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Posted: 10/23/2004 7:35:27 PM     Post subject: OMG ARTTHIFT!!!!11111  

More drama from KAK, apparently someones ripped her 'purect' art.

http://www.geocities.com/wintermiststudios1/rebel.html

OMG Don't draw a character with it's eyes closed and paintbrush in it's mouth or one sitting down like that or she'll profile you as an 'un-talened little twat' :lol:
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Posted: 10/23/2004 7:44:28 PM     Post subject:  

GAK, KAK!
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Posted: 10/23/2004 7:48:20 PM     Post subject:  

What the hell... Having just looked at this, I've overcome with an urge to pop this bitch in the mouth woth a sledgehammer. So some guy drew a brown dog with a paintbrush in his mouth like your lame-ass blue cat.

I'm sure this has already been discussed, but I hate artists like this. A word to you moronic clowns: It's not art-theft. It's just somebody who either A), by coincidence had a similar idea, or B), looked at your work and said, "Wow, that's a neat pose. I think I'll use that for my character." I do it all the time! Wow, I guess that makes me a DIRTY ART THIEF!!!

You can't copyright a pose, idiot.

I see this nonsense all the time and it really gets on my nerves, and not just with furries. Psychotic overportectiveness of "copyrighted" characters. How exactly are they "copyrighted" anyway? Did these dopes go down to the patent office and register their stupid little characters?
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Posted: 10/23/2004 7:52:21 PM     Post subject:  

Kooshmeister, KAK's a slavering idiot who just makes up laws as she goes, she's levelled accusations and slander/libel at a lot of people. She's also a first rate art thief herself :P

I'm going to enjoy the day someone informs her you can't copyright characters only Trademark them and that costs heaps more than registering a copyright on artwork.
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Posted: 10/23/2004 7:53:15 PM     Post subject:  

stoled art is always a laf
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Posted: 10/23/2004 7:58:08 PM     Post subject:  

This shit is expected from Keister. Still hard to fathom a human being can be this stupid and actually exist, but lo and behold, one does.

Frankly, I'm suprised she isn't dead by now; the victim of a terrible paper bag operating accident.

God vomited and there was KAK...
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:01:58 PM     Post subject:  

Her livejournal is even more of a laugh

http://www.livejournal.com/users/junkyardmutt/

You've gotta wonder why she hasn't been put down for being too stupid to even be classified human sometimes.
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:03:08 PM     Post subject:  

KIMMAUGH!
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:05:54 PM     Post subject:  

KIMMAUGH!


According to her livejournal, thats supposed to be coming down over a week ago, looks still together to me. :P
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:13:18 PM     Post subject:  

God vomited and there was KAK...


Vomited? More like he shat. Yes. Indeed, people this stupid are moist, smelly farts in the grand scheme of things.
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:15:54 PM     Post subject:  

kimmaugh is more lol than kim her/itself
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:27:16 PM     Post subject:  

"This one the stupid Road Rover fans that still lives off that cartoon and can't get out into the real world. She's not just a art stealer, she steals peoples chartors too."

What's a "chartor?"
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:28:32 PM     Post subject:  

charter

dear god she must steal buses this monster must be stopped ! ! ! ! ! !
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:30:21 PM     Post subject:  

She has serious grammatical errors. I know that's nothing new with furries or the majority of the people on the internet, but make it look like you have SOME education, okay?!
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:31:15 PM     Post subject:  

Dear me, it gets better:

"This person is also a pedifile and prys on children. He also been seen lorking in The Land Before Time and Spirit Stallion of The Cimarron web sites and stealing chartors and getting way to friendly with kids under 16"

Pedifile? Pry on children? I'm picturing some guy whose job it is to pry bratty kids off the rides at the carnival with a crowbar when it's closing time.

Someone should make a dictionary of KAK-isms...
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:33:02 PM     Post subject:  


Someone should make a dictionary of KAK-isms...


someone set us up the webster

http://www.kimmaugh.com/hbook/dictionary.txt
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:35:05 PM     Post subject:  

And this is just random meaningless crap on my part, but... isn't that Sally from "The Nightmare Before Christmas" she's using for her little mood-meter thingie...?
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:36:25 PM     Post subject:  

Yes. The choice of Goth Topic kiddies everywhere in LivejournalLand.
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:38:13 PM     Post subject:  

Personally I liked Dr. Finklestein, but then I've always had a thing for mad scientist types.

And just so's this post isn't off-topic... get a load of this bull:

"I advise you no longer look at my art if it or the artist(Me) bothers you so much- because I am getting tired of all this jealous pettiness."

SHE'S calling OTHER PEOPLE petty?!
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:43:31 PM     Post subject:  

You really must not have been dealing with furries long if you're actually surprised. Furries are some of the most hypocritical people on the internet, topped by only (most of) SA.
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Posted: 10/23/2004 8:59:10 PM     Post subject:  

Well you're half right. I myself would be considered a furry by some. But, I never really got involved in the fandom itself (I don't consider myself a furry since my love of adult-themed works with anthros doesn't consume my entire life), so I never really encountered many other furs, and although a few of the ones I did bump into were strange, I'd never really known any who were blatantly mean-spirited and hypocritical.
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Posted: 10/23/2004 9:03:39 PM     Post subject:  

Then you haven't lived, my friend! :twisted:
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Posted: 10/23/2004 9:12:28 PM     Post subject:  

Of that, I am well aware. :)
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Posted: 10/23/2004 9:20:24 PM     Post subject:  

I've had this type of disscussion with people before. Theft requires that the original owner no longer have the item in question. Hence, you can't steal someone's ideas or creativity. This is a case of someone maybe vaguely copying someone's idea (probably not), so if you were being a stickler about it it'd be an IP rights violation. But, it sounds more exciting if someone says "they STOLE my ideas!!", like they were just boarded by interweb pirates. I'm still lolin about the idea of furries having intellectual property.

"No, I'm not going hack this person, because hacking is very illegal!"
I better not criticise her, because she will hack me! OH NOES SHE WILL STEALS MY MEGAHERTZ.
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Posted: 10/23/2004 9:38:01 PM     Post subject:  

Well, everyone's got intellectual property of some form or other... s'just that when it comes to furries, there's more property than there is intellectualism.
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Posted: 10/23/2004 11:36:31 PM     Post subject:  

KIMMAUGH
Digital Boy, I want to bear your children! The drama that is Kim is a lolocaust every click, give this man/boy a fucking medal. After reading much of it, it makes me want a STAEL HER MEGAHURTZ in the worst ways possible. My only question, shared by many of you, is WHY ISN'T SHE FUCKING DEAD YET.
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Posted: 10/23/2004 11:45:19 PM     Post subject:  

I see this nonsense all the time and it really gets on my nerves, and not just with furries. Psychotic overportectiveness of "copyrighted" characters. How exactly are they "copyrighted" anyway? Did these dopes go down to the patent office and register their stupid little characters?

The subject of copyright pops up ever so often with furry "artists", and they usually get it wrong. But so do a lot of other people.

There is no such thing as registering a copyright. The minute a creative work takes tangible form, it's automatically protected by copyright; a word that means exactly what it says: the legal exclusive right of the author of a creative work to control the copying of that work.

But (of course) KAK is completely off - that someone's made a drawing vaguely resembling hers does not constitute a violation of copyright. It has to be an actual copy to be a violation.

I'm going to enjoy the day someone informs her you can't copyright characters only Trademark them and that costs heaps more than registering a copyright on artwork.

Again, there's no such thing as registering a copyright. And you can't trademark a character. What big companies trademark are names and logos. The name Mickey Mouse is trademarked by Disney; no one else can use that name for a character, a café, a band, or whatever. The character Mickey Mouse, however, is copyrighted. Strictly speaking, DA is right; a character does not have a copyright in itself - but what makes a character is the way it looks, the way it acts, the stories in which it appears etc., which are all tangible expressions of creativity and hence copyrighted. In practice, in order to establish that this is the character Mickey Mouse, you have to have him look like Mickey Mouse, preferrably also act like him, and if you do that and you're not employed by Disney to do precisely that, and you make your work public - bingo, copyright violation.

The same applies to crappy furry art - but what furries are prone to forget is that copyright is mainly about protecting an author's right to benefit economically from his/her work, and if the work has no commercial value - which certainly is true of most furry art - actually dragging someone to court over a copyright violation is not going to happen.

I've had this type of disscussion with people before. Theft requires that the original owner no longer have the item in question.

"Theft" in the strict sense of the word is completely irrelevant to the subject of copyright. If you copy someone's book, sculpture, painting, crappy furry artwork - you're breaking the law, no matter who holds the original item in their hands.

Hence, you can't steal someone's ideas or creativity.

Sure you can, provided someone's given their ideas tangible form - like written a book. You could then choose to write a book very much resembling that book, and that's illegal. Copyright law is quite explicit that making derivative works - works based or derived from another copyrighted work - is the exclusive right of the owner of the original work.
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Posted: 10/24/2004 1:58:26 AM     Post subject:  

KAK makes me smile. Link NSFW
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Posted: 10/24/2004 2:30:13 AM     Post subject:  

KIMMAUGH

I was eating something when I clicked on that.

KAK makes me smile. Link NSFW

Of course it had to be a banana. A fucking banana!
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Posted: 10/24/2004 2:50:14 AM     Post subject:  

Aye, but isn't it brilliantly awful?
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Posted: 10/24/2004 3:08:55 AM     Post subject:  

Still my favorite...
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Posted: 10/24/2004 3:23:05 AM     Post subject:  

Still my favorite...


Does anyone have a backstory on this
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Posted: 10/24/2004 3:43:18 AM     Post subject:  

The story writes itself, I mean come on! ;b
I'd like to hear what spawned this also.
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Posted: 10/24/2004 6:49:45 AM     Post subject:  

Before KAK went entirely 'anti-yiff', she proposed several things which are mentioned upon the cross. Given her general inability to type and spell, one of them was 'couches', instead of 'crotches', or so we must assume.

Her contention was that yiff made you gay.. and it was drawn in the same style as her ripoffs of Road Rovers or whatever the fuck it is.
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Posted: 10/24/2004 7:26:38 AM     Post subject:  

What Kimmaugh doesn't seem quite cognizant of is that it would be impossible for any pose ever drawn or photographed to be completely dissimiliar from every other one ever done. Obviously, we have some poses we all recognize... Luke and Leia's pose from the original Star Wars poster.... Marilyn Monroe standing over a street vent.... James Bond's classic arms-crossed-with-gun pose... but it's not like they're copyrighted. The old paintbrush in the mouth bit isn't anything she created... and if standing in a picture with her eyes closed is her creation, everyone who ever blinked when their photo was taken should watch out... cuz they dun stole from her.

Looking at her stuff that has been put up on VCL we have....

This horse head from Spirit and numerous Trapper Keeper notebooks

This picture practically traced from a picture of Jenna from Balto

OMG.. SHIE STEAL EIN FROM COUBOUY BEEPOB... THEY LAWSUITE YUO!

I took up woodcarving once, and did a celtic-style stallion head in a pose like this.... she copied me... I smell LAWSIUTE!

Nice try, Kimmaugh... like we all don't know you copied this from that little aquarium toy where the diving dog goes up and down.

This girl is so pitiful and delusional... so far-reaching in both her ego and what she considers to be theft... I'd almost swear this was entirely staged. I cannot fathom how anyone not simply being a troll can consider themselves both original and talented when everything they produce is an offshoot of The Mighty Ducks, Road Rovers or G.I. Joe.. and done in a style clearly copied from Balto.
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Posted: 10/24/2004 1:05:11 PM     Post subject:  

Additionally, "Now he gay from yiff" is in reference to something Kimmaugh said herself one time, when she went off on one of her many anti-yiff tirades. I think she was referring to one of her former friends. KAK seems to have a tendency to turn on her own people after a while, making me wonder if she has a personality disorder on top of being functionally retarded and a pathological liar. She's truly a fascinating creature.

Noticed from her journal that she's still claiming to be a student at Loyola Marymount University, studying to be a FAMOSE ANIMATOR. I hope she knows that Disney fired their entire 2D animation department and outsources everything to Korea and Japan now... right? Right?
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Posted: 10/24/2004 1:40:28 PM     Post subject:  

Hello I'm Miss Kimbereleigh Ann Keister and I live in the San Fransico Bay Area. This area of California was once ridding
over by Cowboys and Indians, Now this land is in habited by modern day people like
Police Officers,Animal Control Officers,Dog Show Folks , Firemen and just evyday blue colored people. This land was once
walked apond by the great Jack London, The writer of White Fang and Call Of Wild and other great novels.


Kim lives in Smurf villiage....
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Posted: 10/24/2004 3:48:02 PM     Post subject:  

http://www.copyright.gov/

^^Everything you need to know about copyright.

http://www.kimmaugh.com/images/factual/poptehcherry.gif

^^That... the text combined with the picture... that is the most hilarious and frightening thing I have ever seen.
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Posted: 10/24/2004 3:50:39 PM     Post subject:  

Noticed from her journal that she's still claiming to be a student at Loyola Marymount University, studying to be a FAMOSE ANIMATOR. I hope she knows that Disney fired their entire 2D animation department and outsources everything to Korea and Japan now... right? Right?


Probably not since she once claimed to me that she was story boarding for a movie due out in june of this year from some movie studio, I forget which one but when I checked they were releasing nothing in june or for the months either side of it. Course she also told me that her uncle was building her website, only one snag the server/domain address for the place she claimed he worked didn't exist either. Obviously she is delusional. :P
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Posted: 10/24/2004 4:35:27 PM     Post subject:  

Obviously she is delusional. :P


Maybe in the back of her head she realized that she was never going to make it as an artist in the real world, so instead she makes up lies and does furry art on the internet. Unless she's a 3D animator or can make American anime!(tm), she's screwed. I hope she knows how to avoid grease burns when she's making french fries for fat people for a living!
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Posted: 10/24/2004 5:09:24 PM     Post subject:  

http://www.kimmaugh.com/images/factual/poptehcherry.gif

^^That... the text combined with the picture... that is the most hilarious and frightening thing I have ever seen.


Beware the wock cock!

And damn does that caption get nonsensical...
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Posted: 10/24/2004 5:31:16 PM     Post subject:  



Foonny... =)
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Posted: 10/24/2004 7:21:21 PM     Post subject:  

Still my favorite...

Does anyone have a backstory on this

I think it was inspired by one of KAK's livejournal rants, which were discussed in this thread.
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Posted: 10/24/2004 8:57:47 PM     Post subject:  

I hope she knows how to avoid grease burns when she's making french fries for fat people for a living!

No, I think it's clear she's going to either be on welfare or some sort of disability for the rest of her life, or be taken care of by her parents or family.

Actually, is there any word on that? I haven't delved too deep into the site about her, but just what support system does she have? When I say it's hard to imagine how she functions with just basic day to day living, I really mean it. I work, I've got rent, utilities, car insurance, groceries and all the other costs of living and responsibilities to manage in my household, so I can't imagine how this person, if she's as retarded as she seems to be (and I'm not saying that as an insult this time; there's just no better explanation that I can think of to describe why she is the way she is), could survive by her own means.

Which doesn't mean I feel sorry for her, either. Whatever her mental capacities, she's still a jerk.
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Posted: 10/24/2004 9:05:32 PM     Post subject:  

There's nothing worse than a mean retard.
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Posted: 10/24/2004 10:18:25 PM     Post subject:  

I'm not 100% sure, but I think she lives with her parents and attends community college part-time on occasion. I may be wrong about that. I also think I read somewhere that when things got really heated between her and POE, her family limited her internet and computer time. I remember that thread... Gawds, it just went on and on and on.

She's dabbled in 3D art, specifically Bryce 4, which was used to make the shitty background in the "wock cock/gaping leg wound" picture. Bryce's modeling capabilities may be limited, but not THAT fucking limited. She also made and animated something vaguely resembling a husky in Maya, probably with lots of help from her hapless community-college professor. Like all her other art, it sucked shit.

In a twisted way, it's good to see she's back to her same tricks, that is, claiming she owns the copyright to every 3/4 right-facing drawing of a smiling blue husky/Balto looking dog that she runs across. Given the nature of the furry community and the visual vomit it spews on a daily basis, that should keep her busy for the rest of her natural life.

Did she ever quit stalking that Kylen Miles chick?
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Posted: 10/25/2004 2:13:21 AM     Post subject:  

Oh, my bad, I'm living in the past. She's got a DA account up now (Quick, click now to see lots of shots of her "hooters" and an announcement that she's joining the Navy August 30 2004!)

Wow, the Navy must be pretty fuckin' sweet and all, giving her internet access and time off to draw her huskies and login every day to DeviantArt during basic training.
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Posted: 10/25/2004 2:27:05 AM     Post subject:  

Ah, Keister. That shit brings me back. I was there when she was discovered by Portal Of Evil waaayyyy back in 2k1. Those were great times; everything she did was reposted and everyone was just in total awe of the power of THE KAK. I mean, she got her own comic, her own flash animation, and finally her own research organization headed by the enigmatic John Keel. It was awesome, but then, ONE DAY, FOR NO REASON, Keister became off-limits and I never fully understood WHY.

I guess everyone took issue with the fact that so many people they didn't like (furries of course) were jumping in on the bandwagon and bringing in their own piles of drama, which then created more drama and scared everyone else off. That and it was getting old fast.

The reason for her behavior is pretty straightforward. She really is retarded, suffering from what appears to be a hugely ironic combination of disorders. Beyond that there isn't much, besides the now-obvious fact that she's definitely not a fake.

Her crazy scribblings have a sort of random, Engrishy quality to them; as a result they tend to have a lasting appeal. Maybe that's what's kept the interest alive in the years after PoE dropped her like a burning turd.
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Posted: 10/25/2004 6:22:43 AM     Post subject:  



Why dose this happen
Journal Entry: Fri Oct 15, 2004, 6:38 PM

(...)
My 14 year old dog is blind and death!

All my dogs have the shits and well everyone is PMSing!


She's camwhoring now... FOR FREE!
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/11080631/

..."2 Stupid Dogs" fanart?
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/9281744/


Also:
http://www.archives.gov/exhibit_hall/powers_of_persuasion/man_the_guns/images_html/images/man_the_guns.jpg
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Posted: 10/25/2004 7:06:13 AM     Post subject:  

Why was this thread locked?

I seriously think she has down syndrome, it would explain pretty much every aspect of her 'tard-ness. I found a pic of her in her early days!
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Posted: 10/25/2004 8:54:51 AM     Post subject:  

Oh Kim what would we do without your antics to amuse us?... :lol:
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Posted: 10/25/2004 9:56:37 AM     Post subject:  

Oh... I can just imagine her in Navy basic...

"SWEET FUCKING GOD, SEAMAN RECRUIT COCKASS, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HOLDING UP THE FUCKING CHOWLINE?"

"Sir, they don't have anything I like, sir!"

"WELL, FUCKING LEARN TO LIKE IT, SEAMAN RECRUIT COCKASS! MESS HALL ATTENDANT, MAKE SURE SEAMAN RECRUIT COCKASS GETS A NICE, BIG HELPING OF WHATEVER SHE HATES! SEAMAN RECRUIT COCKASS!"

"Sir, yes sir!"

"YOU WILL NOT REFER TO ME AS 'SIR.' YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS 'CHIEF JONES!' DROP AND GIVE ME 50, AND SAY THAT 50 FUCKING TIMES!"

"It was never this bad with the furries..."

"WHAT? WHAT!!? YOU'RE A FUCKING FURRY?! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU, SEAMAN RECRUIT COCKASS, SOME SORT OF FUCKING FAIRY? DO YOU FUCKING LIKE PUSSY?! 50 MORE, AND THEN GET YOUR FUCKING GEAR! YOU ARE MOVING TO THE MEN'S BARRACKS! MOVE YOUR GODDAMN SHITCUTTER, SEAMAN RECRUIT COCKASS!"

That's even better than the Nugent-style furry-kebabs.
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Posted: 10/25/2004 2:32:29 PM     Post subject:  

..."2 Stupid Dogs" fanart?
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/9281744/


lool!
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ZenZhu
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Posted: 10/25/2004 7:41:17 PM     Post subject:  

"Now, Private Kimmaugh... we are here in the Middle East to liberate the poeples. One expression of that liberation is that women need not cover their faces any longer.

In your case, however, Private Kimmaugh, the U.N. has forced us to make an exception. Please consider this part of your standard uniform, both dress and otherwise. You will wear this both in and out of the Middle East, and both off and on ship. DISMISSED!"



Seriously... looking at those pics, there has to be someone napping in her control tower. Not only is her behavior completely ludicrous for someone her age, but she just looks like someone you'd see walking half-dressed with a bird's nest in her hair on Cops. Nope.. I vote retarded.

Hmmm... wonder if Cliff Yablonski would like her picture.
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Gargoyle
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Posted: 10/26/2004 8:55:50 AM     Post subject:  

I'm just wondering if, why won't she pair herself with Gonterman? They both are mildly retarded, conservative, failed furry artists AND an internet celebrities.

(And hey, they won't make any offspring anyway.)
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Posted: 10/26/2004 9:07:31 AM     Post subject:  

But if they ever did... =)



Thanks, Conan O'Brien!
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Gargoyle
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Posted: 10/26/2004 9:17:21 AM     Post subject:  

Oh no, she's BANNED AGAIN!

!Wolfmist
DA Sucks Ass
is an Animator
is located in Iraq
last visited 3h 48m 9s ago
is currently WTF?


For art theft, not less.
http://wolfmist.deviantart.com/
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Posted: 10/26/2004 9:39:15 AM     Post subject:  

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Anencephalic Baby Jesus
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Posted: 10/26/2004 1:52:41 PM     Post subject:  



Sorry, had to bastardize Kim's art again. I am very, very sorry for all of this.
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DA
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Posted: 10/26/2004 2:50:00 PM     Post subject:  

Oh no, she's BANNED AGAIN!

!Wolfmist
DA Sucks Ass
is an Animator
is located in Iraq
last visited 3h 48m 9s ago
is currently WTF?


For art theft, not less.
http://wolfmist.deviantart.com/


Actually she got banned the first time for art theft, second was for ban evasion.
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Skunkfuckers Inc.
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Posted: 10/26/2004 3:27:30 PM     Post subject:  

But if they ever did... =)



Thanks, Conan O'Brien!


Leave it to Donny to take two wrongs and make a right :D :twisted:
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ZenZhu
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Posted: 10/26/2004 6:38:40 PM     Post subject:  

I wonder how long it'll be before she's tossed into the brig for trying to rip a person apart because their squad's insignia had a picture similar to one she drew.
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Gargoyle
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Posted: 10/26/2004 7:14:24 PM     Post subject:  

Hey, she's "in Iraq" now.

Is it possible she'll see some old "Saddam and his dog" mural and go berserk? It's about avoiding civilian casaulties.

And this one is straight from Hot Shots 2.
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Posted: 10/26/2004 9:02:57 PM     Post subject:  

But if they ever did... =)



Thanks, Conan O'Brien!


HOLY FUCKING SHIT

THIS IS THE NEW BEST ANYTHING EVER
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Posted: 10/27/2004 8:06:17 AM     Post subject:  

Well one more... but that's the last one!

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ZenZhu
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Posted: 10/27/2004 3:14:17 PM     Post subject:  

I see dump people. They walk around like everyone else. They don't even know they're sloppy joes.

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BAliBASE
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Posted: 10/27/2004 4:18:39 PM     Post subject:  

manwich pic


It's worse than I thought. It's cannibalism. I always wondered what went on at those conventions.
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Quantum Coyote
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Posted: 10/27/2004 4:39:15 PM     Post subject:  

manwich pic


It's worse than I thought. It's cannibalism. I always wondered what went on at those conventions.


You're right, we learned that in California. You rememeber where Manson turned up, don't you? Right out in the middle of Death Valley. He had a whole army of furry sex fiends out there. We only got our hands on a few. Most of the crew got away; just ran off across the sand dunes like big lizards ... and every one of them stark naked, except for the weapons, and the tails.
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Posted: 10/28/2004 2:27:45 PM     Post subject:  

You're right, we learned that in California. You rememeber where Manson turned up, don't you? Right out in the middle of Death Valley. He had a whole army of furry sex fiends out there. We only got our hands on a few. Most of the crew got away; just ran off across the sand dunes like big lizards ... and every one of them stark naked, except for the weapons, and the tails.

Joke aside, I wouldn't be too surprised if news came in of a furry "Family" going on a murder spree to "liberate their animal brethren from the filthy hyoomans".
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ZenZhu
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Posted: 10/28/2004 2:35:27 PM     Post subject:  

I guess that's one upside to furries being so lethargic. If it didn't take actual planning and effort not related to gathering together to swap wank material, furries would probably be doing an Army of the 12 Monkeys thing every other day.
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Posted: 10/28/2004 4:40:53 PM     Post subject:  

Paul Wrote:
Joke aside, I wouldn't be too surprised if news came in of a furry "Family" going on a murder spree to "liberate their animal brethren from the filthy hyoomans".


Stranger things have happened on this earth, so I wouldn't rule it out
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Posted: 10/29/2004 3:09:49 AM     Post subject:  

Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 15:08:36 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Don Monkey" <darknetghost@yahoo.com> View Contact Details
Subject: http://www.geocities.com/wintermiststudios1/rebel.html
To: WintermistStudios1@yahoo.com


I fail to see the resembalence there. Care to clarify? And no, I'm not at all assosicated with either you or that other artist, I simply saw this, and it makes no sense whatsoever to me.



Date: Wed, 27 Oct 2004 00:33:22 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Kimberleigh Ann Keister" <wintermiststudios1@yahoo.com> Add to Address Book
Subject: Re: http://www.geocities.com/wintermiststudios1/rebel.html
To: "Don Monkey" <darknetghost@yahoo.com>


Hmmm she copyied my works and claimed them as hers! They are indeed rips!

Don Monkey <darknetghost@yahoo.com> wrote: I fail to see the resembalence there. Care to clarify? And no, I'm not at all assosicated with either you or that other artist, I simply saw this, and it makes no sense whatsoever to me.


next message:
But she didn't copy them. Are you actually saying that you were the first person in the history of the world to draw a character with a flower in their mouth?

Kimberleigh Ann Keister <wintermiststudios1@yahoo.com> wrote: Hmmm she copyied my works and claimed them as hers! They are indeed rips!

Don Monkey <darknetghost@yahoo.com> wrote: I fail to see the resembalence there. Care to clarify? And no, I'm not at all assosicated with either you or that other artist, I simply saw this, and it makes no sense whatsoever to me.


Let's see how this goes, if she replies again.
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Posted: 10/29/2004 3:20:54 AM     Post subject:  

OH JESUS SHIT CHRIST DUDE

YOU DA MAN, AND BY MAN I MEAN SHITHEAD

BASIC RULE #1A ALPHA: DO NOT ATTEMPT CONTACT WITH KIMBERLIEGH ANN KEISTER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
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