Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Tailgunner · Venter Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 255

Good Night CYD! Here is a little something to occupy your mind as you sleep.

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

*HEADSHOT*

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 588

Being from MA as you are Tailgunner, I can only assume this accosted you in P-Town. You have my sympathies if so.

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 312

FUCKING NO

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 631

I THINK she(?)'s cosplaying the second boss from NiGHTS. Not sure if it's intentional or unintentional, though.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

aghaptthh

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

I see the pink, and those horrible, horrible boobs, and all I can think of was when I was accousted by RoxiCat at a con. :cry: :cry: :cry:

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

I THINK she(?)'s cosplaying the second boss from NiGHTS. Not sure if it's intentional or unintentional, though.

How you can use a term short of "it" is beyond me.

wyattkelly · Qualificator Joined: 06 Mar 2004 Posts: 4

I just keep staring at it, and I can't wrap my head around this. it's just too much to process at once.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1030

I THINK she(?)'s cosplaying the second boss from NiGHTS. Not sure if it's intentional or unintentional, though.

Im pretty sure its a guy. What girl would put on all that makeup and not paint her nails ???

I don't even know what NiGHTS is...

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 366

Good Night CYD! Here is a little something to occupy your mind as you sleep.

Great, now I'm going to have nightmares for weeks as I'm smothered by that... that... THING!!!

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 408

Looks like a shitload of steroids.

The New Meat · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 660

OMG HAWT

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

OMG HAWT

HAWT FURREH BUTTSECKS
*closes eyes... fapfapfapfapfapfap*

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

I THINK she(?)'s cosplaying the second boss from NiGHTS. Not sure if it's intentional or unintentional, though.

Kitty did not need to know that.
KITTY DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT.

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

Eurgh...now there's a guy I wouldn't date even if I was desperate.
I mean seriously someone get me some pins to pop those balloons and a large baseball bat to input the lesson of 'you do not insult women by dressing as that traversty' with.

Jerry Collins · Vociferator Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 335

STUPID EYES!STOP LOOKING!........(makes the late Devine look like Lauren Bacall...)Oh well,at least we know what "Newt" looks like...

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 588

I see the pink, and those horrible, horrible boobs, and all I can think of was when I was accousted by RoxiCat at a con. :cry: :cry: :cry:

Amazing what furries have for double standards. I got married to a real live girl at AAC98 and got nothing but shit for it. Barret RPs RoxiCat marrying Jack Salem right after and not one fucking complaint.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Amazing what furries have for double standards. I got married to a real live girl at AAC98 and got nothing but shit for it. Barret RPs RoxiCat marrying Jack Salem right after and not one fucking complaint.

What? I mean... WHAT?

Well. for starters she is most likely a real female. Most furries are scared to death of that. Roxi... well, she scares me to death. :(

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

RoxiCat... Jack Salem... AAC98..?

Anyone care to explain these things to me?

SLaitila · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 408

Roxicat = large-breasted pink anime'esque cat who later on got a penis for more or less apparent reasons. Somewhat KVLT in furry.

Jack Salem = Psychotic and evil comic book character created by Roz Gibson. Very KVLT.

AAC 98 = Albany AnthroCon 98.

KVLT = Cult, type of lettering used by black metal fans, satanists and other darkiehippies.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

Roxicat = large-breasted pink anime'esque cat who later on got a penis for more or less apparent reasons. Somewhat KVLT in furry.

Jack Salem = Psychotic and evil comic book character created by Roz Gibson. Very KVLT.

AAC 98 = Albany AnthroCon 98.

KVLT = Cult, type of lettering used by black metal fans, satanists and other darkiehippies.

Sounds absolutely horrifying.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

MYAH!

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

Well. for starters she is most likely a real female. Most furries are scared to death of that. Roxi... well, she scares me to death. :(

Another real female who has a big-titted pink cat-like fursona? Just what the world needed.

Post-Google-seach edit: No, she's not a real female. Roxicat is a character created by one John Barrett, who's also contributed to Genus, Gold Digger Annual and other such titles. And it does indeed look like he roleplays as her AAARGH

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Rank means Wayd's wife is most likely a real female. Most furries are scared to death of those!

This is Roxi! http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vcl/Artists/John-Barrett/Costumes/index01.html

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

Rank means Wayd's wife is most likely a real female. Most furries are scared to death of those!

Oh dang, of course. I totally misread that. :oops:

This is Roxi! http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vcl/Artists/John-Barrett/Costumes/index01.html

I refer you to my initial AAARGH

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

This is Roxi! http://vcl.ctrl-c.liu.se/vcl/Artists/John-Barrett/Costumes/index01.html

I refer you to my initial AAARGH

Now imagine THAT trying to 'slink up' in a most unfemme manner and hug you.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

You'd think of Barrett was going for a "cute" character, he'd just do a full on head. With the cutout for the mouth and the spandex around the chin, it makes the whole thing look like some waifish version of The Tick in drag.

And now, a timeline of horror. NSFW, kids.

Roxikat's somewhat meager beginnings back around 1996.

From 0 to herm in 4.5 seconds - circa 1998

And back... she straddles gender fences like she does wolf muzzles. But, she always retains that innocent aura of skank - also c. 1998

About a month later, we see milk does a real body good. For cartoon animals, lonely artists are the key to an ever-developing body.

A couple of months later we're getting on of sevearl comics Barrett makes involving his cartoon version of himself transforming into Roxi. I recall seeing one where he had to put on "magic" gloves. Apparently, by this time, it's some kind of Jadzia Dax symbiote causing Barrett's avatar to change.

Around 1999, we begin to see Barrett's further descent into madness. (Progression pics, each word a separate link.)

Around 2002 Roxikat gets super powers involving rippling muscles and... apparently being able to shoot silly string from her nipples.

Four months later, Barret makes the leap over into batshit mental.

Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be furries. Don't let 'em wear fursuits with dripping horse cocks. Just pelt 'em with gravel and branches and rocks. My kingdom for a stickpin.

What compounded this character's annoyance factor was that every other work out of its mouth was "MYAH." Even as some attempt at anime-esque catgirlishness, that word is only exceeded by "yiff" in inanity. In my MUCKing days, I ran across this character in a room from time to time. It was only about 3 or 4 "myahs" before I wanted to take a 2x4 to its skull. I can't imagine what it must be like to watch Barret's knobby carcass parade around in this pathetic attempt at a costume and simultanously hear him saying "myah."

"For the love of darkness....."

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Least his style has improved alla time... and it's not all that bad...
Then again most of the subject matter I have seen.......ah, I better not touch that! <<=)

Not Gonterman!

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 588

Barret isn't so bad, as he did a one-off commission for my wife of her character for something like $5 and she's still got it in a frame somewhere around. He was very nice according to her and seemed totally normal as a human goes.

It was the furries and their obsessions with their favorite characters that allowed him to get a pass as well as whoever RPd Jack Salem.

As I've said, if you're somebody in the fandom, you can get away with anything. If you're not, you're a target. Of course, these are the wrong people to mess with the wrong man. Chunky unemployed pervs, twinks, and other imbeciles shouldn't make death threats against people like me.

Oh well. Nothing to do about it all now. But it did open my eyes to the truly twisted and fucked up nature of furries and convince me that they aren't nearly as nice as they like to pretend.

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

Now imagine THAT trying to 'slink up' in a most unfemme manner and hug you.

How the hell did it manage to even think about getting it's arm around it's blow up boobs never mind actually hugging someone with those things in the way. :roll:

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

MYAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

MYAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*hurls* That is the ugliest thing I have Ever Seen. :( Seriously why does he not make a fursuit that flatters his build rather than making such a godawful attempt to be something he's not.

You know this just tempts me to make up my own fursuit and take it, myself, a mate and a Camera to a con just to record the reactions when I strut in. :lol: It would be interesting to see the reactions at the very least to an actual female.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

How the hell did it manage to even think about getting it's arm around it's blow up boobs never mind actually hugging someone with those things in the way. :roll:

Have you ever seen how Lurch walks, or Herman on the Munsters? Yeah. Like that. Both of them.

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

How the hell did it manage to even think about getting it's arm around it's blow up boobs never mind actually hugging someone with those things in the way. :roll:

Have you ever seen how Lurch walks, or Herman on the Munsters? Yeah. Like that. Both of them.

Yes...My god, the mental pictures will give me nightmares for weeks. :cry:

creature · Venter Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 240

I see the pink, and those horrible, horrible boobs, and all I can think of was when I was accousted by RoxiCat at a con. :cry: :cry: :cry:

Amazing what furries have for double standards. I got married to a real live girl at AAC98 and got nothing but shit for it. Barret RPs RoxiCat marrying Jack Salem right after and not one fucking complaint.

My understanding, having been at AAC98 and having heard the shit storm during and after the con, the reason people gave you shit is because your ceremony started late and thus interupting the masq. A lot of people just took a joke too far, which never happens in the furry community. Nope, never. Didn't help that you kept adding fuel to the fire either.

creature · Venter Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 240

*hurls* That is the ugliest thing I have Ever Seen. :( Seriously why does he not make a fursuit that flatters his build rather than making such a godawful attempt to be something he's not.

You know this just tempts me to make up my own fursuit and take it, myself, a mate and a Camera to a con just to record the reactions when I strut in. :lol: It would be interesting to see the reactions at the very least to an actual female.

If it's anything like the reaction a few friends of mine got, be ready to get restraining orders. Sad to say, but female+fursuit==stalkerbaiting. Think Nekobe but not as fucked up in appearance... smell is another thing.

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

*hurls* That is the ugliest thing I have Ever Seen. :( Seriously why does he not make a fursuit that flatters his build rather than making such a godawful attempt to be something he's not.

You know this just tempts me to make up my own fursuit and take it, myself, a mate and a Camera to a con just to record the reactions when I strut in. :lol: It would be interesting to see the reactions at the very least to an actual female.

If it's anything like the reaction a few friends of mine got, be ready to get restraining orders. Sad to say, but female+fursuit==stalkerbaiting. Think Nekobe but not as fucked up in appearance... smell is another thing.

I'll make them out ahead of time :wink: That and I already attract them, I'm a female anthro artist. Plus I seem to attract the creepy ones in real life...course their gaze is firmly fixed about six inches lower than my face... :?

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Least his style has improved alla time... and it's not all that bad...
Then again most of the subject matter I have seen.......ah, I better not touch that! <<=)

Fer the love of Pete.... is there some rulebook I never saw that states:

Section 402.1.23

<23.1>All furry adult works must bear a title containing at least one pun. <23.2>Said pun will be a play on the name of a product, TV show, movie, or colloquialism. <23.3>Said pun will be related to the works' content in such a way as the as the double-entendre will be painfully obvious. <23.4>Whenever possible, the word "fur" will be substituted for any word starting in "f" and ending in "r" (i.e., Furscape, Fur and Away, Two Fur the Price of One).

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Darkness! Darkness.... For the love of Darkness! =)

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

I was afraid of getting too much mileage out of that phrase. :D

Y'know.. the Game Boys* picture really sums up the state of geekdom and furries. Here we have two guys, naked and pressed agaisnt each other.. and they're still so socially awkward that all they can do is continue to play video games.

*Just made a typo with that which made me thankful the pun wasn't at least "Gayme Boys."

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 588

I see the pink, and those horrible, horrible boobs, and all I can think of was when I was accousted by RoxiCat at a con. :cry: :cry: :cry:

Amazing what furries have for double standards. I got married to a real live girl at AAC98 and got nothing but shit for it. Barret RPs RoxiCat marrying Jack Salem right after and not one fucking complaint.

My understanding, having been at AAC98 and having heard the shit storm during and after the con, the reason people gave you shit is because your ceremony started late and thus interupting the masq. A lot of people just took a joke too far, which never happens in the furry community. Nope, never. Didn't help that you kept adding fuel to the fire either.

No, the reason I got tarred and feathered were:

I was being married in front of the con and no one else was offered the honor. I mean a real wedding, not one of the fly by night gay matings with the lifespan and stability of xenon trioxide or the fake character RP weddings.

I was asked to join the art show volunteer staff as was my wife and those who complained weren't despite some of them desperately trying to get on the con staff any way they could.

I was not in charge of the con and thus could not ban them for threatening me and my wife via e-mail.
We were SUPPOSED to have been married in a small ceremony in the unused far end dais in the dealer room. It was moved to the upstairs ballroom in the middle of the contest by con staff on the basis of the wedding drawing too many people to fit in the dealer room and the possibility of disrupting dealer tables, from what I was told AT THE TIME.

In any case, the people to blame for the placement and timing were the con staff, and furries being cowards, attacked ME, AFTER the con, via E-MAIL instead of the con staff who could have banned them for their vitriol.

You didn't see the e-mails. They were beyond obscene and made death threats against my wife and I. In the wake of all the nice treatment from people who made the wedding happen, it took my by surprise, hurt, and made me so fucking upset, I deleted all the mails as they came in and then blocked the senders altogether.

I made mention of a stunt I was going to pull to embarass the idiots who complained at the next con. IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM WAS VIOLENCE OF ANY KIND EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED. It was about sitting under heat lamps on a lounge chair in an arctic parka and see who could withstand more heat. Me or the fursuiting imbeciles. Since my brother and I used to sit in a closed junk car in the summer heat as a makeshift sauna for hours on end, and I work in attics running cable all summer, it would be me easily.

Someone went on a few mailing lists and directly e-mailed several artists and claimed that it was about STABBING people and the next thing you know, artists were threatening to pull out unless I was banned from the con. I was pushed off the art show volunteer staff as was my wife. She was hurt very very badly by this. Would you let your wife get treated this way?

A good friend later on found the central culprit to be a fursuiter known for vehemently denying he is a furry yet he attends nearly every damn con and fursuits constantly and is active in various fursuiter forums. But this shit for brains was not the only one by a long shot. There were many avid helpers.

Those who threatened me, and then spread rumors, and got me and more importantly my wife kicked off the art show staff are among the factors for me turning on furry.

And they are living on borrowed time should they ever by happenstance cross my path. I strongly recommend they steer clear of the entire northeastern region for their own safety. I am neither going to forget nor forgive what they said about and did to my wife. I'm not actively hunting them though I could easily do so if I desired. I am instead keeping to myself and my territory and ignoring furry meeting places. The ONLY reasons I went to AC2K1 were to meet TWO people, one of which was Plush-She.

Creature, I was there at the center of all this. There is NO blame on MY part. I was offered to have the ceremony by con staff members and graciously accepted. These total assholes did their best to ruin my memories and those of my wife. This is not something you can say I added fuel to the fire as if I have culpability. I didn't threaten anyone at the con nor did I spread rumors about someone. I was the one wronged and so was my wife. There can be no excuse for what these little pricks did.

You want threats? I'll make them right now to the face of those who pulled this shit, to their faces, moments before I personally carry the threats out. You want to piss me off to righteous anger and violent retribution? Fuck with my wife. Mess with my family. Go after my friends. I can and have taken shots intended for others. I go to the mat for those close to me. I've been down in the dirt with the sort of people that frighten veteran policemen. Yet, these asswipes are still breathing.

I've been FAR MORE THAN gracious with these scumbags. My wife agrees. But I don't need to send them to the ER or worse to get revenge. I need only keep showing the truth about the furry fandom to so-called mundanes wherever I go and the opportunity properly presents itself. More than once, I've told parents the dreadful truth about the furries their kids were coming in contact with online and whose art they were downloading. And they talk to other parents. Who talk to other parents. Better they should become Insane Clown Posse Juggalos than furries.

Over time, this in combination with the furry fandom's idiot pathological need to make ever bigger fools of themselves and all those others who keep spreading the word, will do far more damage to their cliquish little world than me beating them into gelatin. That would be too kind. They deserve the emotional pain of seeing their precious fandom exposed for the opprobrium it so rightfully deserves. They deserve the suffering of watching their precious furry savaged and ridiculed for all their faults.

Furries sensitive and kind and more understanding than other non furries? Horseshit. Furries tend to be vicious little shits who encompass the worst traits of the mundanes they rail against all the time. And by their actions after the con, they proved it to me in a way that nothing else ever could have as effectively.

(Memo: I don't blame PeterCat in the slightest and praise him for fighting as hard as he did for me. I also salute Ion Otter, Capricia Davis, Andrijian Popovic(?), and several others who were beyond kind to my wife and I. They have our permanent thanks and good will.)

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

No, the reason I got tarred and feathered were:
I was being married in front of the con and no one else was offered the honor. I mean a real wedding, not one of the fly by night gay matings with the lifespan and stability of xenon trioxide or the fake character RP weddings.

Well, there's one of your first mistakes. Instead of some superficial ceremony to perpetuate some false sense of committment between the players of two characters who have been makin' babies on Furcadia for 3 years, or a bogus event to "wed" someone's hunk of cloth rendered into a character to another hunk of carpet with eyes, you dared to bring a piece of the REAL LIVE HY00MAN WORLD into the midst of their fantasyfest.

I was asked to join the art show volunteer staff as was my wife and those who complained weren't despite some of them desperately trying to get on the con staff any way they could.

Much to the chagrin of some furries, there's this BIZARRE HUMAN CONCEPT that people who just got married are deserving of special favors in honor of such an undertaking. This can be demonstrated in the HY00MAN world by the fact that you could damn near kill a person and get away with it by stating that you just got married.

When my wife and I got married, we stopped by a Burger King since the reception dinner was about an hour away, and we were starving. We pulled through the drive-thru window to pick up our chicken tenders (no ketchup or anything to spill on my wife's nice white dress or my rented tux) and the person turned to her boss and said "DO WE GIVE FREE FOOD TO PEOPLE WHO JUST GOT MARRIED??" After having to amusedly explain to the employees crowded in the window that, no, this was not a cheapass way of having a reception.. it was merely so we didn't pass out from hunger before the reception.. we were given a bag of tenders and sent on our way, being told our money was no good there.

While on our honeymoon, we could just about make anyone dance the cha-cha while taking our picture by merely uttering "We're on our honeymoon."

See.... it's those crazy hy00mans and their outdated notions that an HONEST-TO-GOSH committment between two people THAT ARE NOT PRETENDING TO BE THEIR ONLINE CHARACTERS is something special to be recognized. As such, people may be inclined to extend special favors and honors to them that are TYPICALLY NOT OFFERED TO THOSE THAT HAVE NOT JUST GOTTEN MARRIED.

We were SUPPOSED to have been married in a small ceremony in the unused far end dais in the dealer room. It was moved to the upstairs ballroom in the middle of the contest by con staff on the basis of the wedding drawing too many people to fit in the dealer room and the possibility of disrupting dealer tables, from what I was told AT THE TIME.

Maybe it also had something to do with that crazy hy00man notion that a special event deserves a special place.. and a room full of pimply, beardy geeks can wait a few minutes to ogle foam rubber sculpted into the vague shape of a bustline and covered with astroturf while TWO PEOPLE COMMIT THEIR LIVES TO EACH OTHER.

Furries sensitive and kind and more understanding than other non furries? Horseshit.

If, by "sensitive and more understanding than non-furries," you mean mean-spirited, cliquish, spiteful and militantly protective of the illusion that their behaviors are somehow more enlightened than the rest of the human race then.... yeah.

Furries tend to be vicious little shits who encompass the worst traits of the mundanes they rail against all the time.

Amen.. amen... and amen. Requiem en phurraie hypocrisy pax.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1030

You didn't see the e-mails. They were beyond obscene and made death threats against my wife and I. In the wake of all the nice treatment from people who made the wedding happen, it took my by surprise, hurt, and made me so fucking upset, I deleted all the mails as they came in and then blocked the senders altogether.

I still say that its a real shame these E-mails were deleted..its sounds fucking hilarious.

Ah well, hindsight is always 20/20

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

A good friend later on found the central culprit to be a fursuiter known for vehemently denying he is a furry yet he attends nearly every damn con and fursuits constantly and is active in various fursuiter forums.

Shawn Keller?

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1030

Shawn Keller?

Hah. First name that popped into my head, but I was like "nahhh ..."

..could it be ?

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

I thought they only made fun of the staged furry weddings...
Besides...
MINERVA LOVES ONLY ME!!! =)

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 588

A good friend later on found the central culprit to be a fursuiter known for vehemently denying he is a furry yet he attends nearly every damn con and fursuits constantly and is active in various fursuiter forums.

Shawn Keller?

No, and a guessing

(is disturbed by Iron Chef recording stopping in background, deletes from HD, continues)

contest won't get me to confirm or deny any other names. If I wanted to bring Hell down on the cretins' heads, I'd do it myself by pointing them out at AC in front of my wife. She would do the rest while I sit back enjoying the spectacle of a woman turning grown men into something resembling corned beef with her bare hands.

(the battle was lettuce and it was depressing to watch anyways; on to battle crab number whatever)

It's true that REAL LIFE MARRIAGE scares the living fuck out of furries. An actual legal committment, their blather about legal rights and piracy and threats of lawsuit notwithstanding, is frightening to them.

Remember, these are people who will approach others online via chat and IM about yiffing and when the other person responds readily and is willing to do it FOR REAL, they run the other way because cyberfucking is all they can handle, and barely that. A handjob is referred to as "pawing off" and most can't even do that right.

Too bad because I do so enjoy a good debauch, but then I guess a night of hard drinking at the bar and reminiscing with complete strangers is a good second.

(not as hard as you think when the strangers are drunk and inventing it as they go because they'll just do it all again the next night until they do have something in common to remember, which they won't because they were drunk at the time; this is a how neighborhood bars tend to work in my area)

Anyhow, furries are neverending in their capacity to disappoint, hurt, and use. We're talking people far more fucked up than most of us here can be, because when it comes down to it, we know how fucked up we are and why and what needs to be done and we know we're making a choice to not do much about it at times. Furries neither know they are fucked up nor why and probably won't ever without necessarily becoming something other than furries. Like mature adults.

(the Iron Chef battle is #66 from February 1995... how sad is it that I had time to look that up in the book on my shelf to my right? I known Rankin can assign a sadness level to that...)

I have to warn people. Don't open your heart. Not to furrydom. Don't let yourself care. You can and WILL be hurt. You will care for people, some of whom you will mistakenly call friend who will mind and heart fuck you as hard as they can at the first opportunity. Others will drift away because they still think of themselves as furries despite having none of their defects mental or otherwise and take offense at your criticism of furry. Still others you won't see as much more than distant freakish aquaintances who with just a little bit of work on themselves would be so nice, but they just keep falling short of the sort of standards we hold those people in town to who generally are known for being annoying schmucks one step from being gang pummeled by the neighborhood. How sad is that?

Rhetorical. Never mind. Just don't open yourself to the pain. Like the 70s, furry won't help you. It won't work for you. Run away. Fast.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

(the Iron Chef battle is #66 from February 1995... how sad is it that I had time to look that up in the book on my shelf to my right? I known Rankin can assign a sadness level to that...)

Meh. Everyone needs a hobby. At least yours isn't jerking off to pictures of foxes with both sex organs. Besides, I enjoyed Iron Chef the few times I was ciherent enough to watch it.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

Meh. Everyone needs a hobby. At least yours isn't jerking off to pictures of foxes with both sex organs. Besides, I enjoyed Iron Chef the few times I was ciherent enough to watch it.

I have never seen this show, and regardless as to whether it's really good or really bad, I never will. I'm proud of this fact, but I have abso-fucking-lutely no idea why.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Meh. Everyone needs a hobby. At least yours isn't jerking off to pictures of foxes with both sex organs. Besides, I enjoyed Iron Chef the few times I was ciherent enough to watch it.

I have never seen this show, and regardless as to whether it's really good or really bad, I never will. I'm proud of this fact, but I have abso-fucking-lutely no idea why.

...because you're too busy jerking off to vixens with both organs.. :evil:

creature · Venter Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 240

I'll make them out ahead of time :wink: That and I already attract them, I'm a female anthro artist. Plus I seem to attract the creepy ones in real life...course their gaze is firmly fixed about six inches lower than my face... :?

Only six inches? I'm surprised most can left their heads from looking at the ground.

creature · Venter Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 240

*cutting out a lot of stuff to get to the point*

Well, I stand corrected. I do know the person you are talking about, and I agree with you about what kind of person he is.

creature · Venter Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 240

You didn't see the e-mails. They were beyond obscene and made death threats against my wife and I. In the wake of all the nice treatment from people who made the wedding happen, it took my by surprise, hurt, and made me so fucking upset, I deleted all the mails as they came in and then blocked the senders altogether.

I still say that its a real shame these E-mails were deleted..its sounds fucking hilarious.

Ah well, hindsight is always 20/20

I can imagine what some of them have said. It's just sad to say that people can't let others be happy.

The New Meat · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 660

So, just curious, what made you think getting married at a furcon was a good idea in the first place?

creature · Venter Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 240

It's true that REAL LIFE MARRIAGE scares the living fuck out of furries. An actual legal committment, their blather about legal rights and piracy and threats of lawsuit notwithstanding, is frightening to them.

I wouldn't go that far, but I would agree with it to a point. I know of and have seen a lot of the "Mate Of The Week" club members. People like FoxMajik who run through boyfriends like most people change their socks. I honestly find that shit entertaining, since to me it's nothing more then teenagers falling hard and burning up on the way down.

Anyhow, furries are neverending in their capacity to disappoint, hurt, and use. We're talking people far more fucked up than most of us here can be, because when it comes down to it, we know how fucked up we are and why and what needs to be done and we know we're making a choice to not do much about it at times. Furries neither know they are fucked up nor why and probably won't ever without necessarily becoming something other than furries. Like mature adults.

Depends on how you want to look at being a mature adult. People outside of this, SA, PoE, ect. will look at what we/us/them/they do and say "what a bunch of pissy little kids" and be right from their point of view. We look at your average visible furry (I think that's something that should be said, since I like to think your average non-visible furry, the ones that don't go out of their way to make scenes and cause shit are the ones we don't talk about) and call it like we see it with our own tainted vision. Any ex-cult member can make the cult look bad by picking out things. But, you average person, the 9-to-5er (in my case 11-to-7er) will look at the various geek fandoms (comic, furry, anime, star wars/trek, ect.) and shakes their head violently and get on with their lives.

I have to warn people. Don't open your heart. Not to furrydom. Don't let yourself care. You can and WILL be hurt. You will care for people, some of whom you will mistakenly call friend who will mind and heart fuck you as hard as they can at the first opportunity. Others will drift away because they still think of themselves as furries despite having none of their defects mental or otherwise and take offense at your criticism of furry. Still others you won't see as much more than distant freakish aquaintances who with just a little bit of work on themselves would be so nice, but they just keep falling short of the sort of standards we hold those people in town to who generally are known for being annoying schmucks one step from being gang pummeled by the neighborhood. How sad is that?

I would have to agree with this in a lot of ways. I'll just leave it at that as to why.

creature · Venter Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 240

So, just curious, what made you think getting married at a furcon was a good idea in the first place?

I was starting to wonder if anyone was going to ask that question.

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

I'll make them out ahead of time :wink: That and I already attract them, I'm a female anthro artist. Plus I seem to attract the creepy ones in real life...course their gaze is firmly fixed about six inches lower than my face... :?

Only six inches? I'm surprised most can left their heads from looking at the ground.

They usually can't after I've dealt with them for trying to grab the goods... :wink:

Wayd, Congratulations, you have way more patience then I have with those sorts of people, I'd have probably hunted every single waste of meat down and tore out vital organs with my bare hands. Still I must admit that I personally would never get married at the furry con.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

(the battle was lettuce and it was depressing to watch anyways; on to battle crab number whatever)

Dear Food Network.... just an idea... how about a week two of battles without Sakai. I can understand how so many of the challengers want to measure up to him... but, geez... it'd be nice to see a different face once in a while.

Anyhow, furries are neverending in their capacity to disappoint, hurt, and use. We're talking people far more fucked up than most of us here can be, because when it comes down to it, we know how fucked up we are and why and what needs to be done and we know we're making a choice to not do much about it at times. Furries neither know they are fucked up nor why and probably won't ever without necessarily becoming something other than furries. Like mature adults.

While there are definitely some folks in furrydom that are so screwed up they don't even know it, the thing that's really consternating about other furries is you know that, somewhere in their brain, they know some of the stuff they do is messed up. The fact that they apply their mental faculties to not only denying those aspects of themselves that are messed up, but actively and vehemently perpetuating the idea that what they do is not messed up is what gets trippy. I think that's one reason furrydom in some circles is such a fragile house of cards. They know they're really just deluding themselves so that they don't have to deal with real life... but they persist in clamping their hands over their ears and going "LALALALALA-I CAN'T HEAR YOU-LALALALALALALA!"

When you mention something like that, furries are quick to cite notions about glass houses and lobbing objects of a geologic nature. But, for some of us here, we know what goes on in some of these folks mind, because we were there. But, somewhere along the lines, we started.... changing, maturing, growing up... whatever you'd like to label it. When we started looking at the world around us and how we were interacting with it... or avoiding interaction with it... we had the capacity to say, "Dude, that was some fucked up stuff I did."

I have to warn people. Don't open your heart. Not to furrydom. Don't let yourself care. You can and WILL be hurt. You will care for people, some of whom you will mistakenly call friend who will mind and heart fuck you as hard as they can at the first opportunity. Others will drift away because they still think of themselves as furries despite having none of their defects mental or otherwise and take offense at your criticism of furry. Still others you won't see as much more than distant freakish aquaintances who with just a little bit of work on themselves would be so nice, but they just keep falling short of the sort of standards we hold those people in town to who generally are known for being annoying schmucks one step from being gang pummeled by the neighborhood. How sad is that?

One of the things that's hard for me is my brother is more into furrydom than I ever was. He's in a gay relationship right now. I don't have a problem with that in itself, but I've never been quite convinced that he didn't really get into the gay/bi scene out of a mix of prison gayness and furrydom. He had some really crappy experiences with women, and, when he came out, he had been RPing characters on furry MUCKs that were gay, bi, crossdressing, transgendered, etc. I don't care if he's genuinely gay, but I've never been quite certain it wasn't one of those cases of RPing something enough that you come to believe it's true. Honestly, I think he is bi RL... or, what I call "equal opportunity." But, there's that little shadow of wondering if he didn't just slip into it as a progression of online play.

Anyway, he seems to be getting away from furrydom. It's not so much that he's running away from it screaming, but more like fading away from it.. moving on with life. His boyfriend, however, is a fursuiter and such. The fellow has a respectable job, and has a talent for making more money than he knows what to do with...... but, he still pretty much uses furs for whatever reasons. He'll ask my brother to do commissions for him, and then get really bitchy when my brother either declines, or drags his heels because he just doesn't want to draw. If you were paying good money, I can see getting a little upset if things aren't done in a timely fashion. But, when your partner is not being paid.. just drawing for you out of the goodness of his heart.. it's really not appropriate to pull your typical furry tactics of "I want my picture done NOWWWWWW!.

The thing that kind of hurts with it is I have to wonder if he'd even be into furry crap and involved with this guy if I hadn't been into furries in the first place. I assume he learned about them through me, and just exceeded me in involvement in furrydom. Any problems he's suffered for his involvement with the fandom I kind of feel like I'm to blame for.

(might finish this up later... that's pretty much it in a nutshell, but I have to go do a site inspection)

Quantum Coyote · Venter Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 221

ZenZhu Wrote:

The thing that kind of hurts with it is I have to wonder if he'd even be into furry crap and involved with this guy if I hadn't been into furries in the first place. I assume he learned about them through me, and just exceeded me in involvement in furrydom. Any problems he's suffered for his involvement with the fandom I kind of feel like I'm to blame for.

I'm sorry, I kind of know how you feel, I believe. Mind you in my situation it wasn't a sibling but a friend who became 'involved' or 'corrupted' (pick one or fill in the blank). And the situation was drugs instead of fur.
I've seen more than one str8 as an arrow, athletic, up and coming KID basically, become a stoner and 'tune out' just because they were somehow associated with me or my circle of friends. And this is due to no active encouragement on our part, just the individual's desire to fit in or the power of their 'discovery' of a certain drug.
And you get to watch them make ALL THE MISTAKES. Usually, at least at the beginning if you try to moderate them they will basically be all "dude, you are (or were) into doing (or taking) and your still functional/not dead/not in jail/a felon/not addicted/haven't become retarded or something etc." Yet something blinds them to the concept that you HAVE had close calls with the major pitfalls and most likely have experienced, at least to some degree, some of the minor ones.
It can make you really angry. There is this tear between wanting to give warning or advice, or maybe even pull some sort of direct confrontation, and the belief that they are adults and as adults it would be disrespectful to second guess their attempt at trying to find the right way through life. I often opt for the latter while still trying to inform the individual in a non-threatening way.

I wish you best of luck with your bro, whatever you decide to(or not) do.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Goodbye Sam, hello Samantha.
Goodbye Joe, hello Joanne.

Suddenly need a new kind of company
Someone to love me.
Goodbye Sam, hello Samantha
Goodbye Lou, hello Louise.
From today there'll be new games
for me to play
So good luck and goodbye Sam.

Guys you ought-a get wise
There's more to the world than pool and fishin'.
easy ridin' is fine
But look around see what you're missin'.
Girls are waitin' in line
And now has come the time
I'm goin' out and I'm gonna get me some.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1030

Girls are waitin' in line
And now has come the time
I'm goin' out and I'm gonna get me some.

Sounds like a plan

Repomancer · Rasophore Joined: 13 Jun 2003 Posts: 61

I have never seen this show, and regardless as to whether it's really good or really bad, I never will. I'm proud of this fact, but I have abso-fucking-lutely no idea why.

Never. Seen. Iron. Chef.

Fukui-san: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE?!

ITS ONLY THE AWESOMEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF AWESOME.

(I am Iron Chef Leftovers, so I'm a little biased.)

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Shmeckopolis · Vociferator Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 314

Thought I'd reopen the wound.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 588

So, just curious, what made you think getting married at a furcon was a good idea in the first place?

I was starting to wonder if anyone was going to ask that question.

I was still under the impression that furries were if eccentric, still largely harmless people and that the nice ones were in larger numbers. I was wrong. The ratio of assholes to nice people is measurable in scientific notation.

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 312

Well, anything's measurable in scientific notation...

1.23*10^-3 is .00123.

And Schmeckopolis? You didn't need to post that again. It was already seared, SEARED into my memory.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Here you go.... bunnies...

Shmeckopolis · Vociferator Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 314

And that, in turn, brings about the question of the day:

Why does the bunny outfit come with cuffs? Seems unnecissary....

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

Why does the bunny outfit come with cuffs?

Because they don't wear spats.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Well, hell, why does it come as an outfit at all? I mean, it's not like we're admiring the stitchwork or fabric choice, anyway.. so just toss the whole thing and give us the babes without it.

Or are you preferring they swap out the cuffs for fuzzy paw hands? :)

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

Why does the bunny outfit come with cuffs?

Don't you know? They tie the outfit together!

Shmeckopolis · Vociferator Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 314

Well, hell, why does it come as an outfit at all? I mean, it's not like we're admiring the stitchwork or fabric choice, anyway.. so just toss the whole thing and give us the babes without it.

Or are you preferring they swap out the cuffs for fuzzy paw hands? :)

No paw hands. Bad. Bad monkey!

But I say it because it seems so unnecissary. They wear next to nothing, but throw in some lone cuffs. Seems like wearing a tie to the beach with a 2-piece swimsuit.

But hey, what does it matter, in the long run?

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Seems like wearing a tie to the beach with a 2-piece swimsuit.

Accccccentuate the positive... throw back... the negative.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Ahhh, geeez Meathead.... do y' hafta question everythin'? Just look at the tits whydon'tcha?

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 312

It just wouldn't be a bunny outfit without cuffs, although unless I'm mistaken they nearly always use the cufflinks wrong (overlap like a regular shirt, dammit!)

Yessir, looking at the boobies now, sir.

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

But I say it because it seems so unnecissary. They wear next to nothing, but throw in some lone cuffs. Seems like wearing a tie to the beach with a 2-piece swimsuit.

The cuffs create an illusion of the bunnies being more dressed than they are. Playboy aspires to a certain classiness, and just plain nekkidness isn't classy in their book. Or something. Like ZenZhu says, just enjoy the sight. It's not like the cuffs are wrecking anything.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Mmph.. nnf.... nn? Oh dear..... ceersh to th' titsh, guysh.

Shmeckopolis · Vociferator Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 314

Ahhh, geeez Meathead.... do y' hafta question everythin'?

Yes. Yes I do.

Truthfully, I wasn't complaining (who could?), just wondering.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

I figure it's just one of those things someone figured rounded out the costume. If you took away the bowtie, collar, and cuffs, it'd be just a one-piece suit with hose and heels. By itself, that outfit would be rather plain. Honestly, unless the model is particularly curvaceous, the cut they use for the suit seems to be rather unflattering. It builds up the bustline some, but doesn't do much for the hips. If a girl is fairly thin, it seems to really obscure their figure. For someone like Anna Nichole Smith, however.... before she went totally batshit insane trailer trash... the suit can be very flattering.

Early issues of Playboy featured an actual bunny mascot, sometimes seen in a smoking jacket, and other times in a tux. Since Playboy has always tried to be kind of GQ with bare T&A, the whole urbanite, tuxedo-clad angle is part of their motif. So, the cuffs and collar kind of dress up the outfit in a tuxedo-like fashion. The very point of them, I'd guess, is that they're kind of pointless, yet they balance the thing out.

The thing about Playboy and other glamour/nudie photography I find the most pointless is why the hell a woman strutting around in her birthday suit is opting to wear high heels. "Hmm... I think I'll go au naturale. It's sunny and warm out. Oh.. I will, however, squeeze my feet into shoes that are a size too small and pinch my toes." I dunno... I'm not much for the whole Frederick's of Hollywood, thigh-high stockings and stiletto heels thing most guys seem to go ape over. Maybe it's cuz I grew up looking at bohemian boobies in National Geographic instead of pilfered copies of someone's dad's Playboy, but someone dressed like something out of the kama sutra does a lot more for me than anyone in Victoria's Secret.

"Hey, baby. I'm a consultant on TLC's What Not to Wear, and I can tell you your best fashion bet is to just go naked... preferably back at my loft."

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 588

The thing about Playboy and other glamour/nudie photography I find the most pointless is why the hell a woman strutting around in her birthday suit is opting to wear high heels. "Hmm... I think I'll go au naturale. It's sunny and warm out. Oh.. I will, however, squeeze my feet into shoes that are a size too small and pinch my toes."

It's subliminal. Ever notice your wife's calves when she's on her back with the legs up ready to receive? The calves bulge and that's what happens when women wear heels. I've hear models call it the "ready to fuck look" and women often call such shoes "fuck me heels".

My wife having been a stripper, you learn these things. Too many things to be healthy. Right now I'm learning about morning sickness.

:shock:

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

My wife having been a stripper, you learn these things. Too many things to be healthy. Right now I'm learning about morning sickness.

:shock:

...this just makes my last reply seem all the much funnier. Thank you for making my otherwise worthless evening unintentionally hilareous.

:lol: 8) :lol:

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 588

My wife having been a stripper, you learn these things. Too many things to be healthy. Right now I'm learning about morning sickness.

:shock:

...this just makes my last reply seem all the much funnier. Thank you for making my otherwise worthless evening unintentionally hilareous.

:lol: 8) :lol:

Better than you referencing boot loaders. Like that isn't pointless?

If my kid ends up being half the smart ass you're being I'm going to send him to military school.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Better than you referencing boot loaders. Like that isn't pointless?

If my kid ends up being half the smart ass you're being I'm going to send him to military school.

OH NOS. MY GEEKHOOD HAS BEEN POKED WITH A STICK!

I'd send your kid to military school as well. It's nice to have something to fight for.

Wayd Wolf · Vociferator Joined: 06 Oct 2003 Posts: 588

Better than you referencing boot loaders. Like that isn't pointless?

If my kid ends up being half the smart ass you're being I'm going to send him to military school.

OH NOS. MY GEEKHOOD HAS BEEN POKED WITH A STICK!

I'd send your kid to military school as well. It's nice to have something to fight for.

You're like that kid that sits in the back seat, just egging on his father to stop the car, reach across the back seat, and throttle him. WTF is wrong with you tonight? Between this and the not-soon-enough-locked "boredom posts" you'd think everyone was standing too close to the fire when the state cops burn seized pot.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

WTF is wrong with you tonight?

I'd say it's a combination of genes, and Thera-Flu, mostly. None the less, tell me about your wonderful day, sir. I'm certain you have much more to contribute as to the trials of a day of dealing with customers, their issues, and the fandom at large!

Please, sir, step up to the podium - the stage - she is all yours!

Regardless, Wayd, I've not sought out to pick on you, exclusively, or whatnot, I just figured I'd call you on your tendencies to prove your worth vicariously through all of the things you do, the people you know, etc... it's fine - you're with your fellow miscreants. We know you're married and with child. Here, have a Diet Shasta and watch TLK!

Quantum Coyote · Venter Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 221

ZenZhu Wrote:

Maybe it's cuz I grew up looking at bohemian boobies in National Geographic instead of pilfered copies of someone's dad's Playboy, but someone dressed like something out of the kama sutra does a lot more for me than anyone in Victoria's Secret.

Yams!!!

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

It's subliminal. Ever notice your wife's calves when she's on her back with the legs up ready to receive? The calves bulge and that's what happens when women wear heels. I've hear models call it the "ready to fuck look" and women often call such shoes "fuck me heels".

Y'know, being another married guy, I can relate to how one's wife factors into a lot of one's anecdotes. After all, you're around each other so much that whenever whatever you're talking about occurred, chances are you were with your significant other.

Still, I don't think even I needed to hear that. :shock:

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

But that was interesting to know..=) "Fuck me heels"
Wow...I learn more bout girls here, than by reading Sabrina online! =)

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

I learn more bout girls here, than by reading Sabrina online! =)

That's like going to a furry con and stating "Goodness, there certainly is a skew of the homsexual variety."

No... bad example.

Ya know... I think we need a mascot. Everything remotely furry has one... and we've already got a name! "Cyd"!

How about "Cyd" Skunk, mmm? No. This photo is in no way altered.

From here,

Do you smell something?

Maybe Cyd, "Scratch 'n' Sniff" Skunk. Blawgh. That may be a pine cone, or some stupid Christmas orniment, but it suree looks like an asshole to me... ditto for the brown thing hanging against the tail.

God.

Perhaps Cyd is not a name, bot an acronym?

Clifford, the Yiffy Dog, now, more gay than Liberace and Elton John striking a pose with Tony Blair.

21st Century Digital Boy · Prattler Joined: 27 Dec 2003 Posts: 131

My candidate for mascot:

Because you just know some furries will take it seriously.
"Look! Look! They really are Nazis just like I said! OMGFURSECUTIONFURNACHTFURSCHWITZOHNONOTTHESHOWERSYIFFYIFFBLURGLRBUGLRHUFFBLUFFBUTTERDEATH."

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

THIS shall be the new mascot, Harry the fat pedophile!

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

I say we just get a few babes like the Hooters girls or Swedish Bikini Team. Then our slogan can be:

"Crush, Yiff, Destroy and hot women.... two things furries will never get."

By the way, I love the dead hamster hanging off of this guy's crotch.

I keep seeing the best nominees for "Dumbest Fursuit Ever."

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

I keep seeing the best nominees for "Dumbest Fursuit Ever."

This is the first time I actually uttered "What the fuck?" aloud from anything posted here. I've cackled, grimaced, and winced, but never said anything aloud. This is a break through, or a break-down..

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

Ya know... I think we need a mascot. Everything remotely furry has one...

Hey! I though the whole point about CYD was that it isn't even remotely furry! Sheesh, you ex-furries and your relapses...

From here

Oy, furcon photos are always a source of WTF.

Overall, these get-to-gethers look shoddy. This looks like part of the dealer's room.

"Mom, dad... meet your new son-in-law, Woofie." ... "Mavis, fetch my shotgun."

Instincts overtake

"Hi! We're your new neighbours!" ... "Mavis, fetch my shotgun."

"Help! I've fallen in status, and I can't get up!"

Strychnine Velcro · Qualificator Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 34

"Mom, dad... meet your new son-in-law, Woofie." ... "Mavis, fetch my shotgun."

Aww.. what the fuck? what the FUUCK? I just cannot fathom how some furries find this stuff sexually arousing. Is this a typical gap between the fantasy and reality thing or what?

For what it's worth, here's my theory. I thought about this for at least three minutes, so I'm sure it's right.

It's well documented that groups of males deprived of sexual opportunity will go prison-gay with each other. Furries find themselves in this position, but - oh noes - other furries are just as respulsive! Furries found the solution to be encasement in mildew-encrusted carpet, which created a physical barrier and so allowed sexual congress without profuse vomiting. Somewhere along the line someone hit upon the idea of making these Tard Cosies in the shape of animals, because having a cartoon dog taking you from a rectangle is far less degrading than having sex with the vast sebaceous gland inside the suit. And besides; it reminds them of the days before internets hooked up socially retarded recluses, when Rover was the only outlet available. And so the fursuit was born.

No, that's shit.

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

I think our mascot should be none other than...

General fucking McArthur

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 312

Naaahhh... looks too much like Hunter S. Thompson.

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

Naaahhh... looks too much like Hunter S. Thompson.

There's alot of lines in Fear and Loathing that could be applied to furrydum.

"Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?"

"Jesus, bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing - intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out. The weasels were closing in. I could smell the ugly brutes. Flee. "

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

"Mom, dad... meet your new son-in-law, Woofie." ... "Mavis, fetch my shotgun."

Aww.. what the fuck? what the FUUCK? I just cannot fathom how some furries find this stuff sexually arousing. Is this a typical gap between the fantasy and reality thing or what?

For what it's worth, here's my theory. I thought about this for at least three minutes, so I'm sure it's right.

It's well documented that groups of males deprived of sexual opportunity will go prison-gay with each other. Furries find themselves in this position, but - oh noes - other furries are just as respulsive! Furries found the solution to be encasement in mildew-encrusted carpet, which created a physical barrier and so allowed sexual congress without profuse vomiting. Somewhere along the line someone hit upon the idea of making these Tard Cosies in the shape of animals, because having a cartoon dog taking you from a rectangle is far less degrading than having sex with the vast sebaceous gland inside the suit. And besides; it reminds them of the days before internets hooked up socially retarded recluses, when Rover was the only outlet available. And so the fursuit was born.

THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. :D

Strychnine Velcro · Qualificator Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 34

THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. :D

Well I never. I occasionally draw funny animals and recently discovered the sprawling insanity that is furry, so I just thought I'd come here and give my highly original theory on furries in a forum of people who've been aware of it for ages and have already pointed these things out countless times already.. uh.. shit. I see your point actually. I didn't think it through again. Apologies.

(Insert LOVE ME OR I WILL LEAVE THE INTERNET FOREVER! I MEAN IT! here, followed by an ULTRA GAY smiley)

Genghis · Venter Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 277

followed by an ULTRA GAY smiley

Quantum Coyote · Venter Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 221

Naaahhh... looks too much like Hunter S. Thompson.

Back off! I know how to use this! You don't mess around like that, this here is bat country!

Strychnine Velcro · Qualificator Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 34

Dear god, I feel guilty for laughing so hard. That is a thing of rare beauty.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 312

It is a thing of beauty, to be treasured, cherished...

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 473

OH YES

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

But no matter what ah do... I can't get the shaddow as soft as on the lettering... with transparecy!

I'll continue experimenting! =)

Hi Rankin! =)

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

Oh, yes.... Oh, GOD, YES!!!

I want that on a t-shirt, NOW!

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Mm... Getting there, methinks... =)

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

Inside-joke T-shirts forevah!!1!1(one)

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

I'm honoured - and repulsed. Interesting choice of chars, Donny. I love it. :)

APPROVED!

Quantum Coyote · Venter Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 221

Donny!

Tailgunner · Venter Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 255

This gets Tailgunner's Stamp Of Approval!

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

I was thinking this might make a nice cheap T-Shirt, or with merely the logo on the front, and the CYD text on the back? We really need larger CYD text, though, and I'll be fucked if I can fontmatch that.

It'd cost me about $20 to make a shirt, full color (L, XL) one side, 100% cotton; although it would drop a bit in price for quantity order (photo (shitty)) pictures cost more than silkscreening - but there's a minimum quantity of 12 for silkscreening, and I'm not putting up $250. ;)

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

I know Yiff is written in Jokerman, and I can easily find the other font and do the photoshop effects needed for the logo, anyone can really.

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

Actually, would you consider putting it on black and making it available in XXL?

Yeah, I'm fat, but you're ugly, and I CAN LOSE WEIGHT!

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 631

I know that I'm a little late to the party, but as far as this site is concerned, that is pretty much the best mascot POSSIBLE. Excellent work!

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Actually, would you consider putting it on black and making it available in XXL?

All that is available with the 'photo print' option was white, but XXL is possible. We'd need to get at least 12 orders for silkscreened (10 shirt colors available for that, black being one of them), and I know I don't have the leverage of that much funds to just piss away if I couldn't unload them. I might go in for two, three at the most.

I know that I'm a little late to the party, but as far as this site is concerned, that is pretty much the best mascot POSSIBLE. Excellent work!

I gave Donny that snapshot of Bart's "frog prince" as a theme - yet I'm not sure if he's referencing that Law and Order: CSI episode, or just picking on me. :cry: :cry:

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1030

Actually, would you consider putting it on black and making it available in XXL?

Yeah, I'm fat, but you're ugly, and I CAN LOSE WEIGHT!

hehehe

That reminds me of the few "furry" shirts I was ever actually interested in buying (.....WHAT???) ..seemed to come only in XL and larger - Hello? ..M?

:)

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

More mascots and coons and faggotry, oh my!

Awww.. who remembers this un?

A parody of the Leo the Lion mascot, this "MTM" kitty concluded each episode with a sweet but timid "Meow."

Mimsey was rescued from a local animal shelter and became the kitten that would roar. After her foray
into show business, the kitten lived the remainder of its life in the San Fernando Valley home of an MTM staffer."
Mimsey was born in 1968 and died in 1988

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

HEY BABY, HEY BABY, HEY

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 366

*mphhh...*

I'll never eat KFC again...

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

The Hillary Clinton Bucket at KFC.... two small breasts, two big thighs, and one left wing.

Shmeckopolis · Vociferator Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 314

The Hillary Clinton Bucket at KFC.... two small breasts, two big thighs, and one left wing.

And even though it's self-advertised as Kentucky Fried, it was actually fried in Arkansas...

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

New pic of our favorite mascot. =)

Kooshmeister · Qualificator Joined: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 31

HEY BABY, HEY BABY, HEY

That HAS to be a man... A very sad, pitiful excuse for a man... That, or a female escapee from the loony bin. Hey, lady, I think there's some guys in white coats looking for you and you, um, Kentucky-Fried headgear...

Oh, and that first picture, of the hairy-pitted woman-thing in the bunny ears, has convinced me there is no God...

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

How can you insult my mom that way?

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

That HAS to be a man... A very sad, pitiful excuse for a man... That, or a female escapee from the loony bin. Hey, lady, I think there's some guys in white coats looking for you and you, um, Kentucky-Fried headgear...

That's Miss Wilda Beast. Somehow that third pic reminds me of Mimi from The Drew Carrey show.

If you go to the main page you'll find this from the site owner, Miss Emerald Green:

Hello to everyone, First, I would like to dedicate this site to the loving memory of my belated sister Miss Wilda Beast. God rest her sole, she is greatly missed and loved!

So I guess Miss Wilda has passed on. I'm assuming AIDs or a coronary (surprisingly enough, no I'm not being snarky). I still have a higher regard for drag queens than I do for furries. At least they're creating something entertaining, and doing it with a sense of humor and self awareness. I mean, past the shock value I think the KFC motif was quite stylishly done...

New pic of our favorite mascot. =)

That can't be work safe... and why does that pig have a vagina? Why would "our favorite mascot" (wink wink, nudge nudge -like we don't know who that really is :roll: ) be running away from something female, unless he were OMG GAYZORS!!!

The Truth is Out There.

Shmeckopolis · Vociferator Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 314

God rest her sole,...

No, I think it's just her shoe that's dead.

YUK YUK

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

That wasn't a va-gina!... but I put a weener on the piggy to avoid further confusions! =) Into the gallery with it , Mitch!

Iconoclastic · Prattler Joined: 08 Mar 2005 Posts: 187

Drat, I missed it. And that was the kind of shirt I was looking for :)

I agree on the Cafe Press suggestion. I'd buy it as a button, tee-shirt, sticker...

And why not underwear, too? It would make great yiff repellent should I be drugged and taken home from a con.