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Tailgunner
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Posted: 11/1/2004 1:53:10 AM     Post subject: OK, which one of you posted this in Urban Dictionary?!  

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3. yiff

A word that does not exist.

Made up by some sexually-perverted furries who think that it is the sound a fox makes when mating or whatever bullshit they can come up with. Used by furries to describe anything relating to sex.

This "yiff" word, along with "fur" and "plush", is simply the furry fanatic's weak attempt at recreating George Orwell's 1984 Newspeak language where one word can have several meanings. For instance:

to have sex = to yiff
fantastic = yifftastic
to masturbate = to yiff
fuck = yiff
shit = yiff
damn = yiff
spiffy = yiffy
feeling horny = feeling yiffy
tired = yiffed
love = yiff
dirty = yiffy
a playful activity = a yiffull activity
romance = yiff
porn = yiff
rape = yiff
gay = yiff
beastality = yiff
pedophilia = yiff
incest = yiff
in a jiffy = in a yiffy

Kinda gets boring, doesn't it? One would have to be brainwashed or have a mental deficiency to use this word for every damn thing. And unfortunately, furries do that doubleplus often.

What is even more hilarious is that these furries are trying to get this homosexual slang word into the Oxford Dictionary, never mind that no intelligent and mentally sane person is going to use it in everyday language anyway.

Source: furry = cult of repressed beastality, Aug 16, 2004



ROFL!
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DA
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Posted: 11/1/2004 5:09:10 PM     Post subject:  

Not me but I wish I had thought of it :D
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LSH
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Posted: 11/1/2004 8:33:11 PM     Post subject:  

what an interesting site, a bit of a mindyiff,
pardon the misuse of furrisms, I'll get it right one of these days.
or have a psycotic episode.
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Dr. Dos
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Posted: 11/1/2004 8:36:08 PM     Post subject:  

10. yiff

To throw up. To feel queasy or sick.

"God, that is making me yiffy."

"I think I'm going to yiff."

"I just yiffed in the sink."
Source: P. Katto, Jun 3, 2003


is my favorite still.

Urban dictionary rocks so much.
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BAliBASE
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Posted: 11/2/2004 7:03:20 AM     Post subject:  

fantastic = yifftastic

That's smurftastic!
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ZenZhu
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Posted: 11/2/2004 2:53:35 PM     Post subject:  

In other words, fucktastic. So.... does that mean they technically qualify as yifftards?
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M0us3_Zero
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Posted: 11/6/2004 2:10:01 PM     Post subject:  

*claps*

Good work. Whoever did that deserves... erm... something substantial. Even if all I can give is Kudos.
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