Crush...Yiff...Destroy!

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

Ooh! Ooh!

Can U do a strip of West Corner of the Chat Room or Something where I stick a pin in MHirtes' big balls and they pop like baloons?

And have me say something clever like "I did it for future generations" or something?

I GIV U SUCH BLOJOBBAGE!!!

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

GO BACK TO THE VESTIBULE!

Shmeckopolis · Vociferator Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 314

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

What the fuck?

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

OMG! LOL!
I am so happy! Finally wed! =)

Youse forgot to link it...
http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com/show-article.php?file=swcoc

No wait.. - I LAWESUITE YUO NOW FAG LITTEL NIGGIE!! -I PRETY PRICNE!!111 =)

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 631

HEY KID(S)

I'M A COMPUTER

Genghis · Venter Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 277

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

HEY KID

I'M A COMPUTER

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN!

Who wants a body massage?

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

Who wants a body massage?

me

GoManVanGogh · Vociferator Joined: 18 Nov 2003 Posts: 365

Oh, sorry, gues that should read "WPOUTCCFOS"

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

nothingkat · Qualificator Joined: 30 Mar 2004 Posts: 19

Hahaha. Oh wait. This is serious.

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

I am beyond reproach that I am a mere scribble, a wiggle, a scribble - hell, I am but a thwo second scratch within this article, and being as strong and omnipotent as I am... I am not evern within the field of focus.

HOW DARE YOU, SIR! HOW DARE YOU!

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 353

I like funny animals.

And that last pic deserves a bigger scan. :) Yay! I'm in, too. :>

Shmeckopolis · Vociferator Joined: 31 Mar 2004 Posts: 314

I am beyond reproach that I am a mere scribble, a wiggle, a scribble - hell, I am but a thwo second scratch within this article, and being as strong and omnipotent as I am... I am not evern within the field of focus.

HOW DARE YOU, SIR! HOW DARE YOU!

Hey, I was just an eye with lashes, not even updated to my spiffy Dracula avatar, plus my name was spelled wrong.

So hush. =P

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Hey, I was just an eye with lashes, not even updated to my spiffy Dracula avatar, plus my name was spelled wrong.

I YAM POKING U IN UR EYE.

Computolio · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 631

Hey, I was just an eye with lashes, not even updated to my spiffy Dracula avatar, plus my name was spelled wrong.

So hush. =P

YOU NOW POSSESS DRACULA'S EYEBALL

what · Qualificator Joined: 02 Nov 2004 Posts: 4

Why was I in it? I'm dead, remember? Unless I were to be revived in the foreseeable future without proxies

The New Meat · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 660

I am beyond reproach that I am a mere scribble, a wiggle, a scribble - hell, I am but a thwo second scratch within this article, and being as strong and omnipotent as I am... I am not evern within the field of focus.

HOW DARE YOU, SIR! HOW DARE YOU!

Hey, I was just an eye with lashes, not even updated to my spiffy Dracula avatar, plus my name was spelled wrong.

So hush. =P

I would have done better, but that would have required, you know, effort. And working makes my tummy sad!

Paul · Vociferator Joined: 01 Feb 2004 Posts: 551

That article's a lollercoaster. :lol:

And WCotP somehow sucks even more so when you're aware of its modus operandi.

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

I look vaguely like something from Grim Fandango.

MagKnightX · Vociferator Joined: 04 Dec 2003 Posts: 312

I'm sad that I'm not the one saying that I <3 guns...

Wait, I'm confused... is Rankin the castle, or the one in the castle? Or is he the puking raccoon? And who's the one hiding behind the door?

The New Meat · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 660

I'm sad that I'm not the one saying that I <3 guns...

Wait, I'm confused... is Rankin the castle, or the one in the castle? Or is he the puking raccoon? And who's the one hiding behind the door?

Rankin is the puking raccoon. The guy in the castle is Goman Van Gogh (See, he has a beret and one ear? Like Van Gogh?) And the castle is Kadius because, well, I have no idea what Kadius means and it kinda, sorta sounds like castle. I'm really reaching here. The guy behind the door is the Outsider. (He's supposed to be outside the door, get it? OH HAHAHAHA sob)

If you people would just come up with some more tangible handles, this sort of thing wouldn't happen. I mean, what would a "DA" or a "S_Laita" look like?

Tailgunner · Venter Joined: 28 Oct 2003 Posts: 255

Woot!

I'm featured in a drawing! I feel special!

Dude! Do you know what a Tailgunner is?

^^^
This is the picture that inspired my screename.

I would have figured a crappy plane with a machine gun sticking out the back, not some flying pistol!

*Sobs*

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

If you people would just come up with some more tangible handles, this sort of thing wouldn't happen. I mean, what would a "DA" or a "S_Laita" look like?

What... wait... you didn't know "zhu" was Chinese for "boar?"

AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN!?!?!

Not that I don't like the kodama chicken.

DA · Vociferator Joined: 06 Jun 2003 Posts: 595

I'm sad that I'm not the one saying that I <3 guns...

Wait, I'm confused... is Rankin the castle, or the one in the castle? Or is he the puking raccoon? And who's the one hiding behind the door?

Rankin is the puking raccoon. The guy in the castle is Goman Van Gogh (See, he has a beret and one ear? Like Van Gogh?) And the castle is Kadius because, well, I have no idea what Kadius means and it kinda, sorta sounds like castle. I'm really reaching here. The guy behind the door is the Outsider. (He's supposed to be outside the door, get it? OH HAHAHAHA sob)

If you people would just come up with some more tangible handles, this sort of thing wouldn't happen. I mean, what would a "DA" or a "S_Laita" look like?

I promise to draw a picture specially and post it so you can all laugh at what a DA looks like :P

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

And the castle is Kadius because, well, I have no idea what Kadius means and it kinda, sorta sounds like castle.

Actually, 'Kadius' comes from a dream where I was walking through a battlefield after the battle. Some dying man recognized called out to me, using that name. So I thought "Hmm, that's kind of a meaningful, cool name" and have been using it ever since.

If I'm a castle, I had better be a sturdy one!

Quantum Coyote · Venter Joined: 12 May 2004 Posts: 221

I've never been drawn before, does that make me some kind of furry virgin?

nothingkat · Qualificator Joined: 30 Mar 2004 Posts: 19

Haha. I liked that article. I know I have seen that comic with the altoid abusing horse/mule/whatever before as well as a few others but yeah, it's one giant ZING-fest.

It seems as if the Altoid thing is his only claim to fame.
http://www.nothingkat.com/downloads/flinthoof.jpg

I also enjoyed the huge picture at the end. Too bad I don't come here often enough (nor on the internet, itself.) It would have been cool to be shoved into that picture. :( :( :(

The New Meat · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 660

Hey, thanks to everyone for being such good sports about that crappy final pic there. I mostly drew people as the first things that popped into my head and, if I didn't know what your name meant, I just made it up. Anyway, here was my reasoning for I drew everyone. That way if anyone who has any actual drawing talent ever tries something like this, they can learn from my mistakes.

Mitch- Sherlock Holmes b/c he's English

Skunk Fuckers - a guy fucking a skunk. I don't know what's up with his ears there.

Donotsue - a squirrel, of course

M_Estrugo - an otter with a bow. B/c of Alice Otter, natch.

Tailgunner - a gun with a tail. I had some vague idea that a tailgunner
might have something to do with planes but I just went with my first instinct here.

MagKnightX- a knight with an x on his helmet.

Creature - Creature from the Black Lagoon

Computolio - a computer cus Computolio sounds like computer

Dogthing - A dog. With a thing.

Rankin - Puking raccoon as immortalized by Donny

Wayd Wolf - a wolf. In trench coat, sunglasses and spiffy fedora.

The Outsider - a guy outside a door

Schmorky - Lizard

DA - the letters DA

Jerry Collins, Mike Hirtes, Charisma, Zen Zhu, Paul, Squaresoft, Shmeckolpolis, Zeis Montero - their avatars or combos thereof

Ebonyleopard, Genghis the Gerbil, Mouse, the Gunman, Big Evil Ogre, The New Meat, Gargoyle - Pretty obvious what they're supposed to be from their names, I think.

S_Laita- a fish because I think he's from Finland and fish have fins

Kadius - castle cuz Kadius sorta sounds like castle

Goman Van Gogh - Vincent van Gogh

Repomancer - the grim reaper..cuz repo sounds like reaper

Mous3 Zero - sailor suit clad ninja

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Rankin - Puking raccoon as immortalized by Donny

For your edification, Donotsue had named it coon_logo. MITCH decided it was Rankin.jpg. I already taunted Donny about this. :evil:

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Well, you'll still be a coon to me! =)
Maybe I can sneak you into some comics in the future... for extra blowjob factors! =)

Mitch · Vociferator Joined: 01 Jun 2003 Posts: 473

Mitch- Sherlock Holmes b/c he's English

That is a base slur you monster! I am not at all English!

RAARGH LAWSUET

mouse · Needs to get out more Joined: 13 Jul 2003 Posts: 1030

I look vaguely like something from Grim Fandango.

You know, that was a really cool game. There were parts tho, even early on, where I just could not figure out what to do. I ended up referring to a walkthru repeatedly.

I really liked its predecessor even more: Day of the Tentacle (or even earlier - Maniac Mansion)

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

Dude! Do you know what a Tailgunner is?

You know what else it is? Eh? Eh?

Dogthing · Vociferator Joined: 26 Oct 2003 Posts: 522

Maybe I can sneak you into some comics in the future... for extra blowjob factors! =)

hey baby ;)

ZenZhu · TOP POSTER! Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 1510

hey baby ;)

That reminds me of my first response to something in my Pimsleur Cantonese CDs.

Audio Instructor: "Imagine you see a Cantonese woman, and you'd like to start a conversation with her? What might you say?"*

Me: "What's Cantonese for "Hey, baby, nice tits?""

*In case you're wondering, the Pimsleur CDs work almost like a class.. quizzing you. In this case, the actual response the CD was looking for was Cantonese for "Excuse me, miss." (Ching mahn, siuje.)

Charisma · Venter Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 234

wow. best gift art I ever got!

But really, great 'review' I loved it

Rankin · TOP POSTER! Joined: 03 Jan 2004 Posts: 1514

Well, you'll still be a coon to me! =)
Maybe I can sneak you into some comics in the future... for extra blowjob factors! =)

Less teeth. More tongue. Tell Robert to help you get on AIM... or Remes. :)

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Thougth ya liked it toothy, coony hun! =)

It seems many got mirth out of the CYD comic... even so it tried to be as lousy as possible!
And it is funny because we at least think we know the jokes and characters!

And getting one's "character"-whatever, drawn does have some charm innit, donnit? =)

I don't think WCOTP aims to be anything more than a little group's illustrated fur-roleplay! Let the man have his fun!
He's already lost his preciousssss guns! =)

My latest Art Coroner wouldn't be funny unless we knew Kimmugh! =) But if ya don't know her...
ya can always imagine it is someone else ya know who acts that way!
Maybe I'll do Winger-Art Coroner next.. dunno who's style I'd swipe for it yet tho.

And maybe from now on, The New Meat can post a new pic now and then instead of putting it in writing! And Shmork.. pick up the pen as well! =)

Have some Goatse cookies and Irish cream! It's xmas soon! =)

IceCat · Prattler Joined: 31 Oct 2003 Posts: 119

Really funny stuf there..
Though if you really want to know the WCOTP strip is based on a location on the well know, and infamous FurryMuck.
And the only way you cna be pictured in the strip is to actually do something online that Groat knows about.

Oh nand for your education heres a site with maps of FurryMuck:

http://www.stormpages.com/published/furry/maps/

And yes I was a FurryMuck user about 10 years ago for almost 6 months, then I relized that I had better things to do with my life, and left, got bored with it for the mos part better things to do in the "real wrold".

Later

IceCat

Donotsue · Vociferator Joined: 17 Jan 2004 Posts: 666

Yepp... I know.. but should here be others that didn't...
I never hang in the park... or do stuff mr G'd be interested in. =)

In one ancient con I did draw Ken Sample as Chef ... Jim did laff at that ...LOUD!

And now a worthwile quote from one lurker-buddy's mail, since I am not so good with words... =)
--------------------------
New Meat's article ironically and unintentionally establishes what the article was talking about in the first place.

That one's core group of friends and insiders on a chat channel, muck or forum, will love it when you draw them,
even if it's just a scribble like what New Meat did for his article.
Notice how everyone loved it so much on the forum and immediately started talking about how they had
appeared in it?
- That's why the Groat keeps making it so dumb and in-jokey, cause even if the rest of us dont get it at all,
his little group of chat channel friends do, and eat it up, just like the forum members did with
New Meat's quick little scribbles of them.
Personally, I liked the part with DA proclaiming herself the best artist ever! :D

-Hirtes was not made fun of enough though and New Meat should have depicted himself engaging in leftist
babble talk to make it truly complete.

creature · Venter Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 240

Thankfully, I think I came out pretty unscathed. Now, to see if I should print that out and leave a bunch on Groat's table at FC.

m_estrugo · Vociferator Joined: 13 Nov 2003 Posts: 353

Thankfully, I think I came out pretty unscathed. Now, to see if I should print that out and leave a bunch on Groat's table at FC.

How evil you are. Please, please, if you do, get a camera and take pictures. :)

creature · Venter Joined: 06 Nov 2003 Posts: 240

How evil you are. Please, please, if you do, get a camera and take pictures. :)

Oh, I'm sure I could arrange it. Actually, I was more thinking about the CYD shirts. I have a friend that could print me out one.

Skunkfuckers Inc. · Needs to get out more Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 980

...wait, what just happened here?

I take a break over Thanksgiving, and what pops up while I'm gone? A guy fucking a skunk! HAH!! The only reason I'm not LAWSUITE ATTACKing right now is because, well... Donny does look mighty cute in that wedding dress :oops:

BUT I MISSED THE WEDDING NIGHT

Plenty of time for that later, though... I hope we can make lots of babies :P

so wrong, yet it feels so right

Kadius · Vociferator Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 637

Hey, what's goin' on in here?

The New Meat · Vociferator Joined: 03 Jun 2003 Posts: 660

New Meat should have depicted himself engaging in leftist
babble talk to make it truly complete.

But..I thought I did?

M0us3_Zero · Vociferator Joined: 22 Mar 2004 Posts: 366

Seeing Gollum Aye-Aye in his prime... makes me sort of sad. *sniffle... sob*

But one day, when those who are powerless, who cry out for justice need a champion, I will open the box, and Gollum Aye Aye will be free once more to smite his enemies.

Besides, I don't want my boss' smiting muscles to get atrophied. I mean, can you imagine our weapon of mass distraction getting a beer-gut?

And the gift of the nunchaku is appreciated. I am inspired now to level my foes.

Now, off to play some Halo 2.