Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

BRIAREOS · Recusant Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 2

So here’s how I see it. The modern era of the fandom began in the 80’s. For the first 5-10 years of its “life” it was innocent and cute. Then in the mid 90’s it entered what we’ll call its adolescent stage, discovered s3x, but was still basically harmless. Now were in the teenage years where the fandom is trying to show the world what its all about, and the rest of the world is still telling it to shut the $#! up, ‘cause its still really annoying and not that much fun to be around. So you see, with a bit of luck in another say 10-15 years the fandom will have grown up enough to become a valued member of society. Either that or it’ll steel its mom’s car and get torched in a fiery albeit spectacular collision with a semi-truck. Either way, who cares.

Briareos

GoManVanGogh · Venter Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 221

I'm hoping for the semi truck. How 'bout you?

Rankin · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 891

The fandom was so innocent, and at a young age, it was tormented with things no grown adult, little alone child should see. I think it has become forever warped. We can only hope it starts taking acid to forget... oh, to forget.

Dr. Dos · Qualificator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 33

Taking acid and seeing dozens of people in fursuits at some random con would probably lead to far far worse mental damage.

God forbid 30 years later you suddenly have a flashback...

Rankin · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 891

God forbid 30 years later you suddenly have a flashback...

I believe it would be similar to this. (Thanks, nothingkat, you bastard.)

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 370

Taking acid and seeing dozens of people in fursuits at some random con would probably lead to far far worse mental damage.

God forbid 30 years later you suddenly have a flashback...

You know, I could put some really good quotes here.

The New Meat · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 466

Taking acid and seeing dozens of people in fursuits at some random con would probably lead to far far worse mental damage.

God forbid 30 years later you suddenly have a flashback...

Don't you mean.. God FURbid??? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH sob

Paul · Venter Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 297

Don't you mean.. God FURbid??? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH sob

That was just purrfect.

*head shot*

ZenZhu · Needs to get out more Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 897

Well, if furrydom is like a child, think of it this way...... imagine a child being left on Mark Merlino and crew's doorstep. Imagine them taking the child in and raising it on their own. Imagine what a mess that would turn out to be.

Tonight on NBC's "Must Run to the Eyewash Fountain TV" - Not since "Will and Grace" has TV turned conservative sensibilities on their ear! Mark's a slovenly, mincing fursuiter, and Ted's a fastidious zoophile! And when they find a baby left at their door, the zany hijinks just don't stop! (cue up sitcom opening jingle)

Welcome to the Phurraie House. Ted's a bear and Mark's a mouse.
They get along so swimingly. The bachelor life's so fancy free.
The walls are lined with big stuffed toys.
Both of the furs like little boys.
They're livin' large and that won't stop.
Mark's the bitch and Ted's the top.

Then one stormy night they heard a wail,
Out on the lawn by the patio rail.
They peeked outside to see what they could see,
And what did they find - A LITTLE BABY!
They took it in to live in their big mess.
But now they both feel triply blessed!

It's the.... PHURRAIE HOUSE!
Come and join the fun!

It's the.... PHURRAIE HOUSE!
Take a Beanie Baby in your bum!

It's the.... PHURRAIE HOUSE!
Learn to fuck your hounds!

It's the.... PHURRAIE HOUSE!
The carpet's coffee grounds!

And now these furries so fancy free,
Are shackled with the big responsibility,
Of raising a kid to know that you can't,
Put down plushie-humping 'cause it's intolerant.
Whips and chains and fake tails are good.
Nevermind the other people in the neighborhood.

Because Mark and Ted know that an open mind,
Starts with a big ol' open behind.
So kid just wait and your daddies will show,
Just how little the mundanes know.
So when those nazis start to grouse,
It's because they wish they lived in the ..... BIG PHURRAIE HOUSE!!!!!!!

La-la-lalala! YEAH!

BRIAREOS · Recusant Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 2

Well, if furrydom is like a child, think of it this way...... imagine a child being left on Mark Merlino and crew's doorstep. Imagine them taking the child in and raising it on their own. Imagine what a mess that would turn out to be.

Tonight on NBC's "Must Run to the Eyewash Fountain TV" - Not since "Will and Grace" has TV turned conservative sensibilities on their ear! Mark's a slovenly, mincing fursuiter, and Ted's a fastidious zoophile! And when they find a baby left at their door, the zany hijinks just don't stop! (cue up sitcom opening jingle)

Welcome to the Phurraie House. Ted's a bear and Mark's a mouse.
They get along so swimingly. The bachelor life's so fancy free.
The walls are lined with big stuffed toys.
Both of the furs like little boys.
They're livin' large and that won't stop.
Mark's the bitch and Ted's the top.

Then one stormy night they heard a wail,
Out on the lawn by the patio rail.
They peeked outside to see what they could see,
And what did they find - A LITTLE BABY!
They took it in to live in their big mess.
But now they both feel triply blessed!

It's the.... PHURRAIE HOUSE!
Come and join the fun!

It's the.... PHURRAIE HOUSE!
Take a Beanie Baby in your bum!

It's the.... PHURRAIE HOUSE!
Learn to fuck your hounds!

It's the.... PHURRAIE HOUSE!
The carpet's coffee grounds!

And now these furries so fancy free,
Are shackled with the big responsibility,
Of raising a kid to know that you can't,
Put down plushie-humping 'cause it's intolerant.
Whips and chains and fake tails are good.
Nevermind the other people in the neighborhood.

Because Mark and Ted know that an open mind,
Starts with a big ol' open behind.
So kid just wait and your daddies will show,
Just how little the mundanes know.
So when those nazis start to grouse,
It's because they wish they lived in the ..... BIG PHURRAIE HOUSE!!!!!!!

La-la-lalala! YEAH!

How exactly do you guys find enough time in your busy days to come up with this stuff? Most impressive though. It’s sure to win an Emmy.

Oddly I think you’ve made a good point about the wee fandom growing up in the Merlino’s house of horrors, his and all the thousand other fanboy houses we thankfully know nothing about. That would be a pretty messed up way to grow up. You’d probably end up snorting meth banging everything in site. You’d probably be like, well, like were we are today. What this fandom needs is a good intervention, some group of people to smack this fandom up side the head and tell it were its being stupid. I wonder where we could find a group of folks to do something like that?

My hats off to all of you for contributing in the endeavor.

Briareos

Strychnine Velcro · Qualificator Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 23

We can only hope it starts taking acid to forget... oh, to forget.

I personally can't think of anything more entertaining that the thought of batshit furries on acid.

Rankin · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 891

We can only hope it starts taking acid to forget... oh, to forget.

I personally can't think of anything more entertaining that the thought of batshit furries on acid.

PCP? Doggy dildos with seratted edges? :twisted: