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SLaitila
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Posted: 11/27/2004 5:37:51 PM     Post subject: Interview from hell, infamy and bad english included  

Two drunken finns, audio equipment, alcohol, bad humor:

www.bugip.net/interviewfromhell.mp3

Characters, poorly impersonated:

Gene Catlow (interviewer)
Karno (commentator)

Guests:
Ebon Lupus
Jim Groat
Jay Naylor
Kimmaugh
David Gonterman
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Posted: 11/27/2004 6:21:47 PM     Post subject:  

Kimmaugh was the only one who was almost spot on. Everything else made me fall asleep.
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Posted: 11/27/2004 6:34:59 PM     Post subject:  

Basically all the jokes are more or less reality-based. Lupus pooping his pants because of dog sex has been mentioned, Karno is actually HUGE, in length tho' etc. Groat shooting everyone was a weird idea rolling in my head.
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Posted: 11/27/2004 7:41:16 PM     Post subject:  

You need to go hang out with Aronen and Remes. Goddammit, I need to hijack a plane to Finland.
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Posted: 11/27/2004 7:44:47 PM     Post subject:  

Ebon Lupus needed to be a little more crazy. The whole "I fuck anything with four legs and I shit myself" thing got redundant after awhile. I mean, if he shits himself because of dog fucking, keep it in there. He just seemed kind of slow and stupid, like he wasn't convinced he was a wolf.

Groat seemed okay. Maybe he could've told inside jokes that no one found funny or something like that.

Naylor wasn't preachy enough.

Kimmaugh was fine. Her grammer wasn't atrocious enough.

I don't know what to think of Gonterman. He's pretty insignificant compared to the others. Maybe he could've told every how growing a mullet is the "in" thing to do. Or gone on and on about how great he is. Again, he's pretty insignificant.

But those are just my opinions.
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Posted: 11/27/2004 8:07:14 PM     Post subject:  

Well, Kimmaugh and Gonterman are a fanatical Republicans, too :)

Who are Gene Catlow and Karno?
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Posted: 11/27/2004 8:25:08 PM     Post subject:  

I like it.

Furry Magic Land.
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Posted: 11/27/2004 11:15:20 PM     Post subject:  

Ebon lupus wasn't aggressive enough in the first part, he should have been ranting more about humans and censorship, plus he needs more 'fake superiority'.

Kim was spot on though...

:lol:
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Posted: 11/28/2004 12:39:57 PM     Post subject:  

I was thinking about making a sequel where the different furries take phonecalls from people. First it starts off with news narrated by either BOC or Schwartz. Some of the shot characters are resurrected, like kimmaugh just because she can't be destroyed. Catlow won't be but his comic still seems to update and gonterman has become some kind of lawnmower man style internet spirit. Ebon is resurrected by manawolf but naylor's still dead "because nobody gives a fuck about naylor." Groat is deported to cuba, as the police think he's fidel castro on a killing spree. Karno is mistaken for a yeti, whereabouts unknown. I was thinkin about tygger making a drunken phonecall which is basically her saying "where tha fuck am I" and a huge belch.

First Ideas for the show:

Pet talk, with Ebon Lupus and Manawolf
The love doctor with Bart "Nekobe" Beervoets
Traveling with the skiltaire, with, GUESS WHO AND WIN
Kimmaugh talk ethisks
Advertisements by sexyfur, zetacreations, raplab, and little fluffy's do-it-yourself SPH kits.
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Posted: 11/28/2004 7:11:26 PM     Post subject:  

Why was ebon lupus mexican?
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Posted: 11/28/2004 7:18:24 PM     Post subject:  

He speaks wolf english.

I don't know, I was a little plastered.
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Posted: 11/28/2004 7:35:54 PM     Post subject:  

When asked "what do you hate", Kimmaugh would be reminded about Kylen Miles and then go total berserk, accusing everybody of being Kylen or working for her. Also, she loves all of her US Navy & SEAL boyfriends!

I also think there were Kimspeak lessons on the PoE. I could look for it :)


Edited for:
KIMSPEAK is FUN
Two personal faves:

'Lim Bim' for 'Bin Laden'

and

'MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA' for (presumably) 'Muahahahahaha!'.
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Posted: 11/29/2004 2:39:52 AM     Post subject:  

Well, Kimmaugh and Gonterman are a fanatical Republicans, too :)

Who are Gene Catlow and Karno?


No knowledge of Catlow.

Karno, according to a female fur I know, is supposed to be hung like one of those porn freaks with a two foot salami. She said she flashed him and a bulge in his pants leg nearly caused his leg to go up involuntarily. Thankfully, he's not made himself obtrusive in the fandom over this and keeps to himself a lot more than some others in the fandom who merely act like giant dicks.

He also draws furry stuff of some kind.
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Posted: 11/29/2004 3:02:53 AM     Post subject:  

Yeh, hessa okay guy! Plans to get married soon with a yankee gal and move to canada.. since US is too ... Bushy!

Can't find his homepage tho.. must be long dead!
His hero issa skwrl too! =)



No wait.. I found it! =)
http://www.islandia.is/Karno/index.html
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Posted: 11/29/2004 3:20:18 AM     Post subject:  

Yeh, hessa okay guy! Plans to get married soon with a yankee gal and move to canada.. since US is too ... Bushy!


Karno aside, if every furry who promised to move to Canada to be in their socialist paradise in protest of the Republicans... Canada would have to pointedly embrace the death penalty and issue shoot to kill orders to cull their numbers, else they'd be overrun. Which would then follow with a declaration of war against the US and everywhere else that supplied the furries and... well, it's a good thing for the world and the cause of peace that furries don't have the tendency to follow through with their pouty tantrums.
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Posted: 11/29/2004 4:10:51 AM     Post subject:  

Karno aside...


Word. Those who claim to be democrats are usually just whiny because they don't have every fucking liberty ever thought of... and complain incessantly due to a fe wpolicies they might not agree with - thanks to IRC keeping them up to date...
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Posted: 11/29/2004 8:30:49 AM     Post subject:  

I think the fact that all the voices sounded kinda like Strong Bad only added to the charm, although I do wonder why Gene Catlowe seems to be a posh French chef type.

"Remember, kids, my comic is not boring" almost made me fall out of my seat laughing. Please do more of this.
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Posted: 11/29/2004 3:06:27 PM     Post subject:  

although I do wonder why Gene Catlowe seems to be a posh French chef type.


He sounded to me more like some sort of evangelical preacher. =\
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Posted: 11/29/2004 3:54:33 PM     Post subject:  

I kinda pictured him as a televangelist.
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Posted: 11/30/2004 2:54:22 AM     Post subject:  

Karno aside...


Word. Those who claim to be democrats are usually just whiny because they don't have every fucking liberty ever thought of... and complain incessantly due to a fe wpolicies they might not agree with - thanks to IRC keeping them up to date...


"Word?"

Mouse said "True that"...

Hip hop lingo is creeping in...

Run!

:roll:

What is causing this?

Never mind. I'm bored. I probably don't want to know,
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Posted: 11/30/2004 5:01:19 AM     Post subject:  

Word.


"Word?"

Mouse said "True that"...

Hip hop lingo is creeping in...

What is causing this?

Never mind. I'm bored. I probably don't want to know,


Until you mention it now, I dont think I even realized I did that. I type messages the same way I would say them to someone, and occassionally or at least lately , I've been saying stuff like that to people.. except imagine it said in a real flat, nerdy sort of way. :)
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Posted: 12/1/2004 1:56:55 AM     Post subject:  

I -LIKE- it!

Funny thing is, I think Karno would like it, too. Yeah, you make fun of him somewhat, but he's always had a "so fucking what" attitude towards that sort of thing.... Guess that's part of why I like him so much.

All it needs now is some animation. Where's Schmorky been lately?

And for the second recording, you need, only once, to feature a scratchy and decidedly demented voice saying "Hey, wanna buy a CD?" followed by the entire cast shouting "NO!" in unison.
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Posted: 12/3/2004 8:18:05 PM     Post subject:  

Groat made me think about Sgt. Fury and his Howling Commandos comics.

Schmorcky should do an Ebon Lupus and/or Kimmaugh edition of the Letters from the Internet.
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Posted: 12/3/2004 10:16:08 PM     Post subject:  

Well, Kimmaugh and Gonterman are a fanatical Republicans, too :)

Who are Gene Catlow and Karno?


No knowledge of Catlow.

Karno, according to a female fur I know, is supposed to be hung like one of those porn freaks with a two foot salami. She said she flashed him and a bulge in his pants leg nearly caused his leg to go up involuntarily. Thankfully, he's not made himself obtrusive in the fandom over this and keeps to himself a lot more than some others in the fandom who merely act like giant dicks.

He also draws furry stuff of some kind.



What's the deal with people giving Catlow grief anyway? I've never seen or heard of him doing anything out of the norm that would warrant it. And like or don't like his comic, you gotta at least give him credit for being consistant on it and he does put a lot of work into it.

I gotta tell you guys, you have no idea how much time doing something lhat looks like a comic book page can take, epecially inked and toned. And he obviously is writing for himself about what he wants to write about and out side of his comic, I don't think he's had much public appearances in years.

And if what WW says is true, then God blessed him big and Catwhisker's is indeed a lucky woman.
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Posted: 12/3/2004 10:17:46 PM     Post subject:  

Well, Kimmaugh and Gonterman are a fanatical Republicans, too :)

Who are Gene Catlow and Karno?


No knowledge of Catlow.

Karno, according to a female fur I know, is supposed to be hung like one of those porn freaks with a two foot salami. She said she flashed him and a bulge in his pants leg nearly caused his leg to go up involuntarily. Thankfully, he's not made himself obtrusive in the fandom over this and keeps to himself a lot more than some others in the fandom who merely act like giant dicks.

He also draws furry stuff of some kind.


Oops, correction, make that Karno's girl must be lucky (sorry, misread the quote. :oops:
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Posted: 12/3/2004 11:25:30 PM     Post subject:  

What's the deal with people giving Catlow grief anyway? I've never seen or heard of him doing anything out of the norm that would warrant it. And like or don't like his comic, you gotta at least give him credit for being consistant on it and he does put a lot of work into it.

I gotta tell you guys, you have no idea how much time doing something lhat looks like a comic book page can take, epecially inked and toned. And he obviously is writing for himself about what he wants to write about and out side of his comic, I don't think he's had much public appearances in years.

And if what WW says is true, then God blessed him big and Catwhisker's is indeed a lucky woman.

Catlow is rather preachy and annoying, mostly. He used to be staunchily christian and anti-porn until he discovered the joys of premarital sex with CatsWhisker, then he started drawing tons of (bad) softcore. Have you ever read his comic? It's even more incomprehensible than "Jack" except it's "cutesy" and even more packed with clique injokes and such garbage.

Wayd was referring to Karno being hung like a clydesdale, not Catlow. Thinking about Gene nude makes me shudder involuntarily.
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Posted: 12/4/2004 2:17:56 AM     Post subject:  

Catlow is rather preachy and annoying, mostly. He used to be staunchily christian and anti-porn until he discovered the joys of premarital sex with CatsWhisker, then he started drawing tons of (bad) softcore. Have you ever read his comic? It's even more incomprehensible than "Jack" except it's "cutesy" and even more packed with clique injokes and such garbage.


WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP READING THIS SHIT!? Who still reads these damn comics?! Seriously, I cannot FATHOM anyone with eyes and a working cerebrum finding any enjoyment in these heaps of dreck!
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Posted: 12/4/2004 3:37:02 AM     Post subject:  

Personally I kind of picture KAK sounding like Shelly Marsh (Stan's sister) from South Park. Everyone else was pretty spot on except Gonterman. He needed more material. Perhaps people are getting tired of poking fun of DaveyKins?
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Posted: 12/4/2004 4:14:03 AM     Post subject:  

Catlow is rather preachy and annoying, mostly. He used to be staunchily christian and anti-porn until he discovered the joys of premarital sex with CatsWhisker, then he started drawing tons of (bad) softcore. Have you ever read his comic? It's even more incomprehensible than "Jack" except it's "cutesy" and even more packed with clique injokes and such garbage.

Wayd was referring to Karno being hung like a clydesdale, not Catlow. Thinking about Gene nude makes me shudder involuntarily.

Yeah, but is it really preachy or is it just the way he's chosen to write his comic that you don't like. My favortie line is, if you don't like something,then don't view it because it's not for you.

I've never seen Catlow voice anything outside of his own website and really the content of the comic isn't really preachy out side of the context of the universe he's created in his story.

Least I don't get any kind of, I'm being sermonized to, when I've read it, but then I guess my connection with furry stuff isn't as strong as others might be either.

My opinion is, too many people on the internet seek out stuff that's going to personally offend them for the purposes of complaining about it publically. Rarely do I find something that offends me on the net that I wasn't actually looking for to be done so. I mean, if you don't like Jack or Catlaw, or whatever it's called, then well, don't go to the website to read it.
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Posted: 12/4/2004 5:32:15 AM     Post subject:  

Yeah, but is it really preachy or is it just the way he's chosen to write his comic that you don't like. My favortie line is, if you don't like something,then don't view it because it's not for you.

I've never seen Catlow voice anything outside of his own website and really the content of the comic isn't really preachy out side of the context of the universe he's created in his story.

Least I don't get any kind of, I'm being sermonized to, when I've read it, but then I guess my connection with furry stuff isn't as strong as others might be either.

My opinion is, too many people on the internet seek out stuff that's going to personally offend them for the purposes of complaining about it publically. Rarely do I find something that offends me on the net that I wasn't actually looking for to be done so. I mean, if you don't like Jack or Catlaw, or whatever it's called, then well, don't go to the website to read it.

Well, I don't really read Catlow's strip for that reason - I don't like it. To be frank I think it's garbage, but hey. Read 20 strips and you quickly get a very strong sermonizing message of "treat everybody as equals" and "the bad guys always get theirs" which smacks of material aimed towards small children. Of course, Catlow is quick to constantly show off his relationship with CatsWhisker by constantly shoving it in the face of anyone who reads the strip or pays attention to his art, by including her in the storyline, which is vaguely cute for about 3 panels before it becomes quickly tiresome. Gene points out that "CatsWhisker is his mate" about as often as Wayd points out his wife has large breasts.

To top it all off, the strip (what I have read of it) has a humans vs. furries storyline where evil corporate humans are the antagonists. Could it get any more syruppy? Could it get any worse? I didn't think so until Jack made a cameo to give an evil human character who had died "justice", at which point I closed the browser and attempted to douse the pain by drinking liquid toilet bowl cleaner.

And - of course we seek out this stuff. We like to poke fun at furry fandom and things within it, including ourselves at times. It's no fun to just close the window and keep your thoughts on what you looked at to yourself - people who like the strip are expected to tell their friends about it, so logically people who DON'T like it should be expected to do the same. Also, how would I know I don't like the comic without having gone to the site to read it?
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Posted: 12/6/2004 6:16:10 PM     Post subject:  

Positive experiences don't always equal fun, and negtive experiences don't always equal not fun. Seeking out terrible comics and sharing one's opinion of them isn't too much different than other forms of subjecting yourself to negative stimuli for entertainment. Roller coasters terrify people in a fun way. Horror movies do the same. If people didn't find some entertainment value in mocking that which is campy to most.. but taken seriously by others, MST3K would have never existed, let alone gained the following it had.

Of course, you don't have to actively seek out bad comics to be familiar with them. It's like when surving VCL for rare gems of furry art, you don't have to try hard... hell, you don't even have to try when surfing the New Artwork section... to be assaulted with Gene/Catswhisker snugglefucking or NightKrawler-now-NachT's bloodied, dripping phallus. If you surf furry sites or read webcomics at all, at some point, you will be introduced to some of the mockworthy sites out there. It's very easy and convenient to say "if you don't like it, don't look at it." And, such a statement holds water if you're talking about clicking a link around here. If you see a link posted, followed by replies referring to the sanitizing of one's corneas with Liquid Drain-o... then, yes, you know that if you click it, you have only yourself to blame for what you see. But, especially with furry image galleries.... it's far too easy to just stumble across this stuff. Of course, it's your fault if you click the thumbnail to see the full-size image. The problem with furry sites, and the 'net in general, is unless you're surfing for Precious Moments merchandise with about 50 adult filters in place, Winger pics or goatse.cx images will eventually slap you in the face like a wet trout.

Maybe it's just easier to ignore those few moments when furry atrocities reach out and grab you by the nose hairs when you're one of the ones drawing doggie cock in the shower, rather than a bystander window shopping for furry images on VCL and seeing that Mamabliss has updated his archive while looking at the New Artwork thumbnails.

And it's not like people will take one look at a comic and close the browser for good or immediately embrace the comic. In reading enough of a comic to form an opinion of it for your own purposes... you will, obviously, do just that...form and opinion on it. With a site like CYD, most will then share said opinion.

Mocking something doesn't necessarily imply one utterly hates it, either. At present, I'm playing Rygar for PS2. The storyline and dialogue are about as campy as the appropriately comparable movie, Clash of the Titans. About half of what I do in playing the game is mock the corny dialogue. But, I still find it to be a damn fun game. Just because one points out the obvious flaws in something doesn't mean they don't enjoy it.

And it's not like anyone is calling for Gene's or Hopkins' blood when they mock their comics. No one, I assume, is seriously suggesting the comic be banned from the Internet. And I think most here make allowances for differences of opinion. To some Jack is treasure.. and to others, trash. Since mankind could first communicate, though, you have had the crowd what gathers to talk about something because they like it... and the crowd that gathers to talk about something because they don't.

Besides... if you don't like what's discussed here on CYD, it's not like you have to read it. :wink:
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Posted: 12/6/2004 8:16:35 PM     Post subject:  

At present, I'm playing Rygar for PS2. The storyline and dialogue are about as campy as the appropriately comparable movie, Clash of the Titans. About half of what I do in playing the game is mock the corny dialogue.


Funny you should mention that. I remember playing "Rygar" on the original NES, and there was this one annoying and repetitive music track that I just couldn't help but add my own lyrics to...

DUHN-da-DUHN-da-DUHN-DUHN
Da-DUHN-da-DUHN-da-DUHN-DUHN

I'm Ryyyy-gaaaaar...
I'm so neeeeeeeeat...
I'm Ryyyy-gaaaaar...
I'm so coooooooool...

I am stud-ly
I am nif-ty
I am the maaaaan

And when I walk
In-to a room
The chicks all saaaay...

Ryyyy-gar is a groovy guuuuuuy...
Ryyyy-gar is a stud-muffiiiiiiiiin...

DUHN-da-DUHN-da-DUHN-DUHN
Da-DUHN-da-DUHN-da-DUHN-DUHN
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Posted: 12/6/2004 10:02:03 PM     Post subject:  

I do that constantly with many songs I hear... especially with songs from my Japanese or Chinese rock CDs, since I only know a few of the words. Most of my lyrics tend to be rather off-color.

And, of course, now is the time of year for carols and songs that are just begging to be ripped off.

Angels on an acid high.
Tripping lightly through the sky.
High on dope and high on crack.
Think they've been to hell and back.

Glo-o-o-o-o-o...o-o-o-o-o....o-o-o-o-Gloria

We've been smoking Play-Doh.
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Posted: 12/6/2004 10:29:01 PM     Post subject:  


And, of course, now is the time of year for carols and songs that are just begging to be ripped off.


God damn ye, stupid Democrats, you lost 2004
So now we must continue with this senseless, bloody war
So next time, please don't nominate a total fucking bore
Let's have Hillary in Two-Thousand and Eight
Won't that be great?
Or Schwartzenegger will surely terminate
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Posted: 12/7/2004 12:40:56 AM     Post subject:  

Gene points out that "CatsWhisker is his mate" about as often as Wayd points out his wife has large breasts.


No, not nearly as much as you here at CYD do. For the billionth fucking time, and you need to pay attention and listen because some of you are starting to appear as dense and oblivious and ignorant as furries, I mention it because big boobs are a mass culture plus point in selecting females, furry guys will complain to anyone who listens that they are alone and have no girlfriend and wish they did, and I wish to point out that if you want A, you must do B to get it. IOW, open up, grow up, and connect.

Pointing out the big tits is like pointing out that you're driving a Cadillac Escalade rather than talk nebulously of some indistinct SUV. Big tits gets notice of the sort, "wow, someone in furry actually has a decent looking woman." As opposed to leaving the visceral selling points out which isn't as effective as creating insecure envy.

If you leave the points out, they assume some small mousy flat chested goth chick with no personality more intense than any other angsty Lydia Deetz sans Beetlejuice. Saying she has a winning personality is like saying she has a face that has sunk a thousand ships.

But it very rarely produces the necessary follow-up, "I bet I could become really functional and mature and meet someone pretty too." I could have married Angel Kelly and not gotten that response more often.

The point is to get those who are insecure about their own status to out themselves publicly by criticizing me about how often I mention that I am married or that I have a knockout wife. If someone else mentions they have A, B, or C or can do or have done A, B, or C my response is either nothing because I don't care, or questioning to learn how it was done or can be done so I can get there too. Insecure people immediately whine about the other person bragging. It's not bragging if you can or have done it is what I was taught.

(For instance, in customer premises wiring, mentioning that you have done four set multisat installs in one hour flat including code compliant ground will point out which of your fellow workers are on a path to failure because they will assume they can't, they can't accept you can, and you get, "you're bragging". Those destined for success will ask how to speed up the work to do that. Those who are successful will nod, and try to claim they beat your time by five minutes. Soon you're daring each other in competition to outdo each other.)

Of course, leave it to people geeky enough to endlessly debate about Sonic the Hedgehog to not grasp that blindingly obvious fact.

I meant furries. Not the people of CYD of course. No, not the fellow CYD people. Never. :roll:
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Posted: 12/7/2004 12:55:35 AM     Post subject:  

Wayd, no really, no one gives a damn how big your wifes boobs are, I've got a perfectly servicable pair of my own and I'm not exactly the yeti's sister.

You want to tell furry's that, fine tell them that, but it'll be a cold day in hell before you get the response you're waiting for, you also forgot the other possible response in which the person looks at you for a moment, label's you a weirdo then goes back to doing their jobs.

Learn to take a joke man, god even I have a better sense of humor over the "I R Teh Best artest ever" comments then you do over this.

So some of us are a bit geeky, heck I have an entire deprived childhood to make up for so I view it as my right to behave like a geek, anyway I'm young enough and curvey enough to get away with it. :P
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Posted: 12/7/2004 2:16:32 AM     Post subject:  

It's freaking scary but that actually does look slightly like me, I do wear glasses and my hair does tend to look that messy if I don't tie it up. :lol:
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Posted: 12/7/2004 2:40:56 AM     Post subject:  

Gene points out that "CatsWhisker is his mate" about as often as Wayd points out his wife has large breasts.


No, not nearly as much as you here at CYD do. For the billionth fucking time, and you need to pay attention and listen because some of you are starting to appear as dense and oblivious and ignorant as furries, I mention it because big boobs are a mass culture plus point in selecting females, furry guys will complain to anyone who listens that they are alone and have no girlfriend and wish they did, and I wish to point out that if you want A, you must do B to get it. IOW, open up, grow up, and connect.

Pointing out the big tits is like pointing out that you're driving a Cadillac Escalade rather than talk nebulously of some indistinct SUV. Big tits gets notice of the sort, "wow, someone in furry actually has a decent looking woman." As opposed to leaving the visceral selling points out which isn't as effective as creating insecure envy.

If you leave the points out, they assume some small mousy flat chested goth chick with no personality more intense than any other angsty Lydia Deetz sans Beetlejuice. Saying she has a winning personality is like saying she has a face that has sunk a thousand ships.

But it very rarely produces the necessary follow-up, "I bet I could become really functional and mature and meet someone pretty too." I could have married Angel Kelly and not gotten that response more often.

The point is to get those who are insecure about their own status to out themselves publicly by criticizing me about how often I mention that I am married or that I have a knockout wife. If someone else mentions they have A, B, or C or can do or have done A, B, or C my response is either nothing because I don't care, or questioning to learn how it was done or can be done so I can get there too. Insecure people immediately whine about the other person bragging. It's not bragging if you can or have done it is what I was taught.

(For instance, in customer premises wiring, mentioning that you have done four set multisat installs in one hour flat including code compliant ground will point out which of your fellow workers are on a path to failure because they will assume they can't, they can't accept you can, and you get, "you're bragging". Those destined for success will ask how to speed up the work to do that. Those who are successful will nod, and try to claim they beat your time by five minutes. Soon you're daring each other in competition to outdo each other.)

Of course, leave it to people geeky enough to endlessly debate about Sonic the Hedgehog to not grasp that blindingly obvious fact.

I meant furries. Not the people of CYD of course. No, not the fellow CYD people. Never. :roll:

Holy shit you need to chill out. I didn't even read past the first sentence.
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Posted: 12/7/2004 2:45:11 AM     Post subject:  

Holy shit you need to chill out. I didn't even read past the first sentence.


Bobby also has big tits. :wink:
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Posted: 12/7/2004 4:12:14 PM     Post subject:  

Holy shit you need to chill out. I didn't even read past the first sentence.


Bobby also has big tits. :wink:

Not as big as Tygger's thank god.
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Posted: 12/7/2004 4:40:06 PM     Post subject:  

I mention it because big boobs are a mass culture plus point in selecting females

Mind you, what mass culture seems to suggest, and what you find on a person to person basis will vary. Big boobs are not the selling point with everyone as the media would have folks believe. Some folks like small boobs. Some folks like ALL boobs... even the National Geographic ones that look like eggs sunny side up hanging from a nail.

Pointing out the big tits is like pointing out that you're driving a Cadillac Escalade rather than talk nebulously of some indistinct SUV.

Likewise, not everyone would be envious of a Cadillac Escalade. Hell, I don't even know what one looks like.

Big tits gets notice of the sort, "wow, someone in furry actually has a decent looking woman."

Uhm... while I can't speak for anyone else here.. when I hear that someone formerly worked as a stripper and has big tits... based on my experience... I don't get a mental image of a decent looking woman. I have no clue what your wife looks like, so this is in no way a commentary on my opinion of her looks. I can't have one, since I have nothing to go on. But....... when I hear the words "big boobs" and "former stripper" together, unless she's in her mid to late 20s, I tend to picture someone whose looks are rapidly going south, and their boobs are doing the same.

If you leave the points out, they assume some small mousy flat chested goth chick with no personality more intense than any other angsty Lydia Deetz sans Beetlejuice. Saying she has a winning personality is like saying she has a face that has sunk a thousand ships.

Again, I have NO clue what your wife looks like, so it's not a commentary on her attractiveness. As I said.. I don't even know what a Cadillac Escalade looks like. But when I hear about a former stripper with big boobs, I picture someone that looks like Reba McEntire after about 10 years of nonstop chain-smoking... a face that has caused a thousand ships to spontaneously combust.. with boobs like speed bags. Of course, I don't hang out in strip clubs, let alone bars. It's just not my scene. So, speaking for myself.. when I hear someone saying they married a former stripper with big boobs, I don't think "Wow, I could do the same!" I think, "Oh, they hang out in those circles."

And as a fellow with a lovely wife with boobs that would probably make your wife's look like teacups, when I hear about big boobs, the primary emotion elicited is sympathy. I am quite familiar, though not personally, with the kind of physical discomfort they can cause in the shoulders and lower back. A large breast can be about 8 pounds..... that would be like perpetually carrying around two human heads. Can you imagine walking around all day with a 16-pound weight hanging from your neck? My wife has a friend who is an A cup, and she is always joking about being willing to donate boobage to her friend. After we have kids, she is seriously considering having them reduced, and I encourage her to do so. I love her boobs, but I love her more, and want what will make her feel best..... not to mention I'm a bit more partial to the B range, m'self. A cups are nice, too, especially on a nice Chinese gal.

The point is to get those who are insecure about their own status to out themselves publicly by criticizing me about how often I mention that I am married or that I have a knockout wife. If someone else mentions they have A, B, or C or can do or have done A, B, or C my response is either nothing because I don't care, or questioning to learn how it was done or can be done so I can get there too. Insecure people immediately whine about the other person bragging. It's not bragging if you can or have done it is what I was taught.

Well, I dunno about anyone else, but I was taught that bragging is bragging, no matter what... which, in itself, is insecure. So, you can't really complain about anyone teasing you being an act of insecurity, when bragging about the size of your wife's bustline is, in itself, an act of insecurity. I think the bigger point here you might be missing is that you're not sharing new information with us. This congregation has been preached to before. If this were an IRC room and there were many folks that weren't familiar with the claims of your wife's endowments, it might be written of as trying to inspire the furry masses to bigger and better things.... er.. no pun intended. But, we know you claim your wife's boobs are big. Once or twice can be written off as prideful boasting of a tit-lovin' man. Beyond that, it's just redundant, obnoxious bragging.. and regardless of whether or not one has cause to brag, it's still tiresome, boorish, and annoying.... like a rooster crowing in the morning that just won't shut up.
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Posted: 12/7/2004 4:43:58 PM     Post subject:  

stuff

You may as well be George Bush reciting a pro-Iraq war speech at a Kerry rally you know
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Posted: 12/7/2004 5:33:52 PM     Post subject:  

As I said.. I don't even know what a Cadillac Escalade looks like.


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Posted: 12/7/2004 6:06:26 PM     Post subject:  

Ah.... just about as boring and ugly as all of Cadillac's other products. But, then, I'm not really a car person.
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Posted: 12/7/2004 9:54:07 PM     Post subject:  

THIS is my ride!



I SEE THE ENVY!

HA!
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Posted: 12/7/2004 10:57:32 PM     Post subject:  

SHOW US YOUR (WIVES') TITS
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Posted: 12/8/2004 1:33:20 AM     Post subject:  


If you leave the points out, they assume some small mousy flat chested goth chick with no personality more intense than any other angsty Lydia Deetz sans Beetlejuice.


I -LIKED- Lydia! :x
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Posted: 12/8/2004 1:54:43 AM     Post subject:  

stuff

You may as well be George Bush reciting a pro-Iraq war speech at a Kerry rally you know


Yeah, and he won. USA USA USA
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Posted: 12/8/2004 3:06:26 PM     Post subject:  

SHOW US YOUR (WIVES') TITS

For those that may not be acquainted with a woman of ample endowment (let alone be married to one..... HA HA... JEALOUS!!! I'M NOT BRAGGING!), allow me to share some of the problems they can experience:

*They're heavy - I don't know about the fake ones, but the real ones are. Like mentioned before, they can weigh somewhere in the realm of 8 pounds each. This, obviously, means they wear on your back and shoulders. Sixteen or so pounds may not seem like much in terms of doing curls or tricep presses or something.... but try wearing a 16lb.+ amulet around for a few days and see how fun it is.

*They get in the way of everything - Especially when eating. Forget putting a napkin in your lap. If anything falls off of your fork on the way to your lips, it's headed straight for your chest. So, on the rare occasion you're raising your fork and a strand of angel hair pasta with alfredo sauce breaks from the pack and makes a play for freedom, you can bet you're going to have a nice little stain on your camisole for the rest of the evening.

*You get stared at, a lot - Women with large breasts often enjoy, or are at least amused by, the attention their bustline gets. But other times, they can quickly get sick and tired of not just being admired, but leered at. Cashiers and such won't meet your gaze, because they're staring about a foot and a half too low.

*Forget fashion - Or, at least, forget having an easy time finding clothes that are both flattering and fit well. Fortunately, there seems to be a slow but steady rise in stores geared for women that are larger than the waifs most stores cater to.. but that recognize that not all women that are beyond Victoria's Secrets' concept of attractive are 250 lb.+ behemoths. Stores like Lane Bryant and Torrid recognize that a woman can be trim and healthy, but still have a few more curves than the size 0 B-cup Twiggys that most stores cater to these days. Still, it's very hard to find clothes that will accommodate a large bustline and not be so large that it feels like you're wearing a tent everywhere else. And shopping for bras is no picnic, either. Those nice, supportive bras they advertise often don't go beyond a size C or D cup. If a company does make a bra that provides sufficient support for anything beyond that, you're often going to pay big bucks for it. It can be a challenge finding an athletic bra, too.. something tha actually holds the boys in place so you can work out. Watching a set of bodaceous ta-tas bouncing around is fun, but, according to my wife, having a set of bodaceous ta-tas bouncing around when you're trying to do Tae-Bo or something is far from fun.

Those are pretty much the highlights. So, sure, big boobs are fun to look at, but they're not always a party when you're the owner.
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Posted: 12/8/2004 4:52:19 PM     Post subject:  

Hey Wayd, this size?
It's a Japanese girr, they have very smarr breasts and penises! I mean the Japanese men have penises! Very smarr penises!
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Posted: 12/8/2004 5:38:22 PM     Post subject:  

Smart stuff


ZenZhu's right once you get to a DD cup or even larger excessive boobage is not all that.
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Posted: 12/8/2004 6:05:19 PM     Post subject:  

Smart Stuff We've Never Ever read on the Intraweb before.

Had a girlfriend who was an F-cup (and had a waist :P). Avid horse-rider. Never whinged about her boobs at all. Never stalked. No spine problems. Never had any real eye-level problems (a cute face..). Her foremost complaint was paying AU$50 for a Berlei sports bra, and throwing out the stupid gift-bras her sister kept giving her. Her biggest (*cough*) compaint was her bum and hips. ("Stupid Hips. Ruined my promising career as a teenage BMX champion, they did! Chh!!")
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Posted: 12/9/2004 5:05:19 AM     Post subject:  


Well, I don't really read Catlow's strip for that reason - I don't like it. To be frank I think it's garbage, but hey. Read 20 strips and you quickly get a very strong sermonizing message of "treat everybody as equals" and "the bad guys always get theirs" which smacks of material aimed towards small children. Of course, Catlow is quick to constantly show off his relationship with CatsWhisker by constantly shoving it in the face of anyone who reads the strip or pays attention to his art, by including her in the storyline, which is vaguely cute for about 3 panels before it becomes quickly tiresome. Gene points out that "CatsWhisker is his mate" about as often as Wayd points out his wife has large breasts.

To top it all off, the strip (what I have read of it) has a humans vs. furries storyline where evil corporate humans are the antagonists. Could it get any more syruppy? Could it get any worse? I didn't think so until Jack made a cameo to give an evil human character who had died "justice", at which point I closed the browser and attempted to douse the pain by drinking liquid toilet bowl cleaner.

And - of course we seek out this stuff. We like to poke fun at furry fandom and things within it, including ourselves at times. It's no fun to just close the window and keep your thoughts on what you looked at to yourself - people who like the strip are expected to tell their friends about it, so logically people who DON'T like it should be expected to do the same. Also, how would I know I don't like the comic without having gone to the site to read it?


No offense meant, but it just sounds to me like you're taking the content of his comic strip a tad bit too personal. So he wants to write stories that relfect aspects of his personal life and the woman he loves. I mean, it is his comic strip afterall. As for the human/furry thing, there were humans on the good and humans on the bad, but it's always puzzles me why people tend to take such things like that if it were totally one way or another so personal.
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Posted: 12/9/2004 5:13:04 AM     Post subject:  

Positive experiences don't always equal fun, and negtive experiences don't always equal not fun. Seeking out terrible comics and sharing one's opinion of them isn't too much different than other forms of subjecting yourself to negative stimuli for entertainment. Roller coasters terrify people in a fun way. Horror movies do the same. If people didn't find some entertainment value in mocking that which is campy to most.. but taken seriously by others, MST3K would have never existed, let alone gained the following it had.

Of course, you don't have to actively seek out bad comics to be familiar with them. It's like when surving VCL for rare gems of furry art, you don't have to try hard... hell, you don't even have to try when surfing the New Artwork section... to be assaulted with Gene/Catswhisker snugglefucking or NightKrawler-now-NachT's bloodied, dripping phallus. If you surf furry sites or read webcomics at all, at some point, you will be introduced to some of the mockworthy sites out there. It's very easy and convenient to say "if you don't like it, don't look at it." And, such a statement holds water if you're talking about clicking a link around here. If you see a link posted, followed by replies referring to the sanitizing of one's corneas with Liquid Drain-o... then, yes, you know that if you click it, you have only yourself to blame for what you see. But, especially with furry image galleries.... it's far too easy to just stumble across this stuff. Of course, it's your fault if you click the thumbnail to see the full-size image. The problem with furry sites, and the 'net in general, is unless you're surfing for Precious Moments merchandise with about 50 adult filters in place, Winger pics or goatse.cx images will eventually slap you in the face like a wet trout.

Maybe it's just easier to ignore those few moments when furry atrocities reach out and grab you by the nose hairs when you're one of the ones drawing doggie cock in the shower, rather than a bystander window shopping for furry images on VCL and seeing that Mamabliss has updated his archive while looking at the New Artwork thumbnails.

And it's not like people will take one look at a comic and close the browser for good or immediately embrace the comic. In reading enough of a comic to form an opinion of it for your own purposes... you will, obviously, do just that...form and opinion on it. With a site like CYD, most will then share said opinion.

Mocking something doesn't necessarily imply one utterly hates it, either. At present, I'm playing Rygar for PS2. The storyline and dialogue are about as campy as the appropriately comparable movie, Clash of the Titans. About half of what I do in playing the game is mock the corny dialogue. But, I still find it to be a damn fun game. Just because one points out the obvious flaws in something doesn't mean they don't enjoy it.

And it's not like anyone is calling for Gene's or Hopkins' blood when they mock their comics. No one, I assume, is seriously suggesting the comic be banned from the Internet. And I think most here make allowances for differences of opinion. To some Jack is treasure.. and to others, trash. Since mankind could first communicate, though, you have had the crowd what gathers to talk about something because they like it... and the crowd that gathers to talk about something because they don't.

Besides... if you don't like what's discussed here on CYD, it's not like you have to read it. :wink:


To be fair, since I like playing devil's advocate, yes, when they do do the art traide story like postings I'm sure it can seem too sugary for most poeple, particularly people who are viewing it and are single. However, it's a far cry to say that both fo their styles are power cartoon style art.

Also to be fair, it really isn't that often you do see both of them posting anything to VCL and it really doesn't happen all that often, their last joint posting being back in September. True, when it does it came seem like a week long thing, but then, they somehow manage to tie the pics together and make more than just smut art. I mean, at least when put together it actually forms something of a story line, than just the usual smut art. Unless of course you got an issue with adult art to begin with, then that's a whole other matter all together.
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Posted: 12/9/2004 5:15:22 AM     Post subject:  

Gene points out that "CatsWhisker is his mate" about as often as Wayd points out his wife has large breasts.


No, not nearly as much as you here at CYD do. For the billionth fucking time, and you need to pay attention and listen because some of you are starting to appear as dense and oblivious and ignorant as furries, I mention it because big boobs are a mass culture plus point in selecting females, furry guys will complain to anyone who listens that they are alone and have no girlfriend and wish they did, and I wish to point out that if you want A, you must do B to get it. IOW, open up, grow up, and connect.

Pointing out the big tits is like pointing out that you're driving a Cadillac Escalade rather than talk nebulously of some indistinct SUV. Big tits gets notice of the sort, "wow, someone in furry actually has a decent looking woman." As opposed to leaving the visceral selling points out which isn't as effective as creating insecure envy.

If you leave the points out, they assume some small mousy flat chested goth chick with no personality more intense than any other angsty Lydia Deetz sans Beetlejuice. Saying she has a winning personality is like saying she has a face that has sunk a thousand ships.

But it very rarely produces the necessary follow-up, "I bet I could become really functional and mature and meet someone pretty too." I could have married Angel Kelly and not gotten that response more often.

The point is to get those who are insecure about their own status to out themselves publicly by criticizing me about how often I mention that I am married or that I have a knockout wife. If someone else mentions they have A, B, or C or can do or have done A, B, or C my response is either nothing because I don't care, or questioning to learn how it was done or can be done so I can get there too. Insecure people immediately whine about the other person bragging. It's not bragging if you can or have done it is what I was taught.

(For instance, in customer premises wiring, mentioning that you have done four set multisat installs in one hour flat including code compliant ground will point out which of your fellow workers are on a path to failure because they will assume they can't, they can't accept you can, and you get, "you're bragging". Those destined for success will ask how to speed up the work to do that. Those who are successful will nod, and try to claim they beat your time by five minutes. Soon you're daring each other in competition to outdo each other.)

Of course, leave it to people geeky enough to endlessly debate about Sonic the Hedgehog to not grasp that blindingly obvious fact.

I meant furries. Not the people of CYD of course. No, not the fellow CYD people. Never. :roll:


It's not uncommon that big chicks have big breast.

Wait, what are we talking about again?
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Posted: 12/9/2004 3:37:29 PM     Post subject:  

No offense meant, but it just sounds to me like you're taking the content of his comic strip a tad bit too personal. So he wants to write stories that relfect aspects of his personal life and the woman he loves. I mean, it is his comic strip afterall. As for the human/furry thing, there were humans on the good and humans on the bad, but it's always puzzles me why people tend to take such things like that if it were totally one way or another so personal.


Well, this is the Internet. The Internet has many advantages and disadvantages. One of the advantages is that anyone from anywhere in the world can put anything they please on it. And one of the disadvantages is that anyone from anywhere in the world can put anything they please on it. There's no editors, no content filters, no control at all.

The Internet, as we know it, is like a huge, anarchic mountain of books, fanzines and publishings, all together, and we, the users, are crawling that mountain, throwing our own contents on it, looking book after book looking for stuff that catches our attention.

On the Internet, nothing stops me to put, say, an epic history about a group of characters looking for their own reason of living in a confusing or violent world, and I'm sure it would find an audience. Or I could create a comic about an opossum folk who is so wussy that he's even raped by a herd of female sheeps, and it would also find an audience.

However, since this is the Internet, nothing stops people that find the latter idea to be utterly ridiculous and unexciting that it's utterly ridiculous and unexciting. Of course, I'm on my right to go ahead and put that comic on the Internet, since there's no control over its contents... but that would also mean that those that dislike it are in their right to say they dislike it. :)

And that's exactly what we do here on CYD. People put badly drawn, perverted spoogey pics on the web, and here, we say it's badly drawn, perverted spoogey pics. Somebody behaves like an ass on their LJ and we say he's behaving like an ass on their LJ. Gene Catlow publishes a comic boring and preachy to our eyes and we say it's boring and preachy.

It's the spirit of the Internet. :)
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Posted: 12/9/2004 4:15:42 PM     Post subject:  

To be fair, since I like playing devil's advocate, yes, when they do do the art traide story like postings I'm sure it can seem too sugary for most poeple, particularly people who are viewing it and are single. However, it's a far cry to say that both fo their styles are power cartoon style art.

Also to be fair, it really isn't that often you do see both of them posting anything to VCL and it really doesn't happen all that often, their last joint posting being back in September. True, when it does it came seem like a week long thing, but then, they somehow manage to tie the pics together and make more than just smut art. I mean, at least when put together it actually forms something of a story line, than just the usual smut art. Unless of course you got an issue with adult art to begin with, then that's a whole other matter all together.

Actually, if you'll notice, I was referring to the whole experience of looking at and reacting to furry atrocities... not just Gene and Cat specifically. In fact, I was referring more to crap folks like NightKrawler/NachT, Kelly Price, and their brood puts out. Gene and Cat's stuff is just dumb and hardly worth reaching for the eye bleach. It ranks about on the same scale as Precious Moments for raising the question of, "Why has this come before my eyes?"
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Posted: 12/9/2004 10:55:56 PM     Post subject:  

To be fair, since I like playing devil's advocate, yes, when they do do the art traide story like postings I'm sure it can seem too sugary for most poeple, particularly people who are viewing it and are single. However, it's a far cry to say that both fo their styles are power cartoon style art.

Also to be fair, it really isn't that often you do see both of them posting anything to VCL and it really doesn't happen all that often, their last joint posting being back in September. True, when it does it came seem like a week long thing, but then, they somehow manage to tie the pics together and make more than just smut art. I mean, at least when put together it actually forms something of a story line, than just the usual smut art. Unless of course you got an issue with adult art to begin with, then that's a whole other matter all together.

Actually, if you'll notice, I was referring to the whole experience of looking at and reacting to furry atrocities... not just Gene and Cat specifically. In fact, I was referring more to crap folks like NightKrawler/NachT, Kelly Price, and their brood puts out. Gene and Cat's stuff is just dumb and hardly worth reaching for the eye bleach. It ranks about on the same scale as Precious Moments for raising the question of, "Why has this come before my eyes?"


My comment wasn't directed at you ZZ. Nice new icon btw.
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Posted: 12/9/2004 11:35:47 PM     Post subject:  

Ah, sorry about that. Since you had quoted my post, I assumed you were directing it at me. In the future, it can keep things clearer if you either quote part of the post to which you are responding, or just leave quotes out so it's a generic comment.

For making a post with multiple responses (helps keep down the multi-post spam), just do a general "Post Response." You'll see a window at the bottom of the page that will feature most of the latest responses, depending on the length of the thread. You can cut and paste the parts you want to respond to. To make it show:

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... then close the quote with with /quote in brackets (had to leave the brackets out so it didn't think I had opened and closed a quote) when you're done. That way, you can put several responses in one post, rather than having three or four posts in a row or posts that seem like they're directed at one person when they're really meant for another.

Re: the avatar... Lur is my idol. If only more of life's problems could be solved by vaporizing those giving you grief. I plan to have a better shot of him when I get time at home to grab a better picture and resize it. I do most of my avatars at my office, and this ancient machine doesn't have anything more sophistocated than MS Paint and a very old copy of Adobe Photo Deluxe. So resizing most things generates really crappy outlines. What's really pitiful is I took the time to install software on the nice, new computers some people recently got, and they still pester me about letting them know when I'm going to lunch so they can use Adobe Photo Deluxe on this machine, just because they don't want to learn how to insert pictures in Word.
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CrazyBomber
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Posted: 12/12/2004 10:41:19 AM     Post subject:  

That interview from Hell really deserve a Flash animation.
If the mp3 make me to laugh 'till I passed out, imagine how funny a Flash animation would be.
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The New Meat
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Posted: 12/12/2004 1:32:34 PM     Post subject:  



No, not nearly as much as you here at CYD do. For the billionth fucking time, and you need to pay attention and listen because some of you are starting to appear as dense and oblivious and ignorant as furries


Wayd, Jesus, it's just a bit of good natured ribbing. Really. We should all be so lucky to have such amusing running gags.

Look, everyone here get teased. DA gets joshed for talking up her art, and she takes it in stride. Zenzhu gets mocked for his giant Bible-length posts. Donny and Skunk-fuckers have that adorable gay relationship going on. A whole lot of people LOVE guns to a frightening degree, and I've got my nutball lefty diatribes/rat love. It's fun!






Pointing out the big tits is like pointing out that you're driving a Cadillac Escalade rather than talk nebulously of some indistinct SUV. Big tits gets notice of the sort, "wow, someone in furry actually has a decent looking woman." As opposed to leaving the visceral selling points out which isn't as effective as creating insecure envy.


First off, this is kind of a creepy way to talk about your wife..I kid, I kid, but I see what you're getting at.

Secondly, my girlfriend has A cups so fuck you in your fucking ass, fucker. With my fucking penis. Haha!


The point is to get those who are insecure about their own status to out themselves publicly by criticizing me about how often I mention that I am married or that I have a knockout wife.


If you mention a bazillion times that your wife is hot and someone says "Hey, you sure talk about how hot your wife is a lot," it seems hard to see how that makes that person insecure.

Enough of this talk! If you want to show your wife's hotness, stop talking about her knockers and show us some damn pictures!



(For instance, in customer premises wiring, mentioning that you have done four set multisat installs in one hour flat including code compliant ground will point out which of your fellow workers are on a path to failure because they will assume they can't, they can't accept you can, and you get, "you're bragging". Those destined for success will ask how to speed up the work to do that. Those who are successful will nod, and try to claim they beat your time by five minutes. Soon you're daring each other in competition to outdo each other.)


I have no fucking clue what any of that meant. Some sort of building contractor code? Okay, Wayd, since you're here to show us the way to success: How DO you get a woman with huge breasts? I'm gonna trade up! woo


Zenzhu, implants are pretty heavy too, but not unmanagable at least in the smaller sizes. They're a lot harder than real breasts so they take some getting used to, but otherwise nothing too different.
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SLaitila
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Posted: 12/12/2004 2:19:48 PM     Post subject:  

My former stalker had big boobs.
And big everything, also.
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Donotsue
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Posted: 12/12/2004 3:33:13 PM     Post subject:  

Yeah yeah! -Groat showed his wife's boobs !
Which I mentioned in thePumpkin Porn thread, Nov 2nd!

Wayd must mean we should go bag us even bigger boobs instead of just thinking he is bragging!
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SLaitila
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Posted: 12/12/2004 7:23:04 PM     Post subject:  

It seems, from the way the arms look, the boobs aren't the only big thing in that woman.
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GoManVanGogh
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Posted: 12/13/2004 12:45:18 AM     Post subject:  

It seems, from the way the arms look, the boobs aren't the only big thing in that woman.


Yeah, she also wears big glasses.


..... What?
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