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I AM HEREBY ANNOUNCING MY CANIDACY FOR PRESIDENT!
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Rankin
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Posted: 10/9/2004 4:32:36 AM     Post subject: I AM HEREBY ANNOUNCING MY CANIDACY FOR PRESIDENT!  


A vote for me is a vote for garbage cans, defiled!
A vote for me is a vote for housepets - with rabies!
A vote for me is a vote towards the better good. The all-knowing, the all-seeing coon.
A vote for me, my fellow Americans, is a vote for the truth, the way, the traw meaning of what it is to be an American.
A vote for me is a vote for raw squirrel meat and whisky.
A vote for me is a vote OUT of those fat cat's paws - and a vote of the prancy prissy-pussy-pants limp clutches.
A vote for me, fellow citizens, is a vote for... the truth - a vote for the truth, and topic #666!
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mouse
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Posted: 10/9/2004 7:32:54 AM     Post subject:  
You had my vote at defiling garbage cans
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Rankin
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Posted: 10/9/2004 7:37:37 AM     Post subject:  
You had my vote at defiling garbage cans


I promote a safe canidacy. Note how I 'wrapped it', and 'sacked it'? Eh, eh?

VOTE FOR ME! A VOTE FOR MY OPPOSITION IS A VOTE FOR EVIL ROBOTS WHO WILL STEAL YOUR GENITALS!
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mouse
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Posted: 10/9/2004 7:48:26 AM     Post subject:  
You had my vote at defiling garbage cans


I promote a safe canidacy. Note how I 'wrapped it', and 'sacked it'? Eh, eh?


Ok, ok.... but what is your stance on increased spankings for the elderly, annually?
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Rankin
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Posted: 10/9/2004 8:11:14 AM     Post subject:  
Ok, ok.... but what is your stance on increased spankings for the elderly, annually?


Oh, hell, I'm for it so long as they give a pouty, sultry look, pull their diapers up high, and wirth in sheer pleasure...
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SquareSoft0
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Posted: 10/9/2004 8:15:55 AM     Post subject:  
I promote a safe canidacy. Note how I 'wrapped it', and 'sacked it'? Eh, eh?

What is your plan of action for the upcoming cheese famine expected in 2006?
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 10/9/2004 4:50:05 PM     Post subject:  
You know you had my vote at raw squirrel meat and whisky.

Incedentally, what's the outline for this "Final Solution" thing I've been hearing about?
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Rankin
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Posted: 10/9/2004 5:54:06 PM     Post subject:  
What is your plan of action for the upcoming cheese famine expected in 2006?


Abortions for some. Tiny American flags for others!

Incedentally, what's the outline for this "Final Solution" thing I've been hearing about?


:narrows eyes: That's not for you to know...
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Computolio
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Posted: 10/9/2004 7:28:38 PM     Post subject:  
INTERNETS
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Quantum Coyote
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Posted: 10/9/2004 7:43:54 PM     Post subject:  


May I help you rule with an iron fist once you have thrown off the shackles of democracy? I would vote for you in that case.. hook me up


We have the technology.
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ZenZhu
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Posted: 10/10/2004 6:48:46 AM     Post subject:  
Vote for me and pledge me your loyalty. So long as I have your loyalty, you can sit around and drink beer in your underpants* for all I care.

*(In a recent scientific study, the word "underpants" was found to be exponentially funnier than "underwear.")
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SLaitila
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Posted: 10/10/2004 10:40:33 AM     Post subject:  
I'm going to run for the next governor in california. Here's my campaign:

SLAITILA - INANE FINNISH GUY DRESSED IN BLACK

- ALL SPOONS WILL BE TURNED INTO SPORKS
- TOBACCO WILL BE CHEAP
- 80'S MUSIC
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SquareSoft0
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Posted: 10/10/2004 10:56:29 AM     Post subject:  
KITTY
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MagKnightX
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Posted: 10/10/2004 11:00:48 PM     Post subject:  
I'm also announcing my candidacy... on a platform of higher taxes, less benefits, free drugs for me, and daily rapings of the people, by the people and for the people!
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Dogthing
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Posted: 10/11/2004 1:03:18 AM     Post subject:  
I think I'll announce myself, on the platform of CLANNISM! That's where we all revert to the clan structure.
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SquareSoft0
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Posted: 10/11/2004 1:08:39 AM     Post subject:  
I think I'll announce myself, on the platform of CLANNISM! That's where we all revert to the clan structure.

<Insert joke taking the word 'clan' out of context>
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Rankin
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Posted: 10/11/2004 3:24:14 AM     Post subject:  
Insert joke taking the word 'clan' out of context


campur fag0t
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SquareSoft0
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Posted: 10/11/2004 4:21:00 AM     Post subject:  
Insert joke taking the word 'clan' out of context


campur fag0t

no u :(
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Quantum Coyote
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Posted: 10/11/2004 6:18:42 PM     Post subject:  
I'm going to run for the next governor in california. Here's my campaign:

SLAITILA - INANE FINNISH GUY DRESSED IN BLACK

- ALL SPOONS WILL BE TURNED INTO SPORKS
- TOBACCO WILL BE CHEAP
- 80'S MUSIC


Ok, get a citizenship, run, and I'll vote for you. We usually require that you be really boring, a pre-alzheimers actor, or have a father that was a Nazi, but if you were/are somehow involved in sporks, that should be sufficiently insane.
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Dogthing
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Posted: 10/12/2004 12:48:21 AM     Post subject:  
Nevermind. I'm voting for SLaitila. Cheap tobacco = cheap cigars = happy Dogthing
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M0us3_Zero
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Posted: 10/12/2004 1:50:53 AM     Post subject:  
Vote for me, and... erm... uh...

We throw a party at the White House and you're all invited? ^_^

I'll let someone push the red buttonnnn... Come on. You know you wanna!

(Disclaimer: The "Red Button" is a fake. It's wired to the sprinkler system.)
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Donotsue
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Posted: 10/12/2004 3:01:10 AM     Post subject:  
Could we get rid of all the Mexicans?



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No Mr. Garrison, we cannot get rid of all the Mexicans!
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