Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

It's gawdy, but I love it, and it will get you laid.

SquareSoft0 · Prattler Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 143

It's gawdy, but I love it, and it will get you laid.

Gawdy? I fucking love smooth jazz. Smooth Jazz 98.1, w0rd.

Kadius · Venter Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 254

It's gawdy, but I love it, and it will get you laid.

WEATHER CHANNEL MUSIC.

Give me Thomas Newman, Stratovarious, Therion, Symphony X or some Arch Enemy. And perhaps some At the Gates. Hey, I'm not a satanist; I swear. :wink:

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

Gawdy? I fucking love smooth jazz. Smooth Jazz 98.1, w0rd.

word.

WEATHER CHANNEL MUSIC.

in ur poop chute

MagKnightX · Prattler Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 196

It's very good, but as a New Orleansian by birth I must take offense at you calling it jazz.

The new name for it shall be "awesome saxaphone music."

SquareSoft0 · Prattler Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 143

Aye, I'm a fan of all jazz, but if you smooth out the rigidness of t3h r3@l jazz you get... smooth jazz. :lol:
I R t3h alto / tenor person. :O!!!...... and clarinet, so fucking hang me. :cry:

SLaitila · Prattler Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 165

That song made me feel all fabio and shit.

Tailgunner · Prattler Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 175

I can't stop listening to that. I want the CD now.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

Oh fucking Hell, it's that crap pseudo-jazz that they pair with recordings of wolf howls and sell in the new-age/alternative shops. Van Morrison's Moon Dance is much better, IF you can dance a bit to show off for her.

You want to get laid? If you get through the door and manage to recon, note the underwear on the bedroom or bathroom floor. If they're boxers, DON'T FUCKING BUY TINY PANTIES OR G-STRINGS FOR HER. Buy her womens' boxers. More women prefer them to what men would otherwise like to see on them.

The kind of stimulation from jockeys that men would ignore tends to keep women awake and uncomfortable.

Take it from a married man. Women want comfortable, not sexy. Besides, they are much sexier if you get them nekkid.

Dogthing · Venter Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 257

I prefer listening to my AireFreshener computer programme

Oh, and world. Once the ladies find out you're diverse and multicultural, they'll come flocking to gape at and caress you and your botched malinke dance lyrics.

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

I can't stop listening to that. I want the CD now.

The CD is called "Saxophonic", and it's by Dave Koz, per the file name. I ended up buying it from iTunes (this single song) and re-encoding to MP3 so I could listen to it abroad. I like it. Most of his stuff is similar, but not the "OMG ITS ALL ALIKE" shit. He does a pretty good sax.

mouse · Vociferator Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 740

You want to get laid?....

I dunno how OT this is but...

I ran into an old friend from high school, havent seen him in years.. and he went from like nerd , to getting all kinds of poontang.. and he been pushing me to read that dumb Ross jeffries guide.. and the thing is... while Im not interested in being a "player" or any of that stupid macho shit in general .. the fact is.. whatever i been doing hasnt fucking been working

this short paragraph Ive run across is really ringing true:

Peta, Clifford's Seduction Newsletter: "It dawned on me as it has, that the androgyny is key. Women fall for bastards because they don't turn off the sexuality.. "nice" guys think women will be terrified of their sexuality, so they turn it off and all they get is women responding to their androgyny "

And the difference between me and most people who would read that guide is that I can use this sort of info when I want to go to Lets Just Be Friends-land

And if you can be "just friends"....with benfits..thats probably the best scenario of all.

And not to sound too sexist.. but girls are fucking crazy. I still don't "get it". but hey, whatever, if thats how the game is played -- I dont give a shit.

SLaitila · Prattler Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 165

I've seen nice guys float around women, being their personal eunuch, while every fucking day thinking what she might look like naked. I was one of those in my late teens, and that sucked.
Although I need to raise the fucking bar. I've been getting pinkfairylotuses a lot lately.

Kadius · Venter Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 254

If you can't get a woman, you can always rent one. *runs*

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 355

If they're boxers, DON'T FUCKING BUY TINY PANTIES OR G-STRINGS FOR HER. Buy her womens' boxers. More women prefer them to what men would otherwise like to see on them.

The kind of stimulation from jockeys that men would ignore tends to keep women awake and uncomfortable.

Women want comfortable, not sexy.

Oh so true, and women's boxers can be awesomely sexy if you get the right pair :)

Donotsue · Venter Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 209

Kinda TV-Theme-y! =)

Prancing Skiltaire in the City!

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

If they're boxers, DON'T FUCKING BUY TINY PANTIES OR G-STRINGS FOR HER. Buy her womens' boxers. More women prefer them to what men would otherwise like to see on them.

The kind of stimulation from jockeys that men would ignore tends to keep women awake and uncomfortable.

Women want comfortable, not sexy.

Oh so true, and women's boxers can be awesomely sexy if you get the right pair :)

Yup, but unlike some may have taken it, it wasn't about being sensitive, it was about being real.

I get the International Male catalog as well as the underwear catalog they also have. My wife picked it up, hummed a bit, and then nearly had a screaming orgasm when she hit the thong section. Well, she faked it very outrageously and comedically. Anyhow, she asked me if I'd wear one of those things for her.

I stood behind her, pulled up her shirt, and pulled her bra straps almost tight enough to shove her breasts right through her rib cage.

She coughed and said, "I get the picture."

Guys, why do you think mothers dress frumpy when they ain't stuffed into a business dress for work?

Simple understanding of what's fair isn't being sensitive. It's not being a prick.

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

Of course, there's underwear you wear for wearing, and underwear you wear for play... the latter generally, once donned, not staying on for longer than 10 minutes. My wife has a number of things she's bought that are obviously not for everyday use. She's actually the one that picked them out, however. She's never been a fan of the thong. In fact, she's downright mystified by all of the sorority chicks that wear them. But, with one of her orders, Pabo sent her a pair as a free gift. So, she tried them on and paraded them for fun. While she obviously wouldn't wear them for comfort, she will put them on when she's in come-hither mode, since she knows it'll be, like, 10 seconds before they're gone, anyway.

For gifts that are alluring, yet actually comfortable..... roomy silk PJs. Just be careful if you also have satin sheets. You'll climb in one side of the bed and shoot out the other like you just dove onto a Wet Banana.

One of the things that's really mystifying about thongs and the women that swear by them is that they can increase irritation and enhance the chances for yeast infections. My wife gets Cosmo and Glamour and is always TMI-ing me with stuff like that out of there. To add to the mystification, I see these ads for "slimline," super absorbent maxi pads so you can wear thong-like bikini panties, even on your "heavy" days. My question at that point is why they HELL would a woman WANT to wear something thong-like on her "heavy" days.

"You know, Madge, I have cramps and bloating, but that's just not enough. I wish there was a pad for days like this, so I could enhance my discomfort by wearing underwear that feels like I'm straddling a clothesline."

"I know what you mean. Speaking of that... do you ever feel..... "not so fresh" down there? I mean, what do you do for that?"

"I bathe regularly, bitch."

Donotsue · Venter Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 209

Mo' furry music! =D

http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

http://www.diffusiononline.net/

They're my "firends"!

Quantum Coyote · Coadjutor Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 89

Mo' furry music! =D

http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/

http://www.diffusiononline.net/

They're my "firends"!

Well I didn't look around 'nuff to see if that guy was a fur, but that stuff is about as 'furry' as any other 'furry' music I've heard. I would suggest they write up some interesting lyrics, but so far about all I've heard just sounds liky "fruity fruity fur fur" to me..

I dislike most synth music. I've messed around with drum/bass machines, sequencers and such, and it isn't hard to come out with interesting sounds, so thats not saying much about the 'composer'. Synth can be done right, 'specially if mixed with instruments and/or vocal. but basically, it's cheap.

"I love horses, they're my friends." This person kinda reminds me of Sol Rosenberg.

Donotsue · Venter Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 209

And beyond that link I found http://www.ebaumsworld.com/cartoons.shtml

Watch Princess! =)