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Gargoyle
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:53:37 PM
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...Jesus Christ, Gonterman on deviantART.
I'm downloading the OS now, but I need a new--or used--computer to try it out on. I've been trying to build up a computer fund for some time, and I need some more help to get to my goal of $750-1000. So I'm opening up myself for Commissioned pieces. $20 for pencil and ink, $35 colored, nothing X-Rated and I'm PayPal capable. Feel free to contact me about what you want to see.
No Comments (of course)
And don't forget to check out the Gontersuit. I... just don't want to know.
In related news: he's now on the mission to kill the God, appearently:
What the FUCK did they do to Allah to get THAT kind of treatment? What the FUCK did those who were in the World Trade Center three years ago went and done to deserve what they got?! That's what I want to ask Allah, and He better not give me a dumb look as an answer if he wants to keep in one piece! I said that people who do these things and those who cheer over them do not deserve to draw breath, and the last thing He needs is some American giving him new definitions to 'Great Satan'.
Well, people... I hope no angry Muslim (failed-furry, middle-aged) fatboy will go blow up Jehovah in a revange attack.
For now, however, ALL HAIL THE GREAT GONTERSATAN. |
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weird_guy_in_the_corner
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Joined: 14 Oct 2004
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Posted: 11/18/2004 11:58:27 PM
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| The person who pays $20 for Gonterman's art needs a lobotomy. |
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Gargoyle
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Joined: 04 Sep 2004
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Posted: 11/19/2004 12:20:10 AM
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Thank you for the +watch! To say you've been a sort of inspiration to me for *years* (try mid -'97, back when you were still on Yerf!) is putting it lightly. I hope you continue to improve in everything you do and may you, um...find love, happiness, peace and...more love...maybe some pencils, 'cause pencils are nice...and maybe a carrot. Carrots are nice, too.
It's 4:30 in the morning here. I'm usually not this incoherent at this time of night.
Usually.
I hope someone is just fucking Gonterkidding there. |
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Mastertran
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Joined: 07 Oct 2004
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Posted: 11/19/2004 3:32:07 AM
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| aYou know when I hear the name Gonterman all joy leaves my body snd I suffer from horrible panic attacks. That being said I get quite a kick out of the Allah thing. You see I come from Egypt where we speak Arabic, I am also a member of the Coptic church which speaks Arabic and we say Allah instead of saying God. Mainly because Allah is God it's God in Arabic, so I find it funny that Gonterman wants to beat the shit out of his God too. |
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Computolio
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Joined: 01 Jun 2003
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Posted: 11/19/2004 3:48:08 AM
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The person who pays $20 for Gonterman's art needs a lobotomy.
you take that back |
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creature
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Joined: 06 Nov 2003
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Posted: 11/19/2004 8:31:23 AM
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The person who pays $20 for Gonterman's art needs a lobotomy.
you take that back
Anal proding then? See if they can find their brains? |
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Computolio
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Posted: 11/19/2004 5:10:42 PM
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The person who pays $20 for Gonterman's art needs a lobotomy.
you take that back
Anal proding then? See if they can find their brains?
You're not getting it. Owning an actual Gonterman pic is like, owning a piece of internet HISTORY. I mean, I'd buy one sometime and I'm not kidding. |
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Shmorky
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Joined: 22 Nov 2003
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Posted: 11/19/2004 7:50:39 PM
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| Gonterman is famous and infamous. An internet legend. I'd like to own a signed drawing by him and hang it next to a Jack Chick original. |
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Quantum Coyote
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Joined: 12 May 2004
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Posted: 11/19/2004 8:37:10 PM
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| 'Care packages'??? well from the response in this thread I guess I'm not all that suprised :) |
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Mastertran
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Posted: 11/19/2004 10:33:28 PM
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| I'm sorry I'm not going to be bying any Gonterman shit ever. I mean for the 20 dollars I could pick up a Repon Man DVD and get a lot more joy out of it. |
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Charisma
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Joined: 03 Jan 2004
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Posted: 11/19/2004 10:44:18 PM
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| I'm surprised I've never heard of him before. |
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Gargoyle
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Posted: 11/19/2004 11:50:03 PM
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I'm surprised I've never heard of him before.
Well, educate yourself.
Random GonterQuote:
You riuned almopst half of mah life, FAG |
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Rankin
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Joined: 03 Jan 2004
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Posted: 11/20/2004 2:32:11 AM
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Random GonterQuote:
You riuned almopst half of mah life, FAG
(You hear me cracking a whip on somebody who's naked spread eagle on a rack with a blindfold and a ball gag on)
I wrote that fucker two months ago and never got a response... (Not Gonterman). |
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Dr. Dos
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Joined: 11 Oct 2004
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Posted: 11/20/2004 4:24:05 AM
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When I was like 7 or 8 I read those Sonic the Hedgehog comics just like Gonterman did/does. When Sally appeared dead my primitive childlike mind thought "well the cover was all like ENDGAME 1 OF 4 so i'm guessing she's not dead and all will be resolved by #50!"
My fear was that the comic was going to end at #50. Alas the post-robotnik ones had a habit of sucking so i stopped reading them back then.
But it's not hard to figure out that she wasn't exactly dead. |
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creature
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Posted: 11/20/2004 8:25:31 PM
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| I'm nearly 29. I've been molesting the Internet since I was 16. Is it bad I have no idea who and/or what the hell Gonterman is? |
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