Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Mastertran · Recusant Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 11

Guys I've got to tell you I find this link very funny
http://www.cloudchasershaconage.furtopia.org/wildanim.htm

As and Egyptian and a Coptic I'm always amazed at these types of things.

Master Tran

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

Y'know it sucks to be you when you can't even listen to your favorite music without replacing the band members with furry fucktoys in your mind.

Oh, and double demerits on him for that CRAPPY FLOATING THING AROUND THE POINTER. I hate those things.

Mastertran · Recusant Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 11

Even better check this out
http://www.cloudchasershaconage.furtopia.org/Aboutme.html

Is this also the most.....Homosexual picture ever I mean look at him. I don't like mocking someone...okay I do but come on he even has a Cats hat on I mean Cats for God's sake. :shock:

Master Tran

Kadius · Venter Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 254

http://www.cloudchasershaconage.furtopia.org/rammstein-du_hast.mid

Way to ruin a kickass song, assholes. :evil:

Cloudchaser-lead vocals

Well, of course.

I skimmed over it, because reading the entire thing would've done damage to my brain I'm just not willing to take. I love music, but good god. Stupid furries.

Mastertran · Recusant Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 11

Oh! I almost forgot just found his site today which is why I keep coming back with all this stuff. This is from his furry song parodies enjoy. I love your pain :twisted:

Sung to the tune of "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy!" by Kenny Chesney from his CD
"Everywhere We Go"

Plowin' these fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate here comes my Vixina
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea
I make a little room and she climbs on up
Push forward on the throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain't a foolin' me

CHORUS
She thinks my tractor's yiffy
It really floofs her tail
She's always starin' at me
While I'm chuggin' along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kinda crazy 'bout my red fur coat
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's yiffy

We ride back and forth 'til we run out of light
Take it to the barn put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on
She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is
She wants a little farm and a yard full of kits
One more teeny weeny ride before I take her home

REPEAT CHORUS

Though she's into hot rod cars and pickup trucks
If it runs like a Deere man her eyes light up

REPEAT CHORUS
She thinks my tractor's yiffy
She thinks my tractor's yiffy

Come on everybody sing damnit sing. "She thinks My tractor's Yiffy!!!!!!" I hate life on earth now. :cry:

Master Tran

GoManVanGogh · Prattler Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 194

Well, since we're talking country songs about animal love...

I THINK MY HORSE IS GAY
-G. Gentile

Well, I bought me a stud at the county fair
He had rock-solid muscles and chestnut hair
I rode him to my ranch, thinkin' "Ain't I cool?"
Next thing I knew, he was hittin' on my bull

Well, the very next mornin' I looked into his stall
And saw Village People posters hangin' on the wall
Now I get real nervous when he looks at me that w-a-a-a-a-a-y...

I THINK MY HORSE IS GAY!

His hips are always swayin' when he gallops and runs
And he won't do the plowin' 'til his soaps are done
He wears rainbow-colored ribbons up in his mane
And his Judy Garland records are drivin' me insane

He'll only wear a saddle if it's leather and black
And he really seems to like it when I swat him on the back
He likes a dash of cinnamon with his mornin' h-a-a-a-a-a-y...

I THINK MY HORSE IS GAY!

Well, there's no need explainin' why this teamin' up's all wrong
I like to sing Gene Autrey when we ride into town
But he only likes Elton John

He whinnies with a lisp and his hooves hang limp
My local 4-H club all think that I'm a wimp
I couldn't get a butch, no, I'm stuck with a femme
I wish he'd go back in the closet like that boy, Eminem

I know I should probably try to sell him back
But whenever I try, I get put under attack
With a letter of warning from the LGBA-a-a-a-a-a-y...

I THINK MY HORSE IS GAY!

Mastertran · Recusant Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 11

That song was awsome man well done. But come on how is it better than

"It really Floofs her tail"

Come on that's gotta get him laid right? :(

Master Tran

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 762

It got me laid... I remember it like it was yesturday... Copious amounts of alchohol and turkish black tar heroine circulating around a smokey bar room- a man that called himself StudMuffin strolled on over to my sticky corner of the room. He gave me a free drink, next thing you know something alien is in my woohoo, I'd been hogtied and placed in the corner of a beetles convertable backseat. So to keep myself sane on the many days that past on our way to mexico, I sang that very song- I was singing the song infact when he ripped me out of the car, hit me on the head with a shovel and did a "ocilating octopus" on both ends; StudMuffin then left me in the Mexico desert, tied innapropriately onto a cactus-- I miss StudMuffin so much :cry:

ZenZhu · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 669

Ladies and gentlemen, we are either in the presence of dufuses, or folks trying to screw with the page.

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

Ladies and gentlemen, we are either in the presence of dufuses, or folks trying to screw with the page.

If only there was a Firefox PostBlock to go along with Ad/ImageBlock...

Mastertran · Recusant Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 11

I'm sorry did I do something :( I'm new here so point anything out that needs fixing and I'll try to not to screw up again.
Master Tran

Dogthing · Venter Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 257

What the fuck is going on in here guys

Genghis · Venter Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 214

Shrink thine avatars, curs, for thou art making mine tables breaketh. Verily.

Mastertran · Recusant Joined: 07 Oct 2004 Posts: 11

Very sorry for that guys was not paying looking at the details on the Avatar page I guess I just got exicted by being able to join the group that I did'nt notice it sorry. But to get back semi on topic, I'm new with the whole furry thing and the weird metal stuff does not help. I mean of all the things why do so many of them enjoy that genre?

A Bustle in your Hedgerow · Recusant Joined: 12 Sep 2004 Posts: 2

This "band" is like a combination of everything strange, ya got your jesus freaks furries, and quasi-patriots under the same roof.

Rankin · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 727

This "band" is like a combination of everything strange, ya got your jesus freaks furries, and quasi-patriots under the same roof.

Haven't you ever noticed how the tard wranglers tend to 'favor' certain tards? Well, then...

FAVOR ME, FUCKERS!

Kadius · Venter Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 254

okay I do but come on he even has a Cats hat on I mean Cats for God's sake. :shock:

IT'S YOU!!!

SquareSoft0 · Prattler Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 143

okay I do but come on he even has a Cats hat on I mean Cats for God's sake. :shock:

IT'S YOU!!!

What you say?

The New Meat · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 403

okay I do but come on he even has a Cats hat on I mean Cats for God's sake. :shock:

IT'S YOU!!!

What you say?

Someone set us up the bomb!