirrels are these twitchy, chittering things darting all over the place. If they decided to attack en masse one could imagine they have the potential to strip a human's flesh to the bone in a matter of minutes, not unlike little furry, urban land piranha.

Power enough to topple even the mighty Doom!

*An exception being the Cthulu-beast/bunny crossbred rabbit from Donny Darko, of course.

Oh my gosh, I remember that. I have that comic but can't remember what the title was.

mouse · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 740

Theres no gravy on Sean's fries, I'm afraid something is terribly amiss in the northernlands.

You talking about that POU-TINE they got up there ?

That shit would be pretty good if it wasn't sold at BurgerKing

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Prattler Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 159

Squirrel wrath!

Speaking of poontang, I think I may have found our resident squirrel-boy a mate...

~o~OSQUIRREL GIRL LIVES!!O~o~

Michael Hirtes · Vociferator Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 612

Oh my gosh, I remember that. I have that comic but can't remember what the title was.

Then would you care to explain what the circumstances are for him being under seige by tree rats, and why oh WHY is he standing there with his open legs to give the squirrel in the lower middle a golden opportunity to lunge at his groin area?

Donotsue · Venter Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 209

That Skwrl Gal is just fuckin' creepy! *Uargh!*

I see yer plan now... yer trying to turn me gay with those pics!
-It's working.. Stop it ... stop eeeet! =)

And isn't she much hawter? =)

Ebonyleopard · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 92

Oh my gosh, I remember that. I have that comic but can't remember what the title was.

Then would you care to explain what the circumstances are for him being under seige by tree rats, and why oh WHY is he standing there with his open legs to give the squirrel in the lower middle a golden opportunity to lunge at his groin area?

If memory serves me right, and I could be wrong, I think it was in one of Marvel's spoof mags, like Marvel Age (the original ones) or something. Basically He ran affow a mutant girl that could control squirrels.

I can do some research and find out exactly which one if wanted.

Ebonyleopard · Coadjutor Joined: 15 Sep 2004 Posts: 92

Squirrel wrath!

Speaking of poontang, I think I may have found our resident squirrel-boy a mate...

~o~OSQUIRREL GIRL LIVES!!O~o~

Ah, never mind, you found it. Yeah, knew it came from one of those Marvel annuals.

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

Ugh.. Rosales is competent, but something about his style makes his attempts at sexy cross over into creepy. I think it's the vapid, glazed-over stare his works have from the style in which he draws eyes. He hasn't quite caught on to the way to give eyes depth with the anime-esqe types he uses. I'm not to keen on all of the partial lines in his work, either.... the old broken-but-continuing line deal. I like the effect broken lines can give in leading the eye to fill in details that aren't there.. like when fingers are partially touching or something.. but when used too much, it just looks like a copier butchered it with it's darkness settings.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Prattler Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 159

That Skwrl Gal is just fuckin' creepy! *Uargh!*

I see yer plan now... yer trying to turn me gay with those pics!
-It's working.. Stop it ... stop eeeet! =)

My first, my last, my everything
And the answer to all my dreams
You're my sun, my moon, my guiding star
My kind of wonderful, that's what you are :wink:

And isn't she much hawter? =)

*giggle* she's reeeaal sexy, Donny, but don't forget I like cute squirrel boys too :oops:

I like to fuck their brains out, scoop them up and fry them with scrambled eggs and eat them *tee hee*, then stuff the body (so to speak) to make them into a furry sex doll, so we could be together warm and close forever. I guess I'm really just a romantic at heart.

- Squirrelfuckers Inc. (Shhh! Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting a skwewy skwrl!)

*cocks his big elephant gun, ready to spray some hot buckshot into cute furry critters of any gender*

Donotsue · Venter Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 209

All...righty...! Now this is gettin' slightly creepy too... =/

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Prattler Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 159

All...righty...! Now this is gettin' slightly creepy too... =/

Yeah, I was about to say I think I managed to creep myself out on that last post.

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

All...righty...! Now this is gettin' slightly creepy too... =/

Yeah, I was about to say I think I managed to creep myself out on that last post.

You fucking whore. Once a decent artist comes around, you up and dump me like yesterday's gutter trash!? Fuck you, I don't need you!

...besides, Donny's my boy... just not in that way. ;)

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Prattler Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 159

You fucking whore. Once a decent artist comes around, you up and dump me like yesterday's gutter trash!? Fuck you, I don't need you!

...besides, Donny's my boy... just not in that way. ;)

Oh Rankin, no... I still like you, hon. I have planety of room in my heart (and tummy *yum*) for a racoon-boi as well as a squirrel :P

Anyway, we're all here to be gay for one another in a platonic, straight-guy sort of way. Now Donny, Rankin; family hug! Now if anyone else wants to join in, come on free hugs all around WOOO!!

oh god.. I ave a headache and I'm sick to my stomach.. I think I'm ill, so ignore anything I post today, okay?

Dogthing · Venter Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 257

what the heck guys

I can't be in the family hug, is that it?

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

what the heck guys

I can't be in the family hug, is that it?

SURE you can. You can be next to Skunkboy over there, and absorb some of his 'bile drawing gayness'.

I'll be over in the corner, launching projectiles at his head.

Donotsue · Venter Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 209

SquareSoft0 · Prattler Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 143

*HEADSHOT*

Dogthing · Venter Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 257

Wait, who the hell is this guy?

edit: boy my little photoshop thingies from the screenshot are real classy eh

edit2: Why Rankin! You have such a curvy feminine figure!

Donotsue · Venter Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 209

Well yer the doggy... and the coon is Rankin... so it's gotta be Skunkfuckers Inc - Dunno what else would I have drawn him as. =)
Just a general non-entity! =)

Dogthing · Venter Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 257

Well yer the doggy... and the coon is Rankin... so it's gotta be Skunkfuckers Inc - Dunno what else would I have drawn him as. =)
Just a general non-entity! =)

Oh ok kewlies ^______^

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

Oh ok kewlies ^______^

ur humpin donny's leg

There. Unwarranted photochoppery for my new sig. Not even transparent. Yaaay, Karri!

kekeke.

Edit: That's not boobs, that's your hand. :evil: I am quite the dish, thought.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Prattler Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 159

Well yer the doggy... and the coon is Rankin... so it's gotta be Skunkfuckers Inc - Dunno what else would I have drawn him as. =)

You could have gone with a skunk, as if there just weren't enough fluffy tails in there as it is.. my fursona really is a human though, I shit you not.

Just a general non-entity! =)

Wait, it sounds a bit disheartening when you say it that way. Hey, at least I'm the only one who got some genuine imitation fur-lined grabass for my lol-rotic pleasure! Works for me.

SOLIDARITY. BROTHERHOOD. possible felching later on.

MagKnightX · Prattler Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 196

O...kay. Please be sure to NOT include me. Thank you.

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

O...kay. Please be sure to NOT include me. Thank you.

c'mon, join the insipid wankfest. It's just like nearly any other thread, only quite a bit more gay... and no sign of Hirtes. :twisted:

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Prattler Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 159

O...kay. Please be sure to NOT include me. Thank you.

c'mon, join the insipid wankfest. It's just like nearly any other thread, only quite a bit more gay... and no sign of Hirtes. :twisted:

Anyone know what his fursona is? And EbonyLeopards? See I've got this idea involving whipped cream and Sabrina's urinary meatus...

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 405

this thread is scaring the everloving shit out of me

Donotsue · Venter Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 209

Hm. maybe I ment to say entity.. and not Non-entity! =) eah, I was sleepy...but always foreign!

Seems I am causing a relapse with these recovering furroholics... best tone teh gheyness down a bit? =)

I just kew Rankin was gonna use that coonhead! =)...but what the heck is kekeke?

Maybe Mike's fursona could be the Aye-Aye and Ebonyleopard's ...an ebony leopard?=)

Quantum Coyote · Coadjutor Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 89

Hm. maybe I ment to say entity.. and not Non-entity! =) eah, I was sleepy...but always foreign!

Yeah maybe as foreign as Canada is to Minnesota. Your now going to have to PROVE your social dis-grace or we shall be forced to dis-grace you socially!!

Donotsue Wrote:

Seems I am causing a relapse with these recovering furroholics...

Relapse? More like un-masking :)

Shmorky · Venter Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 208

I fuckin' hate those gee-damn derivative piece-of-shit cartoons. PIGGY PIGGY TACO CHEESE MONKEY PIGGY SHIT.

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

I fuckin' hate those gee-damn derivative piece-of-shit cartoons. PIGGY PIGGY TACO CHEESE MONKEY PIGGY SHIT.

what

Donotsue · Venter Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 209

Maybe he means Foamy... the original subject of this ghey thread! =)

Shmorky · Venter Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 208

PIGGY PIGGY TACO CHEESE MONKEY PIGGY SHIT.

what

You know exactly what I'm talking about.

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

You know exactly what I'm talking about.

Yeah, yeah. I know. I wasj ust making light of it no longer being on topic. It's like that stupid 'salad fingers' shit that GBS and every sub-50-iq folk think is so hip and edgy... it'll be the next prettygood, or whoever that cat mutating fucker is.

They'll all burn in hell, Dave - and you get to adjust the speed of the ferris wheel.

Donotsue · Venter Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 209

I have been pondering that pic for 2 weeks... Time to give up.. what is it?

-Rank, how ya like my ear tuft lenghtening mascara? =)

SquareSoft0 · Prattler Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 143

EDIT: You won't stop me, I'll stop me :O!!!

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

Shmorky, I *knew* I've seen your style before...

I don't think he really wants that mentioned - and fuck, he is only the most prolific artist on the intarnet, dude... :oops:

SquareSoft0 · Prattler Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 143

Shmorky, I *knew* I've seen your style before...

I don't think he really wants that mentioned - and fuck, he is only the most prolific artist on the intarnet, dude... :oops:

He has his name in the credits, but if he doesn't want it known I'll do t3h edit. :?

Donotsue · Venter Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 209

Kickass schtuff! =)

EDIT: And how....

Who else would make a space alien out of Goatse's ARSE!! Shieeet maaan! =)

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

He has his name in the credits, but if he doesn't want it known I'll do t3h edit. :?

I mean it of the more of "Please don't remind me" rather than the "too embarassed". We know he has no shame. He's here, he's.... well, he's Shmorky!

SquareSoft0 · Prattler Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 143

Then perhaps I could edit it to a better jewel of his, I only posted that one because it was the only one I was *sure* it was his. There's lots of better stuff I could link if I knew he did it.

Shmorky · Venter Joined: 22 Nov 2003 Posts: 208

Then perhaps I could edit it to a better jewel of his, I only posted that one because it was the only one I was *sure* it was his. There's lots of better stuff I could link if I knew he did it.

I don't like attention period, but I'm not going to stop you from linking to that crap. Make no mistake though, I didn't want to do Stile Sux. I was being paid for it. I spent a whole year just barely making enough money for rent because I refused to do any more work that made me uncomfortable (I would rather be homeless or working at McDonalds than drawing porn/scat humor again.) Now I have a decent job. Life sometimes works out your way if you just stick to what you believe in and follow your dreeeeams.

SquareSoft0 · Prattler Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 143

Then perhaps I could edit it to a better jewel of his, I only posted that one because it was the only one I was *sure* it was his. There's lots of better stuff I could link if I knew he did it.

I don't like attention period, but I'm not going to stop you from linking to that crap. Make no mistake though, I didn't want to do Stile Sux. I was being paid for it. I spent a whole year just barely making enough money for rent because I refused to do any more work that made me uncomfortable (I would rather be homeless or working at McDonalds than drawing porn/scat humor again.) Now I have a decent job. Life sometimes works out your way if you just stick to what you believe in and follow your dreeeeams.

And chase that damned dragonnnnnn

Donotsue · Venter Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 209

Squirrel Fishing!