Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Rankin · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 891

What is this bullshit? RANKIN.JPG? I HAEF BEEN SLANDARAREARARAREED.

I've never thrown up on a laptop, however, years ago I got really pissed and went to a Circus Circus. We were drinking cheap vodka and sunny delight. Damn. I remember barfing... alot.

...sadly, I did not fuck my sister. I have no sister. Maybe Fisk will loan me his.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 310

Well, ah though his/her name could be Cyd.
Like... Cyd Charisse... =) But Rankin's fine. =)

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

AAAGHFGIFDNGHNDFUCKGNEI crappy JPEG compression. :cry:

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 370

AAAGHFGIFDNGHNDFUCKGNEI crappy JPEG compression.

You shut your mouth, it's beautiful. :mrgreen:

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 310

Final jpg is not my fault.. nossiree!

And a loaner-sister is not only legal but highly recommendable, Rank. =)

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

Wasn't she 15-16 in that comic? :wink:

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 310

11 sumfin.. I forgot..
Well that'd make it illegal again and you a badass! =)

Rankin · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 891

Wasn't she 15-16 in that comic? :wink:

Actually, I think she was 14. Waaay too young. Even for a bullshit cartoon. No happywriggles for me, thanks.

Well that'd make it illegal again and you a badass! =)

Blawgh. See. This is one of the reasons I can't 'get' pedophilia as a fetish. Children are, in essence, entirely an Id (if you believe Freudian bullshit); they are impulsive and seek only to make themselves happy, at whatever the cost to others - hell, thanks to the overly-protective set of checks and balances, you can't even spank the little fuckers when they really just need a good smack to straighten them out.

...having sex with a spoiled little fuck who wants candy and things you are a 'turd head' is hardly what I'd consider to be boner-worthy.

ZenZhu · Needs to get out more Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 897

I've sometimes mused that the whole attraction to teen and pre-teen-but-close girls is some sad or even pathalogical attempt at recapturing one's own teen years.... when the assailant/predator was surrounded by young girls and everone's just developing... but too whatever to actually get any action. For many pedophiles, it's just some kind of control high or something... it isn't really about sexual gratification, even. But I have to wonder if some of these middle-aged predators chasing 15-year-olds in Catholic schoolgirl outfits aren't trying to somehow claim the sex they thought they should have had in high school.

Rankin · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 891

...I have to wonder if some of these middle-aged predators chasing 15-year-olds in Catholic schoolgirl outfits aren't trying to somehow claim the sex they thought they should have had in high school.

Occam's Razor. They were too busy with anime/sci-fi then, so now they're xXxSailorMoon14xXx. :wink:

Strychnine Velcro · Qualificator Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 23

I've never thrown up on a laptop, however, years ago I got really pissed and went to a Circus Circus. We were drinking cheap vodka and sunny delight. Damn. I remember barfing... alot.

Cub art, dick nipples, hermaphrodite intestinal parasite porn, incestuous right-wing cats.. they all pale in comparison to the horror that is Sunny Delight.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Venter Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 254

What is this bullshit? RANKIN.JPG? I HAEF BEEN SLANDARAREARARAREED.

I think that is wonderful. I saw it and instantly knew who drew it (woo Don-eeeee!!), but didn't even pay attention to the filename. But I should have recognized a vomiting coon, that's some classic Rankin barf action right there, that's what that is.

And I'm with you man, if you had a sister I'd want to fuck her too.

ZenZhu · Needs to get out more Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 897

The only thing is the decided lack of corn in the barf. You could never have touched corn in your life... and somehow.. the next time you throw up... there's corn in there. Although, I do think I see Fisk's sister's hymen in there.

Was there a rationale behind choosing a coon, or was it just that slogging through VCL is a little like dumpster diving? You may find a few treasures others overlook, you find a lot of trash... and often you find some unidentifiable gray wad of goo and hair.

BTW, I love the eyes... that whole thing where they point in opposite directions whenever someone burps or something gets me every time.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 310

Heck! Forgot the corn... Then again I left out most detail since I knew it'd end up very small.

Coons are cute and they dig dirt and they get hissy fits... just like us! =)

Eyes reflect the violent sudden stummick cramp while rummaging! Ment to have another paw on the keyboard,
but it woulda been lost in the vomit.

M0us3_Zero · Venter Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 278

That's great. Super huge kudos for the awesome work! ^_^