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Michael Hirtes
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Posted: 9/19/2003 3:16:10 PM     Post subject: BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!!!  

Teh funee!

http://www.werewolves.org/~two/Rants/2rant-FC2003.mp3
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Anonymous
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Posted: 9/19/2003 7:26:31 PM     Post subject:  

Wow... He's whining about other people whining... and talking about dicks and buttsex for the umpteenth time like they were still fresh and hilarious... and doing the worst Dennis Miller impression EVER...

Somebody give this man a gold star!">
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mouse
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Posted: 9/21/2003 6:06:59 AM     Post subject:  

its ok, he lost steam about halfway through (i think most of his rants lose steam halfway through)

although the deadfursuitsex.com thing i thought was really funny

wasn't his other con report also basically just the same thing ?
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The New Meat
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Posted: 9/30/2003 12:54:36 AM     Post subject:  

What's with the porn beat in the background?
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Wayd Wolf
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Posted: 10/6/2003 12:55:51 AM     Post subject:  

Okay, I've been purposely avoiding 2's rants as I generally avoid anything which gets big recommendations from furs... like Nutella, Linux, Princess Mononoke, and anything else I hear about. It's a rule of thumb which saves me from having to jam my thumbs in my eyes and peel my skin off with a rusty butter knife as a way of countering one excrutiating pain with another.

This was good. I could stand this. It didn't make me want to reach for a revolver, or consider the possibilities of turning parts of my anatomy into a pincushion. Unlike so much else raved about in furry, it was tolerable.

Of course, I did see the Lion King in IMAX so I'm still recovering from the self-inflicted bite scars on my forearms, partly caused by trying to chew them off to escape my family's holding me down and making me sit through it. If only they knew the diseased fantasies some people have about Simba...

(runs screaming for a bottle of booze)
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