Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

Tailgunner · Venter Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 209

That can put your mind at ease.
All you need are the "bear" necessities of life!

Sweet dreams CYD!

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 462

i clicked on this thread expecting a fat gay dude

Tailgunner · Venter Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 209

^^^

ROFL! That's sig worthy!

Rankin · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 891

i clicked on this thread expecting a fat gay dude

Where the fuck is Bobby, anyhow?

The New Meat · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 466

make it stop

Paul · Venter Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 297

God dammit, one little gif ruins two perfectly good movies. THANK YOU INTERNET

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

"Oh, you're just buttering me up!"

*barf*

ZenZhu · Needs to get out more Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 897

Y'know.. it takes a certain kind of genius.. and a healthy dose of insanity... to recall those scenes from those two movies and link them together to imply what that .gif does. Kudos to you, Tailgunner, or whoever created that piece of brillant filth. Now all you need is a few more steps to link it to Kevin Bacon.

Hmm.. I'm almost tempted to hop onto the terror that is Furnet IRC and go into #Bearden, give a link to this image on the sig hoster that I use, and then post the ensuing discussion here.

m_estrugo · Venter Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 222

Argggggggh. Arrrrrrrrgh. Aaaaaaaargh. Arghhhhhhhh.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 817

God dammit, one little gif ruins two perfectly good movies. THANK YOU INTERNET

I have no clue what 2 movies those clips are from ...

Dr. Dos · Qualificator Joined: 11 Oct 2004 Posts: 33

The Jungle Book obviously, and I can't say for sure but I know Disney made The Fox and the Hound so I will assume that.

Jerry Collins · Venter Joined: 16 Jul 2003 Posts: 210

As St. Ren Of Hoek once said:"YOU SEEEK LEETLE MONKEY!!!"

CrazyBomber · Apocrisiary Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 50

That can put your mind at ease.
All you need are the "bear" necessities of life!

Sweet dreams CYD!

Excuse me a second, please.
I must call Ralph in Europe from the big white porcelain telephone.

MagKnightX · Venter Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 286

WE HAVE A NEW AVATAR, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

CrazyBomber · Apocrisiary Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 50

WE HAVE A NEW AVATAR, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

Noooo! The horrror, the horror!
Please stop torturing me with that sick avatar, MagKnightX!

*sits in a corner and begun to mumble while balances back and forth*

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 370

Hey guys, what's goin' on over here?

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Venter Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 254

WE HAVE A NEW AVATAR, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

But now furries can OMG so totaly pwn yuo by whipping out the absolutely brilliant argument "How can you say those horrible things about furries when you have an avatar like that? OMG I'M SO SMERT."

And they'll be buzzing around you like flies on shit now, thinking you're the 'safe guy', the good furry that's been accepted by CYD and the guy for gentle furs to stick with in these dark and fearsome woods.

Because furries are stupid.

Paul · Venter Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 297

I have no clue what 2 movies those clips are from ...

Like Dr. Dos wrote... "The Jungle Book" and "The Fox and the Hound". It's Baloo dancing and Tod drinking milk.

Rankin · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 891

EVERYONE ENJOYS PIE!

GoManVanGogh · Venter Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 221

..........

I want you to die.

I want an entire colony of fire ants to crawl up your urethra and devour you from within.

I want you to experience atmospheric re-entry while wearing a wool sweater dipped in Karo syrup.

I want you to drown in a pool full of Tabasco sauce after haveing your eyelids sliced off.

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 370

..........

I want you to die.

I want an entire colony of fire ants to crawl up your urethra and devour you from within.

I want you to experience atmospheric re-entry while wearing a wool sweater dipped in Karo syrup.

I want you to drown in a pool full of Tabasco sauce after haveing your eyelids sliced off.

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Internet is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. If you don't click the link, the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. If you click it, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. Remember: All I am offering is the truth, nothing more.

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Rasophore Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 64

:shock:

Paul · Venter Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 297

If you click it, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

What the hell?!

And does it count as furry?

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Venter Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 254

The internet wins.

It's offensive capabilities are immeasurable, ever present and endless. By a war of bloody attrition, the internet always wins.

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 310

Then I guess this fits here ... with other Disney and internet horrors..=)

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Rasophore Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 64

The hell? :?

ZenZhu · Needs to get out more Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 897

If you click it, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

That's Pedobear. I'm not sure what the story is behind it, but it's a big gag over on IdleChan... and those iichan.net guys are almost as non-furry as something awful. They draw a pretty deep line in the sand between anime catgirls and furry stuff.

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

I've summed up the internet into one annoying ytmnd!
http://welcomeinternet.ytmnd.com/
(Can you spot 50 things wrong with this picture? :D )

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

Y'know.. it takes a certain kind of genius.. and a healthy dose of insanity... to recall those scenes from those two movies and link them together to imply what that .gif does. Kudos to you, Tailgunner, or whoever created that piece of brillant filth. Now all you need is a few more steps to link it to Kevin Bacon.

Hmm.. I'm almost tempted to hop onto the terror that is Furnet IRC and go into #Bearden, give a link to this image on the sig hoster that I use, and then post the ensuing discussion here.

Plz?

weird_guy_in_the_corner · Rasophore Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 64

I've summed up the internet into one annoying ytmnd!
http://welcomeinternet.ytmnd.com/
(Can you spot 50 things wrong with this picture? :D )

Seems normal to me.

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 817

They draw a pretty deep line in the sand between anime catgirls and furry stuff.

:roll:

It doesnt take much effort to remove that line in the sand.

Anime fans that think they are better than anyone? thats probably the biggest joke right there.

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

No, they're just disassociating with furries, seems pretty standard to me. :wink:

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 370

No, they're just disassociating with furries, seems pretty standard to me. :wink:

That's the way to go. Don't want to be guilty by association, do we?

Shmeckopolis · Venter Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 234

:roll:

It doesnt take much effort to remove that line in the sand.

Actually, there's quite a bit of difference between this, and this.

So, yeah, more effort than you think. Namely that the human element is kept a priority in catgirls.

Anime fans that think they are better than anyone? thats probably the biggest joke right there.

They're better than furries by leaps and bounds, that much is for sure.

Rankin · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 891

this.
They're better.

Stop picking on coons who lack genitalia... you fucker.

Stare at my avatar for a spell... then shake your head and be recooped.

Shmeckopolis · Venter Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 234

The hell are those from, anyway? I keep seeing them all over the 'net with different colored ribbons and hair, so they gotta be from somewhere...

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 370

The hell are those from, anyway? I keep seeing them all over the 'net with different colored ribbons and hair, so they gotta be from somewhere...

I remember seeing them on newgrounds. I'm pretty sure they're used to advertise 'hentai' sites.

Shmeckopolis · Venter Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 234

I've seen them for that, and in signatures and avatars as well. I keep seeing them rather often, hence my asking.

Rankin · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 891

I've seen them for that, and in signatures and avatars as well. I keep seeing them rather often, hence my asking.

No clue. Found the current one in a directory index of someone's junk.

And, of course, there's my old old old avatar I had for a few hours:

MagKnightX · Venter Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 286

Let's see, keep my current spooging Baloo avatar, or steal the bouncy-boobies woman... decisions, decisions...

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 817

They're better than furries by leaps and bounds, that much is for sure.

Lets not even get into the fact the HUGE amount of crossover between the two, the intertwined history OR the fact that they share almost all the same aspects.

Anime fandom got bigger...thats about it. Other circumstances in furry fandom caused it to be the way it is.

Just because a cartoon comes from Japan, does not make it good. And just becuase you might watch that cartoon from another country does not make you superior/cool/more cultured...whatever the fucking trip with half these people is. You would be surprised at how many anime fans need to be sat down and have that explained to them.

You think furries freak out if you dont like thier animal artwork ? Try it with Anime sometime... its funny. I recommend the 'xenophobe' technique - when someone starts talking about anime or any of that shit just nonchalantly say something like "oh, I dunno... I never liked those Chinese cartoons"

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

Where did that come from (the Baloo one), 'cause I've seen it before actually...

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

Quantum Coyote · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 143

It seems that alot of obsessive fans of anime percieve the Japanese culture/society as superior because of certain traits ie. they are polite, there is hardly any(at least violent) crime, education is at a very high level, etc.

They don't seem to know how supremely fucked and stagnant the government is, how women are treated as de facto slaves, how foreigners or other non Japanese are consideres second class, so on and so forth...

And then there is always the fact that Japan has failed to admit to itself or to the world that it engaged in mass rape, biological warfare, and many other war crimes in recent history.

I'm not saying Japan is more messed up than the U.S. (or vice versa) or any such shit, I'm just think the above mentioned anime freak perspective is strange. What is wrong with western culture that causes such mass disillusionment with subsequent(or concurrent) fixation on another?

Shmeckopolis · Venter Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 234

They're better than furries by leaps and bounds, that much is for sure.

Lets not even get into the fact the HUGE amount of crossover between the two, the intertwined history OR the fact that they share almost all the same aspects.

Hardly. Anime fandom can be nerdy, sure, but it's hardly gotten to the point where it's considered a sexual fetish by most people more than it is considered a fandom. And as far as I know, hentai has never gone into territory like one person being sucked ass-first into another's ass, and you'd be hard pressed to find hentai of the Sailor Scouts eating each other while simultaneously shitting while their dick-nipples shoot spooge like a fire hose.

Anime fandom got bigger...thats about it. Other circumstances in furry fandom caused it to be the way it is.

Anime fandom got bigger because it never became a perverse cesspool (and it can be argued that it's also due to being a fandom based on more accessable and mature material).

Just because a cartoon comes from Japan, does not make it good. And just becuase you might watch that cartoon from another country does not make you superior/cool/more cultured...whatever the fucking trip with half these people is. You would be surprised at how many anime fans need to be sat down and have that explained to them.

And you'd be suprised how many don't. Though there are who do.

You think furries freak out if you dont like thier animal artwork ? Try it with Anime sometime... its funny. I recommend the 'xenophobe' technique - when someone starts talking about anime or any of that shit just nonchalantly say something like "oh, I dunno... I never liked those Chinese cartoons"

Are you high, or just sleepy?! We're talkign about furries, people who call you a terrorist if you simply crack jokes about their artwork. I have yet to see an anime fan get that worked up about criticism.

It seems that alot of obsessive fans of anime percieve the Japanese culture/society as superior because of certain traits ie. they are polite, there is hardly any(at least violent) crime, education is at a very high level, etc.

They don't seem to know how supremely fucked and stagnant the government is, how women are treated as de facto slaves, how foreigners or other non Japanese are consideres second class, so on and so forth...

And then there is always the fact that Japan has failed to admit to itself or to the world that it engaged in mass rape, biological warfare, and many other war crimes in recent history.

I'm not saying Japan is more messed up than the U.S. (or vice versa) or any such shit, I'm just think the above mentioned anime freak perspective is strange. What is wrong with western culture that causes such mass disillusionment with subsequent(or concurrent) fixation on another?

I'd have to disagree with that statement (the remarks about Japan, anyway). A buddy of mine was stationed in Japan for a long while, and came back a total Japanophile (and before you ask, no, he wasn't an anime fan beforehand, though his time in Japan turned him into one). He's had nothing but good things to say about the place, and I know, because he loves to talk about it...

Though I would have to agree that I, too, don't understand why many anime fans have a "Japan > America" attitude.

Rankin · Needs to get out more Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 891

Arguing "Pro" anime and "Anti" furry just makes you look like a "Big" dope.

Now go jerk off to Inuyasha... :wink:

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 817

They're better than furries by leaps and bounds, that much is for sure.

Lets not even get into the fact the HUGE amount of crossover between the two, the intertwined history OR the fact that they share almost all the same aspects.

Hardly. Anime fandom can be nerdy, sure, but it's hardly gotten to the point where it's considered a sexual fetish by most people more than it is considered a fandom.

Thats true. Unfortunatly that really doesnt address most of the elements that I was refering to. American Anime fandom was forming the late 70's in the US in SoCal and Texas with the CF/Os. A lot of the early people involved in early anime fandom are the same exact names in furry fandom. Hell, that "Otaku no Video" was at least partially about Shon Howell. Why do you think at least 50% of furry fans are also anime fans ? Its an echo. Why do you think you see all the bizarre fetishes that crop up in furry fandom? (see next)

And as far as I know, hentai has never gone into territory like one person being sucked ass-first into another's ass, and you'd be hard pressed to find hentai of the Sailor Scouts eating each other while simultaneously shitting while their dick-nipples shoot spooge like a fire hose.

:shock:

...whhhaaat?

Are we talking about the same "Hentai" here?! Of course its gone into that territory!! You wouldn't be hard pressed to find any of that.. and more! With precious few exceptions, thats where all of it came from. All the stuff you are seeing in furry fandom its just furry-ized version of Japanese hentai.

And you'd be suprised how many don't. Though there are who do.

Are you high, or just sleepy?! We're talkign about furries, people who call you a terrorist if you simply crack jokes about their artwork. I have yet to see an anime fan get that worked up about criticism.

I've seen it plenty of times. Lets not forget who got banned from doing 'favorites' on DeviantArt right alongside the furries :wink:

I don't really have a problem with what you are saying here, I just find it at least a little bit amusing you seem to be reacting to my painting anime fans with a broad brush.

Shmeckopolis · Venter Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 234

I don't really have a problem with what you are saying here, I just find it at least a little bit amusing you seem to be reacting to my painting anime fans with a broad brush.

What's wrong with that? I thought you were wrong, and said so. I didn't think it was anything too out there...

Arguing "Pro" anime and "Anti" furry just makes you look like a "Big" dope.

Lesser of two evils, good sir. Lesser of two evils. :D

M0us3_Zero · Venter Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 278

Anime fans are alot different from Furries. Thing is, there's that 5% that are rather... shoot why am I candy coating them, they're malodorous perverts.

The rest of us aren't that bad.

But yes, there is a dark side, spawned by the Otaku and the regular odd-balls. It's like walking around on a stratego map. You never know where the grenade is. And trust me, I've uncovered a few.

Shmeckopolis · Venter Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 234

Damn Stratego and those god damned bombs...

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

EVERY fandom has a perverted side, it's just that anime fans were lucky enough to completely break off of it, hence the hentai fandom. There simply wasn't enough populous of sane people in the furry fandom to make a seperate group. Still I wonder if I should call myself a furry, I'm still at the "Well, I'm *sort-of* a furry, but..." phase.

Strychnine Velcro · Qualificator Joined: 05 Oct 2004 Posts: 23

I don't have much time for people who define themselves entirely by a narrow interest, period. People do not know me as a 'furry' because my interest in anthro art is just one of my varied interests, and it's certainly not a 'lifestyle'. When people start living their entire lives as 'furries' then you really start having to wonder why. It goes beyond a passionate interest and into the realms of dysfunction at that point. I'm not morally troubled that Yiffyfoxytit wants to wank over badly-modified cartoon characters, because people are strange and sexuality stranger still. It just so happens however that the majority of him and his ilk are obsessive bores whose emotional development ground to a halt around age 9.

To sum up, it seems to me that being a certain type of asshole makes it more likely you'll be a furry, but being interested in furry itself does not imply the inverse. It's fun to take the piss though, because the only people who take offense (OMGFURSECUTION!), rather than take it on the chin like a mature adult, are the ones who deserve it.

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 370

EVERY fandom has a perverted side, it's just that anime fans were lucky enough to completely break off of it, hence the hentai fandom. There simply wasn't enough populous of sane people in the furry fandom to make a seperate group. Still I wonder if I should call myself a furry, I'm still at the "Well, I'm *sort-of* a furry, but..." phase.

Quite true.

I think the main reason the furry fandom is so much more creepy and looked down upon is that everything is jumbled together and everything is accepted.

In the anime fandom you have your: mecha fans, romance fans, action fans, catgirl fans, hentai fans, yaoi fans, otakus, etc etc etc. And MOST of these people have their limits to accepting things. Such as how lolicon, guro and beastiality is VASTLY looked down upon in the anime fandom. And if an anime fan has a certain perversion, they don't go broadcasting it for everyone to see. Sure they're still there, but they're not advertising or completely open about their perversions.

But when it comes to furry, everything is just grouped together. It is all to be accepted without a word. You don't agree with beastiality or someone's inner wolf spirit, don't say a word, you fascist hatemonger, or you'll be kicked out of furry. And in furry, perversions go hand in hand with everything else. If you go around proclaiming "HEY, I LIKE IT WHEN MY DOG FUCKS ME IN THE ASS." You're probably going to find someone that likes that too, become buddies even and share stories. And if someone says something to you, well, they're hateful/jealous and not a true furry.

Also, I think anime fans tend to have a better grip on reality.

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

I agree entirely, I just never get into depth when I post. :wink:

ZenZhu · Needs to get out more Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 897

They draw a pretty deep line in the sand between anime catgirls and furry stuff.

:roll:

It doesnt take much effort to remove that line in the sand.

Man.. you take filtering out minutae, taking it out of context and/or completely missing its point, and enlarging it exponentially in an electron microscope to the level of a mutant super power.

Professor Xavier: "Before we admit you to the school, we must identify what your mutant abilities are."

mouse: "Well, Charles, I can read something and completely miss its point. Then, twist it around and magnify that misconstrued point to launch an assault on... well... like how furry pwns anime."

Colossus breaks down into tears and Wolverine pees his pants.

Professor Xavier: "My god.... I'm just glad we got to you before Magneto did."

Anonymous · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 766

A powerful force is a-brewing in this forum.

ZenZhu · Needs to get out more Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 897

Found this amusing definition on Idlechan. It may not be entirely correct, but it's interesting to see someone only partially familiar with furrydom, yet not SA-batshit about it, express their viewpoint:

99% of furry is in the facial features. Most furry art seems to be a humanish body with animal parts (mainly in the face), and often complete fur/skin change. A chick with some light animal-like features added (ie a tail, or ears) isn't quite the same as some chick with a fucking horse face. What is the deciding factor is what you are looking at it FOR. If you're getting off because the girl is cute and happens to have random feature, fine. If you're getting off over the animal features well then enjoy furrydom.

Shmeckopolis · Venter Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 234

Kadius dropped some truth on us, and ZenZhu continues to rock.

Praise and glory be!

Quantum Coyote · Prattler Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 143

Strychnine Velcro Said:

It's fun to take the piss though, because the only people who take offense (OMGFURSECUTION!), rather than take it on the chin like a mature adult, are the ones who deserve it.

AMEN BROTHER!