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Rankin
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Posted: 10/13/2004 10:19:15 PM     Post subject: ME? A MODEL FOR CYD'S MASCOT? WELL I NEVER!!!!  

What is this bullshit? RANKIN.JPG? I HAEF BEEN SLANDARAREARARAREED.

I've never thrown up on a laptop, however, years ago I got really pissed and went to a Circus Circus. We were drinking cheap vodka and sunny delight. Damn. I remember barfing... alot.


...sadly, I did not fuck my sister. I have no sister. Maybe Fisk will loan me his.
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Donotsue
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Posted: 10/13/2004 10:26:46 PM     Post subject:  

Well, ah though his/her name could be Cyd.
Like... Cyd Charisse... =) But Rankin's fine. =)
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Posted: 10/13/2004 10:34:18 PM     Post subject:  


AAAGHFGIFDNGHNDFUCKGNEI crappy JPEG compression. :cry:
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Posted: 10/13/2004 10:40:32 PM     Post subject:  

AAAGHFGIFDNGHNDFUCKGNEI crappy JPEG compression.

You shut your mouth, it's beautiful. :mrgreen:
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Posted: 10/13/2004 10:45:04 PM     Post subject:  

Final jpg is not my fault.. nossiree!

And a loaner-sister is not only legal but highly recommendable, Rank. =)
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Posted: 10/13/2004 11:02:43 PM     Post subject:  

Wasn't she 15-16 in that comic? :wink:
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Posted: 10/13/2004 11:06:34 PM     Post subject:  

11 sumfin.. I forgot..
Well that'd make it illegal again and you a badass! =)
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Rankin
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Posted: 10/13/2004 11:23:50 PM     Post subject:  

Wasn't she 15-16 in that comic? :wink:


Actually, I think she was 14. Waaay too young. Even for a bullshit cartoon. No happywriggles for me, thanks.

Well that'd make it illegal again and you a badass! =)


Blawgh. See. This is one of the reasons I can't 'get' pedophilia as a fetish. Children are, in essence, entirely an Id (if you believe Freudian bullshit); they are impulsive and seek only to make themselves happy, at whatever the cost to others - hell, thanks to the overly-protective set of checks and balances, you can't even spank the little fuckers when they really just need a good smack to straighten them out.

...having sex with a spoiled little fuck who wants candy and things you are a 'turd head' is hardly what I'd consider to be boner-worthy.
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Posted: 10/14/2004 3:37:54 AM     Post subject:  

I've sometimes mused that the whole attraction to teen and pre-teen-but-close girls is some sad or even pathalogical attempt at recapturing one's own teen years.... when the assailant/predator was surrounded by young girls and everone's just developing... but too whatever to actually get any action. For many pedophiles, it's just some kind of control high or something... it isn't really about sexual gratification, even. But I have to wonder if some of these middle-aged predators chasing 15-year-olds in Catholic schoolgirl outfits aren't trying to somehow claim the sex they thought they should have had in high school.
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Posted: 10/14/2004 3:44:39 AM     Post subject:  

...I have to wonder if some of these middle-aged predators chasing 15-year-olds in Catholic schoolgirl outfits aren't trying to somehow claim the sex they thought they should have had in high school.


Occam's Razor. They were too busy with anime/sci-fi then, so now they're xXxSailorMoon14xXx. :wink:
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Posted: 10/14/2004 2:53:20 PM     Post subject: Re: ME? A MODEL FOR CYD'S MASCOT? WELL I NEVER!!!!  

I've never thrown up on a laptop, however, years ago I got really pissed and went to a Circus Circus. We were drinking cheap vodka and sunny delight. Damn. I remember barfing... alot.


Cub art, dick nipples, hermaphrodite intestinal parasite porn, incestuous right-wing cats.. they all pale in comparison to the horror that is Sunny Delight.
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Posted: 10/14/2004 6:39:07 PM     Post subject: Re: ME? A MODEL FOR CYD'S MASCOT? WELL I NEVER!!!!  

What is this bullshit? RANKIN.JPG? I HAEF BEEN SLANDARAREARARAREED.

I think that is wonderful. I saw it and instantly knew who drew it (woo Don-eeeee!!), but didn't even pay attention to the filename. But I should have recognized a vomiting coon, that's some classic Rankin barf action right there, that's what that is.

And I'm with you man, if you had a sister I'd want to fuck her too.
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Posted: 10/14/2004 6:43:11 PM     Post subject:  

The only thing is the decided lack of corn in the barf. You could never have touched corn in your life... and somehow.. the next time you throw up... there's corn in there. Although, I do think I see Fisk's sister's hymen in there.

Was there a rationale behind choosing a coon, or was it just that slogging through VCL is a little like dumpster diving? You may find a few treasures others overlook, you find a lot of trash... and often you find some unidentifiable gray wad of goo and hair.

BTW, I love the eyes... that whole thing where they point in opposite directions whenever someone burps or something gets me every time.
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Posted: 10/14/2004 7:44:48 PM     Post subject:  

Heck! Forgot the corn... Then again I left out most detail since I knew it'd end up very small.

Coons are cute and they dig dirt and they get hissy fits... just like us! =)

Eyes reflect the violent sudden stummick cramp while rummaging! Ment to have another paw on the keyboard,
but it woulda been lost in the vomit.
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Posted: 10/16/2004 2:22:23 AM     Post subject:  

That's great. Super huge kudos for the awesome work! ^_^
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